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[challenge entry] Gordon is a Mormon
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 15:53, archived)
# Pfft
Good.
(I helped save b3ta! p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 15:56, archived)
# Hehe
'I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop' is such a british lyric
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 17:50, archived)
# Aye - a classic!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] er...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 15:23, archived)
# He can always sleep standing up...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 17:50, archived)
# Nice. I went for communists in Jamaica :)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 18:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Bruce. Christine.


ris
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 15:21, archived)
# Serene!
I got a copy of this on an old indie compilation... looking at the tracklisting now, it's full of very lost looking late 90s indie chancers:
rateyourmusic.com/release/comp/various_artists_f2/nings_and_roundabouts/
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 17:53, archived)
# Are Menswear on there?
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 19:10, archived)
# Nope,
they tended to stay on the Shine albums...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 19:43, archived)
# no need to explain, some of us got it =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 21 Sep 2013, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Wok this way.
(I helped save b3ta! p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 15:01, archived)
# Velly well done
excellent wok
(MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 15:06, archived)
# mustn't.....focus....on.....lips......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 15:10, archived)
# Liv was very lucky in that regard.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 15:22, archived)
# well, royston langdon was luckier...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 15:28, archived)
# I wasn't I saw her first and used to FOH for SH!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Simply because I can.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 15:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Needs more whey.:P

Genuine Aerosmith misheard was by my sister. I put on Permanent Vacation one day and she started singing along to, 'DO the funky lady'!:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 15:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:35, archived)
# 'ningles all. How the devil are you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 14:34, archived)
# My god it really is
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 14:35, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 14:59, archived)
# tired and busy
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Unemployed and drinking wine.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 15:19, archived)
# tsk tsk tsk
you brought this upon yourself...

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 15:01, archived)
# You started it:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 15:20, archived)
# haha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha, Huge man hunt
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:05, archived)
# It's blatantly obvious that they're skiving!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:32, archived)
# Star Wank

Normal service will resume shortly
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 13:14, archived)
# HAHA go for it !!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 13:34, archived)
# I love a good ballwank.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 13:51, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Feel the force, Luke.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Ha-ha!
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spocking
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 14:33, archived)
# Set your phasers for spluff!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 14:45, archived)
#
spluff fun
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 15:01, archived)
# hahaha, Captains log
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:03, archived)
# That's disgusting!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:36, archived)
# Taking the piss now...


Click for bigger (297 kb)
(FUNNYFANNY, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 12:21, archived)
# I'm getting a red x
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 12:29, archived)
# cfb pukes on some iProduct
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 21 Sep 2013, 12:33, archived)
# will it break my 56k modem?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 12:34, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Easter is ruined
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 13:06, archived)
# It helps if you're browsing on an IMAX cinema.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 13:06, archived)
# <img src="http://s4.b3ta.com/host/creative/36694/1379763085/iOS7222.jpg"/>
Stay calm and use this and I will delete once you have... if ya wanna ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 12:33, archived)
# he's not gonna listen to you
nobody ever listens to you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Not that you will listen but yes nobody does
Bless
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:36, archived)
# i do still love you though

these are wondrous times we live in when terribly shopped mammals can be FP'ed :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 17:10, archived)
# Haha indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I guess this is fullof misheard liric :-)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC_P9To4Bg4&feature=share&list=UUp2PMbIQemVis0gj7kc4sqQ
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Frickin hil-bastard-larious!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 12:31, archived)
# Could keep this comp going for months ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 12:33, archived)
# Yeah well that's just showing off isn't it
Very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Excellent work!
Only 370 views, shame about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies if these have bindun
(MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] ...and this
(MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 11:59, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 12:19, archived)
# Well.
That's sorted out the compo I'd reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Good one!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Thank you all
I'm touched.
(MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I swear this is the real title of the song. You will hear 'jar 'o farts' next time you hear the song.
(kidb Not any more, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Shamelss and crowbarred
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 10:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 9:31, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 9:33, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry] haha NWOT
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 10:36, archived)
# Is that meat halal?
Is what I would like to know
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 10:39, archived)
# it was produced by Hal and Al
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 10:40, archived)
#
my keyboard got to share my coffee with me haha
(whowotme nipple clamps, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just slip this one in whilst it's quiet...

I am the lord of the dance settee
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 8:43, archived)
# Hahahaha. Mad! I like mad :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 9:31, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 10:56, archived)
# Thank you for my first chuckle of the day.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 10:39, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 11:28, archived)
# winnar !
stop the compo
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 11:45, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 11:48, archived)
# fucking FENCES
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 4:07, archived)
# udder nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 4:09, archived)
# But can you milk it?
g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 4:28, archived)
# durr :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 5:06, archived)
# BUTT SLIDE!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 14:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 5:38, archived)
# is that some boiling piss?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 5:46, archived)
# Only on the second framespeed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 5:51, archived)
# watch it now
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 10:38, archived)
# drip follows drop follows drip follows drop
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 5:54, archived)
# Dripping like a meatman
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 6:58, archived)
# Self-milking fence
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 7:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 9:32, archived)
# that cow behind is looking at an opportunity there!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 11:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 2:28, archived)
# Bad 'shrooms.
Where were you?
www.b3ta.com/board/11012605
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 2:31, archived)
# I'll need to get paid first.
Nukes aren't free.
edit: *huff* check it
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 2:35, archived)
# Hahaha Ta!
When you said 'huff' I thought of kitten huffing.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 2:51, archived)
# I got a Buddha Huff.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 3:03, archived)
# Very mellow huff
(the orange ones really fuck you up {XD)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 3:05, archived)
# The more I read about it the more surreal laerrus erom eht.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 3:11, archived)
# I was helpless with lols when I first read it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 3:21, archived)
# I stopped myself before my mind was blown...(too late).

Bush Huffing
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 3:28, archived)
# HOT BUFFING ACTION
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 4:26, archived)
# Hahaha
that site has a dangerous level of absurd.
You're lucky your head didn't asplode.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 4:27, archived)
# It's empty!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 3:10, archived)
# Yeah...I know... o___o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 3:12, archived)
# wow, very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 10:59, archived)
# Dynamic hairdo.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 2:47, archived)
# Go ahead...say something else about my hair...........well?......pfft!........
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 2:54, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 3:04, archived)
# Well, that solves the hair issue...


hopefully not bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 8:40, archived)
# Yul Fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 9:39, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 9:42, archived)
# It was him all along!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 3:07, archived)
# There's gotta be a Flan in there.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 3:13, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 3:16, archived)
# Werebase
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 3:22, archived)
[challenge entry] You'll never unhear it
(The Entity Remembered his login details on, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you.
(Or maybe two)
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:25, archived)
# I'm struggling to see the meat here.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 2:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I couldn't find any partucularly famous songs for this...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:47, archived)
# You can't be serious?
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:06, archived)
# it's a website full of sick people, but that's not important right now
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:10, archived)
# Well, this wins for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 8:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 0:39, archived)
[challenge entry] I presume this has been put up already
(The Liberation Of Mike Hunt It was definitely murder. Cheers., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:56, archived)
# He was hoping to get the water otter etc.
Few b3tans around, so an old cover

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysUjYAi0WcQ
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:22, archived)
# Ace!
Never seen them before ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:36, archived)
# I know, worth repeating though.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:18, archived)
# I never fail to sing along with Sepultura's 'We who are not as otters'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 7:36, archived)
# Varying degrees of relevance.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 21 Sep 2013, 11:13, archived)

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