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[challenge entry] Obvious innit. Innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 23:44, archived)
# Er I dunno
racist
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 19 Oct 2013, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry] (Nearly) Not shopped
Other than being genuinely shopped from Sainsburys today and having found it by pure coincidence.

(I helped save b3ta! Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 23:19, archived)
# Er, this is a photoshopping competition.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 18 Oct 2013, 23:29, archived)
# Can I be in the competiton now please?
Can I? Can I? Can I? Go on mate! Go on!
(I helped save b3ta! Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 23:52, archived)
# Yup
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 23:30, archived)
# Still makes me smirk this one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 23:41, archived)
#
her stupidity is her real handicap!
(Fly Projector, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 2:13, archived)
# Challenge Entry: Cock Jokes!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 23:41, archived)
# @the above - naughty shop?
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 19 Oct 2013, 8:45, archived)
# welcome to the 1990's
careful with your dial-up connection.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Up all night to get clucky !
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 23:13, archived)
# Ant and Peck?
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 23:43, archived)
# Almost........
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 23:52, archived)
# Tiny cock and massive twat?
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry] meh
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] The dominant predator of the Serengeti captures another poor victim
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 21:43, archived)
# snogging like mad, bloody teenagers
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 22:02, archived)
# Proudly showing off their "love bites" the following day :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 22:04, archived)
# Relationship won't work out longterm though, one will start feeling henpecked
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 23:30, archived)
# Especially when she starts to get broody ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 18:07, archived)
# !!!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 18 Oct 2013, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:59, archived)
[challenge entry] For Atomic. OMG! NSFW! CANVAS!

CLICK ME, THEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 18:04, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmm....
...oviducts
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 20:12, archived)
# Is that a "poppy on canvas"?
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 21:45, archived)
# ....errmm......no thanks...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 18:20, archived)
# thought i knew the picture...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 9:56, archived)
# Thanks Prime Minister
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:31, archived)
# haha
Will the oldies still get a winter cardigan allowance?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:35, archived)
# No!
They don't qualify as they have walking sticks which they can burn.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:37, archived)
# they're all cunts
and now i'm going home.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:37, archived)
# ^this^
except I'm already home
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 18:13, archived)
# Except...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-24586951
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:37, archived)
# and now Downing St has been forced to state:
"it is entirely false to suggest the Prime Minister would advise people they should wear jumpers to stay warm."
You couldn't make it up :-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:40, archived)
# I want them to issue a statement saying that people should NOT wear jumpers, in an attempt to clear all this up.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 18:54, archived)
# Why not?
It's a perfectly reasonable thing to do. If I'm cold at home I'll always put on a jumper rather than turn the heating up a notch.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry if already bindun
photo Facebok_zps64245a28.png
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Yum!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:14, archived)
# Triple-spaced for your protection
The new newsletter is out and, as ever, the email formatting is all to cock. But the content's pretty good: www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue603/
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:55, archived)
# Formatting is shit
What a sorry state of affairs. The Newsletter used to be something to look forward to and now this.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 0:22, archived)
[challenge entry] i am so, so sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:38, archived)
# No need to apologise for the eye patch ._0
the thing in accesories at the mo'
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:24, archived)
# it's meant to be sunglasses :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:35, archived)
# Soz :(
got eye patches on the brain...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:42, archived)
#
Agent N ?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:45, archived)
# Yes, we have no bananas. We have no bananas today.

Considerably bigger. 8MB
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:17, archived)
# SEE? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET CHEWING GUM IN YOUR HAIR, YOU STUPID GIRL!
also, i approve of your lack of bananas.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:23, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:27, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:29, archived)
# based on a true scolding
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:40, archived)
# It had the ring of verité about it :-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:42, archived)
# it led to a bowl cut
and 4 years of being called he-man hair :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:46, archived)
# Office lol.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:39, archived)
# I demand bananas!!!
Bananas
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:28, archived)
# Well, you can't have any.
This is mainly due to the fact that we have none. I probably should have mentioned that.

Starfruit?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:30, archived)
# I won't take that personally
I forgot to mention that I like your picture
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:33, archived)
# :-)
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:34, archived)
# *eyegasms*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 22:30, archived)
# Tha Shreddah!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Star Wars Episode IV : A New Yoke
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:30, archived)
# haha! amazing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Brilliant!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:37, archived)
# eggpic!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:42, archived)
# Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha shit he really does look like porkins
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:06, archived)
# Hope this is fp width, hereby clucked
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:21, archived)
# You've pecked up another click from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:12, archived)
# :-)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:24, archived)
# Haha - eggcellent!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 23:52, archived)
# Spoons away!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 0:16, archived)
# ---a fabulous angle---
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 6:09, archived)
[challenge entry] uh-oh... trouble a-brewin'...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:49, archived)
# i like cats and i like chickens
but which is best?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:51, archived)
# to do what with?
eat- chickens
have as a pet - cat
have as a productive pet - chickens
dress up as for a fancy dress and not look a bit odd - chicken
have ballbag facial things - chickens
have a tail - cat
create comical cartoon characters - cats

chickens 4 cats 3 - chickens win.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:53, archived)
# he's a ballchinnian!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:57, archived)
#

cats are shit...........................jusssayin'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:15, archived)
# they're evil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:21, archived)
# I think they've released a movie about this..
...starring James Corden

(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Cocktease.
photo comp_zps6dd4c5f0.jpg
(TallJim, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:19, archived)
# cor!
i'd like to fillet her breast meat, if you know what i mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:20, archived)
# You'd like to pluck her good and stick her in the pot, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:32, archived)
# Cor

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:32, archived)
# :D
Are those Maria the robot's boobies?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:34, archived)
# No
It's a long time ago, but I believe it was some lady dressed in combat gear at one of those comic con type gigs
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:59, archived)
# Breastplate fail...
www.tor.com/blogs/2013/05/boob-plate-armor-would-kill-you
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 21:06, archived)
# the flat-chested flirt!
she's stuffed that bra with chicken fillets!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:36, archived)
# phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:38, archived)
# oh ffs
*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Jesus tittyfucking christ
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:03, archived)
# *smacks forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:11, archived)
# Ho Ho!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:14, archived)
# alright mate, how's tricks
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:19, archived)
# ahahaha terribly terrible
and compo it!!1!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:30, archived)
# That's the way!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 20:51, archived)
# Hahaha
You cracked it !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Creamy chicken
(Leemondus, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:04, archived)
# That's ok,
I like salt on my eggs
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:13, archived)
# And hollandaise sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:11, archived)

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