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[challenge entry]
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] nwot....
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:02, archived)
# but i'm at my mum's house, eating peanut butter on toast!
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:12, archived)
# At least he's honest.
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 16:23, archived)
# LENIN US A TENNER
(, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 0:12, archived)
# nwot but whatever
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:07, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:11, archived)
# such a cheeky little scamp!
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:15, archived)
# i am eating peanut butter on toast
that means i win awesomeness points today.
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:48, archived)
# I think he's got a log on under his jacket!
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Hahahaha


(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 17:59, archived)
# Now I'm no consipracy theorist,
But I'm forwarding this to the Daily Mail.
 photo mail_zps5f0c5f01.jpg
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 13:25, archived)
# you're no spelling expert either ;)
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 13:27, archived)
# I was taught to read
during the seventies with the wonderful ITA en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Initial_Teaching_Alphabet I've never been the same since. :)
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 13:30, archived)
#
mєє tω!

I rαther lieked it, and it aulwƦyz mƦd p/rfect sens tω mєє.

why can't we put unicode in titles, eh mods? Eh?
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:52, archived)
# outpoorinz
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 13:31, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 13:28, archived)
# Think I get it now (after a bit of googling) ;)
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 13:31, archived)
# I'm just about there...
The whole Noble-Fasle thing threw me completely to begin with.
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 13:47, archived)
# Spidernado!
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] In Soviet Russia etc...
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:21, archived)
# Maddie's growing up :)
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:35, archived)
# Has big peasant hips and will bear many children for Mother Russia
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:13, archived)
# Phwooor!
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:45, archived)
# MY GOD!!
I think I am starting to be able to read Russian
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:40, archived)
#
廾回山 丹日回凵卞 勹丹尸丹几ヨ己ヨ?
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:49, archived)
# b-but that's chinese!
Google actually translates that back to:
European allies back Shandan date back to the corpse Kan Bian Bao Dan Dan has a few Yo Yo?
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:55, archived)
# Ha!!
Crazy name, crazy guy
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:04, archived)
#
І сди٦ цИdзгѕϯДИd Д ϜцckiИg ШФЯd
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:59, archived)
# whay are you gaize doing this too me
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:04, archived)
#
IИТЄЯИЭТ БДИ7ЭЯ
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:09, archived)
#
now this is sick
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:17, archived)
#
ЯФГᄂ
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:33, archived)
# RORL?
like what Rod Hull did?
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:36, archived)
# Rolls Off Roof, Lifeless?
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:46, archived)
# She's supposed to play Yahtzee?
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:16, archived)
# ...i...want...to...have...sex...with...a...russian...girl...
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 13:34, archived)
# Apparently there are hundreds of Russian women waiting to meet YOU
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:36, archived)
# It appears the storm is not to blame for ALL trees falling down last night...
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:16, archived)
# that naughty elvis
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:38, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:42, archived)
# on FB in 3 2 1
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:52, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:54, archived)
# excellent.
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:55, archived)
# Ace :D
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:33, archived)
# haha
* Tells secretary to file a copy of it *
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:36, archived)
# Love it :D
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:38, archived)
# SITREP: From the Fens, the heart of the storm.
My recycling bin has blown over and some of the contents have spread up to 5 metres away and a crisp packet has gone over next door's fence. The emergency services have been called.
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:47, archived)
# hahaha :)
Very good, but I wish you told us YESTERDAY!
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:56, archived)
# Government cut backs innit.
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:57, archived)
# spot on
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:11, archived)
#
For I can't help falling in love with you trees landing on your cars
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:42, archived)
# Meanwhile in Brighton, other forces are at work

with apologies to Herman for a little steal :)
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:44, archived)
# Windy.. but JC to the rescue..
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 3:51, archived)
# Haha.
This was what I woke up to. The sea is coming over the road now! Said the actress...

Seaford, East Sussex
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 7:48, archived)
# It's calming down now. The worst of it was at 5am when it was to dark to take pictures :(
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 7:50, archived)
# crazy weather
appropriate name of the place
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 7:58, archived)
# Blimey :-/
*blows up water wings*
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 7:56, archived)
# Did you see this?!
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 7:58, archived)
# Ha - daft bugger
Should have left him to drift out to sea ;)
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 1:23, archived)
# Looks like a bit of road map.
Trunk road of course.
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 1:30, archived)
# It's the proposed HS2 map
showing all the branch lines
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:34, archived)
# The Free(base)way
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:10, archived)
# was there anyone there to hear it? did it make a sound?
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 1:42, archived)
# A bit like clapping,
with one hand.
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 1:51, archived)
#
cl f
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 2:01, archived)
# To use both seems extravagant.
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 2:08, archived)
# OH MY GOD THE WEATHER'S GOING TO KILL US ALL
OMG!

*runs outside*

*pauses*

*calmy walks back in*

Anyone fancy a sandwich?
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 2:21, archived)
# It's odd,
but the people who live in areas troubled by hurricanes and tornadoes tend to live in wooden houses (or paper in the case of Japan, they do this because paper houses don't hurt, as for the Yanks, they're just asking for it)
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 2:34, archived)
# Though paper cities do tend to burn should a burny event occur
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 2:38, archived)
# i'm hungry now
got any matches?
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 3:27, archived)
# Yes.
but no sandwich.
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 3:41, archived)
# very poetic depiction of /board :(
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:40, archived)
# Treebase
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] ?
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 22:48, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 22:52, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 23:07, archived)
# Did I see this somewhere before?
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 2:30, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 21:03, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 21:04, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 21:05, archived)
# It's Chairman Miao
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 21:43, archived)
# {:-)
Doesn't bode well for standing cat in Korea...
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 23:05, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 21:11, archived)
# Hahahah
*click*
"Gonna need a bigger Oscar trophy cabinet!"
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 21:04, archived)
# Fishy cock. Good luck.
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 21:13, archived)
# Donald Pleasence being fingered by a chimp.
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 21:51, archived)
# most pleasant indeed
it taykes a chimp to find some fuck
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 21:55, archived)
# he's pervin on himslef
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 21:50, archived)
# On a shrimper?
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 21:52, archived)
# we're gonna need a bigga fuck
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 21:56, archived)
# "Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish PRONZ."
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 22:01, archived)
# Freebase is funnier.
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 22:19, archived)
# Than what? A three day hangover?
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 22:27, archived)
# A: Jabberwoc
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 22:51, archived)
# Yay, clichés!
Also, too shit to be worth its own thread:


Click for bigger (212 kb)
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
BREEZES IN SOUTHERN ENGLAND AND NORTHERN FRANCE.
AND BELGIUM.
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:26, archived)
# BEEE, PRAH-PAREED!!!
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:31, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:34, archived)
[challenge entry] more household propaganda really...
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:08, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:14, archived)
# Haha! A heartwarming tale of motherhood
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 7:11, archived)
# Already done mine.
Comme d'habitude.
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:27, archived)
# HAH! Pushkin-whipped!
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:41, archived)
# Good evening :)
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 19:53, archived)
# LOOK OUT!
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 19:53, archived)
# Like this one best ;)
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 19:58, archived)
# Wanna put something behind him? ;) Took me an hour to cut out all the frames!
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 19:59, archived)
# wooo - summat to play with!!
only an hour? it'd take me 'til Wednesday :-/
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:05, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:41, archived)
# ahahah
he's looking for the wookie's medal

brilliant

here's indiana jones fucking a horse, it would be better if i was sober and had the energy

spotify:track:7C86DVl6REN8VPeGEMOf9q (Get Busy by Sean Paul)
spotify:track:0k2GOhqsrxDTAbFFSdNJjT (Temperature by Sean Paul)
spotify:track:6nZLXpDlDIe0nhSgmN0lF2 (Ganja Breed [feat. Chico] by Sean Paul)
spotify:track:4kOTDj4SiZPkW1p96WMDNv (We Be Burnin' - Recognize It - Amended by Sean Paul)
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:47, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:57, archived)
# wow
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 19:54, archived)
# Hahaha
This just opens the flood gates! :D
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 19:59, archived)
# your stuff is fun to mess with
good bogis
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:00, archived)
# Impressive skills, sir
I'd imagine the Jones era (40s/50s) computer matrix being quite simple...
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:28, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:57, archived)
# Haha
Job FUCKing done :D
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:59, archived)
# looking for fuck:
fuck found
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 21:03, archived)
# FUCKing Huge!
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 21:23, archived)
# Meet Senhor Testiculo

(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 0:49, archived)
# Could someone please do something with this for me quickly?
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 19:37, archived)
# Usual questions in this case apply
1. Are you this person?
2. Do you know this person?
3. (If A.1 is no) Then do you have something against this person?
4. Will legal implications follow?
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 19:44, archived)
# It's just a mate.
I just wanted something funny.
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 19:46, archived)
# 4.
...no, it is not the singer formerly known as Prince, ARF
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:51, archived)
# first!

(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 19:46, archived)
# Haha thanks :)


(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 19:50, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 19:49, archived)
# Thanks Atomic


(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 19:51, archived)
# .

(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 19:58, archived)
# u mofahad
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:02, archived)
#
wtf
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:05, archived)
# i thought you knew that mofahad is b3taspeak for 'u filtad'
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:17, archived)
#
No used tone
I thought it was rubber stamp you disliked?
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:20, archived)
# i hate everything :D
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:49, archived)
# yup
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:40, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 19:51, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 19:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:00, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 19:58, archived)
# that is art, big like
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 19:59, archived)
# eye see what you did there and i like it
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 22:19, archived)
# she's pretty
what's her name
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:03, archived)
# It's a he


(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:04, archived)
# oh? ;) I know, silly
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:14, archived)
# so his name is Otis, then?
...he looks like an 'Otis'
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 23:08, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 2:18, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:05, archived)
# Haha thanks HT
Winner! ;)
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:06, archived)
# he loves gazing in to the abyss
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:08, archived)
#

(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:14, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:25, archived)
# nice :-)
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:29, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 21:01, archived)
# Right you asked for it!
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:26, archived)
# as a general rule, goatse should be more obscured than that
no one wants to see it in so much detail, probably best to link it
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:34, archived)
# Okay I'm sorry, its a first time for me posting here on this board
Will delete it if to offensive though, soz.
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:39, archived)
# just have it as a link marked NSFW for those who love looking at a man's distorted anus
(removed the img src= bit and it will sort itself out)
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:42, archived)
# Have removed the img src= bit but the pic just disappears. Also no NSFW button there either
So obviously I'm doing something wrong :(

Edit: Anyway here is a more user friendly sheep edition ;-]

Edit: I see a working link now thanks.

(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 21:03, archived)
# No
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:58, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 23:13, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:58, archived)
# Oh man. Tis but a bad day.
.


sorry, I know I'm going to Hull.
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 19:32, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:59, archived)
# Happy dreaming Mr Songwriter
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 18:00, archived)
# too soon, man
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 18:09, archived)
# on b3ta? never
besides, I'd like a nice comfy velvet, either that or some of that long monster fur with some throw cushions
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 18:10, archived)
# you know i'm not one to understep the mark
but i still think another hour or so, out of a teensy bit of respect. anyway, i'm off home before the weather tries to kill us all.
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 18:17, archived)
# safe travels
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 18:18, archived)
# No way, on a puerile arts website,
The wrong time is the right time.
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 18:14, archived)
# Nooo
you know b3ta better than that
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 18:45, archived)
# Oh no, just got here.
Goodbye Lou.
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 18:09, archived)
# b3ta
First for news! RIP Lou, you did some good songs.

6 music is going to be unlistenable tomorrow.

Edit: Marcia Wallace has died too.
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 18:24, archived)
# RIP Marsellus Wallace =(
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 18:37, archived)
# "Ha!"
in the nicest possible way, of course

(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 18:54, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 20:00, archived)
# Haha.
Although it could be ashes in a vase.
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 18:32, archived)
# :(((
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 17:42, archived)
# Sunday Mourning
fast work Captn, not even on the BBC yet
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 17:47, archived)
# Taking a walk on the wild side
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 17:55, archived)
# boo :(
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 17:58, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooo :-(
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 18:01, archived)
# Sharon & Louis

(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 15:16, archived)
# that's clearly vera duckworth
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 15:17, archived)
# trouble is I used to have Works where I could soften edges.
I don't know how to do it on this old version of photoshop :(
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 15:26, archived)
# don't worry
i still can't remember how to fucking copy and paste!
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 15:32, archived)
# [ctrl]+[c]/[ctrl]+[v]
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 15:33, archived)
# 0_0
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 15:38, archived)
# 8(|)
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 15:55, archived)
# i'm not that kind of girl, pedro!
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 16:03, archived)
# Love it!
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 15:56, archived)
# I love this


(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 16:23, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Excellent
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:45, archived)
# Also!
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 15:57, archived)
# :D


(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 16:23, archived)
# We're a happy family
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 14:57, archived)
# Now then Now then!


(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] You will watch


....or else.
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 14:55, archived)
# manley?
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 14:56, archived)
# i like this!
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 18:11, archived)
# Could I just point out
...that that isn't a tank engine.
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:33, archived)

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