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Eating Tumble Pie?
might be a bit UK centric :-/
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:32,
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Haha
What do you call a man with a 1 inch willy?
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:40,
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Geoff goldblum?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:44,
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I don't know...
What do you call a man with a 1 inch willy?
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:54,
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he's got no nose!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:55,
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How does he etc etc...
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:56,
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to get to the other side!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:58,
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who's there?
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:58,
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Alaska
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:00,
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Jamaica?
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:17,
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Tuesday
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:22,
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where's the soap?
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:00,
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Soap who?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 0:44,
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Mr tumbles real name!
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:57,
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\o/
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:59,
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shift spendips make me sad inside ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:25,
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mongychops ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:31,
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Jews is filmed before a live studio audience
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:36,
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//:=)
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 0:32,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:11,
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Blimey - I don't know why...
but, I like this lots :)
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:21,
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100% true
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shift spendips make me sad inside ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:53,
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Santa knows where you live
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:12,
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Sorry.......
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paranoiaman ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:34,
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gah!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:36,
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hi carol, I'll have a consonant and eight consonants please
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:48,
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Just Brazils Forrest
Just brazils
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:53,
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Bring out the Hanks :)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:53,
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More....
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paranoiaman ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:55,
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Tom Buise
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:05,
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Pong !
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paranoiaman ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:23,
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Family friendly..
King Dong, not age appropriate.
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shift spendips make me sad inside ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:34,
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*wafts*
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:54,
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ha, convoluted to fuck
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:56,
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Pffft!
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R.Soul hmmm ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:07,
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Hahaha
shadows.... I hate shadows !
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paranoiaman ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:22,
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Mickey Morse
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:21,
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LENIS!!!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:27,
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I love this !
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paranoiaman ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:30,
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it needs to be a tv series
Murders and foul play investigated by a man with a high pitched voice and what appear to be plates attached to his head in Oxford. Accompanied by a drooling companion. It's a ratings smash.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:36,
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Inspect - a - mouse !
(like dangermouse but with even greater investigative skills)
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paranoiaman ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:50,
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And the doors could fall off the Jag with a puff of smoke...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:52,
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:48,
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?
"Take a well known phrase or saying, Remove, add or change just one letter" I added an R That's a consonant isn't it? Also, you know this is b3ta right?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:53,
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yeh, just some banter.
you know this is b3ta right?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:04,
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I certainly hope so
I wouldn't want to be wasting my life away anywhere else :)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:27,
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Is this b3ta?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:53,
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Oh FFS !!
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:26,
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Basset Bound
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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:03,
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damn dirty yiffers and their sex games
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:05,
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Just when you think it can't get more badderer
Basset Round
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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:22,
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Almost a polar bear.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:27,
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you get allsorts on here
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boff FL OZ ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:16,
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Awwww... He sad
you can't do that :(
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:02,
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K
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:55,
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:)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:56,
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haha
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:04,
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A tiny twat is still a twat.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:28,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:35,
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aka "a mouse's ear"
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:56,
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Said Ian Watkins in his defence
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo! ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:11,
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Ewwwwww...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:55,
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KILL HIM!!!!!!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:31,
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Everything's a hound
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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:27,
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Basset hounds I presume?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:29,
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Allsorts really....
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:34,
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Bertie Basset's
Allsorts
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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:39,
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Looks like a dog pound?
Ah
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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:31,
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how much is that d... oh a quid? cheers
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:44,
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pound for hound it's a good deal
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:52,
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NEVAR 4GET
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:45,
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RDLI HAKKIS 4 EVA IN AR HARTS
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:57,
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Your settering the standard for this compo
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:51,
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Appropriate username too
Woo!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:53,
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is it for paw people
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boff FL OZ ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:00,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:37,
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So that's how it happened...
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:11,
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hahaha I like this for it is good
edit - if anyone still wants to enter last week's compo it is still open; the mods haven't made their weekly trip from Brigadoon yet
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:23,
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sorry, i changed two letters...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:41,
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I've read their publication
the watercry... fuck it :(
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:43,
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i liked the sally army
until i heard about their refusal in some areas to help homeless gay people.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:52,
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They don't like the gays at all
But then that's because they're desert-god worshippers
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:21,
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I only worship main-course deities...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:05,
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This is a real problem with the US branch.
It was found they put more money last year towards anti-gay marriage campaigns than they did towards homeless people. As I understand it the UK version do not support this stance.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:28,
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they do, however vastly support unpaid labour
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:02,
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I like this.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:53,
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Haha!
and yuk! Kerlick
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:04,
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o what the hell !!
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:14,
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He'll rust!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:16,
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not in California
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:21,
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hurray!
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:24,
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YAY
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:00,
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Moist God, shirley
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:20,
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and change 3 letters?!
are you mad?!
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:24,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:58,
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I came, I saw...
I saw... ok ok two letters !!!
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:31,
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you kicked its ass?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:39,
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HIS ASS!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:39,
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ALL TIME!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:41,
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TOUCHING!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:49,
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CAPTAIN!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:51,
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yep
Alternatively vidi vici veni...
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:39,
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Ah, my second favourite Latin joke.
Just behind: Caesar walks into a bar and asks the barman for a Martinus. The barman says "don't you mean Martini?" to which Caesar replies "No, just the one thanks" *gets coat*
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:51,
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haha us
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:59,
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nice
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:58,
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ta
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:49,
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Christmas cancelled, santa eaten...
Sorry, no Christmas this year. Alien invasion instead.. Click for: Longer, with sound .
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priestess I remember when this was all fields ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:18,
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ah well. Same time next year
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:27,
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at 2.6MB per post....I hope she only posts once a year
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:38,
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not hosted on b3tards I suspect.
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:41,
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That's Christmas Ruined!
Just as well I'm not at home as I'd be waiting until Christmas for it to download
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:44,
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It has been a while
Didn't even think about message size, it's been so long. What's usually considered polite these days? Perhaps I can fiddle with it.
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priestess I remember when this was all fields ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:45,
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And fiddle with the image while you're at it. Yak yak yak
The same as the old days I believe; 400 Kb animated
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:49,
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@400k is usually the limit
Also I couldnt get your website to play the big version, is it a Quicktime movie?
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:51,
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It's got some embedded html5 video
But really the main thing is here I guess: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppboHE0_1ZE 400k Crikey. That is small. I got it down to 1.2 meg at least. Halving it again could be trickly.
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priestess I remember when this was all fields ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:57,
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thanks for trying
Youtube started hating me @10 days ago and wont let me watch 99% of its videos, but oddly it let me watch moggy's video, I think my broadband is too slow for them (@1.5Mbps)
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:08,
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I approve of alien invasion over Christmas
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:39,
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I for one welcome our Santa eating alien overlords.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:52,
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nom nom nom
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:58,
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'Sin', I said 'Sin!' you pisshead!
I said 'Sin!' you pisshead! when it comes to sayings the oldies are the best :D
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:12,
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and they brought him gold, frankincence and bombay sapphire
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:27,
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Ice and a slice!
cheers!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:51,
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Battenbug cake
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Flash_Bastard ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:35,
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that green looks tangy
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:40,
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:D
would (eat)
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:48,
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the outside is clearly some form of kiwi fruit glaze
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:50,
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Yes, and with limes. Mmm, bug kiwi lime cake
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:54,
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mmmmm, nice!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:02,
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Mmm I must make this.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:16,
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Flash_Bastard ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:03,
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sunflower and a tortoise And a beetle?
fuckers can't make up their minds!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:11,
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Your '5-a-day' right there in one bite.
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Flash_Bastard ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:16,
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convenient
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:28,
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I'd give it a go :)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:59,
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Sniff my finger
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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:28,
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pfft
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Flash_Bastard ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:35,
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ah telephones
just pick up the receiver and rim someone
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:13,
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bell (end) me up
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:14,
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hahaha
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:00,
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.....
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Memaxx ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:25,
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parping on, parping on the moon!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:28,
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followed by don't stand so close to me
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:29,
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In space no one can smell your farts
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Memaxx ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:31,
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pff
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:38,
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In space - no one can hear you preep
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:38,
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jetpack tastic!!!!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:15,
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At The London Sock Exchange
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:05,
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it's a bare(foot) market
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:06,
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spang
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:11,
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:)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:13,
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mmm wotsits
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09,
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The market socks....
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Memaxx ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:49,
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Hahaha!
That's a lot of wanksocks right there. Love this! :D
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:48,
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In stock now
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Dead Pixels See you then, if not before. ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:54,
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:57,
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So sad.
B3ta dies and the mods sell off all the memes to 4chan.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:58,
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A sad day indeed :(
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:03,
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Can you imagine the bidding war between Mumsnet and Reddit over who gets Happytoast?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:20,
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i'm giggling to myself now
imagining him strutting about on stage in a posing pouch while they try to outbid one another for him
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:26,
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HAHAHHAHAHA
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:44,
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hahahaha
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:08,
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YANBU.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:49,
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No, no, no, YOU have him.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:34,
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hahahaha
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:45,
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so I cahanged two..
crucify me :p
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:54,
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hahaha
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:36,
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Pfft!
:D
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:36,
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I thik that's what it sounds like when it comes out
:p
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:47,
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"There'll be no gurning here today!"...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:52,
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:D
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:36,
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