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[challenge entry] Eating Tumble Pie?

might be a bit UK centric :-/
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:32, archived)
# Haha
What do you call a man with a 1 inch willy?
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:40, archived)
# Geoff goldblum?
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:44, archived)
# I don't know...
What do you call a man with a 1 inch willy?
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:54, archived)
# he's got no nose!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:55, archived)
# How does he etc etc...
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:56, archived)
# to get to the other side!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:58, archived)
# who's there?
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:58, archived)
# Alaska
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:00, archived)
# Jamaica?
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:17, archived)
# Tuesday
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:22, archived)
# where's the soap?
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:00, archived)
# Soap who?
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 0:44, archived)
# Mr tumbles real name!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:57, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:25, archived)
#

(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:31, archived)
# Jews is filmed before a live studio audience
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:36, archived)
#
//:=)
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 0:32, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:11, archived)
# Blimey - I don't know why...
but, I like this lots :)
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:21, archived)
# 100% true
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:53, archived)
# Santa knows where you live
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry.......
.

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(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:34, archived)
# gah!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:36, archived)
# hi carol, I'll have a consonant and eight consonants please
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:48, archived)
# Just Brazils Forrest
Just brazils
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:53, archived)
# Bring out the Hanks :)
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry] More....
.

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(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:55, archived)
# Tom Buise
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Pong !
.

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(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:23, archived)
# Family friendly..
King Dong, not age appropriate.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:34, archived)
# *wafts*
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:54, archived)
# ha, convoluted to fuck
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:56, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:07, archived)
# Hahaha
shadows.... I hate shadows !
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Mickey Morse
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:21, archived)
# LENIS!!!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:27, archived)
# I love this !
.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:30, archived)
# it needs to be a tv series
Murders and foul play investigated by a man with a high pitched voice and what appear to be plates attached to his head in Oxford. Accompanied by a drooling companion.
It's a ratings smash.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:36, archived)
# Inspect - a - mouse !
(like dangermouse but with even greater investigative skills)
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:50, archived)
# And the doors could fall off the Jag with a puff of smoke...
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:52, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:48, archived)
# ?
"Take a well known phrase or saying, Remove, add or change just one letter" I added an R
That's a consonant isn't it?

Also, you know this is b3ta right?
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:53, archived)
# yeh, just some banter.
you know this is b3ta right?
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:04, archived)
# I certainly hope so
I wouldn't want to be wasting my life away anywhere else :)
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:27, archived)
# Is this b3ta?
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:53, archived)
# Oh FFS !!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Basset Bound
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:03, archived)
# damn dirty yiffers and their sex games
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Just when you think it can't get more badderer
Basset Round
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:22, archived)
# Almost a polar bear.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:27, archived)
# you get allsorts on here
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:16, archived)
# Awwww... He sad
you can't do that :(
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry] K
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:55, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:56, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:04, archived)
# A tiny twat is still a twat.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:35, archived)
# aka "a mouse's ear"
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:56, archived)
# Said Ian Watkins in his defence
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:11, archived)
# Ewwwwww...
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:55, archived)
# KILL HIM!!!!!!
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Everything's a hound
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:27, archived)
# Basset hounds I presume?
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:29, archived)
# Allsorts really....
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:34, archived)
# Bertie Basset's
Allsorts
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:39, archived)
# Looks like a dog pound?
Ah
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:31, archived)
# how much is that d... oh a quid? cheers
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:44, archived)
# pound for hound it's a good deal
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:52, archived)
# NEVAR 4GET
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:45, archived)
# RDLI HAKKIS 4 EVA IN AR HARTS
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:57, archived)
# Your settering the standard for this compo
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:51, archived)
# Appropriate username too
Woo!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:53, archived)
# is it for paw people
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:00, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry] So that's how it happened...
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:11, archived)
# hahaha I like this for it is good
edit - if anyone still wants to enter last week's compo it is still open; the mods haven't made their weekly trip from Brigadoon yet
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry, i changed two letters...
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:41, archived)
# I've read their publication
the watercry...


fuck it :(
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:43, archived)
# i liked the sally army
until i heard about their refusal in some areas to help homeless gay people.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:52, archived)
# They don't like the gays at all
But then that's because they're desert-god worshippers
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:21, archived)
# I only worship main-course deities...
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:05, archived)
# This is a real problem with the US branch.
It was found they put more money last year towards anti-gay marriage campaigns than they did towards homeless people. As I understand it the UK version do not support this stance.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:28, archived)
# they do, however vastly support unpaid labour
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:02, archived)
# I like this.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:53, archived)
# Haha!
and yuk! Kerlick
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry] o what the hell !!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:14, archived)
# He'll rust!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:16, archived)
# not in California
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:21, archived)
# hurray!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:24, archived)
# YAY
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:00, archived)
# Moist God, shirley
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:20, archived)
# and change 3 letters?!
are you mad?!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:24, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I came, I saw...
I saw...

ok ok two letters !!!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:31, archived)
# you kicked its ass?
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:39, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:39, archived)
# ALL TIME!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:41, archived)
# TOUCHING!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:49, archived)
# CAPTAIN!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:51, archived)
# yep
Alternatively vidi vici veni...
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:39, archived)
# Ah, my second favourite Latin joke.
Just behind:
Caesar walks into a bar and asks the barman for a Martinus. The barman says "don't you mean Martini?" to which Caesar replies "No, just the one thanks"

*gets coat*
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:51, archived)
# haha us
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:59, archived)
# nice
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:58, archived)
# ta
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:49, archived)
# Christmas cancelled, santa eaten...
Sorry, no Christmas this year. Alien invasion instead..


Click for: Longer, with sound.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:18, archived)
# ah well. Same time next year
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:27, archived)
# at 2.6MB per post....I hope she only posts once a year
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:38, archived)
# not hosted on b3tards I suspect.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:41, archived)
# That's Christmas Ruined!
Just as well I'm not at home as I'd be waiting until Christmas for it to download
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:44, archived)
# It has been a while
Didn't even think about message size, it's been so long.

What's usually considered polite these days? Perhaps I can fiddle with it.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:45, archived)
# And fiddle with the image while you're at it. Yak yak yak
The same as the old days I believe; 400 Kb animated
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:49, archived)
# @400k is usually the limit
Also I couldnt get your website to play the big version, is it a Quicktime movie?
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:51, archived)
# It's got some embedded html5 video
But really the main thing is here I guess: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppboHE0_1ZE

400k Crikey. That is small. I got it down to 1.2 meg at least. Halving it again could be trickly.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:57, archived)
# thanks for trying
Youtube started hating me @10 days ago and wont let me watch 99% of its videos, but oddly it let me watch moggy's video, I think my broadband is too slow for them (@1.5Mbps)
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:08, archived)
# I approve of alien invasion over Christmas
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:39, archived)
# I for one welcome our Santa eating alien overlords.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:52, archived)
# nom nom nom
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Sin', I said 'Sin!' you pisshead!
I said 'Sin!' you pisshead!things get misheard sometimes


when it comes to sayings the oldies are the best :D
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:12, archived)
# and they brought him gold, frankincence and bombay sapphire
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:27, archived)
# Ice and a slice!
cheers!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Battenbug cake
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:35, archived)
# that green looks tangy
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:40, archived)
# :D
would (eat)
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:48, archived)
# the outside is clearly some form of kiwi fruit glaze
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:50, archived)
# Yes, and with limes. Mmm, bug kiwi lime cake
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:54, archived)
# mmmmm, nice!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:02, archived)
# Mmm I must make this.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:16, archived)
# sunflower and a tortoise And a beetle?
fuckers can't make up their minds!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:11, archived)
# Your '5-a-day' right there in one bite.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:16, archived)
# convenient
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:28, archived)
# I'd give it a go :)
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Sniff my finger
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:28, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:35, archived)
# ah telephones
just pick up the receiver and rim someone
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:13, archived)
# bell (end) me up
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:00, archived)
[challenge entry] .....
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:25, archived)
# parping on, parping on the moon!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:28, archived)
# followed by don't stand so close to me
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:29, archived)
# In space no one can smell your farts
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:31, archived)
# pff
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:38, archived)
# In space - no one can hear you preep
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:38, archived)
# jetpack tastic!!!!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] At The London Sock Exchange
BIGGA 291K

Compo Pea
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:05, archived)
# it's a bare(foot) market
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:06, archived)
# spang
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:11, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:13, archived)
# mmm wotsits
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09, archived)
# The market socks....
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's a lot of wanksocks right there.

Love this! :D
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:48, archived)
# In stock now
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:57, archived)
# So sad.
B3ta dies and the mods sell off all the memes to 4chan.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:58, archived)
#
A sad day indeed :(
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:03, archived)
# Can you imagine the bidding war between Mumsnet and Reddit over who gets Happytoast?
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:20, archived)
# i'm giggling to myself now
imagining him strutting about on stage in a posing pouch while they try to outbid one another for him
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:26, archived)
# HAHAHHAHAHA
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:44, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:08, archived)
# YANBU.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:49, archived)
# No, no, no, YOU have him.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:34, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry] so I cahanged two..
crucify me :p


(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:54, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:36, archived)
# Pfft!
:D
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:36, archived)
# I thik that's what it sounds like when it comes out
:p
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] "There'll be no gurning here today!"...
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:52, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:36, archived)

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