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[challenge entry] My Christmas Card this year was audio, and accompanied with this image:
and accompanied with this image:Cumbucket the clown says Clicky here!
Clicky!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 21:25, archived)
# I posted this to FB to all my family.
I am the only creative type out of a family of 60 people. This is my 'coming out' of sorts. At 39 years old, I just don't give a fuck anymore. I AM A WITCH! BUUUUUURNNNN MEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 21:32, archived)
# is that you?
I can't hear that right now/ever
do not eat the button
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 21:33, archived)
# It's me. My voice captures the majesty of the holidays, not to be arrogantischish.
I must say, my composition came out quite well. THANKS!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 21:44, archived)
# DON'T EAT THE BUTTON!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 22:08, archived)
# The audio reminded me a bit of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuklqJD3v0c

in a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 22:01, archived)
# beautiful
properly freaked out my cat though. she went from relaxedly cleaning herself, to sat up ears up eyes wide open!!!!!!!!!

and she's also had her anti-worming medicine, so she's feeling groggy, so that was some powerful La'ing you got there. most powerful we've heard in long time! just saying, ya know?
skills
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 22 Dec 2013, 11:33, archived)
# 'nings


cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 21:20, archived)
# one does not simply mordor mordor
dancing dancey dance flying eagles n stuff
p.s. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 20:52, archived)
# WILFRID!

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 20:53, archived)
# Needs to be room for the Civil Biscuit Rights Act of 2014.


Click for bigger (87 kb)
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 20:44, archived)
# *noms*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 20:48, archived)
# Nice work!!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 22:43, archived)
# Those Bourbons went to eaten.
They are the privileged and don't belong there!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 2:59, archived)
[challenge entry] More mashup christmas cards
Here's another of the mashup cards I did for last year...bought loads of really crap 99p shop cards then did some real cut & paste on them - I'm not sure if I sent this one, I suspect this might suit b3ta's smutty ways more than the other one :-P



More mashup shizzle

Still have loads of cards left but it takes ages so couldn't be bothered to do them again ;-)
(fingertrouble too right sheila we ARE the neighbours, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 20:07, archived)
# I liked the big robin.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 20:26, archived)
#
thanks! :-D
(fingertrouble too right sheila we ARE the neighbours, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 20:29, archived)
# Yep
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 23:12, archived)
# Ha
I like this idea
NEXT YER I SHALLDODIS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Christmas card challenge
Here's one of the mashup cards I did for last year...bought loads of really crap 99p shop cards then did some real cut & paste on them:



More mashup shizzle
(fingertrouble too right sheila we ARE the neighbours, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] How to shave your life
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Sat 21 Dec 2013, 19:20, archived)
# Leave Sean Connery alone!
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 21 Dec 2013, 19:24, archived)
# I detest The Dubliners.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 19:58, archived)
# HO HO HOs!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 20:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] More privates.......
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:30, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry] MERRY CHRISTASS
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 19:13, archived)
# no seriesoutly
what the hell is that?
is that a woman with a moustache drawn on?
or a man with a moustache pretending to be a woman?
I don't know what it is
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 21:17, archived)
# Gone...
404'd
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 22:25, archived)
# that 404 link is fucking well funny!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 22 Dec 2013, 11:37, archived)
# The political version (Merkin)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 19:47, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 21:17, archived)
# From left to right (not politically)
Newt Gingrich, Willard Romney, Rick Santorum, Rick Perry

Paul Ryan was a failed Vice President candidate.

be sure to google Santorum
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 22:06, archived)
# kill it with hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 22 Dec 2013, 11:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:06, archived)
# through yer mum's bedroom, you little twat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:27, archived)
# Looking at that....
not very far in !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:29, archived)
# Never mind how he got in - WHY'S HE PISSING ON YOUR FIRE?!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:57, archived)
# So he can get out again, silly!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 15:07, archived)
# chestnuts roasting on an open fire?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:58, archived)
# Sleazy Santa
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 19:19, archived)
# I am nonplussed by that decidedly non-comedy penis. Haha
Happy Crimbo beetans. Have my audio Christmas Card sent to everyone, including my accountant, realtor and broker geoffreyhunt.com/audio/christmas2013.mp3
EDIT: I didn't know this was a fucking challenge! WOO! Then have yourself a repost! ^^see above
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 19:31, archived)
# You have a beautiful singing voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 20:01, archived)
# Awesome
I love your stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 22:14, archived)
# Love yours too :)
mwah x
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 0:24, archived)
# Nicely :D
(herman:D, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Willy Wanka
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:44, archived)
# Is this an advert for the new.....
cockies and cream flavour chocolate ?
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:02, archived)
# Pork and cheese, I fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:58, archived)
# The amazing willy wanka
is a song by adam sandler
...don't you know
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 19:01, archived)
# i know this hurts
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:39, archived)
# I like these !
But there are rules about flashing images you know....
.
(Sour grapes - sorry)
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:41, archived)
# it doesnt flash
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:42, archived)
# There are rules about hair splitting you know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:43, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11040548
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:44, archived)
# Not at all....
just annoyed by earlier... it's not your fault - sorry !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:46, archived)
# you've found religion
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:43, archived)
# u hate me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:43, archived)
# You should take it as a compliment.
You successfully maximised the pain factor in yours.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:45, archived)
# In other news.....
IT'S CHRISSSSSSSSSTTTMAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS :)
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:48, archived)
# IT'S WINTER SOLTICCCCCCCCCCE
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:50, archived)
# nice trips
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:00, archived)
# To be honest it is more the double
standards that annoyed me but I think I have
finished flouncing now...
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:52, archived)
# you've you you're you you you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:37, archived)
# That's rather pretty
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:46, archived)
# :D THX :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:37, archived)
# Well that's mesmerising.
A new twist in the Andrews Sisters' stage routine, and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:41, archived)
# the Boobie Woobie Booble Boy of CupAny B?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:56, archived)
# Tootlyada tootlyada
toot toot!
:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 19:22, archived)
# wibble wibble wibble
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:59, archived)
# Is this dubstep? WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 20:02, archived)
# if you follow the prongs, they flow smoothly
if you concentrate on one spot, you get orange juice
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 19:01, archived)
# it's rather quiet, so have a pirate spider
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Argghhhh!!
...um, I mean, 'Yarggghh'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:46, archived)
# the twins just drew a picture of me
that looked disturbingly like this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:47, archived)
# i also just now did a spider witout peeking
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:50, archived)
# that's one of them there funky dancing spiders, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:51, archived)
# yeah, it's doing a new dance called The Funky Human
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:53, archived)
# bloody hipster arachnids
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:55, archived)
# That's how they finish up looking around my house...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 16:27, archived)
# evil person!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 16:29, archived)
# I go in bare handed!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Pieces of Eight (legs)
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:51, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:56, archived)
# "Yarr" the Cliff Richard spider
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 16:26, archived)
# is it wired for sound?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 16:29, archived)
# It's weird for sand..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 16:33, archived)
# silicophile!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 16:34, archived)
# Silly cop serious cop, hile be off to the shops now ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 16:38, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 16:51, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 16:34, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 16:39, archived)
# ahahahah!
is there nothing you can't make more silly?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 16:43, archived)
# This is woo
and yet Yay
with a buckswackling houpla
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 19:04, archived)
# Ha bloody ha!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 20:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:06, archived)
# YARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SPIDERS
... i mean yargh! there be monsters here
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 19:02, archived)
# Thinking of you on your special day.


http://beardcomplex.tumblr.com
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 13:12, archived)
# Haha finally
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 13:20, archived)
# congratulations!
*throws maggots*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 13:24, archived)
# Cor, all those rattling tin cans could wake the-
ah, yes. Well.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 13:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 14:27, archived)
# nicely done, think i had a fp with the same but photoshopped
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 14:34, archived)
# just like 'bindun' but with more claws, ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 14:43, archived)
# bob probably stuck it on the fp, he is getting on a bit now
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 14:53, archived)
# in a strange twist it seems bob did it first anyway, mind blown
www.b3ta.com/board/4766902
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 14:56, archived)
# so it's a repost then?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:03, archived)
# i have no idea how deep this rabbit hole goes :(
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:15, archived)
# what next -- GENOCIDE?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:17, archived)
# nice
I had a FP with a similar thing but it was with a cat, and i put it's eyes close to the ears
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 14:43, archived)
# i'd sue if i was you
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 14:53, archived)
# many happy ret.......um......forget it.......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:16, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:06, archived)
# Will you come to my funeral when I die?
Only if you come to me...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 19:04, archived)
# I love you Mystery Bob
I have loved you since 2003 and I always will.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 19:40, archived)
# Am it Spackurday?
Cool thrives on novelty.


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 12:01, archived)
# YAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 12:09, archived)
# Throbbing.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 12:10, archived)
# I feel queasy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 12:15, archived)
# I like this....
I got asked to link mine... but I didn't think we had to !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 12:27, archived)
# *obeys and starts spacking the yule tree*
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 21 Dec 2013, 12:46, archived)
# Glad I had my 3D glasses handy
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 16:27, archived)
# is that cliff richard?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] because its Christmas

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 10:33, archived)
# I knew there was summat not right bout James Stewart
still, his mrs was quite the fox so they can have my money just for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 10:37, archived)
# I don't think you can pay to get a go on her
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 10:41, archived)
# *spits coffee over screen*
What?! Well then. I'm gonna put my foot through Xmas and send George Bailey the bill.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 10:47, archived)
# :-)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 11:07, archived)
# Heheh
That would improve it. He's a far more interesting character when not being so pious.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 12:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 12:07, archived)
[challenge entry] It seems to have lost some of its appeal...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 10:05, archived)
# i always thought the name of the song was Teenage Wasteland
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 10:16, archived)
# Just because...
(Benson Jutton, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 10:00, archived)
# needs
more quo
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 11:34, archived)
# crap! never thought this would become a meme!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 8:49, archived)
# why is there a graphic of a fat tilted bird on the lock?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 9:06, archived)
# You could have a theme - do one where you take away the 'L'
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:05, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 4:46, archived)
# racist
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 11:08, archived)
# just because its silly o'clock


cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 3:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 5:47, archived)
# this is my only relevant one, dunno
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 5:58, archived)

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