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My Christmas Card this year was audio, and accompanied with this image:
and accompanied with this image: Clicky!
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sof sof ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 21:25,
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I posted this to FB to all my family.
I am the only creative type out of a family of 60 people. This is my 'coming out' of sorts. At 39 years old, I just don't give a fuck anymore. I AM A WITCH! BUUUUUURNNNN MEEEE!
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sof sof ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 21:32,
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is that you?
I can't hear that right now/ever do not eat the button
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 21:33,
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It's me. My voice captures the majesty of the holidays, not to be arrogantischish.
I must say, my composition came out quite well. THANKS!
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sof sof ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 21:44,
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DON'T EAT THE BUTTON!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 22:08,
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The audio reminded me a bit of this
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tubaman ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 22:01,
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beautiful
properly freaked out my cat though. she went from relaxedly cleaning herself, to sat up ears up eyes wide open!!!!!!!!! and she's also had her anti-worming medicine, so she's feeling groggy, so that was some powerful La'ing you got there. most powerful we've heard in long time! just saying, ya know? skills
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Sun 22 Dec 2013, 11:33,
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'nings
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 21:20,
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one does not simply mordor mordor
dancing dancey dance flying eagles n stuff p.s. woo!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 21:22,
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 20:52,
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WILFRID!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 20:53,
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Needs to be room for the Civil Biscuit Rights Act of 2014.
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Wheatabeat The hoi polloi ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 20:44,
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*noms*
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 20:48,
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Nice work!!
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IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 22:43,
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Those Bourbons went to eaten.
They are the privileged and don't belong there!
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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald ,
Sun 22 Dec 2013, 2:59,
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More mashup christmas cards
Here's another of the mashup cards I did for last year...bought loads of really crap 99p shop cards then did some real cut & paste on them - I'm not sure if I sent this one, I suspect this might suit b3ta's smutty ways more than the other one :-PMore mashup shizzle Still have loads of cards left but it takes ages so couldn't be bothered to do them again ;-)
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fingertrouble too right sheila we ARE the neighbours ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 20:07,
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I liked the big robin.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 20:26,
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thanks! :-D
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fingertrouble too right sheila we ARE the neighbours ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 20:29,
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Yep
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 23:12,
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Ha
I like this idea NEXT YER I SHALLDODIS!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 20:54,
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Christmas card challenge
Here's one of the mashup cards I did for last year...bought loads of really crap 99p shop cards then did some real cut & paste on them:More mashup shizzle
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fingertrouble too right sheila we ARE the neighbours ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 20:05,
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How to shave your life
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King Klimson This is my bored sig. ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 19:20,
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Leave Sean Connery alone!
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 19:24,
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I detest The Dubliners.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 19:58,
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HO HO HOs!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 20:58,
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 23:06,
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More privates.......
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paranoiaman ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:30,
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who?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:57,
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MERRY CHRISTASS
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 19:13,
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no seriesoutly
what the hell is that? is that a woman with a moustache drawn on? or a man with a moustache pretending to be a woman? I don't know what it is
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 21:17,
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Gone...
404'd
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Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 22:25,
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that 404 link is fucking well funny!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Sun 22 Dec 2013, 11:37,
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The political version (Merkin)
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tubaman ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 19:47,
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who?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 21:17,
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From left to right (not politically)
Newt Gingrich, Willard Romney, Rick Santorum, Rick Perry Paul Ryan was a failed Vice President candidate. be sure to google Santorum
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tubaman ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 22:06,
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kill it with hammers!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Sun 22 Dec 2013, 11:38,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:06,
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through yer mum's bedroom, you little twat
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:27,
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Looking at that....
not very far in !
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paranoiaman ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:29,
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Never mind how he got in - WHY'S HE PISSING ON YOUR FIRE?!!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:57,
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So he can get out again, silly!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 22 Dec 2013, 15:07,
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chestnuts roasting on an open fire?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:58,
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Sleazy Santa
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 19:19,
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I am nonplussed by that decidedly non-comedy penis. Haha
Happy Crimbo beetans. Have my audio Christmas Card sent to everyone, including my accountant, realtor and broker geoffreyhunt.com/audio/christmas2013.mp3 EDIT: I didn't know this was a fucking challenge! WOO! Then have yourself a repost! ^^see above
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sof sof ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 19:31,
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You have a beautiful singing voice.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 20:01,
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Awesome
I love your stuff!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 22:14,
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Love yours too :)
mwah x
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 22 Dec 2013, 0:24,
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Nicely :D
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herman:D ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 22:47,
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Willy Wanka
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King Klimson This is my bored sig. ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:44,
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Is this an advert for the new.....
cockies and cream flavour chocolate ?
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paranoiaman ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:02,
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Pork and cheese, I fear.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:58,
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The amazing willy wanka
is a song by adam sandler ...don't you know
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 19:01,
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i know this hurts
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:39,
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I like these !
But there are rules about flashing images you know.... .(Sour grapes - sorry) .
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paranoiaman ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:41,
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it doesnt flash
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:42,
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There are rules about hair splitting you know ;)
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paranoiaman ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:43,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:44,
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Not at all....
just annoyed by earlier... it's not your fault - sorry !
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paranoiaman ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:46,
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you've found religion
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:43,
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u hate me
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:43,
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You should take it as a compliment.
You successfully maximised the pain factor in yours.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:45,
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In other news.....
IT'S CHRISSSSSSSSSTTTMAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS :)
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paranoiaman ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:48,
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IT'S WINTER SOLTICCCCCCCCCCE
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:50,
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nice trips
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mongychops ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:00,
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To be honest it is more the double
standards that annoyed me but I think I have finished flouncing now...
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paranoiaman ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:52,
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you've you you're you you you
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:37,
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That's rather pretty
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:46,
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:D THX :D
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:37,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:37,
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Well that's mesmerising.
A new twist in the Andrews Sisters' stage routine, and no mistake.
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds. ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:41,
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the Boobie Woobie Booble Boy of CupAny B?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:56,
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Tootlyada tootlyada
toot toot! :@ )
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blyerkit e k trilby ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 19:22,
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wibble wibble wibble
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:59,
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Is this dubstep? WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 20:02,
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if you follow the prongs, they flow smoothly
if you concentrate on one spot, you get orange juice
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 19:01,
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it's rather quiet, so have a pirate spider
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:45,
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Argghhhh!!
...um, I mean, 'Yarggghh'
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:46,
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the twins just drew a picture of me
that looked disturbingly like this
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:47,
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i also just now did a spider witout peeking
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:50,
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that's one of them there funky dancing spiders, isn't it?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:51,
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yeah, it's doing a new dance called The Funky Human
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:53,
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bloody hipster arachnids
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:55,
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That's how they finish up looking around my house...
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 16:27,
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evil person!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 16:29,
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I go in bare handed!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 16:31,
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Pieces of Eight (legs)
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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls! ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:51,
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*spang*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:56,
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"Yarr" the Cliff Richard spider
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 16:26,
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is it wired for sound?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 16:29,
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It's weird for sand..
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 16:33,
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silicophile!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 16:34,
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Silly cop serious cop, hile be off to the shops now ;-)
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 16:38,
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pff
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 16:51,
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:)
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herman:D ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 16:34,
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:-)
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 16:39,
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ahahahah!
is there nothing you can't make more silly?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 16:43,
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This is woo
and yet Yay with a buckswackling houpla
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 19:04,
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Ha bloody ha!! :D
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 20:04,
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:D
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:06,
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YARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SPIDERS
... i mean yargh! there be monsters here
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 19:02,
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Thinking of you on your special day.
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Mystery_Bob ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 13:12,
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Haha finally
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 13:20,
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congratulations!
*throws maggots*
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 13:24,
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Cor, all those rattling tin cans could wake the-
ah, yes. Well.
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 13:47,
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:D
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 14:27,
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nicely done, think i had a fp with the same but photoshopped
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mongychops ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 14:34,
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just like 'bindun' but with more claws, ha ha!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 14:43,
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bob probably stuck it on the fp, he is getting on a bit now
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mongychops ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 14:53,
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in a strange twist it seems bob did it first anyway, mind blown
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mongychops ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 14:56,
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so it's a repost then?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:03,
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i have no idea how deep this rabbit hole goes :(
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mongychops ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:15,
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what next -- GENOCIDE?!?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:17,
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nice
I had a FP with a similar thing but it was with a cat, and i put it's eyes close to the ears
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 14:43,
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i'd sue if i was you
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mongychops ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 14:53,
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many happy ret.......um......forget it.......
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:16,
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Nice!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:06,
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Will you come to my funeral when I die?
Only if you come to me...
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 19:04,
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I love you Mystery Bob
I have loved you since 2003 and I always will.
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sof sof ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 19:40,
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Am it Spackurday?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 12:01,
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YAY!!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 12:09,
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Throbbing.
Woo!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 12:10,
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I feel queasy
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 12:15,
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I like this....
I got asked to link mine... but I didn't think we had to !
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paranoiaman ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 12:27,
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*obeys and starts spacking the yule tree*
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 12:46,
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Glad I had my 3D glasses handy
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 16:27,
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is that cliff richard?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 19:04,
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because its Christmas
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 10:33,
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I knew there was summat not right bout James Stewart
still, his mrs was quite the fox so they can have my money just for that.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 10:37,
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I don't think you can pay to get a go on her
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 10:41,
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*spits coffee over screen*
What?! Well then. I'm gonna put my foot through Xmas and send George Bailey the bill.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 10:47,
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:-)
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 11:07,
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Heheh
That would improve it. He's a far more interesting character when not being so pious.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 12:05,
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:D
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 12:07,
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It seems to have lost some of its appeal...
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 10:05,
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i always thought the name of the song was Teenage Wasteland
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 10:16,
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Just because...
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Benson Jutton ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 10:00,
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needs
more quo
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 11:34,
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crap! never thought this would become a meme!!!!
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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow! ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 11:46,
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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 8:49,
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why is there a graphic of a fat tilted bird on the lock?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 9:06,
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You could have a theme - do one where you take away the 'L'
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:05,
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herman:D ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 4:46,
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racist
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 11:08,
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just because its silly o'clock
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 3:33,
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:)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 5:47,
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this is my only relevant one, dunno
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mongychops ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 5:58,
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