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# Oops! The Olympic rings didn't go to plan at Sochi.

(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:58, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 17:01, archived)
# i like that "glitzy starfish" design
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 17:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 17:13, archived)
# Ace-nuss :D
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 18:55, archived)
# just on the telly
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 22:09, archived)
# I knew he reminded me of someone?
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Skillz!! :)
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:54, archived)
# He just looks like a man desperately fighting to stay in the closet
looks like not is - for any one playing Libel the Home Game.

You could maybe argue defamation of character but he clearly does a good enough job of that himself.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:58, archived)
# :D Woo
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 17:10, archived)
# ahahahaha yes!
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 17:13, archived)
# Impressive
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 17:14, archived)
# spot on *c*
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 20:33, archived)
# terrifying!!!
*click*
(, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 11:38, archived)
# SwampManThing on a bicycle

He was supposed to be dancing but the morph software messed up his knees.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:50, archived)
# I think he is only pretending to have a bicycle
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:58, archived)
# he stole it off the hair bear bunch
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:02, archived)
# I do not recall the hair bear bunch having a bike
.. ah - because this guy stole it

gotcha
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:20, archived)
# they had an invisible motorbike
even hair bear said he had no idea how square did it
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:23, archived)
#

theme tune still gives me the glees and now in my head for the rest of the day :D
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:32, archived)
# ah the pubic hair bear bunch
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:39, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 17:16, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:46, archived)
# just showed that to my 17-year-old nephew
he looked at me and said "what were you smoking back then?"
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 17:09, archived)
# Not hydrangea :S
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 17:11, archived)
# nope :D
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 17:14, archived)
# way too toxic
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 17:22, archived)
# I'd have been daft enough in my yoof
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 17:26, archived)
# Datura Stramonium leaves are er, interesting.
Never make tea though, I know a couple who nearly died.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 17:30, archived)
# Never knew that either
nightshade family apparently
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 17:33, archived)
# Virtually anything that would light.
{8-)
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 17:23, archived)
# Check this out
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 17:22, archived)
# and that was my other fav tv show in the 70's
also now stuck in my head for the rest of the day week :D
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 17:27, archived)
# it's Wonder Woman's invisible bicycle
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:47, archived)
# christ, look at him go!
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:02, archived)
# YAY!

(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:20, archived)
# Tried to dance but got a flea in your knee
We've all be there you see, definitely
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 17:01, archived)
# Aargh Spinachcreature!
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 17:15, archived)
# That's NOT dancin'?
I gotta revise my method, man!
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Ho-De-Ho
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Needs more Pollard?
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:28, archived)
# :) Sioux Pollard

(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:32, archived)
# hahaha
I hated her in Hi-Di-Hi
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:42, archived)
# I liked Ruth Madoc...
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 19:40, archived)
# That's fucking quality
(, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 3:57, archived)
# Hi De Pew
(, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 3:57, archived)
# Haha!
Old timer, enjoying that a lot.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 17:00, archived)
# exactly your compo isn't it
star wars and word play ;)

top draw/shop!
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 17:02, archived)
# Hehehe
;)
(, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Red Five, lovely boy...
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:13, archived)
# It ain't half Hoth, mum
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:23, archived)
# YOU IS A POOF! WHAT IS YOU?

(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:24, archived)
# he's suffering from a bad case of deirdre there
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:33, archived)
# GET YOUR HAIRCUT! IS YOU DEIDRE OFF OF BLEEDIN' CORRIE?
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:36, archived)
# HOW DO YOU KNOW MY HAIR NEEDS CUTTING!?
*searches for cameras*
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:38, archived)
# Nice
reminds me of 'Never the Twain'
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:51, archived)
# Pesky Little Comicses
37. Mr. Mittens



Click for 200 extra width pixels
2 years 8 months it took me to post this... which may go some way towards explain Mr. Mittens dramatic size increases...
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:49, archived)
# most intelligent thing a director has ever said
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:04, archived)
# Yes
I second that motion
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] some Predators do ave em


Click for bigger (184 kb)


After a long time away from the board, I have been improving my photoshop skills
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:47, archived)
# i'm sure i used to buy weed off him
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:03, archived)
# Ever tried hydrangea?
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:13, archived)
# never heard of that before
i knew there had to be some reason for those ugly, old ladie's swimming hat-looking flowers
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:24, archived)
# I love those hats

(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:39, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:41, archived)
# they're disgusting
i've got them in my garden. i wanted rhododendrons :(
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 17:27, archived)
# A bit annoying really
I would've had far more money for beer as a student many moons ago if I'd known
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:48, archived)
# same here
my mate's solution was to shag anyone who'd give her booze or weed.
as it turns out, they gave her a variety of kids, too
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:52, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:01, archived)
# arf!
i shouldn't laugh, she's now a 39-year-old, bowlegged grandmother of 3
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:18, archived)
# it's hypnotic when that's exactly in time with the clock
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:22, archived)
# hahaha welcome back
Nicely
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 21:37, archived)
# Have a Nyan Putin
Happy Winter Olympics all!

(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:44, archived)
# Is he PUTIN on the act of aggressively policing homosex to cover up some unresolved latent desires possibly aquired and acted upon in the cold, with other men, during his time in the KGB
...on the ritz?
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:54, archived)
# Have you seen the way he looks at his PM?
On their bike rides in the country, or aboard their yacht in Italy?
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:06, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 17:07, archived)
# he appears to be using his neck to manually crank a man-sausage into his rear crust
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:55, archived)
# lawls
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:27, archived)
# alright pecker
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 17:01, archived)
# Heterochromia
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:05, archived)
# no longer heterosexual :P
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:17, archived)
# he's different for a web browser?
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:19, archived)
# does it mean; anyone who chooses to use any browser except Google Chrome?
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:23, archived)
# No, that would be "achromatic".
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:31, archived)
# ahh, indeed, yes!
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:38, archived)
# haha
perhaps then it might the compulsive need to consistently re-skin your browser. while all you want to do is further reduce the web browser real estate as you want to watch multiple porn vids at the same time and those pixels make a difference man!

Coz if so.. I'm...erm... I've not got that.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:54, archived)
# If 'heterochromia' had to do with browsers,
it would be someone who uses Chrome and Chromium.

So, no comments on the actual picture, then?
EDIT: I should probably be grateful for that.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:20, archived)
# It's like a 1980s
album sleeve.

Me likey.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Silly moo!
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry] haha, reminds me of this pea!
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:09, archived)
# Brilliant Q!
:D
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:48, archived)
# Slugs!
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:47, archived)
# this was what it was like last year =(
and the year before that
and 2011 was a veritable invasion of the little buggers
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:58, archived)
# Give them a drink to go with that
A nice glass of beer. Drown the little shites.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:09, archived)
# I tried that.
But it calls every other slug within 10mi² to join the party.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:24, archived)
# You need hedgehogs :)
this little'n & it's mum/dad cleared the lot in my garden last year
www.b3tards.com/u/253cc45751cc3e120e8d/borked_internets1.jpg
I felt like a bastard for using flash but I had just saved it from almost certain death by my fluffy
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:53, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:10, archived)
# Wow
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:15, archived)
# Nice pic, rare to be quite that close
I'll have a dozen, please - we do have a few hedgehogs but the nearby road removed a couple last year =(
I think here they only eat the crunchy little snails with houses, perhaps they could be taught to nom the slugs as well
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:13, archived)
# Ta I only got that close as I'd just dragged fluffy off as she was about to kill it
It got a bit tedious having to patrol garden every night so I could let her out safely but was a pleasure to see them
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:18, archived)
# my cat disembowels most stuff, bless the cute little bugger
here seen headed for a bird's nest
Never seen him so smugly satisfied as when he's finally caught a long-time foe. There was the squirrel (only found the hind legs). The magpie(s). Every size rodent and irritating bird that dared intrude.
Once also a stare-down with a pheasant for an hour or so but I guess that one was a bit too large.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:41, archived)
# Aww he looks lovely against the blossom
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:45, archived)
# Lovely :D
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:07, archived)
# haha ain't that the truth
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:24, archived)
# Woo :D
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:54, archived)
# The very hungry Slug
I like this
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:10, archived)
# This
Gud!
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:26, archived)
# ha ha ha
Brilliant!
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 17:27, archived)
# hahaha love it
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 21:28, archived)
# Marvellous
(, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 10:57, archived)
# fuckers!!
I use planks of wood with 5" nails as legs, with copper tubes around them, with the plants on them like a little table, to keep the slugs off
works a treat, you just have to clean the copper now and again :D
(, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 11:43, archived)
# Ah, so true.
(, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 13:15, archived)
# Fantastic !
(, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:15, archived)
# Well done!
Produced genuine audible laughter from me.
(, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 16:52, archived)
#
that made me actually laugh (i got a strange look)

clicky....
(, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 17:31, archived)
# made me do a proper laugh too
awesome
(, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 19:31, archived)
# oh good god this :(
(, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 23:31, archived)
# :)
Cuntslugs
(, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 23:55, archived)
# It's a horrible condition.
(, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 2:36, archived)
# I like this more than words can say.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] hello. prolly bindun.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:40, archived)
# Heh heh
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm so sorry...
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:23, archived)
# i'm really PO'ed about this
R u 2?
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:25, archived)
# oh very good
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:27, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:42, archived)
# nice
:D
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:58, archived)
# clever!
Clicks
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:00, archived)
# The opening ceremony gets underway...
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:28, archived)
# haha, he likes looking at the men
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:33, archived)
# Haha top silly :D
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:45, archived)
# So you like Polonium-210?
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:16, archived)
# haha
best of all the Poloniums
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:03, archived)
# ZOIY?
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:33, archived)
# So ZOIY is Russian for RIS?
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:13, archived)
# why soichianly
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:26, archived)
# I'm hugely confused, Ted...
Ted...
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick, dirty and not even sci-fi
dirty and not even sci-fi
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:28, archived)
# still raises a smile
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:23, archived)
# Tina just keeps getting better looking every time I see her
...but who is Mel Gibson? That sounds like a country music singer's name
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:25, archived)
# he's one of those american actors you get these days
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:28, archived)
#
do you own a toothbrush

(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:29, archived)
# I rent
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:30, archived)
# Time-share.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:17, archived)
# ewwww fuck!
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:27, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahah
:D *Click*
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:27, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:32, archived)
# haha
Are you still going to that gif-gaff thing? Don't think I'll bother myself
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:36, archived)
# Can't do it, busy with work and stuff
Plus it does sound quite wanky :D
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:48, archived)
# hahaha
Yeah, I'm animating myself today and dinner with in-laws and my kids tonight. Much better!
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] na-noo na-noo...
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha, hair twins!
I can still remember the episode of Mork & Mindy with Raquel Welch as Captain Nirvana, COR!
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:58, archived)
# WTF is this, one of those Amurkan shows
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:02, archived)
# yeah
I believe they have situation comedies too.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:07, archived)
# It's a grey area.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:18, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:19, archived)
#
ever hear of the US sitcom -- All in the Family ?

(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:18, archived)
# this is not going to go well, i fear
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:23, archived)
# I wish Mofaha were here -- he'd have my back
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:25, archived)
# I heard he'll never have you back...
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:28, archived)
# hahahahahah
miserable otter is miserable
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:30, archived)
# ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!! It's those murderers' gloves again!
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:30, archived)
# it puts the snail in the basket or it gets the hose
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:31, archived)
#

(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:41, archived)
# =)
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:13, archived)

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