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# i'm sorry.


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(I helped save b3ta! :DG, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 12:21, archived)
# Vanilla Ice
is great
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 12:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 12:32, archived)
# ...but in whom would they be made more quickly, I ask
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 12:52, archived)
# Oh dear
hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 12:02, archived)
# :D
(Roxon, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 12:10, archived)
# ha, he's not
getting out of it that easily.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 12:24, archived)
# Super
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 12:44, archived)
# that was a viciously sharp piece of mango
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 14:38, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Because none of you probably remember this show
I put a big distracting Billie Piper in the picture



click to make it bigger
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 8:45, archived)
# Brilliant
And such good timing, seeing as it's Saturday'n'all. All of a sudden it was like I was 8 again
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 9:01, archived)
# i'd rather of seen Irene Handl
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 9:17, archived)
# That's not Billy Piper, and it's not Irene Handl...
... it's a happy medium, though.







I thank you.
(SonofRojBlake, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 10:08, archived)
# Very
Good
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 11:24, archived)
# click for metal mickey!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 11:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 3:21, archived)
#
(patella, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 3:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 3:37, archived)
#
(patella, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 3:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 3:45, archived)
# keep up, Mo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 3:47, archived)
# Dude I'm tanking here, I'm sorry :(
Did something to my back today, stole a muscle relaxant from my wife this evening to see if it would help and now I'm semi-comatose. And my back still fucking hurts
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 3:54, archived)
# that sucks bad
I have had terrible back problems in the past
knees up usually helps me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 3:55, archived)
#
(patella, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 4:00, archived)
# freekie!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 4:09, archived)
# a good old fashioned cockney knees up, gertcha
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 6:48, archived)
# fuck no!
my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 12:24, archived)
# 'm sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 1:13, archived)
# Q+D+clicked
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 1:29, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 6:33, archived)
[challenge entry] From a soon to come (sometime, maybe) film
maybe) film

edit - just noticed this was my 2501st posting to /board!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 0:21, archived)
# If US television is seriously considering making 'American Gods' and 'Preacher', Ron Howard might do well to look to the small screen for an adaptation of King's meta-saga.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 0:38, archived)
# second attempt at portrait
plan to teach myself to paint this year, I've put it off for years :P as you do.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 23:02, archived)
# You'd look pretty good with a Van Dyke beard.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 23:09, archived)
# Dick?
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 23:13, archived)
# I dunno, a dick sprouting out of your chin would be quite a bold statement.
But maybe if you act confident enough you could pull it off.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 23:19, archived)
# He could pull it off?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SGbxFmK_LA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 23:34, archived)
# you're going to pull off
my chin dick?
kinky
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 1:54, archived)
# You should totally get paid for doing this stuff.
"Excellent" doesn't even begin to cover it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 23:45, archived)
# it's theraputic
gets me away from a screen for hours. : )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 1:53, archived)
# true talent
i wish i had half of your patience and skill
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 3:57, archived)
# They still not going to let you out of Broadmoor Peter..
(nowthatthewilderbeestsgone, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 6:14, archived)
# Sochi isn't corrupt
(bluehamster, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 22:39, archived)
# Sponsered by BP
Bum Purists
(Unquenchable, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 23:22, archived)
# Must. Recuperate. $50b.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 23:41, archived)
# $50b and they can't get goatse to open the final ring
Total fail
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 23:48, archived)
# 4/10. Must try harder.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, the comedy hijinks!
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 22:35, archived)
# Release the Sinden!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 23:46, archived)
# That's not Zeus...
... that's Qui Gon Jinn. I should've given the Toby Jug a lightsaber, I can see that now.

'Cos, y'know, the Wars and the Trek, never the twain etc.

I'll get me coat.
(SonofRojBlake, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 10:06, archived)
[challenge entry] SMASHED OUT OF THEIR TINY SKULLS!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 22:13, archived)
# YES
I need some hot lips
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 23:50, archived)
# The only episode of M*A*S*H* I can remember from start to finish was also the one that was the least like any previous episode.
It was all about the dreams of the 4077th regulars and was probably shown during the last series.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry] MMMmmmm... Pamela Salem.
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 22:05, archived)
# that's obscure
but yes, Robots Of Death, I geddit....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 8 Feb 2014, 1:14, archived)
# Excellent....
...I was hoping precisely one person would get it. I nearly didn't put the robot at the top 'cos I thought it would be too much of a giveaway...
(SonofRojBlake, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 10:06, archived)
# Please do not throw hands at me!
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:18, archived)
# He had to remember to mute the speakers
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 21:48, archived)
# snedrons*=snedrons
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 21:54, archived)
# Fake
No ring!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 22:33, archived)
# Blame Russia
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 23:52, archived)
# Yays
www.ilovehorses.org.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 7:37, archived)
# I made this for atomic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 21:09, archived)
# O MY GGGG.....WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!
what framerate are you using there
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 21:16, archived)
# 0,03
As far as I know it's the fastest Firefox will use. I think some other browsers might slow it down to 0,06 or 0,07
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 21:20, archived)
# ahhh, that's right!
I've tried 0,1,2 and they all slow down for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 21:26, archived)
# Peter Gabriel's videos are very hit and miss, I find..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 22:47, archived)
# San Jacinto

Yeah, the song, not the vid
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 0:54, archived)
# MC Hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 1:03, archived)
# If I had an MC Hammer, I'd Hammer in the morning, I'd Hammer in the evening
BIG PANTS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 1:17, archived)
# I SAID BIG PANTS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 1:18, archived)
#
Ch Ch Ch..
(RTL+, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 21:23, archived)
# you forgot shawn pen
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 21:31, archived)
# Looks a bit like Ade Edmonson
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 21:36, archived)
# Crikey insta headache
Where is Atomic these days?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 21:38, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 18:40, archived)
# I'm pretty sure Atomic was smothered to death in a massive tits accident.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 22:13, archived)
# Oh it was an 'accident' all right
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 22:39, archived)
# I can't blame him.
I've had accidents around enormous boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 7 Feb 2014, 23:05, archived)
# ^THIS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 18:40, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 22:41, archived)
# *fits*
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 23:03, archived)
# FUCKING HELL HOW IS THIS NOT ON THE FP BY NOW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 1:30, archived)
# I wanna be.....
A sledgehamm...hamm...hamm..hamm..hamm..hamm..hamm..hamm..
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 1:31, archived)
# THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT MC HAMMER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 2:25, archived)
# then i won't touch this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 2:59, archived)
# PLEASE PEDROHINNER, DON'T HURT 'EM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 3:01, archived)
# fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I can only get Gary before I have a fit
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 8 Feb 2014, 11:33, archived)
# YES!!!
Now I have enough power to destroy Russia!
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 18:39, archived)
# It's sure to make a big splash
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 20:51, archived)
# hahaha just seen Heston's new range
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 20:59, archived)
# Brilliant
She can smell the odour of the terrible messy dump.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 21:40, archived)
# classy
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 23:03, archived)
# Harassment
Haddock Harassment Outside Sandy Hill Stores
(PagettyPol something something something, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 20:18, archived)
# Jeans round their fins, gills all out on display
Haddock nowadays, don't know they're spawned.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 20:23, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 7 Feb 2014, 20:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Guilty!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 20:03, archived)
# Zardoz! My favourite!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 21:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 21:31, archived)
# This will remain disturbing for ever
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 23:46, archived)
# FLAN ME ZARDOZ YOU UTTER WHORE BITCH!!!
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 1:34, archived)
# best soapy tit wank scene
EVA!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 8 Feb 2014, 11:35, archived)
# radiogaga
where's Alice?, fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 20:48, archived)
# She was innocent.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Cue, twee 70s sitcom theme...


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(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 7 Feb 2014, 19:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 21:41, archived)
# Margot's let herself go... :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 8 Feb 2014, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Beam Me Up Eddie
(retroroberto, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 18:51, archived)
# vaj Dun paH Daghaj
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 18:55, archived)
# nuqneH
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 3:04, archived)
# 'outer glow' is the new 'anti-aliasing'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 19:42, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 7 Feb 2014, 20:25, archived)
# 'ready-breking'
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 21:40, archived)
# I wonder how much meat you get on a tribble
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 21:00, archived)
# I bet you're all wearing smashing spacesuits
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 21:33, archived)
# Newsletter and such
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue618/

It's out and still pre-6pm GMT. I am officially gobsmacked.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 17:52, archived)
# Where's the Image challege results you ball bag full of bulbus bellend boils!?
(No offence)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 7 Feb 2014, 18:20, archived)
# to make deadlines
some cuts had to be made to quality.

But you wanted it on time - right... so who is really to blame here. Mr. Twitchy mouse finger.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 18:42, archived)
# I hope you grow an extra arse.
Then we'll see who's laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 7 Feb 2014, 18:46, archived)
# Me - I got one spare
for when the other's gone numb. \o/
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 19:15, archived)
# Can you fart in stereo?
(Unquenchable, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 19:27, archived)
# Anything's possible once you've got the outer casing open.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 19:30, archived)
# can i borrow one?
mine has a crack in it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 20:59, archived)
# O HAII OHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 22:03, archived)
# 1st place: Wasp fighting, 2nd place: Concentrate-a-ball, 3rd place: Lava-Jenga-cricket-ball
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 18:48, archived)
# I'm not that bothered tbh
I was just causing trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 7 Feb 2014, 19:06, archived)

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