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[challenge entry]
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:12, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:32, archived)
# Mindpiss?
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:33, archived)
# ha
Indeed... used to terrify me Lesley Joseph.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:54, archived)
# That bloody Maxine Peake gets everywhere
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:01, archived)
# "Ten-shun!"
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:56, archived)
# the smoothest smoke this side of Mos Eisley
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:03, archived)
# If he lights up one of them in his snowspeeder with my kids on board I swear I'll do time
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:28, archived)
# Top work.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:33, archived)
# Shuriken!
:D
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:00, archived)
# good idea, brb
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:02, archived)
# Taste good
But they smell awful.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:20, archived)
# Nicely.
I can see a lot of work went into this….
:D
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:58, archived)
# Cheers mate, it did. I did rather get carried away...
;)
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:00, archived)
# this is awesome!
...smokes a TaunTaun to calm down
(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 0:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Been a while since I said hello.
So, hello.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:38, archived)
# Nice owl
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:40, archived)
# Expensive.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:42, archived)
# thanks. i recently had it stuffed.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:58, archived)
# i look at this and all i can hear is don't you want me baby



/80's flashback
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:40, archived)
# All?
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:20, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:40, archived)
# Hello.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:35, archived)
# Ta,
I'm now feeling somewhat abashed that my 'shopping skills are still rudimentary after all these years.
But hey ho.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:20, archived)
# you still make me look like i'm finger-painting fridge quality stuff
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:26, archived)
# And are you?
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:45, archived)
# umm......
*hides poster paints*
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:14, archived)
# Skills count for little if the arrow misses the mark.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:30, archived)
# Bah. Perhaps one needs to've been a 13-yr-old boy in 1986.
Well, I tried.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:43, archived)
# That wasn't meant as a slight on your work, Sea Tramp, and I apologise if that's how it might have been taken.
I was trying to say that a lack of photoshop skills should never be seen as a reason not to tell the joke. I probably could have worded it better.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:15, archived)
# A simple "fuck off and don't come back" would've sufficed, Cap'n.
An apology for "how something might've been taken" is no apology at all. Has this place started admitting PR people now?

The pic joke stands, and is perfectly alright.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:36, archived)
# ?
he's not telling you to fuck off though.
He's saying that the joke is always better than technique and not to put yourself down
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:59, archived)
# You're a good man, HT. And thorough.
Perhaps I'm just misreading things. I am, after all, hypersensitive and mental.
But I wish this was a friendlier place to come back to after an absence.
If it's gunna be harsh and elitist, eventually there'll only be one harsh elitist left, congratulating himself to himself.
Hmph. I'll be in the bar.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:55, archived)
# according to insider sources, Cameron's massive pink balloon face is actually an allergic reaction to common people
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:43, archived)
# where does he buy his shirts?
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:50, archived)
# they are hand made by his staff every morning
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:51, archived)
# Long Tall Sally.
Just like the rest of us.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:53, archived)
# Terrible.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:07, archived)
# I'll ask her
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:12, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:59, archived)
# Sidney Knox out of 'Appointment with F.E.A.R.'
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:24, archived)
# Maybe he needs some oikment
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:13, archived)
# or a couple of asspirins
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:41, archived)
# Build my interocitor, peasants!
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:30, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:39, archived)
# Jesus
Wept
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:41, archived)
# The scale of that is really twisting my melon.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:57, archived)
# Pfffft!
looks better like this.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:53, archived)
# blimey his wife looks pale there
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:55, archived)
# she has the Joys - a - Youth
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:02, archived)
# Inspired.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:04, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:11, archived)
# Excellent!
:D
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:20, archived)
# *filenames*
...but I only see 2 people
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:40, archived)
# It's the green screen wot makes it.
Bravo
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:19, archived)
# this is why kermit never appeared in star wars
also - woo!
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:47, archived)
# Give me back my sofa !
Brilliant !
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:53, archived)
# George looks disturbingly like Matthew Kelly
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning!
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:32, archived)
# Your batteries are weak, old man.
Morning, Ninj.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:49, archived)
# Mornin' Cap'n!
:D
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:58, archived)
# ha ha
old man steptoe used to scare me when I was a small child.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:54, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
Hallo me old beauty…
:D
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:11, archived)
# Hola Moley!
:D
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:20, archived)
# Whato!
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:11, archived)
# Ning Baz!
:D
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:20, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 2:45, archived)
# Is the stuff on the weights and in her hand her ex's ballbags?
She seems like a right scary bitch, I'd advise you to stay away from her Dave.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 4:32, archived)
#
No No No he cut off just the dick tips and is weighing them for stew!
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 6:33, archived)
# And love is evil, spell it backwards I’ll show ya..:p
*man cringe* to the above for mental imagery...

smooth lines dave!
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 8:14, archived)
# It is growth, then decay, then transformation.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:07, archived)
# It is find them, throw rocks at them till they fall out of the tree, drug them, cut off their noses, then profit.
throw rocks at them till they fall out of the tree drug them cut off their noses then profit.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:09, archived)
# haha ow
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:17, archived)
# The inside of your brain must be like a Hieronymus Bosch painting
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:15, archived)
# I'm normally just thinking about horses and horse riding
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:31, archived)
# "Like Hieronymus Bosch, but with horses. Lots of horses."
Gotcha.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:33, archived)
# poor koalas
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:57, archived)
# Do you have otter's noses ?
Or any meat on sticks ?
(Lovely stuff)
(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:43, archived)
# Is it time for that operation?
This may be the most important decision of your life.

So come down and talk to one of our qualified surgeons at the Family Heart Center.
We feature the complete line of hearts by Jensen and Yamaha. You pick the heart.

Extended warranties. Financing. Qualifies for health tax credit.

And remember, we care.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] that just happened, didn't it?


or, an appropriate way to start a new b3tards account :(
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:57, archived)
# Danger Tim & Daisy.... Danger !
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 0:03, archived)
# vino calapso
i woulld,,, i love her she is real like why i dont know]
Vhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b010hcwh
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 0:52, archived)
# Oh, TOP WORK SIR!
*Clickies.
:D
Wait, hang on. Why didn't you use Tyres for the prof and one of Mike's TA buddies for wossisname?
Also TFU for Robbie The Robot.
:D
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 1:58, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:13, archived)
[challenge entry] From down there...
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:47, archived)
# hahahahahahah
top notch!
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 4:59, archived)
# hehehe
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:04, archived)
# You is a sexual ty-rannosaur, lovely boy!
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh well better in my head
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:16, archived)
# Lol's here
I guess that is a headshot !
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:17, archived)
# Thank you
**chuffed**
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:22, archived)
# Haha!
Cracking!:)
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:26, archived)
# Doffs Hat
**glee**
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 0:30, archived)
# *Push the button*
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:33, archived)
# oh christ
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:38, archived)
# One of the best yet
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 0:58, archived)
# Nice one.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:23, archived)
# \o/
:D
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Av it.... ar...
.

.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:07, archived)
# Also
Separated at birth from Wolfie Smith.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes...
.

.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 0:49, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:24, archived)
# arfs
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:39, archived)
# Henning Wehns' sister
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:41, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 7:43, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Arold...
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 22:59, archived)
# You Darthy old man !
(There is a lot of scrap in a Millenium Falcon)
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:05, archived)
# "I'm gonna be stuck here wiv you forever, building blhaddy droids"
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:08, archived)
# Hahaha
Seams, what seams?
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:36, archived)
# tired, drunk and using a fucked keyboard
not into the aul shoppin' these days.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:40, archived)
# uh uhm yuh furthur
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 4:04, archived)
# British memes for oldies day...
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 22:42, archived)
# Nice one... luvvie boy !
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:03, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:38, archived)
# rude sand dollar
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:42, archived)
# Ooh, nasty ulcers there. {:'-(((((
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 22:25, archived)
# none whatsoever.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 22:48, archived)
# Like, you're tongue actually glows at the end.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:43, archived)
# well, no, but I think I might have bumped up the saturation a bit
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 0:30, archived)
# Cunnilingus dream/nightmare
Edit: The RugMunchMonster.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 0:51, archived)
# hideous beauty
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 22:37, archived)
# Brian Pern approves
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 22:44, archived)
# Brian Pern doesn't deserve to breathe the same air as Mulligan and O'Hare.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 0:20, archived)
# Don't remember this character in 'IDeal'.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 0:56, archived)
# Not quite the Pizza I ordered
But it can lick my stamps.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:18, archived)
# :D

OH, YOU WANT YOUR STAMPS LICKED?
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 0:31, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:25, archived)
# Fackin' av it, you wanka!
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:31, archived)
# Nice!!!!!!
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:41, archived)
# Why does his hair get lighter?
WHY?
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:56, archived)
#
lighter
thinner
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:16, archived)
#
thinner
turps
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:25, archived)
# birdshock
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:27, archived)
# Come to Daddy!

(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:10, archived)
# that's a big head
he looks mightily chuffed now he's caught his flying christmas pudding
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:28, archived)
# he's quite the huntard
woo!
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:27, archived)
# Haha! :D
Still watch out for the evil lizard queen...

(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:35, archived)
# Hahaha
You're a fruit loop you ;)
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 22:21, archived)
# Oh, I don't know...
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:22, archived)
# Actually, the pose reminded me of something else, too...
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:23, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
that was the ONLY THING I thought when he was wearing that.

Oh, and he's a cunt too.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:54, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:17, archived)
# Ha
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:54, archived)
# Yeah, pretty much.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:10, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:38, archived)
# Touchy wall loves daddy hammers!!
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Ruth Madoc in the 25th episode where the jockey falls over
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:14, archived)
# Don't let the Bells End
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:37, archived)
# Where's Hawk when you need him?
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:12, archived)
# This is good.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 22:29, archived)
# this
brings the LOLs
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 5:02, archived)
[challenge entry]

fuck
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:57, archived)
# Increase the Flash Gordon noise and put more science stuff around!
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:03, archived)
# BWaaaaaaah!
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:04, archived)
# Normal view!
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:24, archived)
# Say, I met-a-Luna once...
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Meanwhile at DarkSide hospital...
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:33, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:35, archived)
# Astonishingly there are people my age(*) who have never heard of this
(*)Early 40s
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:44, archived)
# Philistines, the lot of 'em.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:48, archived)
# :(
Those are the type of fuckers that'll pretend they never did The Deacon too.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:53, archived)
# Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!
You're such a Joey....oh..wait..
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:53, archived)
# Mnnnngh.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:55, archived)
# 8D

(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:59, archived)
# Raisinless...
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:25, archived)
# badum-tish
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:28, archived)
# Hahhahhaa
Bang on
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:35, archived)
#
Bang on
twisted
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:39, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:39, archived)
# I got confused with Helen Keller for a moment
Not sure how that would work. Scratch'n'sniff?
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:45, archived)
# Ahahahah!
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:35, archived)
# Oh dear
woo
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:55, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffft!
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 22:20, archived)

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