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# not so sweet
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 20:40, archived)
# poor Sir Bob
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 20:41, archived)
# ^ Very much this.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 21:29, archived)
# Seems like he's a dangerous man to know
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 9:31, archived)
# Bloody hell that was quick off the mark!
It's never too soon.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 20:42, archived)
# born in 89, Christ on a bike
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 20:42, archived)
# i know, right?
Jesus McFuck!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 21:55, archived)
# Arf!
*click*
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 20:49, archived)
# Peach. I could eat a peach for hours.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 21:14, archived)
# You probably will, Geldof is this year's horsemeat
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 23:13, archived)
# Move intooo the countryyyyyy....
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 21:49, archived)
# She was a great writer apparently
I think the thoughts of infinity and the meaning of life was too much.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-OatBpJq3E#t=123
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 22:23, archived)
# Ew, unpleasant people.
The arrogance, it burns.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 22:38, archived)
# Inspired by Elrond's Cupboard,
apparently.
I'm sorry, I'll read that again...
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 23:39, archived)
# well, that's b3ta, right there
bummer for all concerned
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 23:11, archived)
# too soon!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 23:56, archived)
# Hull - But Hahahahahahaha
(, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I have to listen to this every day at work.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 19:30, archived)
# Playlist FM.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 19:32, archived)
# hahaha, same as it ever was
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 20:08, archived)
# if you ever get a chance, listen to yorkshire coast radio. i've never heard a station put out soooo many idents. i've heard three within a minute!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 20:09, archived)
# Heart radio is particularly appalling
It perplexes me how these stations play the same songs every day... yet they're all still contemporary songs... HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 20:18, archived)
# This is one of Edinburgh's horrible little touches.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 20:44, archived)
# like a date with john leslie
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 23:41, archived)
# So that Proclaimer's song, what are the other four?
*My local radio station, can't say I've ever listened to it.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 22:53, archived)
# Agh that reminds me of when Virgin used to play David Grey "Babylon" and "Trouble" by Coldplay in an endless loop
punctuated only by an advert for the V Festival, featuring headline acts such as Coldplay and David Grey

(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 7:51, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 19:15, archived)
# Flying zombie cat fires his lasers
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 19:24, archived)
# Beware Ye t'undead teats...
(Keats).
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 21:27, archived)
# I refer the right honourable gentleman to the FP I got in June 2010
Obviously you have an impeccable sense of humour :-)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 19:56, archived)
# Haha, we've all had a go!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 20:21, archived)
# Where you been?
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 22:16, archived)
# I always said that for every 10 posts in text I would contribute a picture
My picture output dried up so I stopped text posting :-)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 22:33, archived)
# He shouldn't have tied the cord
round the cat's penis, that's just cruel
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 20:20, archived)
# cats have cloacas, not penii
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 21:56, archived)
# Pedro, cats have barbed penii, and as a gayshifter you are perfectly aware of that fact.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 23:03, archived)
# but people who live in New Jersey also have barbed penii
...hence the confusion
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 0:44, archived)
# Barbed doesn't mean 'massive' Pedro.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 6:06, archived)
# HAHA
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 22:15, archived)
# is that a real cat? lol
or a monster?
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 23:57, archived)
# Bumday Crunch
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 18:36, archived)
# Chocadooby!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 18:38, archived)
# Toy!!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 22:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
Oh my that's made my evening
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 22:18, archived)
# In Scottish Football News... Rangers beaten in cup final
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 18:20, archived)
# Dugs!
EDIT: Candles, also.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 18:30, archived)
# breaking news.....
Peaches Geldof dead!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 18:34, archived)
# So it would seem.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 18:37, archived)
# Another reason
for Sir Bob to hate Mondays
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 19:19, archived)
# oohhhhh shit
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 19:28, archived)
# Ouch...
That made me laugh too much. I had to go and check which day Paula kicked the bucket as I assumed there was a theme... (She was a Sunday - clearly disliked Mondays more)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 20:02, archived)
# She's not dead, only sleeping. In fact...
...Peaches naps
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 20:36, archived)
# I have one news source saying she died 8 minutes ago, and onther saying 45 minutes ago...
I want answers!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 19:56, archived)
# candles!
I see the Scots won then, go them!

EDIT - Meant to go as a reply to the pic
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 18:41, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 20:49, archived)
# Yay
Happy Candle Day and top post :)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 22:38, archived)
# Jesus Christing Fuck
Thanks for the nightmares...
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 23:33, archived)
# Merry late candles :)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 9:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Some oldies.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:49, archived)
# hah!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 19:43, archived)
# most woosome!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 1:20, archived)
# ha, that's a great look for the Colonel

in other news, Peaches Geldof reported dead www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26931337
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 18:14, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 18:29, archived)
# oof
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 19:05, archived)
# I like this and I think it should win the compo
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 19:23, archived)
# This is so full of win it hurts :)
*click* :)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 21:58, archived)
# glorious
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 23:14, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:28, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:50, archived)
# that's a marvel
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:53, archived)
# Jesus wept
:)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:50, archived)
# silly fucker!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:53, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:54, archived)
# the eyes ruin it
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:56, archived)
# ^would've been an insta FP
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:59, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:04, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:26, archived)
# yoko's let herself go
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:28, archived)
# Hahaha the top one looks like a chimp
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:33, archived)
#
a chimp geddy lee
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:37, archived)
# FP NOW!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 22:19, archived)
# As a Born Again Athiest
I like this.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:02, archived)
# A bumper sticker you see here occasionally:
"Born OK the first time"
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:12, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:29, archived)
# "Step away from the dark side!"
Woo :)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:13, archived)
# Testify!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:42, archived)
# is that what rapture looks like?
*feels left behind* :(
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 18:00, archived)
# This is more like rupture.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 19:28, archived)
# Ha Ha…coy fucker.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 3:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:25, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:26, archived)
# this is right up shambles street
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:45, archived)
# Big Bollocky Cock!!!
:D
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:50, archived)
# clarkson?
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:01, archived)
# Bold, Balancing Column
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:16, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:51, archived)
# lessee, now
Big
Black...
OH MY!! *blushes*
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 19:57, archived)
# How we didn't see this before? It was right there in front of us! : ) nicely click
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry]

Dirty furries love the non-scratch formula
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:24, archived)
# ha ha ha
Truly excellent
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:33, archived)
# XD Yays
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:46, archived)
# I will never understand that lot
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:33, archived)
# Terrible bullying of the late Bourbon Fox :(
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:34, archived)
# well to be fair, he was a dirty yiffer
hopefully he'll magically reappear and tell us of his adventures
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:44, archived)
# We haven't had any yiffers around here in ages :(
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:48, archived)
# JJ still pops in
he's made or sterner stuff :)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:55, archived)
# You had me concerned for a moment
fortunately search informs me he's not wiv da angles
www.b3ta.com/board/11006247
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:46, archived)
# For the record, I don't know what he's doing now that they've called off the badger cull.
Probably fucking dead horses, no one has any use for those any more since everyone got all sensitive about where their animal protein comes from.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:22, archived)
# Don't knock it til you try it
Can't say I've ever been remotely 'curious' though
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:43, archived)
# As an old bloke
I find it hard to understand, so I researched it and came to a conclusion.
Bunch of cunts.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:51, archived)
# science!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha
squirty
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:34, archived)
# Thanks! XD
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:47, archived)
# it puts the lotion on its skin
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:13, archived)
# Whatever turns you on Smash :)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:27, archived)
# you don't wanna know! ;)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:53, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:55, archived)
# Oh dear, that'll get their hair all matted...
That bloke at the back right appears to be trying to stop the building collapsing
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:18, archived)
# Here's one I made earlier.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] robbin' bastards.

slight edit...
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:08, archived)
# that heap good
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:10, archived)
# Ah, the glory days of Little Plum and casual racism
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:16, archived)
# it was a different time...
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:49, archived)
# fucking yiffing cunt
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:34, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:34, archived)
# cock is disappoint
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:39, archived)
# cock is proud
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:39, archived)
# Wow I had that annual
cue massive flashbacks
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:42, archived)
#
+ly
nu
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:00, archived)
# Asian lady bouncing a ping pong ball off a wall and catching it back in her mimsy
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:09, archived)
# Back and forth, forever
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:10, archived)
# RACIST!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:57, archived)
# NNAAZZII!!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
Glorious!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:00, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:26, archived)
# a strange and rare pleasure to behold
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Not to scale.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:20, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:24, archived)
# arf
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:31, archived)
# Come on in!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:38, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:43, archived)
# Acquired from sharing a Nidl?
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:40, archived)
# saucy
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:46, archived)
# Pfft :)
'Our prices take the piss!'
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha. Love this one :)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:41, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 19:23, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:41, archived)
# At a loss for a pun.


(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:55, archived)
# Oc Martin?
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:24, archived)
# Men Behaving Squidly?
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:36, archived)
# The fall and rise of cephalopod perrin?
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:57, archived)
# Amazing Clunes fact
He was imortalised by Gilbert and George in their picture "World"
dvd247.tripod.com/img/ggworld.jpg
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:59, archived)
# Hahahaha, awesome
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:12, archived)
# Well, you wouldn't want one of them
in the bath
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:18, archived)
# Doctor Octopus
Just a thought.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 20:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:54, archived)
# haha sheesh
my entry really needed two of b3ta's foremost talented comedians to put it into context!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:56, archived)
# Colonel Devoured Chicken
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:08, archived)
# entirely unrelated
flickr shoved this in my face today
https://www.flickr.com/photos/britishmonarchy is often dull but pops the occasional funny
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:42, archived)
# oh my. Brother Power is moving up in the world
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:47, archived)
# Not sure about that guy at the back
seemingly rubbing his hands together in anticipation
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:21, archived)
# I'd say that was a
Neatly Drawn Cock. Very tidy.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] for all radio-controlled Kopter Kittens
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:52, archived)
# Hahahahah
Genius, as always :)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:54, archived)
# unsurprisingly inspired mr dubya!
and in good time too, i was just starting to think my effort wasn't completely terrible
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:54, archived)
# it was sufficiently derpy
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:05, archived)
# one tries one's best
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:10, archived)
# hahaha brilliant
:D
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:54, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:57, archived)
# i can almost hear his little slurpy kitten tongue
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:05, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:23, archived)
# lovely lickage
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:24, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:45, archived)
# Iams DEATH! (lolz)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:48, archived)
# I never forgive
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:49, archived)
# …good tymz!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:59, archived)
# 'kin Yiffers..
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:31, archived)
# dave myers?
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:08, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 18:01, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:12, archived)
# Most important aspect: Balanced
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:50, archived)
# :D yay
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:25, archived)
# Mi-awesome!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:19, archived)
# yay cat copters
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 20:15, archived)
# Hahahaha:D
(, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 0:01, archived)
[challenge entry] a challenge entry : Logos


ithangyoo!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:38, archived)
# PEDIGRE CHU
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:41, archived)
# COC POP
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:51, archived)
# aww what a cut widdle kittycatdog
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:50, archived)
# he'd go for your scrotum in under three seconds
if only he could see where he was going, what a sad little story ;(
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:52, archived)
# I already knew this by the graphic of the flying-cockmunch portrayed near the bottom of the bag
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:03, archived)
# haha indeed!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:10, archived)
# Aidz gossy cot
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:03, archived)
#


(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:58, archived)
# The tastiest clunge plugger ever.
:D
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:00, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:11, archived)
# Is that n00bmaster?
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:44, archived)
# Well that's lunch cancelled
Ewww
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:01, archived)
# i'm more of a gorgonzola cock myself
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:15, archived)
# why do you have to make a chioce
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha. Kipper & Prawn would work too :)


(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:36, archived)
# this is real puma!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:42, archived)
# and proper arse too
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:46, archived)
# Very thoughtful having a vegie option
also woo to subtle reflections :)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] mmm
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Cayke!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:51, archived)
# Come up with a good diet cake and you'd be rich.
RICH!
Nicely done
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:52, archived)
# Mu! where've you been?
Holiday or trouble with the law?
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:59, archived)
# Just make it half the size,
then its half the calories. And because its half the calories, you can have twice as much.

Genius.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:00, archived)
# half the calories so you can have two portions
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:59, archived)
#
Gah... mind piss...
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:00, archived)
# does it count as mindpiss when you're both just quoting a well-known television and radio comedy series?
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:15, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] No space for the three pube rule I'm afraid...
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:19, archived)
# I prefer Cock.
Take the taste challenge.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:29, archived)
# waaaaaaaay
ahead of you, didnt like that one.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:35, archived)
# Had to get this out of my head...
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:10, archived)
# ha!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:11, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffft!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:12, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:17, archived)
# the other day I parted my curtains
..never again
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:20, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:23, archived)
# *groans*
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:51, archived)
# oh dear
:D
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:56, archived)
# Bah!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:59, archived)
# THIS IS…
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:30, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:41, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:40, archived)
# Yes!
Hahaha!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 21:37, archived)

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