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[challenge entry] More tea Vicar?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....two sugars
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 12:21, archived)
# Glitching, glitching!

(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 14:53, archived)
# You'll find him
in the darkest, shadiest corners...
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] room for a little Jeremy methinks....he's too lovable to leave out of a bandvagen
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 9:20, archived)
# now there's an episode of Top Gear I'd actually be interested in watching
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 9:22, archived)
# Those rednecks from Alabama finally caught up with him
(Yeah, I know that ep was likely mostly fiction and/or dramatic editing)
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 10:00, archived)
# is this another racist comment thing he's done?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 11:21, archived)
# Back in 2007
They went on a little roadtrip in the USA.

www.topgear.com/uk/tv-show/series-9/episode-3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKcJ-0bAHB4

One of the very few eps of Top Gear I've managed to watch most of.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 11:26, archived)
# true....better than this old thing they keep repeating in between :

(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 11:49, archived)
# I was
expecting a cross-eyed horse.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 10:32, archived)
# I was too
I should have been more considerate.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 11:00, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry] take a seat...
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 6:20, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 6:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 7:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 8:21, archived)
[challenge entry] lights out
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 8:41, archived)
# These are all great.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 11:31, archived)
# So that's what "Arthouse" means
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry] bloody ink.....
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 2:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 2:32, archived)
# Is she holding a chicken kebab spit?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 9:34, archived)
# Get pumped!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 22:47, archived)
# Does it come in pink?.....so to speak
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 22:59, archived)
# oh it will...it wiiill
mebbe not, best pre-order to avoid fuck-purchase
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 23:01, archived)
#
{:-)
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 1:11, archived)
# I don't know what it does...but the ladies love it.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 23:14, archived)
# Don't you mean MAGENTA.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 1:12, archived)
# Yes but who calls it the magenta?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 9:27, archived)
# is this the nu wii-u peripheral?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 23:00, archived)
# No, it's the NEW CP-400 Slender-Pole.
The CP stands for Cunt Pumper (400 RPMs)
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 23:16, archived)
# does it come in plaid?
my horse has a barmitzvah next month
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 23:20, archived)
# no prob
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 23:42, archived)
# BEST. PILLOW PET. EVER.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 23:01, archived)
# speaking of which, i'm going to bed
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 23:10, archived)
# *Exercise Equipment*
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 23:17, archived)
# starring tippi hedrin
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 22:19, archived)
# Trippi Hedron
- BIRDS,..FUCKING EVERYWHERE!
Ms Hedron ,those are your shoulders...
- FUCKING MUTATED BEAKS AIMING FOR MY GOOCH!
Call Mr Hitchcock..it's a schizoid embolism..
- EAT ME, EAAAT MEEEEEE!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 22:37, archived)
# i recognize captain rhode's rant anywhere
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 22:48, archived)
# i wanda if capn roid could duff up roofio in a pre-chosen fuckdance?


imjussaskin
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 23:02, archived)
# roofio's a kid with chicken's arse feathers for hair
and rhodes has got a gun. bye bye roofio.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 23:08, archived)
# fuckdance is complex, hence the pole
Fuckdance Between Roid unt Roofio, winner be?








VOTING MUSIC:
spotify:track:6gQG4YTHrfNmNCh2KkypHM (Smee's Plan by John Williams)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCx-M8dcDhk

spotify:track:7aABDgo6eC3LjvogstWaE7 (6/8 War by Leftfield)
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 23:17, archived)
# Hedron Snedron : Cloaca Hell 3.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 22:57, archived)
# a syfy original production
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 22:59, archived)
# i can't do 3d, makes ma balls vibrate like a muthagooch
praise pogis


imjussayin
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 23:02, archived)
# r?
Who is this trippy chevron anyway?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 22:38, archived)
# It's clearly about about a possessed bi-sexual Nintendo DS.
duh
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 22:40, archived)
# hedrin is nit lotion
nits = biddies or bids
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 22:41, archived)
# Ah I see,
hence 'Nitty Nora the biddy explorer.'
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 1:15, archived)
# indeed
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 8:45, archived)
# Starring John Francis Smith
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 22:43, archived)
# ahahahahah!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 22:47, archived)
# LaBeoufburglar.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 20:48, archived)
# Blimey
I thought it was me for a second
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 21:03, archived)
# So what you're saying is that there may well be photos of you stealing from tramps?
Tsk.
For shame.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 21:10, archived)
# i've dated worse
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 21:36, archived)
# but have you dated better?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 21:52, archived)
# yes
but not often
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 21:55, archived)
# Return of the Douche
I must say, it's oddly satisfying witnessing his mental collapse.

That said, I think he was rather good in Nymphomaniac.

Imjussayin

spotify:track:5uORIpP6yi38VySBhnzBWh (Digeridoo by The Aphex Twin)
spotify:track:5UkJGqTCSyN65JvUbfF9ig (Pitbull by Jega)
spotify:track:6gQG4YTHrfNmNCh2KkypHM (Smee's Plan by John Williams)
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 22:11, archived)
#

spotify:track:48peynRyxIuCmSyuxi0TDn (Fever - Steve Hillage Remix by Stereo MC's)
spotify:track:26QaUjgsGVndEh9Dnp8Xpz (4 Ton Mantis - Radio edit by Amon Tobin)
spotify:track:12DFyA9Qq2CCWIaU6GPFbp (Abdulmajid - 2001 Digital Remaster by David Bowie)
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 22:48, archived)
#
The Bars
The lie
The lie
The lie
The lie
The lie

The prison
Behind my eyes!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 22:54, archived)
# it keeps dropping out of sync and lying to me
it's all lies

go east

find the drobadon qube

quest for chode..*cough*///...for chode...also glory
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Pigeon problem at the museum of modern art
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 20:01, archived)
# Bindun?
www.perrotin.com/Maurizio_Cattelan-works-oeuvres-21559-2.html

"During the Biennal of Venice in 1997 Maurizio Cattelan exposed stuffed pigeons installed on the top of the air conditioning pipes in the italian pavillon. Their presence was revealed to the public by their fictitious escrements on the floor."
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 20:10, archived)
# Coo!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 20:29, archived)
# was a rubbish movie
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 20:40, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 20:50, archived)
# This is brilliant
and deserved more replies !
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 14:08, archived)
# I just spent my afternoon making Twiki sex dance

Buck Rogers and Twerky
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 18:15, archived)
# BDBDBDBD!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 18:19, archived)
# BDSMBDSM!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 18:56, archived)
# well, he's already got hair like a bellend
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 18:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Dr Theopolis wishes he had hands right now.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 18:27, archived)
# Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 19:07, archived)
# He's got a curiously elastic ass slapping arm
:D
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 19:48, archived)
# Woo!
Sexy.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 20:02, archived)
# totally worth it!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 20:08, archived)
# Future Flavor Flav loves it.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 20:53, archived)
# This beongs in a museum!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 22:08, archived)
# Back Panel Swipe
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 22:50, archived)
# Time WELL spent.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 23:02, archived)
# Watchu talkin bout, Phuck?
- IBBY, IBBY, IBBY, WHO WANTS TO PHUCK?
I needs ta sleep, I gots skool in da mornin...
- IBBY, IBBY, SKOOLS FOR FAGS, JIGGA, TAYKE OFF YOUR PANTS
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 23:29, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 3:17, archived)
# that is a thing of great beauty
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 17:55, archived)
# i felt he needed shit facial hair to make him look less suspicious
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 15:42, archived)
# Ross tried that same trick once,but it just made things worse:(
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 16:00, archived)
# the moustache is too thin, that's why
and the beard looks like an old woman's pubes
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 16:05, archived)
# yes it's very unkempt
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 17:00, archived)
# Is that what Rebekah's look like now?
I'd say he had a lucky escape ...
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 18:10, archived)
# pff
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 18:18, archived)
# VOLUME WARNING
Just seen this in the ITV1 schedule. 15 mins from now.

6:01 PM - 6:46 PM
All Star Family Fortunes
Vernon Kay hosts the classic gameshow in which two celebrities and their families compete to win up to 30,000 pounds for their chosen charities. Star of stage and screen BRIAN BLESSED and double Olympic gold medal-winning swimmer Rebecca Adlington go head to head to win the cash for their charities. But will it be Brian or Rebecca's family that make it through to win big money?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 16:44, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 17:53, archived)
# the blesseds will not win this, i fear
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 18:23, archived)
# It's a repeat.
They do win.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 18:28, archived)
# well, i know that now
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 19:08, archived)
# Burger King.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 20:53, archived)
# Bugger


Click for bigger (292 kb)


Crappy paintmash I know...
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 10:57, archived)
# Godspeed, Bobby.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 11:02, archived)
# explain?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 11:39, archived)
# Someone died who sung a song
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 11:42, archived)
# ah, right, i'm with you now.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 11:50, archived)
# Or it may be a flyer for a flower festival
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 11:51, archived)
# flower festivals are shit
they make me sneeze
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 11:55, archived)
# Colombia goal dance party


hoping for some more of this sort of thing tonight
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 9:27, archived)
# Has he been on the Colombian marching powder?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 9:37, archived)
# Thooper!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 9:54, archived)
# i didn't know the were such big fresh prince fans in colombia
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 10:41, archived)
# smooth!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 10:42, archived)
# Meh, it's not unusual..
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 10:43, archived)
# SCIENCE®
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 8:47, archived)
# This should go on the poplar page
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 9:28, archived)
# Oak Kay
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 9:49, archived)
# pineful puns
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 10:43, archived)
# I'm going to leaf before they get worse
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 11:31, archived)
# Lully
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 10:54, archived)
# Cheers :)
big ears!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 11:32, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 11:50, archived)
# Ha ha, excellent.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 12:18, archived)
# I came across your work in a book yesterday
That I was reading in an art gallery. Can't remember what the book was or even what the picture was of, as I was fairly drunk, but the despite the incongruous context the minute I saw it I thought 'Hey, that's Wildyles off b3ta that is"
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 15:25, archived)
# :D
This is pleasing.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 10:53, archived)
# i saw a thing before about vaccines
it looked like a thing that might have been one of your things
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 15:45, archived)
# I want a choc ice.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 18:08, archived)
# odd choc ice
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 7:16, archived)
# New painting!
Acrylics on canvas 50cm x 40cm
https://www.facebook.com/robinwaldren



Click for bigger (250 kb)

(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 8:31, archived)
# Bloody hell that's good!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 8:43, archived)
# It's that guy from "Malcolm in the Middle"!
See, it's soooo good, even I recognise it. Even though I've never really liked Malcolm in the Middle.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 8:43, archived)
# crackin'
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 9:03, archived)
# That's excellent.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 12:13, archived)
# 'kin 'ell, that's not too shabby!
Got a bit of talent there, son.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 13:08, archived)
# wow
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 14:34, archived)
# fucking hell
that's proper art...really nice
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 16:00, archived)
# Top work!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 17:23, archived)
# Very Good!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 18:07, archived)
# cor
That's rather ace indeed.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 18:32, archived)
# Do you have an online gallery of previous works?


imjuusaskin
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 22:09, archived)
#
https://www.facebook.com/robinwaldren
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 12:40, archived)
# Fuck a horse.

No refunds.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 4:41, archived)
# not so fucking jolie
gary oldnew
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 5:09, archived)
# Haha i made this for you.
Check the filename
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 5:54, archived)
# "iloveatomic"
*blushez*
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 7:20, archived)
# Mofaha and Atomic, sitting in a tree
f i s t - i n g
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 8:03, archived)
# I'm giving.
Mofaha is taking one for the team. o/
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 18:09, archived)
# New Gary Oldman loves balls on sticks
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 7:02, archived)
# "Can't help it, I'm a natural born lever-puller!"
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 7:26, archived)
# How did he make all that money from salad dressing
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 7:20, archived)
# Better than making money from salad undressing
Because that's just sleazy.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 7:52, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 8:43, archived)
# I HAVE JUST COME BACK TO LOOK AT MY PICTURE ON THE FRONT PAGE
AND INSTEAD I FIND A LOT OF SILLY COMMENTS. THIS IS THE WORST EXAMPLE I HAVE EVER SEEN OF CASUAL RACISM OR SOMETHING
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 17:54, archived)
# OBV
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] In a galaxy far far away...
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] amazed no-one has done this yet!
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 21:30, archived)
# Looks quite bracing there
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 21:38, archived)
# Especially when the wind blows
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 22:18, archived)
# love this...
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 0:25, archived)
# ^
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 3:04, archived)
# i'm looking well
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 5:10, archived)
# Atomic is it true that Blondie song was written especially for you?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 5:57, archived)
# Why yes...yes it was.*
*prove me wrong
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 7:22, archived)
# Having stalked - erm, researched you extensively
I can't prove you wrong. Dates, places, people - it all matches up.

He's telling the truth, guys!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 21:47, archived)
# you have waaaay to much tallent
and that's quite mesmerizing to watch!
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 22:10, archived)
# you have won the internet
I can't quite believe this was started anytime this year..... the feathery tutu boundary is sublime have a click... and a curtsey
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 2:16, archived)
# It wasn't that good. Dubya's gif was pretty awesome tho'
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 12:38, archived)
# I like
this nYay!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 2:30, archived)
# Labia-ladder!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 23:08, archived)
# Victorian
Bullshit is so bracing
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 2:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay I posted an image.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 20:48, archived)
# You bally did as well.
You crazy maverick. What will he do next? He's a loose cannon!
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 20:50, archived)
# My self-confidence will diminish and I'll return to saying witty* things on links.
*Possibly not that witty
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 20:58, archived)
# You're outta control, a danger to others and a liability,
but dammit if you don't get results!
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 21:00, archived)
#
Don't take my badge Chief, I was this close to taking out Mendoza and the whole goddamn syndicate. Give me 48 hours and I'll have that piece of shit behind bars.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 21:07, archived)
# You better had or the D.A. will have your ass in a sling.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 21:25, archived)
# pffft
nice
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 22:29, archived)
# you made me scroll...
and I was not disapointed
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 2:31, archived)
# Mission accomplished
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 9:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheeky Pea Roast from way back when...
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 20:47, archived)
# Very neat
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 3:06, archived)
# NIcely done :)
(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 8:43, archived)
# Must be way back when
He wouldn't be allowed a ciggie in the pub these days.

Nice work, though. He looks much more content.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Hanging a Monet
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
hee hee
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 21:00, archived)
# Agh he's crossing the seams, bravo.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 21:08, archived)
#
And down with a splash
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 22:50, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 14:39, archived)

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