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[challenge entry] I've got nothing to lose with this request.

ris
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 20:08, archived)
# I was thinking
Heart FM don't do The Archers
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 21:24, archived)
# I don't get it.
Does the girl suddenly drop dead?
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 0:38, archived)
# That's Legolas wearing the lab coat
So no. Elvish medicine is great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 5:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Shit, and late for the challenge.
and late for the challenge.Inspired by the unambiguous grammar of Morrisons
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 20:00, archived)
# Haha :D
I was trying to work out what song lyric this was.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 20:10, archived)
# Smack your fish up
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 21:52, archived)
# I've spent most of this week wondering what's going on.
So no change there.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 0:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Load of arty bollocks
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:12, archived)
# good one
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 19:41, archived)
# Haha
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 20:11, archived)
# Pfft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Whats that?


sorry
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Also...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:36, archived)
#
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 23:36, archived)
# Its not quite the same
(Gyck Ryder, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:42, archived)
# There was going to be a reimagining of that with the Swedish Chef and Steve Irwin's daughter
Bork and Bindi.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:49, archived)
# *groans*
(secretly lols)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 23:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 15:43, archived)
# wherever i lay my meat, that's home
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 15:45, archived)
# That's my motto
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 19:56, archived)
# I always think he sings that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 19:56, archived)
# everytime you go away
you take a piece of me with you?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 20:46, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 12 Aug 2014, 21:55, archived)
#
I'm Gonna Tear Your Playham Down?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 22:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 15:33, archived)
# The tradegy is, when I switched on the radio this morning
I thought they said Robbie
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 12 Aug 2014, 15:37, archived)
# Same....Wonder how many Take That fans started sobbing. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 18:23, archived)
# Not enough.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 12 Aug 2014, 19:11, archived)
# 8)
Wiki page still not been updated
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:20, archived)
# There's a link to his film from that page, though
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World%27s_Greatest_Dad
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:26, archived)
# Spooky :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:37, archived)
#
Congratulations you have finally pushed me to the point of never coming back to this site! I already felt that this website was on it's last legs, but this capped it off for me!
(Fly Projector, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 21:31, archived)
# Flounce MODS
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 22:34, archived)
# I think I'd have to agree with Fly Projector
This is a pretty offensive pic and, humour-wise, it's far below Moley's usual standards :(

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 5:07, archived)
# it was meant to be a play on the words joke and gag
perhaps it wasn't as funny as i thought
have a kitten instead
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:15, archived)
# Yay! Kittin pretending to be a tribble!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:23, archived)
# Ha
Nice edit.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:01, archived)
# i don't like the font and it's too brown
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:24, archived)
# But but if
it is proved to be autoerotic asphyxywank will it be ok to post it again?
imjusaskin
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:55, archived)
# well actually no, because it was a pretty offensive pic and, humour-wise, it's far below my usual standards :(
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:04, archived)
# Thanks for the clarification Moley I feel gulity for my original :D reply now
I'd save it for a Tory MP stranglewankee though :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:19, archived)
# I think it was highly enjoyable the way it was
well, perhaps not that highly
and possibly I just saw it scroll by as I accidentally hit b3ta on the little samsung pad thingie when I was really about to recheck train times

But still! Kittens!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 15:24, archived)
# arf !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 12 Aug 2014, 15:32, archived)
# hhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 15:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 15:36, archived)
# lovely dessication :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 15:41, archived)
# i like the way the plant in the background looks like it's sprouting from his head
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 15:44, archived)
# that's what you need
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 18:29, archived)
# if you wanna be the best
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 21:05, archived)
# Moley where you been? Love you.
There gone and said it.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 22:35, archived)
# hahaha you big hunk of love
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:16, archived)
# OMG oh fuck!!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 20:47, archived)
# haha
horrible
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 21:27, archived)
# Spotted in Edinburgh


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(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 15:23, archived)
# I get it!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Supermarket in Antwerp

Those crazy Belgians! ;)
(TheFluffyOne, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 14:19, archived)
# 1935?
That ain't fresh
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 14:42, archived)
# Try telling Hugh Hefner...
(TheFluffyOne, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 14:46, archived)
#


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(Leemondus, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:42, archived)
# Now there's a film to top yourself to.
Among others.

Not only but also, did anyone else notice that Family Guy on BBC last night was the one where Peter turns everyone he touches into Robin Williams? Right while the man himself must have been in mid strangle-wank. How tasteless of them not to pre-empt his deceasing and change the schedule.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 14:02, archived)
# Yeah, because as a suicide, HE'S GOING TO HELL!
:D
Burn baby, burn.







This message brought to you by the /talk branch of The Westboro Baptist Church
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 Aug 2014, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty


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Can't help but hear this lyric now.
(TheFluffyOne, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:06, archived)
# is she quick and dirty? just dirty would do me!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:41, archived)
# That's exactly what I thought when I first heard that song!
I'm so glad it's not just me. It normally is.

Click.
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 19:38, archived)
[challenge entry] the wifey used to sing these lyrics out loud to the amusment of people around her.


try and get it without looking at the file name!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:55, archived)
# That's the way you do it.
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:59, archived)
# that's dire
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:00, archived)
# so was that joke lol
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:10, archived)
# You got that strait
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:16, archived)
# Mark my words.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 22:05, archived)
# we demand our MTV
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:00, archived)
# As jeh as LlPe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:18, archived)
# Damn filename totally gave the game away
(TheFluffyOne, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 14:45, archived)
# strait away
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry] All in all you're just another p...........
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:39, archived)
# :D
Guardian live Q&A starting now with some comedian bloke called Tim Key if anyone's bored:
www.theguardian.com/stage/live/2014/aug/08/tim-key-live-qa-post-your-questions-now?commentpage=1
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:03, archived)
# He's got an 'Inney'
Sinead O'Connor has a 'Bit of both'
*truboredfax
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:30, archived)
# I see you got in there!
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 14:11, archived)
# Asking minor slebs about their belly buttons is my new obsession :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 14:24, archived)
# The Guardian has had a pretty good run of late.
I particularly enjoyed Will Self yesterday.
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 14:28, archived)
# Dammit missed that :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Behold: Both quick AND shit...

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:06, archived)
# ...and I got this one right away :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:08, archived)
# a whale in the Thames?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:13, archived)
# the river bumse?
shit, looked at it again and got it this time. what a thicko i am. well done.
if you look to the right you can see where big bum is housed!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Another easy one...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:01, archived)
# You got sprung.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 14:07, archived)
# THEIR ASSES!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:17, archived)
# Ahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Have some stranglewank material :)

*NSFW slightly explicit lyrics*
The The - Out Of The Blue (Into The Fire)
She was lying on her back. With her lips parted. Squealing like a stuffed pig
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:03, archived)
# wish it was the OTHER Teresa May...
hubba...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:07, archived)
# This IS the other Teresa May
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 15:02, archived)
# brb
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:22, archived)
# ew
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:11, archived)
# +1
for aceness in musical tastes

(Cor, been ages since I logged on, bless password reset)
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:59, archived)
[challenge entry] First submission, be gentle..


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Pantera, how I love thee.
(TheFluffyOne, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:09, archived)
# welcome to b3ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:14, archived)
# Thanks!
(TheFluffyOne, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:31, archived)
# good one! and welcome to b3ta. hope you've had the brain op to be in here!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:15, archived)
# Have been a lurker with no account for many years...
... I think I have been suitably corrupted :)
(TheFluffyOne, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:31, archived)
# Fuck off you cunt
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:37, archived)
# and that is a complement by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:18, archived)
# I was deeply flattered!
(TheFluffyOne, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:08, archived)
# Welcome new person
Fluffy is one of my favourite words *trufax
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:39, archived)
# haha, looks like a lovely day out
welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:06, archived)
# you've made a horrible mistake
you'll never leave!
(waxdart hello., Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 10:52, archived)
# I find it strange his arm hairs are not as grey as his beard
not "why is that", it just looks odd
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 10:56, archived)
# his arm hair is real
his chin is covered by a bum hair beardwig
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 10:58, archived)
# good point
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:15, archived)
# he looks like mel brooks
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:04, archived)
# I thought it was David Bellamy
(TheFluffyOne, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:10, archived)
# RIP DR HARROLD SHITMAN 4EVA IN AR HARZ
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:38, archived)
# Shitman took a couple of hundred pensioners with him
he saved HMRC thousands in pension payouts...top bloke.How many did Robin take?None!...case closed.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:45, archived)
# haha! although to be fair, they don't really look like each other
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:58, archived)
# apoLOLs :(
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] It wears me out...
(Mr Yellow dosen't eat snow., Tue 12 Aug 2014, 10:32, archived)
# The plant is fake.
And most probably chinese.

I couldn't keep this to myself. Apologies only in case of redundance.
(timbolator successfully hiding from the authorities on, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 15:06, archived)

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