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[challenge entry]
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 8:29, archived)
# numcl kfujl footumch
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 8:36, archived)
# :-)
nice "young ones" reference
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 9:34, archived)
# he does seem to summon devils every time he tweets ;)
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 9:41, archived)
# Daily Mash once again right on the money
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 10:32, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 9:48, archived)
# He just reminds me of Mr Logic from Viz.
The pattern is always that he hasn't taken human emotion into account.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 10:52, archived)
# Love was the only variable they hadn't planned for..
That's a tagline of a sci-fi rom com right?
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 8:12, archived)
# haha, that's a lot of sheds
I assume he's stood in the usvsthem shed and the b3ta one is the closed and rotting one next door
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 8:34, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] A something of somethings
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 4:22, archived)
# Pedro fucks aliens!
Jusssayin'
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 5:03, archived)
# Oh. like you don't want to give those little green sluts a good Kirking.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 11:50, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 5:08, archived)
# expertly maimed
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 7:21, archived)
# Lovely bush
/TheCamomileLawn, 1992
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 8:09, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry]


I'll see myself out
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 23:59, archived)
# now do a shed of cunts
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 1:52, archived)
# That would be the first one to make me laugh
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 3:03, archived)
# what about a clusterfuck of Mofahas
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 3:12, archived)
# There's just the one as far as I know,
so a collective noun is out of the question. The only individual I can think of right now who might warrant a collective noun is Agent Smith from The Matrix. I think I'd go for, "a tedium of Agent Smiths".
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 3:38, archived)
# cunt of sheds
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 3:29, archived)
[challenge entry] well..
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 23:11, archived)
#
Would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would & would.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 1:53, archived)
# HUN DAN! Ding-a-likes!
*Dogeyes*
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 11:56, archived)
# The one on the left
has only got one foot
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 17:34, archived)
# lacist!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] a bit soon maybe
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 22:53, archived)
# That's terrible.
You should be ashamed of your stealth spang.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 3:14, archived)
# I've been puzzling about this all night
and I still don't get it.

RIS?
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 9:49, archived)
# ^that
^that Ah gets it, google collective noun for rhino Mr Enzyme
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 10:40, archived)
# Well, well, well.
Never knew that.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 11:55, archived)
# Thanks.
My brain was hurting
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:07, archived)
# Late Night Sillyness

Prolly Bindun
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 22:43, archived)
# Well, I liked it, so fuck everyone!
\o/
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 23:00, archived)
# Yeah! you tell 'em. Stick it to the man.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 23:07, archived)
# I'm here on behalf of the man.
He's asked for his lawnmower back.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 23:41, archived)
# Now look what you've done :(
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 23:32, archived)
# Clucking bell...
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 0:22, archived)
# agh
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 0:27, archived)
# It's a play on words.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 0:29, archived)
# You have big Roman temples, but nobody's allowed in.
And on these temples you have 20ft high chickens, and these chickens are scared because they don't know why they're so big, and they're going, "Oh why am I so massive?" and they're looking down at all the little Romans and they think they're up on Mount Parnitha because all the people are so small.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 0:39, archived)
# It's all greeking to me.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 1:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 8:52, archived)
# oh dear lord, ha ha!!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 2:14, archived)
# it hurted
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 7:20, archived)
# oh god
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 8:38, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Sneaky pea
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 22:32, archived)
# I am amused by this
A .gif of toaps.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 23:53, archived)
# =)
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 7:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] i'm the biggest
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 21:16, archived)
# that went well

(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 21:18, archived)
# : )
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 21:18, archived)
# pngs break the uploader
Try saving it as a gif or jpg.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 21:20, archived)
# or just edit the code
the original png works ok, it's just the thumbnailing that doesn't
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 21:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 21:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 21:32, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 22:24, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 22:42, archived)
# Back to the good 'ol days
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 22:54, archived)
# A failure of Noobs
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 5:09, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - Collective Nouns

Collective nouns can be wonderfully descriptive, like a murder of crows or a parliament of owls, so lets invent some of our own.
Think up new ones for the world around us, a tangle of loom bands or a sadness of cosplayers. Or just illustrate existing ones with your fancy arts.
Challenge suggested by satan kidney pie.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 21:12, archived)
# This won the vote?
I think we've proved that democracy is shit.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 21:29, archived)
# Good god it's God. The great unwashed still believe
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 23:01, archived)
# A murder of magic shows :(
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry] A bagful of shit
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 20:50, archived)
# paedophiles do love a nice cup of stones
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 20:51, archived)
# Why
are so many of you cunts so intent on slagging off the people who contribute to allowing this site to keep going? Are you going to throw all your toys out of the sandpit just because there's a company logo in the header? Stupid wankers.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 23:14, archived)
# : )
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 0:15, archived)
# I'm going to throw some of my toys out of the sandpit.
I need to make room.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 0:21, archived)
# See, I think you've answered your own question there:
many of us are cunts.

In all seriousness, anyone who pays to advertise on this site must surely be aware of the likely consequences, Virgin challenge and all that, it's never been any different.

And I don't reckon Pact are probably too bothered about it, I mean they could stop it today if they wanted. It gets their name out there, right? What I'm basically saying is we're doing them a favour slagging off their paedo coffee.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 0:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 1:34, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 1:37, archived)
# to the contrary, it's great exposure
I'd never heard of the stuff and now I'm unlikely to ever forget the product name. Had it been just the tiny advert at the top of the page, I'd never have noticed.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 7:46, archived)
# I think we all know the answer.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 10:33, archived)
# Well my coffee was lovely.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 23:01, archived)
# Well, that was about as intelligent an answer as I expected.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 23:38, archived)
# Good evening
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 20:37, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 20:38, archived)
# Nice Fuckage!
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 20:52, archived)
# I prefer this version
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 22:21, archived)
# One is doing the ice bucket challenge, one is.
one is.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 20:31, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 20:32, archived)
# icely done
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 20:40, archived)
# Pfft
:)
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] ein film von fritz long teeth
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 19:41, archived)
# see, now you've gone and made her more attractive
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 19:42, archived)
# Your username isn't as catchy as it used to be.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 19:44, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 19:53, archived)
# Oh right.
I see. Like that, is it?
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 23:45, archived)
# That foot-faced mutant has only EVER been attractive in ONE film.
Hocus Pocus.
And she was in full witch make up for that.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 20:06, archived)
# Well that's MY robo-hooker fantasy fucking RUINED.
:(
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 20:04, archived)
# Why the long face?
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry] He loves his Martini

(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 17:09, archived)
# :-) IMHO the best drunk ever
Closely followed by Jim Lahey from Trailer Park Boys
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 17:28, archived)
# haha
great stuff
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 17:29, archived)
# would be entirely watchable =)
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 20:14, archived)
# Ha!
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 20:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 20:41, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 20:50, archived)
# This really should be made
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 22:47, archived)
# M you terrible cunt!!
:D
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 8:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Good afternings all.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:16, archived)
# *playfully tickles tentacles*
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 20:15, archived)
# dafternoon b3ta!
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 13:49, archived)
# Devil cock.
Woo!
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:00, archived)
# Sephiroth spunk! Yay!
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:04, archived)
# It wasn't a cock
It was a cock monster!
cock monster!
cock monster!

(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:07, archived)
# Well
This reminds me of the latest Oglaf (NSFW) comic.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:10, archived)
# Flubber!
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:37, archived)
# Yes, that IS how I feel
how did you know?
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:41, archived)
# accidentally upvoted
but I shall stand by my click and care for it as if it were my own
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:53, archived)
# I always found the show a bit dry and corny
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 12:59, archived)
# lolsnort
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 12:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
Top marks, Pedro.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 13:02, archived)
# ROFLbluster.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 13:08, archived)
# Corny
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 13:21, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 13:30, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 13:35, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 13:42, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 13:38, archived)
# That's terrible
You should be ashamed.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah, it's not a movie…yet!
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 12:30, archived)

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