This week we're going to apply the Carry on film treatment to as many other films as we can think of. Think double entendres, awful jokes and bras flying off. ooh matron. Suggested by colon dee
(God- smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Thu 30 Oct 2014, 7:40,
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"That's not slime"
(ferret-> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Thu 30 Oct 2014, 8:30,
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But would either extreme make it slightly offensive?
For example, a jolly framed chap, that is jolly - or is it? A Men's health chap? That is offensive showmanship, is it not?
(gaijintendoRegular Member,
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 20:22,
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I'm not offended by nudity, fat or fit
but I can see what you're saying, I'm more likely to call someone bragging about their physique a twat than a chubster trying to win a bet
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 20:43,
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I really don't wanna see ANY cock flying about while I'm trying to watch the game, don't care whose it is
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 20:56,
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I don't find videos of surgery offensive like some do
I think the inside of a human is pretty awesome. I guess I am not really offended by nudity - but I suspect I do feel some concern for the health of others. But then again, humblebragginly, I have just lost some weight and feel virtuous.
(gaijintendoRegular Member,
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 22:57,
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A Men's Health build wouldn't get the laughs.
Streaking is a fat man's game.
(monkeonschmonkeon,
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 21:13,
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I'm offended that they don't stick flares up their bums.
Seriously - if you have any old sheets knocking around GAZ IM ME, I'll buy it... well, the stuff with the dots, anyway.
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There's a new Gloomin adventure starting in the next issue, a proper serial and all that. So have a look before DC Thompson / OY Moomincharacters sue the fuck out of us.
(Bad HorseyBring back Dr. Ubes Rub!,
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 17:07,
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Tin cans and string seems to working just fine. Not to mention the added benefit of string theory encryption, which makes Schrodinger's cat look like a fucking hamster skeleton.
(2Pints, at the third stroke, it will be,
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 17:35,
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(hekim66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 15:34,
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WHO CLICKED 'ROTATE'
COME ON, OWN UP
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 15:42,
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PEHdro
(hekim66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 15:45,
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aww hell naw!
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 16:38,
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sexy
(BorisKarloffis in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 17:02,
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I vote fotr stick up his ass. Democracy at work.
(BorisKarloffis in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 18:58,
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Fake! No ring, 3 pubes per thumb etc.
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 15:38,
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You wanna hold that from beh brah
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 15:41,
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always winds me up, that
i know it as braindead, not dead alive
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 16:46,
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Damn Americans
Also great movie!
(BorisKarloffis in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 16:59,
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This is reverse 'ghostse'...fool..............................................................Happy Halloween!
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 30 Oct 2014, 1:42,
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A turds view
(BorisKarloffis in the back of the classroom forever,
Thu 30 Oct 2014, 1:45,
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been seeing a lot of these about but can't find when he said it
any ideas?
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:02,
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I was doing a search for Einstein quotes
then found this one
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:04,
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and the more I looked
the more I found!
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:04,
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any ideas?
this must be political suicide!
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:05,
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even the Meme generators got one!
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:06,
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the internet Kids are all over it!
when/ where/ who/ what/ did he say it?
AAAAAARGHHH!!!
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:08,
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this one's even signed!
did I fall asleep and wake up in a parallel universe?
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:09,
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wow, anyone else ready the Indy yesterday?
anyone else ready the Indy yesterday?
click on picture to see big)
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:11,
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wouldn't it be fun if there we loads and loads of these?
Basically I was looking for the quote "insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results" which if you search for, is credited to Albert Einstein
turns out of course, he didn't say it.
so I was wondering if there was any ways of attributing a quote to Cameron, without him ever saying it. so if you search for 'Cameron' and 'poor' on Google images, you get loads of these. Anyone up for an experiment?
:D xx
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:14,
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(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:05,
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(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:43,
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legend
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 15:01,
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nowhere.
he would have said the steam off his piss, not the steam off of his piss. you know, what with him being not american.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:05,
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oh, I didn't know that, no
buggeridge
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:07,
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also, while it's not as important as in the old days, we do like to keep file sizes down
FAQ says under 100k for a still image, which is more than reasonable, especially with the wonders of jpeg compression cheers
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:19,
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Daaaaaaad,
do I still have to bow down to people on dial up?
S'not fair!!
*storms off and will try to remember the next time I'm in a hate fuelled razzle dazzle of a spaz out*
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:24,
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don't give cheek to your father, or i'll slap your legs!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:40,
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Sorry, only popular folk can break the rules.
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:43,
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You mean...
I'm not...?
*sobs into an old dirty rag, and comes out looking like something from the Black and White minstrells. Yes, I was that upset! And now it's even worse, Damn you B3ta, damn you all to Hull!*
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:48,
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also, what's HappyToasts doing looking at all my filesizes for?
eww, I feel violated now, I feel dirty...
yet ALIVE!!!!!
xxx
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:50,
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Your pic isn't even that big, there is one over twice that filesize on the popular page.
Unchecked I might add.
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:52,
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first he breaks your spirit, then he has his way with you
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:57,
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spirit
coccyx
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 15:02,
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A weeks B3ta amnesty breaking all the rules would jolly well do us all the world of good
(hekim66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 15:05,
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Hell yeah! Stick it to the man.
*Viva La Revolucion!
*May have been listening to far too many Russell Brand type characters
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 29 Oct 2014, 15:16,
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