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[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:08, archived)
# Cunts just cum over you sorry
That don't look dangerous at all. Well not for the user
'Ning Ninj the shit stirrer
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:12, archived)
# Ning Froggie!!
Me stir!? Nah, I've put myself on Ignore so I don't have to see the shit I post!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:18, archived)
# Let me just log out so I can see what you wrote
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:20, archived)
# Orders twenty
For, you know, a friend. Yes, a friend.
(gijoel, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:18, archived)
# With stabilizer and grenades!
Been off yesterday at 3 school nativities!, Yes 3! Didn't miss much, did I?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:24, archived)
# Three!
Nah, not much, just the odd 'hissy fit' here and there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:26, archived)
# Yeah!
Still not a believer! In one play, Joe and Mary went to Bethlehem in a Skoda? And it had rappers and Elvis.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] safety first...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 9:36, archived)
# = headache
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 9:52, archived)
# small price to pay.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 9:54, archived)
# nicely
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 9:59, archived)
# we're gonna need a bigger boat (race)
/face
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:09, archived)
# It's Demon Duck!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:41, archived)
# yay! bathtime funs!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 12:35, archived)
# nightmares!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 11:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 12:11, archived)
# At least it won't fall off
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] ....
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 9:03, archived)
# The Ma'am with the Golden Gun
(pasanonic_, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 9:25, archived)
# Hardly safe given that she's Commander in Chief of the armed forces...
But woo nonetheless.

'Ning /board. *blunders off in general direction of kettle*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 9:37, archived)
# You've got a point there.
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:29, archived)
# Don't tell the Sovereign where to point!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:53, archived)
# One will point wherever one like.
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 12:15, archived)
# Looks like she's about to cry?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] In the news today - Happy Chanooka
Molotov!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 8:12, archived)
# well, it should brighten up the party I guess
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 8:18, archived)
# A cocktail party
A Molotov cocktail party.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 8:40, archived)
# BOOOOOM BOOOOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 9:42, archived)
# Does one even say Molotov when celebrating Chewbacca?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:16, archived)
# Wisconsin governor Scott Walker does.
He is a noted Loony Party ass-hat.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 4:16, archived)
# :)
pointless faceswapdrop
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 7:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 7:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 11:01, archived)
# I nose her
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 7:54, archived)
# HAUT =)
Who is she?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Drink up, kids.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 0:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 0:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 1:26, archived)
# Oh snap
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 9:33, archived)
# Why am I looking at /talk?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:16, archived)
# Giggidy
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:22, archived)
# ahahaah
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:07, archived)
# i was just explaining to a mate that they gave him the key to a hospital..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 21:07, archived)
# pedro wouldn't stand for this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 0:24, archived)
# ?
??
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 0:48, archived)
# ?
:โ€ขs
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 1:06, archived)
# always reminds me of this guy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 2:44, archived)
# "BLAH!BLAH!BLAH!BLAH!BLAH!BLAH!BLAH!BLAH!BLAH!BLAH!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 2:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 3:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 3:24, archived)
# well, Miss...
If you order PACT coffee today, you will also have fresh gayshift delivered right to your door. Try it for yourself, and see if you agree.

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 3:42, archived)
# GET PACT!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 3:44, archived)
# hahaha
That's a peach of a tagline, you should send it to them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 5:17, archived)
# fuck 'em
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 7:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 0:52, archived)
# hai ebolaz kat,
iyam trooly sorry, but i waz looking 4 aidz cat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 2:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 3:21, archived)
# bu-bu-but, all you did was put text on my picrture
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 3:42, archived)
# I have nothing to do with this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 3:44, archived)
# oh god, you are sooo lucky I am not yet a MOD
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 4:29, archived)
# Will you get super-MOD retroactive MOD powers?
So you can go back in time and punish bad behaviour IN THE PAST?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 5:20, archived)
# GUESS WHERE HE GRADUATED FROM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 5:18, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 7:29, archived)
# CURE THIS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 5:18, archived)
# LOL LOL LOL
Fucking morning tea... everywhere!!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 7:21, archived)
# Have you seen this gem?
www.b3ta.com/board/11120791
XDXDXDOooooumsoscared!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 7:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Hahahaohshit!!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 7:56, archived)
# Little dogs tend to bark a lot.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 8:03, archived)
# haha reminds me of hooch
arse candy, missed my candleday by one day again!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 1:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 3:26, archived)
# 12 years?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 3:53, archived)
# That's normal in New Zealand...
www.stuff.co.nz/national/education/64046095/My-4-year-old-got-drunk-at-preschool-Mum
(devilstickz, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 1:00, archived)
# oh worzel!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:22, archived)
# I am going to bed now
& if this post crops up in my dreams I will have stern words for you sir
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:27, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:27, archived)
# I bet he just uses his own spare heads for that.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:33, archived)
# are you calling worzel a head swap wanker?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:34, archived)
# Heheh
Worzel G - Original Head Swap Wanka.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:39, archived)
# Terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:34, archived)
# The lady on the bottom frame looks like my aunt Eleanor
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:35, archived)
# that's aunt sally
ever seen the 1970s kids show worzel gummidge?

it was quite something

YouTube: Worzel gets his handsome head
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:38, archived)
# And Una Stubbs now appears in Sherlock
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 8:24, archived)
# ah… bottom frame! oh wow
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:48, archived)
# there you go!
Moustache, mole and furrowed brow
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:59, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 1:04, archived)
# You thought Pedro's Aunt Eleanor looks like an over-made-up evil wooden doll with a mouthful of scarecrow spunk?
That's quite an elaborate accidental insult.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 0:27, archived)
# fucking hell that's proper disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 0:51, archived)
# "A cup o' tea and a slice o' flesh..."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 2:57, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 3:14, archived)
# Bruce Forsyth's lookin well
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 7:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:19, archived)
# I am going to click "I like this!" on your post, because we are friends
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:21, archived)
# Bloody cliques
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:23, archived)
# We're only a clique because we're all such lovely fellows.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:24, archived)
# did you not hear about the new rules? read the faq n00b
New faq
www.b3ta.com/board/11118778
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:25, archived)
# I'm going to click yours too mate because we're mates yay
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:24, archived)
# Hooray! :D
\o/

You're picture's shit, by the way, like all your pictures are. But you're such a snugglebum, I couldn't possibly not *insta-click* anything you ever post!

;)
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:25, archived)
# I know, that's not the point. The main thing is, I'm a lovely fella. :D
I know my picture's shit, I just wanted praise. THANKS! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:28, archived)
# I too wish to praise your shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:31, archived)
# *fuckin smoosh*
I love you guys!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:31, archived)
# I want in! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:33, archived)
# keep working on Step 2
In fact, you look like you're failing to maintain Step 1.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:35, archived)
# Fuck sake
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:36, archived)
# hahaha
fp now!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:23, archived)
# width=400
check
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:27, archived)
# I promise to click yours if you'll click mine ok hun
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:27, archived)
# oooonly cos you're lovely!
hate the pic, love the guy! *enclickens!*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:29, archived)
# This is a thing of high-powered homoerotic beauty.
Urophilia, necrophilia and Branson.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:51, archived)
# rob and branson, in a cem-e-tree
p-i-s-s-i-n-g
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:53, archived)
# d-o-g-g-i-n-g
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:55, archived)
# not sure I've made him look ill enough tbh
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:56, archived)
# oh, what's up with him?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 11 Dec 2014, 0:39, archived)
# oh fuck
hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 0:54, archived)
# Em
The lawyers have said no!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 0:04, archived)
# *Faxes Web Sheriff*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 0:05, archived)
# This is going too far
Oh fucksocks
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 0:09, archived)
# Calm down granddad
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 11 Dec 2014, 0:41, archived)
# Chill dude
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 0:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 0:53, archived)
# Oh Drimble
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 1:29, archived)
# this can only end well
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 9:25, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:31, archived)
# Saggingstein
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:15, archived)
# Awwww.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:22, archived)
# wonderful
simon cowell's doctor?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:25, archived)
# Almost.
The legs are from the corpse of Simon Cowell's grandad.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:26, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:30, archived)
# "If they're down and you don't know what to do..."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 2:59, archived)
# more sexy
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:51, archived)
# I love it coz haterz guna hate XD
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:53, archived)
# Oh wow. that's rather special.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:55, archived)
# Snake Whore!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:56, archived)
# i love you!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:58, archived)
# w/y/h
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:04, archived)
# It's like Mr DNA from Jurassic Park got a sex change
and laminate flooring
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:13, archived)
# wow, that's cool
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:21, archived)
# That's
clever.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:32, archived)
# OMFG WTF!!!?
WOO :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:57, archived)
# magic
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - Make everything dangerous

This weeks challenge is to take something relatively safe and make it utterly lethal.
Turn cotton wool in to Brillo pads and Fire extinguishers in to flamethrowers.
Suggested by ferret
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:44, archived)
# The FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] LIES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:48, archived)
# That looks dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:49, archived)
# click
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 22:52, archived)
# alright cokehead prick
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:48, archived)
# You gone to the off licence for ya mum yet? XD
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:50, archived)
# jesus, even your attempted insults are pathetic
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:54, archived)
# LOLZ you love it
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:55, archived)
# Also
Your worstest cum back eva
TRUEFUX XD
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:58, archived)
# double reply, eh? ^not upset cokehead^
YOUR MUM
fuck
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:03, archived)
# :( my mum did die a year ago today
And yes it's a wee bit messy now but of course she still love a FUCK
Now take that back
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:05, archived)
# Double bloody reply because I can't edit the fucking things when I'm on ignore
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:07, archived)
# wubba dubba lubbba lub lub
trying to learn /talk speak at the mo' - they seem far friendlier over there....
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:08, archived)
# /board is now /talk
/talk is now QOTFUCKINGW /links is still great and shit at the same time
All worked out for the better I think!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:10, archived)
#
5.9.83.79/talk/7788509
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:11, archived)
# Whats with the IP addresses, dude?
black helicopters still hovering over your flat?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:19, archived)
# b3ta is dead man, long live 5.9.83.79
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:22, archived)
# wo-ho-ho-hoah!
d00d, 5.9.83.79 fo lyf
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:34, archived)
# P.3.D.R.0 for m0d
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:37, archived)
# He is the droid we are looking for
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Like this?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:55, archived)
# Dangerous
Not 'what are you doing right now'
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:56, archived)
# The fuse is lit, man.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:59, archived)
# Do you want me to blow it?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:01, archived)
# O_O
meet me in the hall closet
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:03, archived)
# Now this does sound dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:07, archived)
# Brace yourself
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:12, archived)
# I always am
As you never know
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:13, archived)
# lol what
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:57, archived)
# Yeah I like that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 0:56, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:01, archived)
# slowly slipping back into the water, before Steve Irwin notices them...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:44, archived)
# Where is Robson Jerome...or whoever the fuck...when you want him....
...singing and acting and document-in and shit that is where.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:42, archived)
# All this bitchin eh...?
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:36, archived)
# FUCKFIRE
They hate everything :'(

look into my FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:44, archived)
# love this!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:42, archived)
# it's funny because it's that blokes face, and that's funny
and you seem like a nice person so I'm going to click this and get it on the front page.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:39, archived)
# GET WITH THE TIMES, GRANDDAD
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:45, archived)
# Plebs that say this I have found
Are normally people that are REALLY pissed off that when they did post 'stuff' not enough FUCK was given
Silly boy XD
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:00, archived)
# watching you desperately scrabble about for, and comprehensively fail to find, ways to land meaningful blows on people who insult you
is almost worth your continued existence on b3ta.

Almost. Now fuck off, you pathetic cokehead wankstain beaker cunt.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Well at least I'm not getting to you a \o/
"coming mummy" XD
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:29, archived)
# SAME CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:39, archived)
# CUNTS XD

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:41, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:22, archived)
# This is fresh and new.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:22, archived)
# It took a long time and I had to use all of my powers of imagination so I'm very happy I've done something fresh and new.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:27, archived)
# Oh fuck....something went missing! Fucking Jiggywobblerfuck!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:35, archived)
# MAJOR THREAD DELETING CUNT ALERT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:36, archived)
# Things are taking a turn for the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:43, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:48, archived)
# What are we gonna do, bro?
(Vladimir Gluten, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:37, archived)
# We are gonna sacrifice little dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:38, archived)
# leave me out of your little quibbles
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:39, archived)
# You're nearly a mod - ban him!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:42, archived)
# I had Hulk Hogan's Christmas Special on that thread.
I can't just upload it AGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:45, archived)
# Pedro might let you. You just have to love him like we do.
Just like we do.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:47, archived)
# NEVER!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:00, archived)
# Little dog sacrificing is for reposting in a new thread, silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:41, archived)
# Right. Castration then.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:46, archived)
# BIG DOGS' BALLS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:59, archived)
# Life goes on, the world keeps turning.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:38, archived)
# We are gonna make the 'Delete' thingy redirect them to ilovehorsies ...
... and post the thread they're trying to delete on their facebook page.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:52, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:03, archived)
# I'd love one of those for work.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:23, archived)
# Try down the market, there's a bloke there printing out b3ta stuff cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:25, archived)
# Oh christ, it's one of the three of them, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:26, archived)
# This witty quip now makes no sense due to FILTHY THREAD DELETING POOR QUALITY TROLL
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:04, archived)
# this is the sort of thing I could get behind
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:24, archived)
# GET TAE FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:29, archived)
# I've still got froglift's comedy account's deleted threads open in another tab,
if anyone gives a fuck enough to want a screengrab.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:36, archived)
# If I were you, I would respect the anonymity of the offender, as it may have been a MOD doing the deleting.
The MODs have to put up with a lot here. It's a lot of hard work.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:39, archived)
# MOD 4 LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:43, archived)
# No fucks given.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:39, archived)
# Neither here,
although I wonder if the phrase "cocaine-induced brainfarts" caused Frogbeat to have a paranoid deletion frenzy. THE NARCS ARE ONTO HIM
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:43, archived)
# Like my comedy account would have no FUCK or FL!!!!
Silly boy XD
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:52, archived)
# That's not a stick child!! Tut
Silly boy XD
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:54, archived)
# I got a bad FUCK about this!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:26, archived)
# Shouldn't they be over the wings.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:27, archived)
# This is not fresh and new.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:43, archived)
# Haha.
tongue noises.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:45, archived)
# This makes me giggle.
The perfect expression.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:34, archived)
# Remember when b3ta was good?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:37, archived)
# OMG I sooooooooooooooo wish it was like this again. Maybe one day or maybe just the FUCK has moved with the tiemz :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:38, archived)
# i remember when I could get a b3taburger meal for under 1 dollar
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:42, archived)
# But was it funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:44, archived)
# It was 'better'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:48, archived)
# Nope
Don't remember :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:53, archived)
# Get jiggy with it....
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:21, archived)
# Dancing to the Ninjbeats.
Popular beat combo.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:23, archived)
# YES \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:23, archived)
# would :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:25, archived)
# Head Swap LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:26, archived)
# More like bodily fluids swap amirite
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:41, archived)
# o/\o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:58, archived)
# Head Swap

fuck
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 21:32, archived)
# it's okay, doing it in greyscale makes it ironic
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 21:35, archived)
# and funny
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 21:36, archived)
# : ) x 2
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 21:39, archived)
# top tip: if you remove the <small> tags around the word "fuck" underneath your picture,
it will be 33% more side-splittingly hilarious.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Dec 2014, 21:36, archived)
# I love it when a Flan comes together.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 21:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:11, archived)
# Again again
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 18:22, archived)
# FUCKLIFT FRIDAY
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 19:32, archived)
# CUGGLES...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 19:48, archived)
# Wanna see a shit elephant?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 19:49, archived)
# COR! Please....
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 19:57, archived)
# awesome
www.b3ta.com/board/11120243
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 20:00, archived)
# A triumph!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 20:08, archived)
# ...wait for it
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 20:17, archived)
# I saw a forklift by the side of the road earlier.
I think it was probably part of the council's christmas decorations.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 20:22, archived)
# No picture? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 20:30, archived)
# You're taking all the fun out of skullfucking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 20:00, archived)
# Private Eye today:
"...Tom Chivers has become the latest recruit for Buzzfeed, believing that listicles offer a better future than Her Majesty's Torygraph. As if to prove his point, the Telegraph has itself has just hired a new digital director, Malcolm Coles, from The Mirror's UsVsTh3m - a desperate Buzzfeed imitation.'
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Dec 2014, 20:46, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Dec 2014, 20:46, archived)
# 'Play our new game: Where's the Mirror Group pension fund gone?'
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Dec 2014, 20:59, archived)
# 'Can you find Captain Bob?'
Hint: in the Atlantic
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Dec 2014, 21:24, archived)
# Play Our New Game: Which Sites Would It Be Most Loathsome To Try To Emulate?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 21:35, archived)
# You Won't Believe What The Creators Of Sickipedia Are Doing Now!
You Will Be DISGUSTED!
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Dec 2014, 21:42, archived)
# b3ta.com/clickbait
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 21:48, archived)
# You Won't Believe What Happened To A Once Humourous And Puerile Messageboard When The Owner Fucks Off To Try And Emulate Buzzfeed
You Will Be Bemused By What You See!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 21:51, archived)
# hahaha
How succinct. I couldn't have put it better myself.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 21:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 10 Dec 2014, 21:40, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 10 Dec 2014, 21:49, archived)
# Oooooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:14, archived)
# Raggy?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 17:42, archived)
# DOG P THIS F!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 18:06, archived)
# HUZZAH
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 20:01, archived)
# Haha bloody hell
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 18:23, archived)
# not another face dog
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 19:30, archived)
# watchootalkinboutatomic?
also img.izismile.com/img/img7/20141210/640/morning_picdump_665_640_34.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 19:41, archived)
#

Oh,.............................Batman's Big Top Circus.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 19:47, archived)
# chortle
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] was waiting for the compo to change, but fuck it,gotta go.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 17:12, archived)
# compo it
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 17:13, archived)
# My happily splashing daughter
said "My legs are getting shorter!"
Well, she must have been dim
to go for a swim
in that shark-ridden water.

- Spike Milligan
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 18:14, archived)

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