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[challenge entry] For younger viewers
The mag. is Penthouse April 1968, with a fit and young Jane Fonda on the cover.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 21:03, archived)
# very neat
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:14, archived)
# *rubs thighs until they ignite*
(At Jane, just to be clear).
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:32, archived)
# just heard the fire brigade going past
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:35, archived)
# Sorry - I forgot to remove my Bri-nylon Fonda "Viewing" Slacks. The ones with the split crotch.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:52, archived)
# Thanks for clarifying that,
you wouldn't want anyone to think you were one of those dirty shirtlifting poofters.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 20 Feb 2015, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:50, archived)
# It's just the sun rising.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:53, archived)
# oooowweeeeeooooooowwweeeoooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:57, archived)
# pfft
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 2:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Evenin'
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:48, archived)
# Official pfft!
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:55, archived)
# hokey blood transfusions and ancient plastic helmets are no match for a good racing bike under your arse
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:56, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 21:16, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 21:45, archived)
# oh come on, you're not picking up on the dropped 's' surely
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:06, archived)
# no, joking that I don't get it
b3ta.com/board/11135297
I put that dropped s at the end on mine ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:34, archived)
# Sorry dude
I never noticed...
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 23:54, archived)
# inspired
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Not quite a spoonerism, but an old compo pea

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:17, archived)
# Another excellent pea for this compo...
www.b3ta.com/board/7738676
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 23:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Yeah, he gonna lay you good, honey!
he gonna lay you good honey!he will leave you fully satisfied in the bedroom area:






All credit to Randy Reiger for the John Manshaft :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:02, archived)
# I like this
So I clicked
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:22, archived)
# cheers bossman :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 20 Feb 2015, 0:11, archived)
# Talking Heads are great, aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:36, archived)
# disco pioneers!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 20 Feb 2015, 0:11, archived)
# Physical perfection.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:00, archived)
# hehe
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:15, archived)
# One from the locker
(twattybanjo, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 23:59, archived)
# it's like they're brothers!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 20 Feb 2015, 0:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 19:50, archived)
# I liked this.
So I clicked thusly.
Maybe people just aren't getting it?
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 8:44, archived)
# well they cant all be as clever as you :)
i was starting to wonder..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:25, archived)
# DESATURATE........DESATURATE...
I said that in a dalek's voice
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 19:36, archived)
# Gold? Bronze? That is one FLAMBOYANT dalek!
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 19:39, archived)
# just don't go near him wearing anything coloured!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 19:43, archived)
# ooh he's going for his fucklift licence
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 19:51, archived)
# Can I just say, I like it when there's focus on a mission
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:33, archived)
# I love this
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:18, archived)
# nearly Easter yay
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:39, archived)
# Smooth! Booth!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] C'mon gimme an extra point for a 3-way

... or just gimme a 3-way
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 19:33, archived)
# you know that no one outside oz knows who ned is, right?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 21:32, archived)
# *stretches arm*
Ooooh, Sir! Sir! Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:35, archived)
# What, it's just me and the munchkins?
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 23:07, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:18, archived)
# Pfft!
inside oz
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 5:34, archived)
# Apparently his brother Joe's last words were
"Ned, these bloody things are going to kill us?"
(gijoel, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:18, archived)
# IRL Yawning LOLz now.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 18:36, archived)
# ( =
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:19, archived)
# thank you!
i won't live in shame now
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:51, archived)
# a rustling in the threadrushes
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:45, archived)
# Followed by Part 3, The amputation
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 18:10, archived)
# hehe yep and charlie and the dentist's bill
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry] FOLDGINGER
(Alligator, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 17:33, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 17:40, archived)
# V.nice
spills and thrices
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 18:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Tentin Quarantino, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 17:27, archived)
# Tarquin Quarantino surely
(Hemipygous, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] WOOLLY CORVID ACTION!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 17:20, archived)
# click
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 17:33, archived)
# Very good
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:35, archived)
# Click for film choice + quality poster.
(McChinaman banned, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] To boldly play hard and fast with Latin derivatives where nobody has before
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 17:13, archived)
# haha fucking genius
laughed hard at that
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 19 Feb 2015, 17:14, archived)
# hahaha jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 17:17, archived)
# *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 17:21, archived)
# And while I'm in a silly mood
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 17:33, archived)
# Darn it, Jim...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 17:35, archived)
# arf!
I'm a doctor, not a seamstress!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 18:23, archived)
# Oh you great bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 19:07, archived)
# this compo is ace
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:40, archived)
# haha yay! excellent
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:22, archived)
# I didn't think this compo had any legs at all
but this is most woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 5:35, archived)
# Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Now everyone can access each other's filth

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 16:33, archived)
# "How much are - AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!"
*clickles*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 16:43, archived)
# Dell wone for being one of the fery vew to work out what a spucking foonerism is.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 16:49, archived)
# ACES
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 16:53, archived)
# I love this
Especially the last three frames
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 19:06, archived)
# haha
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:34, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:38, archived)
# :)
Also, for the perfect gift next Christmas :)
https://www.flickr.com/photos/regierart/3044067173/in/set-72157609501510300
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:41, archived)
# what the fuck is that? :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:45, archived)
# Dunno to be honest...
…but I can't stop bloody laughing! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:47, archived)
# haha that shit is raw right there
holy fuck, what is it about John Manshaft that is just so... powerful?
John Manshaft is just getting about, you know, chilling.
then John Manshaft somehow blows you away with an authentic pose

John Manshaft




Manshaft






Shaft








Sha






shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 19 Feb 2015, 17:25, archived)
# 11” x 6” x 3” Polychrome latex rubber, wire armature, inkjet on Epson paper and cardboard
Unique

U - FUCKING - NIQUE

Yes
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 18:28, archived)
# Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!
FOOKIN' NORA!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:45, archived)
# erm
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 16:58, archived)
# Feckinell
It must be art
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 19:47, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 16:34, archived)
# *clicks mouse right through desk*
Lovely!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] this compo is almost enough to make me dust off my F5 key
and repost things
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 16:52, archived)
# awww, it's very sad...
cheer up and have a click :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 19 Feb 2015, 17:15, archived)
# Bantha, man.....
Bantha....... OH, I SEE.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 17:58, archived)
# Ha! Great!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 16:57, archived)
# ace spice, that
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:24, archived)
# clickity
fuckity clickity
awsom
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:27, archived)
# Damn you to hades I thought I was sure to have the first 3-way
Looks down. Goddammit there's more!

Calms down; clicks.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 19:37, archived)
# ohhh shiny x 3
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] moochin about


ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:24, archived)
# COO-EY.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] for the win
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:50, archived)
# the sly dog
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 5:36, archived)
# did you know, an anagram of Blackbird is BaldBrick?
an anagram of Blackbird is BaldBrick?I loved watching Baldbrick in BackAdder

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:47, archived)
# there was the first series... which wasn't quite as good.
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:47, archived)
# and the weird Christmas Carol thingy :D
BaldBrick was well funny in that



but not bald curiously
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:48, archived)
# you loon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:50, archived)
# *dofs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:58, archived)
# and whilst it was very funny
there was that scene at the end of BackBladder goes Forth where they all actually get shot to shit and it's genuinely sad

BaldBrick representing the poor old downtrodden Tommy...



as they're ordered over the top...
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:57, archived)
# he looks terrified
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:04, archived)
# Pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:12, archived)
# crying out in anguish!
later on he was supposed to be on a date with Betty



Or Mademoiselle Swallocks as she preferred to be called
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:25, archived)
# HA
'KIN'ELL
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:33, archived)
# haha that proper made me chuckle. reminded me of being 10
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 19 Feb 2015, 17:13, archived)
# Under constant mortar fire
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:26, archived)
# ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:35, archived)
# boom!
that pun had your name written on it :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 19 Feb 2015, 16:51, archived)
# pffffffffffft
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:26, archived)
# AckBladder
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:58, archived)
# He has a cunning house plan.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 16:35, archived)

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