have i missed the 7am express?
R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sun 10 May 2015, 22:28,
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HahahaThis would have been great 24 hours ago!
And them flip flops are just wrong!
(And them flip flops are just wrong!
Frogbeat,
Sun 10 May 2015, 22:48,
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its the boobs isnt it R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sun 10 May 2015, 23:41,
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actually it's that crazy smile when he steps right back
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 10 May 2015, 23:43,
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{:-D TarentEw those moobs
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 11 May 2015, 0:57,
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well one of us's timing is out big time..since u posted first looks like its me.. fuck it!
( R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sun 10 May 2015, 22:31,
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www.bihr.org.uk/
www.liberty-human-rights.org.uk/news/blog/human-rights-headlines-fight-save-our-human-rights-act-starts-now
(www.liberty-human-rights.org.uk/news/blog/human-rights-headlines-fight-save-our-human-rights-act-starts-now
vladimir,
Sun 10 May 2015, 22:33,
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I've just been awarded the FRSA. Get me, eh? eh? 
This is my friend Pam painted for her birthday.
(This is my friend Pam painted for her birthday.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 10 May 2015, 21:35,
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Have you really?!Wow very impressive and bloody well done you.
Your friend looks a little like Katie Hopkins :)
(Your friend looks a little like Katie Hopkins :)
Frogbeat,
Sun 10 May 2015, 21:42,
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I have!I don't know how I winged that one, but I'm bloody proud.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 10 May 2015, 21:44,
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Do you get a ringAnd are your feet bigger now? Or am I just getting confused! :(
( Frogbeat,
Sun 10 May 2015, 21:46,
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I get super powersand they already work. Because of my X-ray vision, my purse and fridge both appear empty!
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 10 May 2015, 22:33,
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Huge congratulations. Are you going to lecture on curly hairs?
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 10 May 2015, 21:56,
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Fellow of Royal Society of Arts?Shazam! Excellent!
(
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 10 May 2015, 21:58,
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Maybe she's a rooferin Florida.
FRSA - Florida's Association of Roofing Professionals
(FRSA - Florida's Association of Roofing Professionals
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 10 May 2015, 22:16,
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congratulationswhat does it entail? do you get to walk in to art galleries and tell them how they're doing it all wrong?
(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 10 May 2015, 22:09,
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I do that anywayI have yet to know the full extent of my Super Powers though.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 10 May 2015, 22:16,
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You've been awarded the Federal Republic of South Africa?!Think of all the gold!
(seriously though, well done)
((seriously though, well done)
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Sun 10 May 2015, 22:15,
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My friends have already saidThere is a Fellowship of the Royal Society of Agraphobics/Alcoholics now?
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 10 May 2015, 22:18,
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Meh, It's only me and Stephen Hawking, Nelson Mandela, Charles Dickens, Karl Marx, Hogarth, Gainsborough, Benjamin Franklin, Attenborough and Desmond Tutu as company. If most of them weren't dead, I have some proper dinner parties!
Excuse the smugness, but I really am a bit excited!
(Excuse the smugness, but I really am a bit excited!
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 10 May 2015, 22:27,
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Felicitaciones. Do you do painting commissions ?I'm after a price for my hall stairs and landing.
(
MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better,
Sun 10 May 2015, 22:24,
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Three weeks luv,but not in that colour. Can't get it these days.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 10 May 2015, 22:29,
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Hurrah!Are you on the Wiki page yet?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Fellows_of_the_Royal_Society_of_Arts
(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Fellows_of_the_Royal_Society_of_Arts
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 10 May 2015, 22:53,
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I doubt I'll makethe big league of names.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 10 May 2015, 23:05,
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You're already in the big league of names of the B3tans of GreatnessSome people here should be proud to have spent ages in the BoG.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 10 May 2015, 23:24,
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frontrangeseedanalysts.weebly.com/
Just saying.
sounds a bit like 'bum'.
(Just saying.
sounds a bit like 'bum'.
unclepills,
Sun 10 May 2015, 23:26,
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They're experts at writing "Acht" using seedsThey know how to make things german eight.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 10 May 2015, 23:48,
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wowthat's a bit good, that is.
(
inexpressible started a joke on,
Mon 11 May 2015, 10:10,
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The painting or the FRSA?I confess to being quite pleased with both. Pam should be pleased too, I took about 10 years off her ;)
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 11 May 2015, 13:01,
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well doneNow you just need to learn their secret handshake
(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Mon 11 May 2015, 14:22,
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I have that down pat. It isn't so much a handshake...
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 11 May 2015, 14:36,
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You and Archibald Acheson, 6th Earl of Gosford both according to the first entry on Wikipedia!Congrats.
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Mon 11 May 2015, 14:58,
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Thank youI'm the 64th Duchess of Wimblim, so I'm in good company.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 11 May 2015, 19:23,
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Have you uploaded them all somewhere to view form space?
Frogbeat,
Sun 10 May 2015, 19:55,
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It's great being an artist;
All work and no pay. :(
(All work and no pay. :(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 10 May 2015, 20:05,
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your shed has a tongue, is that normal?I don't have a shed to compare it with
(
Shlvng,
Sun 10 May 2015, 20:18,
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That's a house....OBV.The shed is up the path and over the hill.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 10 May 2015, 20:40,
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Lovely and Bloopy is a nice name.I preferred the cuboid octopus though.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 10 May 2015, 20:34,
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Yeah, Bloopy is great, but Blocky is special.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 10 May 2015, 20:43,
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Eat a lot of cheese before you go to bed, do you?
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 10 May 2015, 21:26,
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I WELCOME THE WARM EMBRACE OF THE FLAMING BAN-HAMMER!
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 10 May 2015, 21:44,
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Fair point,well made.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 11 May 2015, 0:50,
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Candy townLots of goodies for me and you.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 10 May 2015, 21:57,
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very nice !i digs the new style, but i cant help wondering if hitler is hiding behind a tree,
(
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Mon 11 May 2015, 2:23,
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Connor on acid?Nice!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 May 2015, 2:52,
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Your kennels got no noseand just 2 teefs
o/
(o/
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 11 May 2015, 15:40,
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Ha! Clegg is quite the Dougal
(
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Sun 10 May 2015, 19:18,
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Yeah...we killed b3ta already.Me with my shit paints and reposts,
and you with your....uh.....every post basically.
(and you with your....uh.....every post basically.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 10 May 2015, 20:01,
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I'll step in (it) - supper time!
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 10 May 2015, 21:57,
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thanks for the heads up you utter utter b3stards
R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sun 10 May 2015, 13:23,
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HahahahahahahahaYou missed EVERYTHING!
Where is smash?
(Where is smash?
Frogbeat,
Sun 10 May 2015, 13:51,
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Google "major incident" and enter the grid reference into Google Maps.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 10 May 2015, 13:52,
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This system has worked for the last 30 years and is expected to continue to do so for the foreseeable future.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 10 May 2015, 13:58,
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Just don't Google 'Blue Waffle'...!She has one on her leg.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 10 May 2015, 19:31,
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Choooooooooooooooooo chooooooooooooooooo!Woo! Bloody insanely well done
( Frogbeat,
Sun 10 May 2015, 16:49,
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If he eats his hat I will eat Katie HopkinsVery nice lurking
( Frogbeat,
Sun 10 May 2015, 11:12,
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Ah, a pork pie hatYum.
Now I want pork pies. Ideally ones that haven't been on Paddy Pantsdown's head.
(Now I want pork pies. Ideally ones that haven't been on Paddy Pantsdown's head.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 10 May 2015, 11:56,
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I don't think he's grasp the idea of a 'cup'.
(
Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Sun 10 May 2015, 12:13,
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groupie gropenicely
v looks down.. FUCK! ht already said nicely.. now i look like a twat.
(v looks down.. FUCK! ht already said nicely.. now i look like a twat.
R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sun 10 May 2015, 12:17,
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But he said that about a different pictureNow you look like a bigger one! XD
( Frogbeat,
Sun 10 May 2015, 12:33,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Bad Advice"){kind=small}
*scratches* This is real. at least he's honest. (
oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA.,
Sun 10 May 2015, 3:05,
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*clicks*Never thought of that ta
( oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA.,
Sun 10 May 2015, 11:23,
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I am trying to work out if this is TOAP or KOAP
(
Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Sun 10 May 2015, 13:27,
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I tried shopping him last night but with his helmet on properlybut gave up because I didn't think people would recognise the chin.
That's the solution I missed :D
(That's the solution I missed :D
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 10 May 2015, 7:46,
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It's amazing just how odious and annoying he can be, even in 2D.
(,
Sun 10 May 2015, 14:12,
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i need your fuck & your fucklift PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 9 May 2015, 22:01,
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half man half mousecontents may be hot and will contain traces of fuck
(
Elvis impersonator,
Sat 9 May 2015, 22:02,
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"Pasta and Vista*, Bebeh..."*(Other and better Operating Systems are available).
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 9 May 2015, 23:06,
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it just would have sounded odd if he said 'Hasta La XP, Baby' PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 10 May 2015, 0:54,
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Termabaser.....Basernator.....Terbasernator...
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 10 May 2015, 19:43,
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Our little buddy Kim...still not as much of an asshole as that clown...
( HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 10 May 2015, 1:17,
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You know, I think you could learn a lot from the teachings of Mahatma Gandhi...(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 9 May 2015, 20:42,
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R2Dtard is going to have a fit when he next looks at the board
(
Frogbeat,
Sat 9 May 2015, 17:56,
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I always have a fit when I look at the board.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 9 May 2015, 18:11,
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If Benny Hill was still with us he'd slap this guy on the head.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 9 May 2015, 17:52,
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Inspired by connor on a subconscious level.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 9 May 2015, 17:21,
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That's what I was thinking.Now I'm hungry.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 10 May 2015, 19:55,
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You have just made the post below look shitHave you been watching Adventure Time?
Woo!
(Woo!
Frogbeat,
Sat 9 May 2015, 17:15,
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These are all wonderful!...and very Connor-esque - though I instantly think of his stuff whenever I see simple smiley faces like these.
I vote eight-legged blue cuboid altar-type thingy for prime minister, the psychokinetic octopuses look like they're up to something! :O
*clicky*
(I vote eight-legged blue cuboid altar-type thingy for prime minister, the psychokinetic octopuses look like they're up to something! :O
*clicky*
kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that...,
Sat 9 May 2015, 18:34,
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Thanks! Happy b3taday!..........................................................................................I made this just for you!...
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 9 May 2015, 18:47,
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Hahahaa!! Thaaaaaanks. XDGeneric or not, I'll take it! *bends over* :P
(I do like a good FUCKLIFT)
EDIT: Oops, forgot FUCKLIFT should be all caps. Fixed. ...I mean, FIXED! :P
((I do like a good FUCKLIFT)
EDIT: Oops, forgot FUCKLIFT should be all caps. Fixed. ...I mean, FIXED! :P
kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that...,
Sat 9 May 2015, 19:07,
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This is a good FUCKLIFT!Might be the best ever. ^__^
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 9 May 2015, 19:41,
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Yay FUCKLIFTs!Although I've seen enough of Mr. Griffin's escapades to believe that he is uncertified to operate such a counterbalance FUCKLIFT without hilarious consequences ensuing...
/dons hard hat, adopts robust stance with hardy attitude. :D
(/dons hard hat, adopts robust stance with hardy attitude. :D
kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that...,
Sat 9 May 2015, 21:04,
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He drove it on the beach and picked up a whale.Didn't even get stuck in the sand.
The man is a GOD.
(The man is a GOD.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 10 May 2015, 19:57,
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Wow, that is really obnoxious. yeah, happy birthday you fuckers!
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sat 9 May 2015, 19:08,
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I missed your b3taday?!!! FUCK!I wanted to make a special FUCKLIFT for you.
Maybe next year.
(Maybe next year.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 9 May 2015, 19:48,
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Real paint on real canvas! Thank you!!! o/\o
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 10 May 2015, 19:45,
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You changed your name.Now I don't know you.
Cheers! o/'
(Cheers! o/'
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 10 May 2015, 19:47,
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Does it have to be hard though before any comes out?You really haven't explained this very well have you
( Frogbeat,
Sat 9 May 2015, 16:58,
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Completion before Hardness = Possible Shame.That's what we were told at school.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 9 May 2015, 17:02,
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Try to keep up with the big boys of b3ta.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 9 May 2015, 17:16,
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you are soo gonna to get caught PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 9 May 2015, 17:06,
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Who wants coconut and warm ginger on their cock?
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 9 May 2015, 17:11,
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I think rob likes me.I got banned from a punk rock message board once.
A PUNK ROCK MESSAGE BOARD!
Yeah...think about that!
(A PUNK ROCK MESSAGE BOARD!
Yeah...think about that!
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 9 May 2015, 19:39,
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I couldn't make it as a punker!Now I have to watch the video.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzyI52mb2Io
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzyI52mb2Io
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sat 9 May 2015, 20:06,
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I've entitled this piece "I Need Another Job".
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 9 May 2015, 16:42,
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he's happy because he's spotted a rare North Korean Flesh Dolphin HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 9 May 2015, 16:43,
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He's happy because he eats lard.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 9 May 2015, 16:43,
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