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# The further you go back in time the darker the hulkster gets. This racist thing must be recent.
(Frogcloset (noun), Wed 26 Aug 2015, 23:46, archived)
# *salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 0:56, archived)
# Is Dave there?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry] You know what happens to nosy fellas, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Magic!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 22:38, archived)
# I like both of these
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 22:48, archived)
# One way to shut up hecklers. I guess
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 22:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 23:21, archived)
# found it

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 22:59, archived)
# its a slippery one!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 23:00, archived)
# freak
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 0:56, archived)
# hahaha
gotchya nose
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 1:03, archived)
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(Prof. Blenkinsopp, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 20:37, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(Prof. Blenkinsopp, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 20:34, archived)
# Oh HELL YES!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 8:57, archived)
[challenge entry] So I ate his supernoodles with some fava beans and a nice Chianti
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 16:33, archived)
# chianti with noodles? you fucking troglodyte!
it should be a white zinfandel!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 16:38, archived)
# nom
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 19:33, archived)
# Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 20:22, archived)
# oh hai presley mouth
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 20:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 22:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 23:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 2:40, archived)
# They're worms, Michae...er, Hannibal
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 21:58, archived)
# Another great one HT
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 23:22, archived)
# I'm new here, but I won't beta around the bush. Pigen is blurred becuz rap cred


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(piney everyone on the internet is naked, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 15:57, archived)
# This makes perfect sense
Have you collected your newperson goodiebag yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 16:11, archived)
# Do they still have boiled sweets?
(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 16:33, archived)
# nope
I am still waiting for my UK Visa and monies from a Nigerian Prince aswell. Wait all day for one package from amazon and three turn up at once.
(piney everyone on the internet is naked, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 16:52, archived)
# Good luck with that. Tell us how you get on!
(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 17:42, archived)
# i predict eye placement will earn an insta-fp
welcome, deranged new person
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 16:15, archived)
# thank you
remember to tuck your kids in goodnight
(piney everyone on the internet is naked, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 16:53, archived)
# i will when i have some
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 16:56, archived)
# Then tuck someone else's in
then make a sharp exit from the house before the parents notice you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 19:01, archived)
# uh-huh
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 16:36, archived)
# Inorite
*doesntnorite
welcome new person anyway
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 16:38, archived)
# tanks
(piney everyone on the internet is naked, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 16:56, archived)
# alright dekion's new account
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 19:17, archived)
# imjusayin
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 2:41, archived)
# there are no new users only zuul
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 6:47, archived)
# a/s/l?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 20:56, archived)
# Harley the E-Safety Horse says: Never reveal info to strangers
Harley the E-Safety Horse is now a convicted Northener...
18 so i can buy fireworks and boozy oil,
mens,
i speak the queens english,
looking for female to serve dinner and talk about the poetic works of Johnny Bravo.
(piney everyone on the internet is naked, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 21:30, archived)
# A NEW PERSON
*oils wanking spanner*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 22:01, archived)
# \o/ some people say I'm...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 23:17, archived)
# you sly dog
i like you, i'm not going to stir fry you like i did to the others
(piney everyone on the internet is naked, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 11:23, archived)
# Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 26 Aug 2015, 15:36, archived)
# I'd laugh but I'm not sure its a joke
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 15:38, archived)
# Sing me up! Where do I get mine?
(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 15:43, archived)
# having just had to apply for jobseeker's allowance
i'd say this doesn't seem far from reality. i hope someone kills him very soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 15:50, archived)
# If any of my illnesses become terminal I'll gladly 'fill the job vacancy' ifyernowadimean
Could always crowdfund a hitman otherwise 8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 18:09, archived)
# Before long they'll be given free to pensioners who dont have a private pension.
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 19:26, archived)
# You forgot to include..
Made up quotes from happy 'customers'
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm all outta bubblegum.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 14:47, archived)
# gah! it's horrible!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 14:52, archived)
# pfft, still not seen that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 14:55, archived)
# I really enjoyed it.
Not exactly scary, but the cast, direction and ever-changing spectral pursuer raised it way above the usual guff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 14:57, archived)
# Heheh
I tried to make a Duncan Norvelle version of It Follows, in which he is delighted to be chased at last. Couldn't get it to work.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 15:57, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 16:36, archived)
# fuck no
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 20:51, archived)
# Coming soon on the NES!


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(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 14:41, archived)
# I haven't posted a piccie here for years


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it was not worth the wait
(I helped save b3ta! alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 11:19, archived)
# Laundry Sense?
Is that a new Jedi skill?
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 11:24, archived)
# "Reach out with your mind... feel the fabric... see if the laundry is dry enough to be put away now..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 12:12, archived)
# use the fabric conditioner Luke
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 11:33, archived)
# Use the horse Luke
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 12:57, archived)
# can't see what all the fuss is about....they could just use their lightsabers
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 13:36, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Puzzles - One word challenge, jigsaws, rubiks cubes, ancient unsolved riddles, your call
Art theme parks - It's all the rage, turn famous art in to attractions
Mass murderers and their rhyming accessories - Jeffrey Dahmer's dancing llamas, Myra Hindley's... you get the idea
Skiing - Some people enjoy strapping 2 planks to their feet, show us why. Can include Gorillas on the piste


(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 8:54, archived)
# bees please
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 9:18, archived)
# also cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 22:00, archived)
# 1
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 9:23, archived)
# Option iii please
because rhyming is FUN
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 9:28, archived)
# hey God
when do we get to choose the next QOTW?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 9:29, archived)
# worst hendrix cover ever
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 9:33, archived)
# Elastic Ladyboys.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 9:59, archived)
# iii for mememe
just need to figure out what rhymes with Abu Bakr al Baghdadi... something something maserati
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 9:37, archived)
# One pls
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 9:45, archived)
# C for me. Regardez ma Pee Pee.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 9:58, archived)
# Option C pls
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 10:12, archived)
# b
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 10:22, archived)
# mass murderererers.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 10:31, archived)
# Dogs with eyebrows plz
ta
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 10:50, archived)
# ^This
or gingers that make you sick
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 20:10, archived)
# iii
seeing as I have done 2 already!
(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 11:06, archived)
# if its yellow let it mellow if its brown flush it down
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 11:15, archived)
# Worst Dulux paint advert ever
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 12:44, archived)
# Well, I have to go for iii
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 11:19, archived)
# I'm not very good at skiing and even worse at potatoshopping
But I choose F anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 12:14, archived)
# to be on the safe side and not tip the balance b/iii in any way, I'll go with Puzzles
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 26 Aug 2015, 12:35, archived)
# Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 13:07, archived)
# iii please
as i know more about serial killers than i probably should
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 14:36, archived)
# 1
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 14:37, archived)
# IF JUDY IF JUDY IF JUDY IF JUDY IF JUDY IF JUDY IF JUDY IF JUDY IF JUDY IF JUDY IF JUDY IF JUDY IF JUDY IF JUDY
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 14:51, archived)
# It's Judi
Now go back and edit all of those.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 15:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 0:37, archived)
# I miss rupervdb, I remember when he used to post here
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 1:29, archived)
# I miss Robitussin.... just saying!
(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 1:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheap Shot?

(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 0:18, archived)
# Not really
poignant, more like
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 9:29, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Sun 30 Aug 2015, 0:56, archived)
#


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(Prof. Blenkinsopp, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 0:01, archived)
# pssst! compo it!
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 0:04, archived)
# don't see why not
it's cold enough
(best to keep it in the shade though)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 0:09, archived)
# The helmet?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 0:13, archived)
# you'd be arrested before you got sun burn otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 0:16, archived)
# In space
the problem is that the vacuum of space is an excellent kind of insulator - radiation absorbed from the Sun, or internal heat from chemical/biological/mechanical processes builds up and needs to be extracted. Cooling water layers in space suits are vital, and heat exchange is a big problem for long term space habitation.

(the things you learn by reading accurate science fiction!) www.space.com/21987-how-nasa-spacesuits-work-infographic.html
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 3:40, archived)
# This is why I don't go to space
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Who you going to choose?


(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Tue 25 Aug 2015, 23:53, archived)
# Oi! You tree!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 0:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Harold Shipman's fish and chip van

I have suggested mass murders and their rhyming accessories as an image challenge, but as I shopped this I am going to post it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 25 Aug 2015, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Fred West in a pint of best!
(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Jack the Ripper's fluffy slippers


(If you could see them you'd see how badly they are shopped)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 0:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Joachim Kroll, is a sausage roll!
(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 0:48, archived)
# Tony Blair with lady's hair.


Well, I reckon a bigger mass murderer than any of the above!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 8:13, archived)
# Was thinking of
Tony Blair's green flares
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 11:24, archived)
# is he pitching?bet he doesn't sell much
I won't be investing
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] They are far to happy for my liking!

(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Tue 25 Aug 2015, 23:29, archived)
# Great
Madeleine's been put to bed, I love this Portuguese food.
(annexia, Tue 25 Aug 2015, 23:37, archived)
# It's the Smug family
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 25 Aug 2015, 23:38, archived)
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(Prof. Blenkinsopp, Tue 25 Aug 2015, 23:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 1:55, archived)
# Ha! Excellent!
Are there more of these, or is it a one off?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 8:15, archived)
# Olde pea is old, and yes there was.
b3ta.com/challenge/toptrumps/
Also: my other entry
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 13:26, archived)
# someone really ought to produce the full set
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 8:34, archived)
# I'd probably exchange real money for a set
(not much, but some)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 12:09, archived)

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