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(, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 9:50, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 9:52, archived)
# can someone do the 'upside down bats that look like they're breakdancing' image
but make it really funny?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 9:55, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 21:58, archived)
# Countenance, Understanding, Neuro-reflex, Trigger-response
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 22:14, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 22:17, archived)
# This new Fry's Chocolate ad is just weird
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 22:19, archived)
# A PUBlic announcement from the NHS
(, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Leggy non-blondes.

Edit:I've always been late for everything©.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 21:12, archived)
# well, just flip it on its side, then change the image challenge
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 21:21, archived)
# Can you make the feet massive for me, please?
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 21:23, archived)
# what -- MINE?
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 21:28, archived)
# That'd be just swell
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 21:30, archived)
# That would be a feet-and-a-half...
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 21:30, archived)
# I can't stand these shit puns
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 21:33, archived)
#

(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 21:35, archived)
# You have no sole.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 21:36, archived)
# WHY CAN'T A PENIS BE 12 INCHES LONG?
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 21:39, archived)
# .
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 21:47, archived)
# Fucking hell
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 22:20, archived)
# wait, what?!?
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 22:24, archived)
# Sorry
Nice foot
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 23:30, archived)
# your new girlfriends...
(, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 0:18, archived)
# This is costing me a fortune in monocles
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 22:00, archived)
# This makes me feel funny
(, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 11:10, archived)
# Oh Pedro!
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - BREAKDANCING

"Hey you the b3ta crew, show us what you do, make a break make a move"
That's street talk from the world famous Rock Steady Crew, "callin' on y'all to make some shapes and bust a groove, all over that wickidywack photoshop and shizzle"*

*It's breakdancing this week, do your stuff.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 21:11, archived)
# Stop talking like Will Smith, you B-Boy Bastard.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 21:13, archived)
# More fingers
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 22:21, archived)
# Who voted for this bollocks?
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 22:25, archived)
# Everyone did
Purely to spite you and make you moan (some more)
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 22:28, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 22:39, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 23:32, archived)
# I voted for bollocks
(, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 13:01, archived)
# You want the bollocks? You can't handle the bollocks!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 17:23, archived)
# Erm
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 16:10, archived)
# I have no idea what this is, but it deserves a reply
for some reason this popped into my head
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 20:32, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 20:39, archived)
# Ever fancied sniffing Johnny Depp's sausage?
well now you can!


(click to biggerer)


you're welcome :D
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 16:02, archived)
# Sausages!
So did you photoshop and print the entire poster then mount it in the display or just stick bits over it?

b3ta.com/links/1336024
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 16:07, archived)
# yes
no :D
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 16:13, archived)
# Good
Dedication to the art of silliness.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 16:21, archived)
# one of my favourite arts
along with f-arts :D
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 16:38, archived)
# I like how you've taken that thing that loads of people have done in the real world and done it again only with photo editing software.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 16:09, archived)
# it's warmer :D
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 16:13, archived)
# oh cheer up you grumpy old sod
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 16:13, archived)
# I've just eaten a bag of tangfastics and now my jaw is going hrnmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnngggggg.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 16:24, archived)
# karma :p
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 16:39, archived)
# Cuntwurst
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 17:06, archived)
# tasty :)
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 17:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 17:24, archived)
# what does she want?
a fucking biscuit? :D
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Role of Tarzan you say? Can't see any particular problem.


Wow. Board-breaking post...
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 13:55, archived)
# I have nothing against your leg,
then again, neither have y... oh - wait a minute!
I'm having a warm glowingy sort of a moment from this pic. Thanks :)
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 15:44, archived)
# I'm glad someone got it :)
I was considering adding an explanatory link but then I thought "nah I'll be a comedy snob about this one!"
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 15:49, archived)
# classic gold :D
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 16:05, archived)
# nicely
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 19:12, archived)
# Terrific. Great taste too.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 20:50, archived)
# He LOVES that head
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 11:55, archived)
# The guy behind looks concerned!
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 12:13, archived)
# Not surprised. She's just about to pull his finger.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 12:40, archived)
# haha
she's considering it
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 14:03, archived)
# Hahaha
Lovely job Quenters! :D
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 12:39, archived)
# ;)
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 14:02, archived)
# Arf!
By the way, did you hear that Charlie Sheen loves bees? Apparently he's HIVE-positive.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 13:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 13:52, archived)
# ooof!
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 14:03, archived)
# "Lord Vader, this battle station has a substantial dollar value attached to it"
w/y/h etc
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 13:38, archived)
# This is brilliant :)
Woo!
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 20:49, archived)
# Gilbert's Fridge was ace.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 20:51, archived)
# Nicely done =D
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 22:06, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Breakdancing - Bust a move and show us your Boogaloo
Misspelt websites - What's on wokipedia.com, f3ta.com or amazod.co.uk?
Paparazzi - Make up some hilarious photos of celebs caught off guard and try and sell them to the papers
Christopher Walken vs William Shatner - Who's better who's best in the stilted acting stakes?

(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 8:39, archived)
# Breakdancing
northern soul 4 lyfe!
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 8:50, archived)
# Breakdancing.
*swallow dives breaks wrist and nose*
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 8:51, archived)
# Hmm, I quite like the idea of trolling The Sun with a load of lies, seeing as they'll print any old shit now.
But we can do that at any time. Breakdancing pls
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 9:04, archived)
# Paparazzi for me ta.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 9:18, archived)
# my vote will go to the user with the best xmas cracker style joke.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 9:27, archived)
# Why did David Cameron cross the road?
Because "a pig's head" lol
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 9:29, archived)
# ooo topical and edgy, I like it.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 9:36, archived)
# Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because Vladimir Putin lol
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 9:38, archived)
#

(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 9:38, archived)
# lol
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 9:39, archived)
# political xmas dinner lols
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 9:42, archived)
# B for Bronski Beat
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 9:52, archived)
# Breakdancing
ta
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 9:54, archived)
# SHATNER
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 10:22, archived)
# I'll pick C
....for breakdancing
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 11:11, archived)
# Break dancing
Big up the wiggly-worm
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 11:24, archived)
# How do I vote, the picture isn't clickable?
They all look good though
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 11:36, archived)
# Worked fine for me
Do you have your DHSM cache enabled?
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 14:31, archived)
# You can purchase clickpoints®
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 14:52, archived)
# ® is ©.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 20:54, archived)
# ʝɪʛʜƚ

edit: fuck
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 21:01, archived)
# Pappz
iii
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 11:54, archived)
# Pararazzi has the best lawsuit potential
so it gets my vote.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 13:04, archived)
# Bees please
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 14:28, archived)
# pizzarazzi
i mean pastarasta, errr ummm, you know...
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 14:54, archived)
# B
Not that I've recently been active enough to justify voting..
but B.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 15:47, archived)
# C for me. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 20:52, archived)
# F as in fuck
(, Thu 26 Nov 2015, 8:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 4:45, archived)
# WOW WOW YES WOW
A Woo! just for the digit count. That's me happy all day now
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 7:00, archived)
# I hope it's not just her leg that has just grow
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 7:23, archived)
# Sunshine elephant would.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 8:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Needs more tits 8D
also
Can haz FP plz GSM?
3 eye Grownupcat
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry] also also
2 eye 2 mouth Grownupcat
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 9:40, archived)
[challenge entry] also also also
2 tongues b3ta
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 9:47, archived)
# Normally, I am very tolerant
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 14:22, archived)
#

(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 10:12, archived)
#
B3ta Gayshifter Atomic
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 10:19, archived)
# LEAVE ATMOIC ALONE
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 10:43, archived)
# ^
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 0:48, archived)
# of this, I am not tolerant.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 14:54, archived)
# FP THIS IN THREE WEEKS TIME!
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 20:07, archived)
# Woah!
Those lips and extra digits!
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 11:57, archived)
# SEX
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 0:49, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 0:34, archived)
# huh...oh
Ooooooooo!!!! :)
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 0:41, archived)
# *Puts on a Level 43 album*
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 7:23, archived)
[challenge entry] My heads broke.


(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 22:24, archived)
# Even this seppo likes your humo(u)r
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 23:16, archived)
# I swear, each time I see one of these, my eyes break
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 7:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 9:20, archived)
# FUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCK

again

FUCK
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 20:07, archived)
# You've cracked my eyes!
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 12:02, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 19:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 21:00, archived)
# with the swords of a thousand men...
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 21:36, archived)
# See ... that's what I meant but I got all flustered revisiting my teenage JLC crush.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 22:11, archived)
# GOOD TOIMES
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 22:51, archived)
# All of my sperms just rose up as one and screamed NO
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 23:11, archived)
# ignore this, just need a place to put the poll
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:33, archived)
#
When should the Christmas icons be turned on?




(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:34, archived)
# 9/11
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 12:51, archived)
# assclown
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:24, archived)
# Well I'd probably watch that
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 7:22, archived)
[challenge entry] They had to give their Smash Hits award back.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 16:35, archived)
# Y'know, I initially wasn't a fan of necrotising fasciitis, but it quickly grew on me
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 18:46, archived)
# I sat behind Chesney Hawkes on a flight to L.A a couple of years ago
He kept getting bothered by women of a certain age wanting autographs and photos and schnizz. He actually took it all very well and was polite and friendly to them all.
Top chesneying.

(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 20:45, archived)
# Good old Chesney.
From his Wikipedia:

"Entrepreneur Duncan Bannatyne is a fan, and Hawkes performed as a surprise at his birthday party."
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 23:57, archived)
# what all graphic designers/ illustrators are working on


sorry I just can't let this one go :D
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 11:49, archived)
# he needs to be 'putin' his tongue right on up in there.. show him vlad

(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 12:34, archived)
# haha he looks like predator :D
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 13:25, archived)
# So haut =)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 14:24, archived)
# This terrorist image is like a knife in the back for people who like to keep their yiffing humane
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 7:25, archived)
# haha ain't that the truth!
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 10:25, archived)
# also i like watchin you do it manually, while i do me manually
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 12:36, archived)
# It's what tattyshop was invented for
Never forget! XD
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 14:24, archived)
# exactly!!
that's what I keep telling the magistrate :D
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 10:26, archived)
# does the apple version have the same splash screen as microflop?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 14:31, archived)
# pigs the wrong way around!!!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 14:39, archived)
# spitroast!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 14:41, archived)
# Mmm
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 7:26, archived)
# I think it's safe to say David Cameron fucks pigs every which way
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 9:51, archived)
# but loose
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 10:29, archived)
# he's trying out a new flavour
keeping it spicey.
he's not as conservative as some would think
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 10:28, archived)
# Big Scary Bikers.

Long time lurker first time poster. Morning all.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 10:16, archived)
# Morning!
Great start! :D Welcome aboard!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 10:19, archived)
# Morning Ninj
Thank you.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 10:21, archived)
# runs away crying
welcome aboard :D
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 10:37, archived)
# i call dibs on the hot one, and sloppy seconds on the one with the desperate look in her eyes
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 10:45, archived)
#
The bigger one has always struck me as being one teaspoon of baking powder short of a sponge. A bit stabby.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 10:50, archived)
# Hello new person long time lurker. welcome
Don't forget to say hi on the Talk board as well :)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 11:47, archived)
# Once the boss disappears for his usual 3 hr lunch ha ha
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 12:14, archived)
# hello, new person
dave looks rather too convincing there
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 16:04, archived)
# Bloody hell
Welcome blah blah :)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 18:07, archived)
# Welcome
Very woosome!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 21:11, archived)
# Welcome new person
What kind of beard matching algorithm are you using?
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 7:27, archived)
# Welcome!
Shit, those 2 were scary before you did this!
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 14:05, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 9:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] da-dun-dun-dun-dun-cha-cha..
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 6:29, archived)
# i've had her
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 8:15, archived)
# no means no... no no means yes
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 9:25, archived)
# So's sunshine elephant
He even left a review on yelp
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 21:10, archived)
# =)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 11:48, archived)
# YEAH
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 16:39, archived)
# Well this is...
...em
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 18:08, archived)
# prolly bindun many times over
(, Mon 23 Nov 2015, 22:56, archived)
# i never tire of it
looks so real

(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 0:28, archived)
# Obviously fake.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 0:39, archived)
# I believe it has, yes
But it's always nice to see something like this pop up
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 20:09, archived)

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