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# sorry, bored
bored
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 5:06, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 5:45, archived)
# Wonder what your wallpaper is like...
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 10:10, archived)
# Dance of the icy temple
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 11:43, archived)
# *has epileptic fit*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 6 Dec 2015, 12:46, archived)
# *asks for a spare*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 15:18, archived)
# Your little grey cells, no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:04, archived)
# I'm trying to teach my brain to store everything in binary
framerates are soooo last year
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:48, archived)
# OMG
Now there's more!
A growth of this rate will mean certain death to all life as we know it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 19:50, archived)
# I'm just growing more brain tissue for data memory*
*(actual experiment by some university, I think)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 23:06, archived)
# Adblocks :[
Mods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 14:56, archived)
# Leave Britney Alone!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 15:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:17, archived)
# Eros.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:47, archived)
#


Click for bigger (242 kb)
(wizzer77, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 1:36, archived)
# that's fierce
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 6 Dec 2015, 1:37, archived)
# "Lollipops! And all free today! "
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 2:34, archived)
# freakeh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 2:37, archived)
# That's the face of a man going half-chub to full-lob
in about 6 seconds!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 11:53, archived)
# Sick paedo piglet noncey cunt
*not you obv
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 14:59, archived)
# mmmm, bun-sized
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] You have been watching...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 1:00, archived)
# Brilliant stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 1:22, archived)
# Thanks
I went to sleep with a weird mash of seven nation army and the dads army theme tune in my head
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 7:36, archived)
# and now i need to listen to seven nations army
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 17:12, archived)
# Soz, didn't see this until spazzing back today, but I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah, I know - my second Eddie Izzard thing...



BTW, the seamless photo of The Dreamers is not my doing.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 0:38, archived)
# I suffer from seam blindness.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Feat N.O.R.M


(Frogcloset (noun), Sat 5 Dec 2015, 23:35, archived)
# the fucking Danson is spot on
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 6 Dec 2015, 1:36, archived)
# you can't escape all the star wars advertising, even on the bbc
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 23:27, archived)
# :D
R2-2D only?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 0:18, archived)
# I thought it was some kind of advanced dildonics at first :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 6 Dec 2015, 1:37, archived)
# BANG! And it's Zygon.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 2:32, archived)
[challenge entry] no prizes for originality or skill, but sod it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 22:18, archived)
# Mock the Weak.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 23:18, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 6 Dec 2015, 1:36, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 13:25, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 21:08, archived)
# Don't you want me?
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 18:29, archived)
# brilliant - a truly worthy FP
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 19:06, archived)
# Well, bugger me, and thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 21:17, archived)
# if dogs could talk it would be saying
that's another fine mess etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 21:19, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 21:20, archived)
# DrKittenyBerk looked a bit like Hardy.
(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 21:35, archived)
# oh pedro
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 22:11, archived)
# Hey stranger! Your presence is missed.
Oh I could have pedro-ized the doggy. Another missed opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 22:18, archived)
# I'm here in spirit.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 23:31, archived)
# Like a ghost?
bows to the creator of the fucklift
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 23:55, archived)
# but...
...I, I, I wasn't even

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 3:47, archived)
# sexxxxxxxxxy
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 11:23, archived)
# hoobaby
brb
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:08, archived)
# Another fine mess you got us into.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 1:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 1:05, archived)
# ^ that rotter stole my punchline!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 3:45, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 2:30, archived)
# thnx
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 3:04, archived)
# John was already dead before this picture was taken
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 3:48, archived)
# Super
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 14:38, archived)
# Nicely that is :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] ?!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 20:03, archived)
# I like this.
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 5 Dec 2015, 20:18, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aemoQm4Gxus&t=11s
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 21:03, archived)
# Hey baby, I hear the reds/oranges/yellows/greens/blues/indigos/violets a-callin'...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 21:13, archived)
# you are under the effects of LSD
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 21:23, archived)
# MK-ULTRA. Not even once, man
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 22:48, archived)
# tossed salad
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] It's Saturday and I am not out driniking - Hence.........
.

.
2 in a row :(
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 19:11, archived)
# I am fairly sure you could slip that in to an album sleeve at hmv
and nobody would give a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick, dirty and doesn't really fit the brief....
.

.
....perfect....:-)
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 16:34, archived)
# ...which is fine, because GOOD humo(u)r cannot be categorized & packaged according to a standard.
That still doesn't guarantee 'funny'.

You succeeded. Did you know a genuine laugh is really part of a miniature healthy nervous breakdown?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 17:52, archived)
# I thought Benny Hill was pretty funny! *
* when I was 10
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 21:15, archived)
# &#128561;&#128561;
😱😱
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 6:52, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 2:31, archived)
# Not greatly original, but inspired by the Terrorist Synthesizers meme...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 5 Dec 2015, 15:09, archived)
# jihad's the way
uh-huh, uh-huh, i like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 16:08, archived)
# :D
You've been hangin'round that Tribs kid again?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 16:17, archived)
# me? never!
i'm a good girl, i am!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 16:22, archived)
# also, he forgot Bomb Jovi
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 17:01, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 17:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 18:24, archived)
#
that made me cough.
(ynotchat, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 10:15, archived)
# made me spray tea and possibly some shredded ginger via my nose, good job Farouk
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 5 Dec 2015, 16:58, archived)
# Halal & Goates, surely?
Their hit single 'Ham Eater'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 17:59, archived)
# Funny, funny, funny!
FP this NOW!
on second thought (where is b3ta's sever located?)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 18:00, archived)
# No problems... currently hosted in Germany
ISISISISISISIS hasn't blown up the Germans yet. They wouldn't dare as they'd have to deal with Merkel.

I notice that Rob has cunningly made sure the domain is registered to someone in San Francisco to further confuse the trail...
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 18:40, archived)
# !
blog.dubspot.com/files/2013/06/prophet_Horiz.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 20:08, archived)
# i would LOVE to have one of those, but all I can afford is BeBot for iPhone :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 20:56, archived)
# It's not the messiah, it's a very naughty toy.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 22:52, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 0:17, archived)
# a sad side-effect to paying off an iphone =(
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 5 Dec 2015, 21:58, archived)
# actually, it was provided by a former employer.
No sim card, just a few apps i like to keep on there
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 0:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Sometimes you're better off dead There's a cig in your hand and a bottle of red.



(Frogcloset (noun), Sat 5 Dec 2015, 15:01, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 14:16, archived)
# modsssss
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 14:44, archived)
# O, no!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 14:52, archived)
# nsfw surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 21:18, archived)
# safe version
(I helped save b3ta! More tea vicar?, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 22:16, archived)
# HaHa!!!!!!! FP this now!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 22:21, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 2:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 13:05, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] What am I gonna do?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry]


(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 13:10, archived)
# excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Crazy little thing called Bernard
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 12:34, archived)
# OK, I love this
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 12:43, archived)
# top shop
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 12:44, archived)
# love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 15:48, archived)
# to the FP!
see the little goblin..
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 16:56, archived)
# see his little feet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 17:07, archived)
# And his little nosey-wose...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 22:59, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 22:14, archived)
# Hahah!
Bibble
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 3:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Bangin'


Click for bigger (165 kb)
(Foxarino, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 1:46, archived)

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