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# B3ta
This site was funny once. Now, it's just crap ! Yes I know I'll get the naughty step. It ain't FUNNY anymore. The photoshopping is shit. Amateur. The jokes lamer than the king of lameland. You regulars are hanging on to the old days when this was a great website. Poor/slapdash/shit photo manipulation and crass jokes. Off to my naughty step because the truth hurts.Just wish contributors would try a bit harder. Not an enjoyable website anymore.
(Wibih, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 22:52, archived)
# Just wish contributors would try a bit harder? go on then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] UK, colloquial
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 20:00, archived)
# *you
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 21:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 22:33, archived)
# Good to see that Spaced is getting a third series.
Although tbh Pegg looks like he has AIDS now.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 22:58, archived)
# Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha!11!! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!©
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 23:01, archived)
# /ac
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 23:03, archived)
#
Not funny
(Wibih, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 22:54, archived)
# Aye, I already know that.
You can usually judge what works via the reaction or lack of (in this case).

Not the easiest challenge, though - don't think I'll be posting much to the icon members board this week.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 23:22, archived)
#


Click for bigger (77 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 17:03, archived)
# terrible internet bullying
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 17:20, archived)
# Hugs to Moley
Still love you bruv
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 18 Dec 2015, 0:41, archived)
# right back atcha honey bunny!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 18 Dec 2015, 10:27, archived)
# I don't believe this for a minute.
Surely there's only six people on /talk with 500 sock puppet accounts each?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 17:30, archived)
# you should see what they're saying about you right now...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 17:31, archived)
# *checks*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 17:55, archived)
# I don't like the font
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 17:37, archived)
# I didn't WANT you to like it.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 18:09, archived)
# I'm confused
I thought everybody on here made pictures for me to enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 20:25, archived)
# Oh!
sorry. Please provide me a list of acceptable typefaces. At this time I can only provide MS-Windows TrueType® Fonts.

This will have no bearing on our existing contractual agreement, and you will be paying the same low price for content.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 22:01, archived)
# Okay
- Helvetica
- Futura
- FF Din
- Courier New
- Courier Old
- Courier Slightly Less Old
- Courier Special "Star Wars" Edition
- Courier Comic Sans Serif Old Style
- Bell Centennial
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 22:22, archived)
# There will be a one-time typesetting fee of 1M spacebucks for
Courier Special "Star Wars" Edition
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Dec 2015, 0:11, archived)
# I like fonts
Someone with OCD was bothered by my company email sig block having 8 mixed fonts in it.
I really need to add more....
(Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Fri 18 Dec 2015, 9:29, archived)
# I find that it works best
if you choose a different font for every letter.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Dec 2015, 12:21, archived)
# Except
it will look like a ransom note.
(Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Sat 19 Dec 2015, 8:11, archived)
# there is only one black guy on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 17:47, archived)
# the rest are all honkies, snowdrops and caspers
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 17:48, archived)
# They attended a cultural diversity training recently
so many do black-face now.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 17:57, archived)
# I saw them doing a spec script
one a White Exploitation movie called "Whiteula", about the billionaire inventor of Tippex. Sounded horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 18:50, archived)
# it really does! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 19:52, archived)
# Needs more bitter dysfunctional overweight homosexuals.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 18:18, archived)
# Don't go!
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 19:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 19:28, archived)
# I wonder if b3ta will still be around in 90 years.


Or did you mean 5 past 9?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 18:19, archived)
# oops!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 18:48, archived)
# haha only just spotted that myself
I guess numbers fade into the background when you're cracking one off to all the beautiful lawbreakers

*said in a Sheriff John Bunnell voice)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 18 Dec 2015, 11:27, archived)
# They're so gonna getcha
also wtf you've posted 31 messages on the talk board
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 18:57, archived)
# 31 times I have sinned against all that I hold dear
I feel so, so very dirty
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 19:10, archived)
# Ewww
dirty dog
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 19:13, archived)
# you? ...ZERO?!?
*bows & prays
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 19:10, archived)
# I should make a badge XD
you can't have one obv
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 19:17, archived)
# Talk Virgin
"Be gentle with me"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 19:52, archived)
# Knobsacks©.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 19:11, archived)
# oh hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 19:20, archived)
# It's pronounced "Ho! Ho! Ho!" at this time of year, you heathen.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 19:48, archived)
# Knobsack©
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 20:23, archived)
# Also l ike Ho l iday?
Your fontisfucked
\o/ XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 19:25, archived)
# My TOAP tool is 14 years old (Paint Shop Pro v8 )
I blame bit-rot
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 20:19, archived)
# now do /links
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 19:41, archived)
#
i.imgur.com/JOrrF.png
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 22:30, archived)
# This is a fun game. 44 times for me.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 19:45, archived)
# upset TOAPer is upset
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 20:14, archived)
# oh! I thought I smelled dirty feet in here
hyuk hyuk hyuk!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 20:17, archived)
# Also, the term 'upset' was replaced by 'TESPU'. It has been this way for quite a few months now.
Please try harder to assimilate with our culture
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 22:04, archived)
# FP this now
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 18 Dec 2015, 0:37, archived)
# You terrible person
I'm only on 20 /talk posts AND I've been here longer.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 18 Dec 2015, 2:31, archived)
# I think your picture was in there somewhere
www.stlmugshots.com/index.php
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:39, archived)
[challenge entry] David Cameron Fucks Pigs' Head
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 17:01, archived)
# *cough*
accept.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 17:02, archived)
# do you think you would of done better?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 17:04, archived)
# would *have* done better
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 17:14, archived)
# words've wisdom
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 18:00, archived)
# How many back-forth insults do we have before I can compare you to Hitler?
I'm late for lunch
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 18:01, archived)
# That looks t'be three.
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Fri 18 Dec 2015, 15:02, archived)
# That Camerons a rite illitrate count
*semi-ninja edit*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 17:04, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 19:01, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 20:02, archived)
[challenge entry] BREAKING NEWS Chelsea sack Jose
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 15:01, archived)
# thank god you didn't go for a back, sack and crack joke
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 15:01, archived)
# and now I have said image in my mind...
cheers...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] NWOT
(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 15:27, archived)
# Ah, cold, hard cash
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 17:15, archived)
# No reason...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 14:48, archived)
# no reasons are the best reasons
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] O:
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 13:58, archived)
# He was complaining that there was a little nip in the air, I heard
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 14:42, archived)
# Must be through a chink in his armour.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 14:59, archived)
# my name is ting
im a waitress, when im at work and i hear ting i dont know if someone called my name or if someones meal is ready... then on the bus on the way home i press the button to get off and it goes ting tong... i think how the bus know my last name??

** all stolen from a very funny young girl doing stand up at comedy festival i went to once, i neither endorse or am associated with asian waitresses or their union.
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry]


www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-35113332
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 13:15, archived)
# Top notch!
As always
(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 13:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 14:08, archived)
# Blow-up bride
(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 13:09, archived)
# hahaha!
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 13:15, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 17 Dec 2015, 13:23, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
you old fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 13:27, archived)
# Thank you!
veeerrrrr much
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 17 Dec 2015, 13:34, archived)
# Rob needs to start ordering the 24 pack of candles
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 14:44, archived)
# This is just lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 17:39, archived)
# This is great.
I can't stop watching. What did he expect.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 17:58, archived)
# Relationships, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 18:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 19:06, archived)
# Love your username :)

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] *Sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Also...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 12:26, archived)
# phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 14:08, archived)
# Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Putin at loggerheads with Turkey
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 10:43, archived)
# Loggerheads, Denbighshire or Loggerheads, Staffordshire?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 10:46, archived)
# Staffordshire...
...silly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 10:53, archived)
# In Soviet Russia turkey gobbles you...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 10:42, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Also, have a PFFFFFFT! You big silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 11:08, archived)
# it's doing a good job to be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 11:16, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 13:17, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 14:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Since the board's racing along...


www.bbc.com/news/uk-35115685
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 10:37, archived)
# *SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 12:09, archived)
# You terrible human being.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 12:50, archived)
# oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 13:17, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 19:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Sounds like a fair swap
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 9:42, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 15:18, archived)
# It's spelt SPUDS
Jusayin'
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Prison 'must do more to stop grooming'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 9:37, archived)
# Pornographic Trash!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry] the worrying thing for me is I've eaten at that Nando's

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 9:36, archived)
# That must be rather Gaulle-ing for you
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 9:59, archived)
# it was ok, I divided de Gaulle into three parts
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 10:19, archived)
# Four.
You forgot the small village of indomitable de Gaulles holding out against the Roman invaders.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MISUNDERSTOOD HEADLINES

This week we want you to deliberately misunderstand the news. Read a headline and show us what you think the story is about, without examining the facts.
e.g. "Adele cleaned up at an awards ceremony"
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 23:33, archived)
# just been to see "the force awakens"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 17 Dec 2015, 3:07, archived)
# just went to see it
I'm uploading a 4 hour review I did for my podcast over analysing every aspect of the film
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 9:01, archived)
[challenge entry] !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 9:38, archived)
# Oof
bit sore that
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 17 Dec 2015, 12:59, archived)
#


Click for bigger (160 kb)
(Prof. Blenkinsopp, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 21:54, archived)
# The Post Office should definitely release this ....
IMHO
(clicked)
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 22:05, archived)
# Bob Harris
Would approve :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 23:42, archived)
# Ssshshhhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 17 Dec 2015, 13:02, archived)
# GCHQ's Christmas colouring competition is actually pretty easy.
(A Nonny Mouse, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 17:03, archived)
# LOLZ
I'm laughing because the puzzles on Part 5 of the "quiz" have taken over my life for the past 5 days :/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 17:09, archived)
# In which case, it may not be a quiz, it may be a homegrown MK-ULTRA project
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 17:43, archived)
# sleeping in my house, eating my food.....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 17:47, archived)
# hahaha
I started that first one and after 5 mins said, "Fuck this waste of my friggin' time!" 5 days you'll never get back!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 18:24, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11126277
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 18:28, archived)

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