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# "Samwise you PLONKER!"

(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:15, archived)
# why is Jimmy Carr there?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:34, archived)
# haha
he's everywhere these days, can't escape the bastard
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:04, archived)
# Gaaaah! Del-do's face is melting!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:35, archived)
# hahahaha, Deldo!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:05, archived)
# Haha!!
Excellent Q! :D
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:40, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:05, archived)
# Hahhaha
Excellent stuff!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:40, archived)
# Cheers
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:05, archived)
# Brill
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:15, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:50, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Snooker Players - Play with their names, or their faces, or their balls
New films old games - Make Spectrum or C64 tie-ins for this years Oscar nominations
Expectation vs Reality - 2 panel jokes e.g. 1. The crafted Burger on a Fast food menu 2. The stacked mess you get in a box
Save Apple - iPhone sales are dropping, help the poor multi billion dollar company by inventing new gadgets


(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 8:43, archived)
# this week i will be donating my vote to the b3tard with the most obscure fact.
failing that, then my vote will be sent overseas on a goodwill journey.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:20, archived)
# Hedy Lamarr helped develop a radio-controlled torpedo system
Still my favourite Wikipedia discovery to date
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:41, archived)
# that is pretty cool.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:45, archived)
# the noise glaciers make when melting is called "bergy seltzer"
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:53, archived)
# Bergy Seltzer
sounds like a Jewish jazz singer.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:56, archived)
# you can fit a morrisons bought haggis in a tesco bought full chicken.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:11, archived)
# sounds like a fun night.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:15, archived)
# brb =)
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:14, archived)
# Every year on the 12th February
The Daily Telegraph newspaper posts a birthday greeting to Gromit, the plasticine dog
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:18, archived)
# well that's just daft.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:35, archived)
# The dog in 'The Littlest Hobo' was called London
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:12, archived)
# Slash has two kids, one of which is called London.
I'm not sure if they were named after afore mentioned dog or not?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:20, archived)
# Suicide is Painless - the title song for MASH
Turns out it was Altman's then 14 year old son who wrote the lyrics. This may or may not explain a lot.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:45, archived)
# bet he made a bunch of cash off that
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:02, archived)
# The new Star Wars is exactly the same as the first one
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 19:00, archived)
#
you can cut glass underwater with a pair of scissors
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 19:14, archived)
# Odobenine
look it up.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 21:22, archived)
# "stacked mess in a box"
What's the most nsfw thing I can post without getting permabanned?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:28, archived)
# HA
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:38, archived)
# B or C
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:07, archived)
# B please bob
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:08, archived)
# Nah that's alright don't worry about it
Thanks all the same though
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:16, archived)
# It doesn't matter which is voted for because the shittest option available will be chosen
as usual

*grumpy*
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:34, archived)
# does somebody need a soda?
hey champ? soda?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:46, archived)
# YES
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:11, archived)
# alright pumpkin
just chill your boots yeah, I'll go get a soda.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:13, archived)
#
thanks
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:18, archived)
# do you mean, you always vote for one no one else votes for?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:05, archived)
# Maybe
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:19, archived)
# Suggest a few you'd like.
It increases the probability of getting one you want, anyway.
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/

Also, I do wonder why no one (myself included) doesn't just run with the one they like the most regardless. Sure there's a weird psychological conditioning reason for that.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:07, archived)
# You're right
I am going to just do the one I like most and compo it regardless
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 15:39, archived)
# Have my vote and cheer up :)
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:31, archived)
# cheers Hekim
I shall not waste it
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 15:40, archived)
# Oo,
B or D
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:41, archived)
# expectations
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:48, archived)
# B and I've pissed mesen.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:03, archived)
# Snooker
I wouldn't understand a thing unless people also post the names of the players but seems ripe for puns.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 16:39, archived)
# F please
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] not happy one bit

bugger off you happy kent!!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 3:21, archived)
# Gillian McKeith deciding whether to do Big Brother or stay at home working on her giant faeces mountain
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 21:04, archived)
# What a load of shit
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 21:46, archived)
# She looks great.
For 110
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 21:58, archived)
# This... this means something
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 23:17, archived)
# yup. mashed potatoes all week
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 0:03, archived)
# Macbeth's a brilliant play, isn't it? The witches especially.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 0:06, archived)
# Hubble Bubble Jobbie Trouble
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 0:35, archived)
# Reminds me of the bath scene in 'Shining'
*bokes*
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:11, archived)
[challenge entry] revamped cigarette cards


(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 20:13, archived)
#
may I be the first to congratulate you on a great post.
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 20:21, archived)
# Nice
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 20:24, archived)
# GREAT work
clicks
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 20:31, archived)
# I vomited with joy.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] From the Files of Police Squad!
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 16:34, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 16:56, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Overbite


(Just fancied trying the eye technique I saw in a Gilliam book.)
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 20:29, archived)
# Max Headroom's looking well...
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 0:05, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 20:32, archived)
# The voices made me do it.
That's probably why it's so shit.

(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 16:14, archived)
# JP!
\o/ How the devil are you? :D

Special Gnops
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 16:57, archived)
# yaay! a gnops thread!


(not my best but a new quickie)
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 17:18, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 17:27, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 17:33, archived)
# wish I was going to see his stage show
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 19:09, archived)
# Oh, you don't see many of those these days, do you?
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 21:35, archived)
# Leave R...
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 21:37, archived)
# Grunty!
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 19:32, archived)
[challenge entry] those pesky voices
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 20:46, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 16:10, archived)
# I thought it was for Maggie? ;)
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] if you build it he will come

(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 15:19, archived)
# waits for animation
:(
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 15:21, archived)
# who? Hulk Hogan?
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 15:22, archived)
# afternoon
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 14:12, archived)
# These would make great T-shirts!
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 14:22, archived)
# you can order one, just send a message.
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 14:32, archived)
# It's very nice, but could you remove the MOFAHA WAS RIGHT bit?
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 14:48, archived)
# sure thing!
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 14:58, archived)
# But he was though
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 15:01, archived)
# pfft! ABOUT WHAT?
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 15:23, archived)
# About b3ta's own hexachordal being a massive nonce rapist.
Look it up, he raped an underage girl.
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 16:16, archived)
# So did Bowie
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 16:49, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] ning


(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 11:22, archived)
# Ginger'ning tto you too
Rob no nose
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 11:55, archived)
# You wot m8?

(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:41, archived)
# Bit gingist m8
jusayin
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 13:12, archived)
# Shame on a ginga
who try to run game on a ginga!
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 14:01, archived)
# Fresh!
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 21:34, archived)
# poor dog :(

I wonder if anyone's ever done a Breaking Bad / Annie mashup...
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 14:48, archived)
# late morning
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 11:07, archived)
# Do do, do, do dooooooo...
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 10:00, archived)
# HAHA, very good
"Is this a burger I see before me?"
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 10:02, archived)
# Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf,
Witches' mummy, maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark,
Root of hemlock digg'd i' the dark,
Liver of blaspheming Jew,
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Silver'd in the moon's eclipse,
Nose of Turk and Tartar's lips,
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver'd by a drab,
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto extract of horse,
That's how we make our Big Mac sauce.
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 13:00, archived)
# Lead on, McPuff.
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 13:12, archived)
#
Drink sir, is a great provoker of three things….nose painting, sleep and urine.
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:15, archived)
# I've been by this a couple of times,
it finally soaked in :) WOO!
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 14:50, archived)
# Why did my evening thread get deleted yesterday?
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 9:07, archived)
# You didn't post one, you were too excited by all the cheese
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 9:23, archived)
# did so, it's in my autocomplete
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 9:44, archived)
# it's not in your post history
deleted things appear there as (deleted)
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 10:34, archived)
# have you checked /links, it may have been moved to there
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 9:43, archived)
# YEAH?
I thought it was your best evening thread too. HOW COULD THEY?
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 9:51, archived)
# I can still see it
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 11:24, archived)
# maybe someone has you on ignore**
I think that has odd consequences as such.


**I have no idea why that would be
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 14:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 4:50, archived)
# neck smells great
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 5:19, archived)
# Is that Adams nose?
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 6:51, archived)
# Stay sexy Pedro.
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 10:00, archived)
# Emma Snotson?
I'd like to see her touch her nose with her tongue
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 10:20, archived)
# Please provide proof of knickers
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 11:29, archived)
# well, jeeez, let me get some on first
BRB
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 14:51, archived)
# o__0
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 17:13, archived)
#

(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 21:38, archived)
# Would.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Beat It
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 1:09, archived)
# B is for Bad, or Batman
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Itchcocks


bindun?
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 22:13, archived)
# "Yes Mrs Patterson"
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 9:58, archived)
# Leave Jo Brand alone! :(
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 11:30, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 14:48, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 14:52, archived)
# =)
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 17:10, archived)
# Business as usual.
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 21:39, archived)
# your ass looks small in this picture
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 22:10, archived)
# If it was Blackpool
they'd be covered in graffiti by now
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 22:15, archived)
# If it was Liverpool
it would have been nicked by now.
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 23:17, archived)
# If it was Dundee
it'd be deep-fried by now.
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 0:59, archived)
# If it was Brighton
It'd be covered in jizz
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 7:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Pang
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I call this piece "Donkey Dick".
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 20:09, archived)
# This is not penis. This is salami of national pride.
Get out of my country!
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 20:34, archived)
[challenge entry] AND...AND....
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 20:41, archived)
#

(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 21:32, archived)
# "Hello, Daaaave?"
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 21:47, archived)
# ...and yet the mods
...are swamped ;)
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 20:40, archived)
# Hey, man...tonight..I JUST DON'T CARE!!
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 20:41, archived)
# you're a rebel -- I dig it!
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 20:46, archived)
# I done b00bs and everything.
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] More willy fun.
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 21:00, archived)
# Norman Pluckwell
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 21:10, archived)
# "When I'm in the shower, I always wash my hair" - Normal Rockwell.
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 21:49, archived)
# I always feel like, somebody's drawing me
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 22:02, archived)
# Which one is Donkey Dick?
Wait what did you search for? BUMDA?
And don't say something back about me in anyway. It's bullying m8
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 21:27, archived)
# I think they're rugby players
that makes it not gay, or something.
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 21:30, archived)
# Hmmmm
I guess so. Anyway if they were real gays they would have yellow ear defenders on
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 21:33, archived)
# ...and dust masks
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 21:36, archived)
# MODS!! I'M TELLING...
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 21:50, archived)
# You massive pair of bumdas.
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 21:58, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 22:02, archived)

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