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"Samwise you PLONKER!"
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:15,
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why is Jimmy Carr there?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:34,
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haha
he's everywhere these days, can't escape the bastard
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:04,
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Gaaaah! Del-do's face is melting!
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:35,
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hahahaha, Deldo!
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:05,
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Haha!!
Excellent Q! :D
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Ninj ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:40,
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:)
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:05,
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Hahhaha
Excellent stuff!
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XLVII .uk ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:40,
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Cheers
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:05,
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Brill
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:15,
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:)
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:50,
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IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Snooker Players - Play with their names, or their faces, or their ballsNew films old games - Make Spectrum or C64 tie-ins for this years Oscar nominationsExpectation vs Reality - 2 panel jokes e.g. 1. The crafted Burger on a Fast food menu 2. The stacked mess you get in a boxSave Apple - iPhone sales are dropping, help the poor multi billion dollar company by inventing new gadgets
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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 8:43,
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this week i will be donating my vote to the b3tard with the most obscure fact.
failing that, then my vote will be sent overseas on a goodwill journey.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:20,
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Hedy Lamarr helped develop a radio-controlled torpedo system
Still my favourite Wikipedia discovery to date
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:41,
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that is pretty cool.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:45,
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the noise glaciers make when melting is called "bergy seltzer"
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:53,
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Bergy Seltzer
sounds like a Jewish jazz singer.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:56,
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you can fit a morrisons bought haggis in a tesco bought full chicken.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:11,
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sounds like a fun night.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:15,
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brb =)
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hekim 66 ΙΚΖπ ΚΙnβ² uooW ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:14,
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Every year on the 12th February
The Daily Telegraph newspaper posts a birthday greeting to Gromit, the plasticine dog
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:18,
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well that's just daft.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:35,
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The dog in 'The Littlest Hobo' was called London
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hekim 66 ΙΚΖπ ΚΙnβ² uooW ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:12,
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Slash has two kids, one of which is called London.
I'm not sure if they were named after afore mentioned dog or not?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:20,
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Suicide is Painless - the title song for MASH
Turns out it was Altman's then 14 year old son who wrote the lyrics. This may or may not explain a lot.
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:45,
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bet he made a bunch of cash off that
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:02,
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The new Star Wars is exactly the same as the first one
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 19:00,
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you can cut glass underwater with a pair of scissors
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unclepills ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 19:14,
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Odobenine
look it up.
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An Egg ,D ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 21:22,
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"stacked mess in a box"
What's the most nsfw thing I can post without getting permabanned?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:28,
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HA
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:38,
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B or C
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:07,
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B please bob
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:08,
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Nah that's alright don't worry about it
Thanks all the same though
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hekim 66 ΙΚΖπ ΚΙnβ² uooW ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:16,
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It doesn't matter which is voted for because the shittest option available will be chosen
as usual *grumpy*
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:34,
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does somebody need a soda?
hey champ? soda?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:46,
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YES
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:11,
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alright pumpkin
just chill your boots yeah, I'll go get a soda.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:13,
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thanks
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:18,
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do you mean, you always vote for one no one else votes for?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:05,
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Maybe
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:19,
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Suggest a few you'd like.
It increases the probability of getting one you want, anyway.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/ Also, I do wonder why no one (myself included) doesn't just run with the one they like the most regardless. Sure there's a weird psychological conditioning reason for that.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:07,
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You're right
I am going to just do the one I like most and compo it regardless
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 15:39,
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Have my vote and cheer up :)
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hekim 66 ΙΚΖπ ΚΙnβ² uooW ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:31,
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cheers Hekim
I shall not waste it
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 15:40,
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Oo,
B or D
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:41,
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expectations
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:48,
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B and I've pissed mesen.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:03,
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Snooker
I wouldn't understand a thing unless people also post the names of the players but seems ripe for puns.
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 16:39,
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F please
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An Egg ,D ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 21:23,
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not happy one bit
bugger off you happy kent!!
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s-drop take it to the bridge ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 3:21,
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Gillian McKeith deciding whether to do Big Brother or stay at home working on her giant faeces mountain
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 21:04,
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What a load of shit
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 21:46,
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She looks great.
For 110
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Huw Edwards #notalljews ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 21:58,
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This... this means something
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Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦ ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 23:17,
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yup. mashed potatoes all week
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 0:03,
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Macbeth's a brilliant play, isn't it? The witches especially.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 0:06,
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Hubble Bubble Jobbie Trouble
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 0:35,
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Reminds me of the bath scene in 'Shining'
*bokes*
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:11,
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revamped cigarette cards
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 20:13,
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may I be the first to congratulate you on a great post.
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 20:21,
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Nice
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 20:24,
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GREAT work
clicks
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 20:31,
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I vomited with joy.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 0:06,
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From the Files of Police Squad!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 16:34,
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Hahaha
:D
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Ninj ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 16:56,
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ha ha ha ha!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 19:48,
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Overbite
(Just fancied trying the eye technique I saw in a Gilliam book.)
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 20:29,
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Max Headroom's looking well...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 0:05,
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hahaha
very good
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 20:32,
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The voices made me do it.
That's probably why it's so shit.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 16:14,
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JP!
\o/ How the devil are you? :DSpecial Gnops
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Ninj ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 16:57,
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yaay! a gnops thread!
(not my best but a new quickie)
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 17:18,
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:)
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Ninj ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 17:27,
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:)
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 17:33,
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wish I was going to see his stage show
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 19:09,
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Oh, you don't see many of those these days, do you?
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unclepills ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 21:35,
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Leave R...
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 21:37,
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Grunty!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 19:32,
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those pesky voices
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 20:46,
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 16:10,
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I thought it was for Maggie? ;)
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 17:36,
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if you build it he will come
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 15:19,
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waits for animation
:(
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 15:21,
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who? Hulk Hogan?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 15:22,
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afternoon
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 14:12,
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These would make great T-shirts!
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Ninj ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 14:22,
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you can order one, just send a message.
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 14:32,
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It's very nice, but could you remove the MOFAHA WAS RIGHT bit?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 14:48,
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sure thing!
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 14:58,
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But he was though
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 15:01,
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pfft! ABOUT WHAT?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 15:23,
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About b3ta's own hexachordal being a massive nonce rapist.
Look it up, he raped an underage girl.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 16:16,
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So did Bowie
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 16:49,
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 15:04,
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ning
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 11:22,
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Ginger'ning tto you too
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hekim 66 ΙΚΖπ ΚΙnβ² uooW ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 11:55,
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You wot m8?
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:41,
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Bit gingist m8
jusayin
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hekim 66 ΙΚΖπ ΚΙnβ² uooW ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 13:12,
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Shame on a ginga
who try to run game on a ginga!
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 14:01,
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Fresh!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 21:34,
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poor dog :(
I wonder if anyone's ever done a Breaking Bad / Annie mashup...
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 14:48,
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late morning
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 11:07,
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Do do, do, do dooooooo...
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Ninj ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 10:00,
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HAHA, very good
"Is this a burger I see before me?"
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 10:02,
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Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf,
Witches' mummy, maw and gulf Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark, Root of hemlock digg'd i' the dark, Liver of blaspheming Jew, Gall of goat, and slips of yew Silver'd in the moon's eclipse, Nose of Turk and Tartar's lips, Finger of birth-strangled babe Ditch-deliver'd by a drab, Make the gruel thick and slab: Add thereto extract of horse, That's how we make our Big Mac sauce.
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Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦ ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 13:00,
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Lead on, McPuff.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 13:12,
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Drink sir, is a great provoker of three thingsβ¦.nose painting, sleep and urine.
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Flash_Bastard ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:15,
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I've been by this a couple of times,
it finally soaked in :) WOO!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 14:50,
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Why did my evening thread get deleted yesterday?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 9:07,
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You didn't post one, you were too excited by all the cheese
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 9:23,
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did so, it's in my autocomplete
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 9:44,
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it's not in your post history
deleted things appear there as (deleted)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 10:34,
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have you checked /links, it may have been moved to there
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 9:43,
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YEAH?
I thought it was your best evening thread too. HOW COULD THEY?
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 9:51,
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I can still see it
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hekim 66 ΙΚΖπ ΚΙnβ² uooW ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 11:24,
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maybe someone has you on ignore**
I think that has odd consequences as such.**I have no idea why that would be
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 14:51,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 4:50,
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neck smells great
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 5:19,
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Is that Adams nose?
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 6:51,
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Stay sexy Pedro.
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Shlvng ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 10:00,
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Emma Snotson?
I'd like to see her touch her nose with her tongue
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 10:20,
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Please provide proof of knickers
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hekim 66 ΙΚΖπ ΚΙnβ² uooW ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 11:29,
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well, jeeez, let me get some on first
BRB
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 14:51,
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o__0
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hekim 66 ΙΚΖπ ΚΙnβ² uooW ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 17:13,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 21:38,
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Would.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:08,
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Beat It
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Alligator ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 1:09,
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B is for Bad, or Batman
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 10:08,
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Itchcocks
bindun?
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Mon 25 Jan 2016, 22:13,
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"Yes Mrs Patterson"
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 9:58,
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Leave Jo Brand alone! :(
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hekim 66 ΙΚΖπ ΚΙnβ² uooW ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 11:30,
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:D
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 14:48,
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ha ha ha!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 14:52,
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=)
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hekim 66 ΙΚΖπ ΚΙnβ² uooW ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 17:10,
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Business as usual.
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wizzer77 ,
Mon 25 Jan 2016, 21:39,
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your ass looks small in this picture
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 25 Jan 2016, 22:10,
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If it was Blackpool
they'd be covered in graffiti by now
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Mon 25 Jan 2016, 22:15,
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If it was Liverpool
it would have been nicked by now.
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Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦ ,
Mon 25 Jan 2016, 23:17,
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If it was Dundee
it'd be deep-fried by now.
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Shlvng ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 0:59,
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If it was Brighton
It'd be covered in jizz
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 26 Jan 2016, 7:45,
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Pang
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Mon 25 Jan 2016, 21:37,
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I call this piece "Donkey Dick".
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Mon 25 Jan 2016, 20:09,
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This is not penis. This is salami of national pride.
Get out of my country!
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Mon 25 Jan 2016, 20:34,
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AND...AND....
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Mon 25 Jan 2016, 20:41,
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 25 Jan 2016, 21:32,
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"Hello, Daaaave?"
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Mon 25 Jan 2016, 21:47,
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...and yet the mods
...are swamped ;)
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 25 Jan 2016, 20:40,
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Hey, man...tonight..I JUST DON'T CARE!!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Mon 25 Jan 2016, 20:41,
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you're a rebel -- I dig it!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 25 Jan 2016, 20:46,
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I done b00bs and everything.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Mon 25 Jan 2016, 20:51,
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More willy fun.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Mon 25 Jan 2016, 21:00,
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Norman Pluckwell
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 25 Jan 2016, 21:10,
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"When I'm in the shower, I always wash my hair" - Normal Rockwell.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Mon 25 Jan 2016, 21:49,
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I always feel like, somebody's drawing me
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 25 Jan 2016, 22:02,
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Which one is Donkey Dick?
Wait what did you search for? BUMDA? And don't say something back about me in anyway. It's bullying m8
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 25 Jan 2016, 21:27,
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I think they're rugby players
that makes it not gay, or something.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 25 Jan 2016, 21:30,
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Hmmmm
I guess so. Anyway if they were real gays they would have yellow ear defenders on
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 25 Jan 2016, 21:33,
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...and dust masks
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 25 Jan 2016, 21:36,
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MODS!! I'M TELLING...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Mon 25 Jan 2016, 21:50,
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You massive pair of bumdas.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Mon 25 Jan 2016, 21:58,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 25 Jan 2016, 22:02,
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