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[challenge entry] where should we go now paul?
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 11:32, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 11:34, archived)
# This is fantastic!
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 14:59, archived)
# lovely
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 15:38, archived)
# need someone to put me through about this robots
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 15:59, archived)
# Brilliant!!
:D
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 16:47, archived)
# woo!
yay!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2016, 1:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Dark side of the room
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry] ha, old people are funny.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 10:11, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm 87 ya know...
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 10:24, archived)
# you have lovely thighs
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 10:40, archived)
# Shopped images only etc.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 11:00, archived)
# God Adele's faux ironic album titles
Shit me to tears.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - OAP ALBUMS

Phil Collins has updated his album covers to show his current aged, grumpy face. Lets take inspiration from the old git and make all the other album art appeal to the elderly.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 8:42, archived)
# Have you seen the current album chart? The only people who buy albums are the elderly. You don't need to change nuffin.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 8:53, archived)
# I remember when this was all spinny bits of plastic with holes in them and a reflective foil layer
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 8:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Q&D
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 8:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice work :D
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 9:23, archived)
# Bravo!
Lovely
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 10:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 9:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 9:38, archived)
# i give up
what have you changed?
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 10:10, archived)
# It is confusing...
Surely Werther's packaging has changed over the years?
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 10:46, archived)
# surely
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 11:37, archived)
# he's been doin that for ages
it'll drop off
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 12:12, archived)
# how long did you watch him for? :D
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 12:43, archived)
# i didn't realise I could stop?
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 13:15, archived)
# yes. yes you can stop
remember your family, the kids are crying. go to them. love them.
not in that way
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 13:21, archived)
# i want to stop...
i really do...
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 13:31, archived)
# you know what you have to do
it's not really the cowards way out
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 17:30, archived)
# its ok
I made a sandwich and that took my mind off things.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 19:37, archived)
# Google has blocked me from searching for album covers now
:(
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 9:51, archived)
# Yay new image challenge
I was sick and tired of seeing banan.....ahhhh :(
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 11:46, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
OAP Albums - Redesign album covers for the elderly
Kids TV battles - mighty mouse vs danger mouse, grange hill vs byker grove
If dogs had jobs - Show us the joy of canine employment
New Muppets - invent new characters for The Muppet Show and Sesame Street

(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 22:49, archived)
# put jeremy hunt's head on a chippendale
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 23:47, archived)
# ...literally. No Photoshopping allowed.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 0:12, archived)
# An actual piece of furniture.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 1:24, archived)
# The Human Cuntipede
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 1:29, archived)
# 'shop this now^^^
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 1:33, archived)
# if schweppes did miracle mineral solution
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 23:52, archived)
# sausages with hats on
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 23:52, archived)
# A), please...and a massive jet of hot piss too...
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 1:06, archived)
# Big F*cking Tree Chickens!!
...failing that:
if dogs had jobs
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 1:13, archived)
# does being a mod count as a job?
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 6:59, archived)
# I vote for freedom
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 2:51, archived)
# Make America Great Britain Again
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 3:10, archived)
# Make australia unknown to you shitheads again
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 14:41, archived)
# they can take our lives
but they'll never take us seriously
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 13:26, archived)
# albums
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 7:32, archived)
# bumfish
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 8:14, archived)
# hats made out of sausages
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 8:20, archived)
# Right. I didn't get a chance to vote so I'll just piss my pants.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 21:15, archived)
# I wasn't going to post this but seeing as I'm on fire....

I will be doing a mural of this in London on Monday. :D
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 18:39, archived)
# nice.
I have similar ones of Hendrix and bob Marley as tattoos.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 19:41, archived)
#
is not fire, is only drill
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 19:43, archived)
# Happy candles.
Where will it appear BTW?
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 20:56, archived)
# Thank you
It looks like it will be Leake Street unless I can find a wall in Camden.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 11:25, archived)
# its like the ghost of mofaha
filters... meh
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 2:52, archived)
# FILTAD
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 9:19, archived)
# Hahaha yeah filters
I put a gaussian blur over all of the white. Does it need more? *chortle*
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 11:27, archived)
# seems a bit disrespectful to put your name in his afro
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 14:42, archived)
# It just doesn't flow in a song does it.
:)
(, Tue 3 May 2016, 7:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Prince Leia
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 13:47, archived)
# What haircut matching algorithm are you using?
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 14:02, archived)
# wot?
it's a trap?
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 14:29, archived)
# this is what Jafar looks like at weekends
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 14:44, archived)
# star phwoars
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 15:38, archived)
# I RECOGNISED YOUR FOUL STENCH ETC.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 18:29, archived)
# Pffft
This made me lose air rapidly :)
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 18:36, archived)
# Aghhh
I'm burning!!1
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 18:36, archived)
# *urinates on you while shouting "WAXY CANDLES TO YOOOOOOO!!" very aggressively.*
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry] hello
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 12:53, archived)
# thith ith exthellenth
*wipeth thcreen*
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 13:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 14:45, archived)
# I like this but.....
as ath
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 15:37, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 15:38, archived)
# Thor's got hammerth or something.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 18:29, archived)
# Hehehe
Nithely
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 18:42, archived)
# Thop value.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 18:53, archived)
# You, thir, are a thilly
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 19:54, archived)
# pfft!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 20:57, archived)
# Yay!
Brill!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 10:15, archived)
# I like this
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 14:43, archived)
# oop
cheeky pea
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 15:38, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 18:42, archived)
# "My new tattoo has really improved my online dating!"
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 8:12, archived)
# No way I'm clicking that
Prolly aidz virus or something
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 8:19, archived)
# I love ponies or some such shit
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 10:10, archived)
# Then vote Vermin Supreme!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 11:00, archived)
# 5th date?
What a floozy!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 11:35, archived)
# I'd like to text her all night long until I've used up all my data allowance ifyernowadimean
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 15:41, archived)
# and then 'top up'
;);)
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry] wonder-trump powers activate ~ form of a giant mexiwall!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 5:33, archived)
# Not even once!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 8:20, archived)
# so, "not even" then
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 8:36, archived)
# Human Swastika!
:)
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 10:55, archived)
# Looks like he's about to spew.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 2:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 0:31, archived)
# Don't just post stuff without telling me what chapter it is
Also I think she maybe alright
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 0:41, archived)
# she never really hits -- PT I

PT II -- Wrath of Jhan
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 0:43, archived)
# Ah OK now I understand
*does sic*
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 0:54, archived)
# I went down a ladder in a very similar fashionable fashion. Dense round pea-gravel roof -- fun times!!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 0:56, archived)
# Is you still fallened? :(
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 1:00, archived)
# ha ha, no!
I was set up in front of a lunch room window on the 2nd floor -- pulling cables. One of the girls inside said that I made the funniest face & it looked like I was trying to grab the glass on the way down.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 1:02, archived)
# I want a go on that
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 14:05, archived)
# meatspin
(, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 1:14, archived)
# these give me motion sickness
but i still love them :D
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 12:10, archived)
# When determining proper working height/angle, non-self- supporting ladders should be set at a 4:1 ratio from the foot to the top support.
jusayin
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Purple Reign (RP)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 22:39, archived)
# Nice one, lurker!!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 23:01, archived)
# You're welcome newbie!!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 23:03, archived)
# DON'T BULLY ME.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 0:14, archived)
# Queen + Prince + makeup = Hugh Laurie
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 0:56, archived)
# haha that's what I thought :D
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] FINGER PRINCE™.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 22:02, archived)
# :'O
"After filming the last episode, Jones destroyed the mouse puppet while the camera was still rolling."
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 22:15, archived)
# I'll take 11
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 22:31, archived)
# You can have one when your cheques stop bouncing.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 22:59, archived)
# No two prince are the same...or is that snow flakes?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 23:31, archived)
# GO TO YOUR ROOM.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 0:13, archived)
# Aaarrrfff!
I'll buy eight.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 23:55, archived)
# Your money's no good around here.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 0:14, archived)
# get your finger out of there
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 0:15, archived)
# I'm fully skilled. I was chief puppeteer for all of Prince's late 90s shows. When he was on a screen at stadium shows no-one knew how tall he was anyhow.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 0:21, archived)
# Sounds like you've had your fingers in a lot!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 0:27, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] R.I.P.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 21:20, archived)
# brb
red rocket red rocket
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 21:38, archived)
# >
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 21:56, archived)
# Animals strike curious poses.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 22:04, archived)
# HaHa! Wish I'd thought of that!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 23:26, archived)
# Always with the FUCK
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 0:57, archived)
# As the world FUCKS

fuck
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 2:12, archived)
# =)
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] predicting the future or rehashing old headlines..?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 20:20, archived)
# What drugs have you moved on to now then?
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 0:58, archived)
# A Jeremy Hunt...

(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 19:07, archived)
# Ha! Brilliant.
Mind if I forward it to some medic mates? They'd love it1
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 21:05, archived)
# Please help yourself.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 22:20, archived)
# he really is
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 21:39, archived)
# He's not half frightened enough for my liking
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 22:35, archived)
# i'd much rather see a Jeremy capture and tear to pieces
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 14:47, archived)
# Bit bored!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 18:03, archived)
# And now he suffers from deep piles
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 18:15, archived)
# hahaha
bumgrapes
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 18:16, archived)
# I hear he's Wilton.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 19:00, archived)
# I live a mile from Wilton and as a result refuse to be amused (love you really).
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 20:02, archived)
# If Chris Kyle was alive now....
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 12:00, archived)
# who he?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 16:22, archived)
# Its Chris Kyle, Bradley Cooper or Sienna Miller
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 16:27, archived)
# are any of them harold lloyd?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 16:41, archived)
# who he?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 16:48, archived)
# just the most amazing young actor of the last century!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 16:53, archived)
# I wasn't really a fan of the Back to the Future movies tbh
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 17:00, archived)
# the car was the star
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 17:11, archived)
# Thinking of taking this idea to Dragons Den


Would make cold callers a little hotter... *groans* sorry...
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 11:35, archived)
# Hahaha
Does it still work if I'm out?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 11:39, archived)
# As long as the bit of wire is long enough
Wireless version coming next year

Edit: The special patented red fishing line can be purchased at £100 per additional meter.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 11:40, archived)
# Take the hint man
I'm out! ;)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 14:48, archived)
# But you haven't told your mum yet though have you.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 15:41, archived)
# I'm allowed out till whatever time I like
I'm not grounded like you are for spitting at your neighbours dog.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 16:22, archived)
# Merry candles Forty Seven
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 15:44, archived)
# I'm definitely in
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 12:19, archived)
# taking orders now on
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 12:44, archived)
# server not found
=(
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 13:09, archived)
# damn dns!!!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 13:32, archived)
# BIG surprise (or tiny in your case according to Pedro).
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 20:04, archived)
# Genius
*bins doorbell
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 16:25, archived)
# Sorry there is no pussy version yet
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 16:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 16:29, archived)
# Teleporting: Chapter II

(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 1:42, archived)
# I'm gutted I missed Chapter I
Is there a b3ta catch up service?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 7:23, archived)
# did someone say ketchup?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 11:09, archived)
# Coincidence
I got a GAZ from Forggy too
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 16:24, archived)
# Unbelievable
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 16:27, archived)
# Series Link is your friend.
mmmm.....lovely ketchup.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 20:04, archived)
# It's Season link you British twat slag
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 0:59, archived)

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