b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 42365 (Older | Newer)

# Hold on, I think there's a Squirtle in this old building
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 10 Jul 2016, 12:58, archived)
# i think it's a gloom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jul 2016, 13:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 10 Jul 2016, 13:41, archived)
# Heheh
I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard to geo-tag the locations of terrible events and create Pokemon Quo.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 10 Jul 2016, 14:10, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 10 Jul 2016, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Carrot Top - Carrots Bottom
(Alligator, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 19:19, archived)
# ew. just ew.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jul 2016, 9:31, archived)
# But which bit is the most ew?
And which is the least ew?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 10 Jul 2016, 14:36, archived)
# it's an ew package
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jul 2016, 15:34, archived)
# Rocky!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 10 Jul 2016, 10:30, archived)
# forever in our hear..... aargh!!! my brain!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 11 Jul 2016, 1:03, archived)
# Rob!
(waxdart hello., Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:56, archived)
# bahahah click click click
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:49, archived)
# that's proper fucked up
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 11 Jul 2016, 1:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Eliminating the need for a member vote...

They've decided to share the job.
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 16:19, archived)
# Haha :)
That's going back a few years!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 16:30, archived)
# The Fear! The Fear!
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 17:26, archived)
# Watching the news :
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 17:59, archived)
# vell, she's just zis guy, you know?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 18:12, archived)
# I'm just nipping off to have a quick think about Trillian. Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 10 Jul 2016, 23:20, archived)
# Ahhhhhh, Trillion.
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] peas and carrots

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 11:04, archived)
# idiots!
don't they know how high in cholesterol we are?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 11:11, archived)
# One of the classic Twilight Zone twists.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 11:42, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 12:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 12:24, archived)
# ^ famous dutch inventor
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 13:07, archived)
# ha !
looks nothing like him
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 22:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Jul 2016, 10:04, archived)
# marsterful
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 10 Jul 2016, 11:38, archived)
# If humans taste so good...
...why aren't we supposed to eat them?
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 16:22, archived)
# Too many antibiotics, can't guarantee it's freerange and organic
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 18:14, archived)
# awesome
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 20:16, archived)
# Lovely
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 10 Jul 2016, 10:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a pea to go with the carrots...
... helping you to see in the dark.

(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 9 Jul 2016, 3:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 4:55, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 8:32, archived)
# Perfect
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 11:50, archived)
# sidedish bob
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 11:54, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 13:11, archived)
# super
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 13:56, archived)
# This is not
Invisblzed
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 20:15, archived)
# #dicksoutforharambe
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 6:26, archived)
# self-cooking, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 9:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 2:33, archived)
# happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 6:42, archived)
# I had to view the filename.
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 13:19, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 1:04, archived)
[challenge entry] ^
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 1:04, archived)
# Circumflex?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 1:06, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 9 Jul 2016, 1:57, archived)
# Clever. But you forgot to compo it!
EDIT: sorry. Just realised you compo'd the smaller one pointing to the larger!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 8:55, archived)
# meta
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 9 Jul 2016, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] There's only one civilised way to settle this Conservative Party leadership race
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 23:20, archived)
# boobies!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 23:34, archived)
# Down, tiger, or I'll 'shop a sports bra on her!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 23:39, archived)
# Mike Ashley!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 0:21, archived)
# Moobies.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 1:05, archived)
# Is it just me
or does Andrea Leadsom look rather like Mrs Alan B'Stard?

(champagnerocker, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 21:58, archived)
# That is... uncanny
That was a great show. But if they repeated it, people would think it was a documentary.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] That's not a carrot...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 20:09, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 20:22, archived)
# MULTI-CARROT©!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 20:36, archived)
# That looks like a giant hybrid prawn carrot
mmmmmmm.... tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 21:01, archived)
# Fookin' carrits.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 21:10, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 22:17, archived)
# it appears to be wearing zebra-print shorts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Too soon?

orange carrots matter
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 18:46, archived)
# Never too soon here
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I know. I'm really a bit late.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 18:55, archived)
# Now you have gone too far
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 19:13, archived)
# Stop your complaining!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 19:19, archived)
# that's a dangerously sharp carrot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] "So you likes carrots do ya?"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:30, archived)
# filthy bunny!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:32, archived)
# Dirty Wabbit!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:34, archived)
# Wascal!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:40, archived)
# wANKER.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 20:37, archived)
# Pesky wANKER!
The worst kind
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 21:50, archived)
# weird looking euro carrot
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:24, archived)
# That face!
And check out Gove "mmmm" at Cameron's ass
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:31, archived)
# dave dun a guff
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] meh
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:49, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely Barbie, great to have you back BTW :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:12, archived)
# thanks!!
It's great to be back...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:13, archived)
# GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:14, archived)
# Lovely Barbie
Nice touch with the Loathsome too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:34, archived)
# we're falling for the same mistake as before
giving shedloads of publicity to the one we want to lose.
Hahaha, looks at the silly what do you mean she's in charge of us all?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 17:18, archived)
# nearly every photo i've seen of this woman over the past few days
looks to me like rupert murdoch in drag - this isn't even meant to be satire
edit: perhaps someone could write into separated at birth, private eye and claim their five pounds
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 17:24, archived)
# The one we want to lose..?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlcngdW2Ju4
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 17:52, archived)
# I assume Andrea Leadsom's incompetence
and batshit ideas would at least slow down how much shit they can do.

Theresa will just steamroll ahead with her workable but awful ideas.

Giant Douche vs Turd Sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 21:07, archived)
# Woo
Andrea Loathsome sounds like the sort of nickname Morrissey gives to people he hates (Rick Gastly, Donald Thump etc).
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 17:52, archived)
# Well it wouldn't be the first time the tories had a leader who lied on their CV
(Hemipygous, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry]


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:10, archived)
# that rabbit is giving me the fear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:11, archived)
# HAHA
"It's impossible to use 12 papers on one joint"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:47, archived)
# If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 21:31, archived)
# Jesus Christ! Why have you drugged their onions?
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:10, archived)
# ^that made me laugh far too much
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:25, archived)
# MANY CANDLE-FELICITATIONS TO YOU, CAP'N!!
Well....7.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 20:48, archived)
# It fucking loves carrots
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:08, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:53, archived)
# \o/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:12, archived)
# HARRY RAMA.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and silly for Pratchett fans
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:06, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:20, archived)
# I don't know why, but I read that as "Pinochet fans".
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:44, archived)
# you're odd
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:14, archived)
# It's a bit "pineapple-y".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 20:47, archived)
# which would you rather stick up your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll drink to your leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:04, archived)
# awwwww
and candles!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:07, archived)
# 7 years and roughly one thousand images later.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:22, archived)
# This is good
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:29, archived)
# Happy Candles!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:33, archived)
# Cheers Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:54, archived)
# LOVE this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:49, archived)
# "Woo" to both of these
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 21:20, archived)
# 3 fronds per bollock?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:10, archived)
# It is written.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:22, archived)
# also, candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:38, archived)
# The carrot or the stick?
Happy Carrot cake candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:20, archived)
# Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:24, archived)
# Splendid
And happy candlemas
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:28, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:38, archived)
# WOO
...and Happy Candles Cap'n :)
Howdy! photo CaptainCandles_zps9uctwwp7.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:33, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:38, archived)
# The version you've never seen!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 20:53, archived)
# great stuff
and happy b3taday!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:14, archived)
# Belated thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 11:51, archived)
# Nicely done
and HAPPY CARROT SLICES!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:48, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11204081
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't you... Forget about it...


Click for bigger (312 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:16, archived)
# Ohhhh this.... This is good this is.
"A brain, a beauty, a cock..." LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:19, archived)
# HAHAHA
Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:23, archived)
# excellent

hold on, which one's the beauty?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:28, archived)
# Well Gove
Looks pretty sultry to me
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:30, archived)
# Lovely job!!
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:28, archived)
# Boris is such a fat girls name
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:30, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:05, archived)
# wow.
outstanding
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:17, archived)
# Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:29, archived)
# Waxy Festibularities©!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 21:06, archived)
# super
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:16, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 19:13, archived)
# much clicky
(Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Sat 9 Jul 2016, 0:40, archived)
# Nice one!
Klik!
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 14:14, archived)
# Fp! On my b3taday!
And to be honest probably the most viral image I've made since the Chilean miners affair...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 22:52, archived)
# Blair + Bush = Blush

ps. sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:16, archived)
# Good Lord!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:28, archived)
# Oh look, it's Harvey Dent!
nice work :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:34, archived)
# cheers
they've at least 4 faces between them
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:50, archived)
# F.A.S.T.
Facial drooping, Arm weakness, Speech difficulties and Time.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 20:55, archived)
# hahahaha
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 21:49, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds