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# Well if the good guys can change gender why not the bad guys?


edit - yes I know - very Larson
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 18:31, archived)
# The Dalettes - a fine dance troupe.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Wibble, wibble
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 15:37, archived)
# He's such a simpering floundering bumbling twat.
Like / Is it book 1 of 316 ?
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 17 Jul 2017, 16:02, archived)
# Isn't he just!?
Haha...320!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 16:34, archived)
# sorry, what was the question?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 16:55, archived)
# Nice blah
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 17:46, archived)
# Nice pair of blahs
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 20:31, archived)
# "New tits".
"That's Weird".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 17:55, archived)
# :D Really enjoy your posts Ninj
Any more horrible Tories planned? :)
(RoboJo, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 18:53, archived)
# Ooh cheers! :)
Dunno yet, there could be ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 21:47, archived)
#

Was Tealord's idea and I had a quiet lunch, so...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 14:40, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 14:41, archived)
# :) tip top
likes n clicks
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 17 Jul 2017, 14:59, archived)
# nice
to any haters, i have just 2 words: Michelle Gomez.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 15:29, archived)
# Super
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 16:11, archived)
# I'm sure the Stone Roses had a song about this


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(lordfredatron lordfredatron, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 14:39, archived)
# he's coming to get you, barbara
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 15:30, archived)
# Picky but...
1940 with an O instead of a zero?
2017 both ways?

Call the Font Police ;-)
(rob3rt, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:50, archived)
#
*scuttles off to brush up font matching skills
(lordfredatron lordfredatron, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:28, archived)
# Naughty I know.


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(Leemondus, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 10:17, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 10:41, archived)
# but if I can refer you to the Ultimate Monster Guide, Edition 11, Page 36, First paragraph

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 10:14, archived)
# the new Doctor will beat the Daleks by simply not talking to them.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 11:45, archived)
# They know what they did.
She shouldn't have to tell them.
(gijoel, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 12:11, archived)
# I now have an image of Jodie Whittaker in my head
brandishing a penis like a baseball bat and smashing Daleks to pieces :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 11:46, archived)
# There's always a spare penis on the Tardis

Just check the trophy room.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 17 Jul 2017, 11:51, archived)
# Or alternatively, just recruit this one again.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 17 Jul 2017, 11:55, archived)
# i thought he was funny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 15:31, archived)
# He was :) ...but he also has a penis
aka. a male companion / assistant.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 17 Jul 2017, 15:42, archived)
# the combination of bald head and wool hat makes me want a dippy egg and soldiers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 16:04, archived)
# i got that book for christmas last year
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] It made more sense in my head.
(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 9:13, archived)
# *does a sad*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 9:39, archived)
# Don't be sad. He'll claw his way to the surface. Snif-snif. He will. I'm sure.
(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 9:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 3:44, archived)
# Did a paperclip. Because paperclips are my "thing" now...


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 9:01, archived)
# Dr Womb
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 17:42, archived)
# a little balance
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sun 16 Jul 2017, 22:33, archived)
# All I ask is good stories for a great character.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 22:42, archived)
# YOU CAN TAKE YOUR SONIC DILDO AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR...
TARDIS
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 22:58, archived)
# problem with balance
is there either is or there isn't
(ozof, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 0:05, archived)
# That's the balance.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 6:22, archived)
# alright auntie beeb
(ozof, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 7:50, archived)
# You don't know you have it, until you lose it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 7:30, archived)
[challenge entry]


edit - just seen barbarosa's brill FP
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 18:07, archived)
# Ta!
Nice take though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 18:21, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 18:27, archived)
# waah, it's a girl, waah the Tardis will be full of bras, waaah, suck it up Broflakes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 17:33, archived)
# I don't think the children who watch it will be bothered one way or the other
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 17:35, archived)
# according to the internet they'll all be turned in to feminazis and girls can't be doctors and everythings ruined
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 17:39, archived)
# Only people with blogs and 50,000 YouTube followers should be allowed to write scripts or come up with ideas for anything ever
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 17:46, archived)
# See also: I Can Do Ridley Scott's Job Far Better Than He Can
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 17:49, archived)
# To be fair a goat could have done a better job on his last 2 films
(gijoel, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 22:42, archived)
# Not on the directing front.
Although he probably should have sent the screenplays back, and told the writers that this is their last chance and if they don't get it right this time he'll give it to a class of 4 year olds because they seem to have a better idea of how plots and characters work.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 12:24, archived)
# Plenty of jobs for them driving the metro though.
So there's that.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 18:24, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 17:52, archived)
# They should probably call it Nurse Who now, innit.
/ end misogyny mode
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 18:21, archived)
# If the show was called 'Blokey Geezerman Ain't No Bird' I could understand why some might feel aggrieved.
The character changes, always has, and this particular change has been touted since 'The Doctor's Wife' back in 2011.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 22:37, archived)
# Unfortunately some people will be clamouring
To see the Doctor shag her companions. Rather than fighting space Nazis, overthrowing galactic tyrants, and saving the universe.
(gijoel, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 22:46, archived)
# Fanfic has been all over that shit for years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 23:10, archived)
# If there was a show called 'Blokey Geezerman Ain't No Bird' I would watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 6:30, archived)
#


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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 10:51, archived)
# I must admit I did wonder..
Since Dr Who has been a man for 900 years and now is a woman, would he have a peak in his trousers, or cop a feel of himself? You know, because most 900 year old men would, wouldn't they?
(plankton, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 11:55, archived)
# I imagine they will in the same way they would have a go on their new willy
and by that I mean, it's a fictional character that doesn't even go to the loo so no they probably wouldn't do that at all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 13:03, archived)
# Oh I'm sure there'll be a whole episode about learning how to walk in high heels, etc
with hilarious consequences!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 13:35, archived)
# Hold on, is there anyway of pausing this regeneration for a while?
(AdrianJ, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't drink and fly
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 16:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 16:58, archived)
# Haha excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 18:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 21:49, archived)
# Fantastic stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 20:55, archived)
# Quick and seamy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 16:51, archived)
# I'd forgotten that they were announcing that today.
*Googles to see which one of them it is*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 17:01, archived)
# Officer Wong extend Wong arm of raw
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 14:00, archived)
# You used to have to be 6 foot tall to be a copper
Now it's your wing span has to be 6 foot. Tory cuts probs.
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 18:12, archived)
# A three-ft cop with six-ft wingspan could probably fly for short distances
I'd call that a plus
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 21:26, archived)
# Just been staring at a tattoo on someone's shoulder,
wondering why on earth they'd have a Dog wearing a cone of shame inked on their arm.
Eventually realised it was meant to be a wolf howling at the moon.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 12:32, archived)
# Heheheh
This amuses me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 20:38, archived)
# Add some badly-translated kanji and you're sorted...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Topical...

(AdrianJ, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 7:51, archived)
# :D excellent!
(RoboJo, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 9:21, archived)
# did this at the time :-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04mI3d336JE
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 18:12, archived)
# This is the statement of that decade.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Mon 17 Jul 2017, 0:10, archived)
#

Rest easy, queasy--the arms are Halloween gag props shown on ebay. I gave up the idea of dismembering
someone just for an image. Seemed wasteful or something, if not illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 5:41, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 7:09, archived)
# Anusageddon???
(gijoel, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 7:17, archived)
# I shudder to think of that one
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 7:39, archived)
# It'll tear you apart.
(gijoel, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 12:25, archived)
# I think that's wasteful, if not illegal
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 13:35, archived)
# Is this under Cloud City?
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 14:59, archived)
# genuine lol here!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 21:33, archived)
# Plus, it rolls off the tongue more easily then asophagusageddon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 20:40, archived)
# haha, yes--yes it does
and it's easier to spell, apparently ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 21:32, archived)

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