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[challenge entry] tick tick tock.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 11 Aug 2017, 12:05, archived)
# haha
I do think they missed a trick - calling one of their missiles a "Nodong"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:14, archived)
# +I am the kitchen clock
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] No skipping!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] i know it said no movies... sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 11:43, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 12:21, archived)
# Ha
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 12:22, archived)
# and again Ha!
i was literally rotating around atop the carpet chuckling until a donkey, to which i was previously atop of, was no longer so.
or RAATCCUD,TWIWPAO,WNLS in nuskool
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 12:34, archived)
# ok
i think you need to just take a moment to relax and calm down.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 12:39, archived)
# obviously neither the place nor the time for lolligags
pledges a conscious effort not to divert from b3ta user policies in future.
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:18, archived)
# Take your meds.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:09, archived)
# reward or threat?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:22, archived)
# a treat either way
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 Aug 2017, 18:18, archived)
# i'm assuming meds is short for Mediterranean islands?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:33, archived)
# Offff.... ya bastardo....!!!
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:20, archived)
# those were his last words.
at least that's what courtney said they were...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:22, archived)
# !aH
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(TheNoodleDoodleMan, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 10:14, archived)
# Have a click, noodledoodleman
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] ah great minds...have this Pea
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 14 Aug 2017, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Rather invites the TOAP, this compo.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] bet it costs an arm AND a leg though...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:16, archived)
[challenge entry] nwot
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:59, archived)
# WOT
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 11:25, archived)
# blowfish your mind!
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Tue 15 Aug 2017, 17:26, archived)
# hehe
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 11:46, archived)
# seriously, I dont believe this story for a minute...
He got lost and hungry, ate his hand and forearm before finding his way back and wanted to capitalize on it.

I mean who the fuck would chop off their own arm to stay alive?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 12:39, archived)
# Luke Skywalker?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 12:49, archived)
# FUCK!
do i wait for my account suspension to arrive in the mail or does it take immediate effect and i have to leave without hugs and goodbyes?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:10, archived)
# i think you just need to bake everyone a cake
and sing a song.




that's what I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:34, archived)
# doo be doo be doo, puttin' on ma face, doo be doo....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:41, archived)
# been doing a few of these
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:50, archived)
# :)


Click for bigger (161 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 10:52, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 11:49, archived)
# Haha. These are great.
He seems like such a nice guy.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:22, archived)
# He's a scamp.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 16:31, archived)
# I am enjoying these
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 16:20, archived)
# Oh joy
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 Aug 2017, 18:20, archived)
# Turning the US into a rouge nation.
BTW dear google captcha:
- a fucking car park is not a fucking road.
- a fucking bus is not a fucking car
- a fucking road sign fucking blurred by fucking distance is still a fucking road sign.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 19:16, archived)
# Hah!
I like to be pedantic when it asks me to identify road signs by also clicking the squares that include the sign post and the very edges of the sign.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 22:28, archived)
# I agree
Let's see how useful a sign is sitting on the floor without its post, eh Google Captcha?
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 22:56, archived)
# Because he's worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 13 Aug 2017, 13:48, archived)
# Fake.
That hand is far too big.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Sun 13 Aug 2017, 20:59, archived)
[challenge entry] challenge...

 
...accepted!
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 5:36, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 7:40, archived)
# six million and one
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:32, archived)
#
Some of these are actually oblong.
(davyclam, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 16:05, archived)
# 87% of my friends means it was Brian, and he knows fuck all
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 20:06, archived)
# either Brian has a limb missing, or 13% or his body weight is cock, with its mind elsewhere..
good on ya Rudeboy, you got an admirer!
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry] BuzzFeed editions of Now 39, Now 70 and Now 85 are out next year.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Alligator, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 23:12, archived)
# Greatest, but not the best
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] One for the hell of it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 17:54, archived)
[challenge entry] That reminds me....
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:27, archived)
# hahaha
keep going David, let's see those bones
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:31, archived)
# Ha ha fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Vague
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 16:55, archived)
# I bet 6 is scared
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 17:53, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 10:36, archived)
# Vague? Nope.
Vile.

*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 17:54, archived)
# Pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:19, archived)
# Gimp Zippy what I drew


Click for bigger (238 kb)
(Gums and Tongue Shitter the better, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 16:53, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 17:19, archived)
# Arts!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Aug 2017, 17:42, archived)
# Yay! I made a bad zippy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 17:58, archived)
# Bit rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 22:25, archived)
# If your name is geoffrey then I apologize.
Unless you fuck bears, in which case I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 1:36, archived)
# Bears are usually the dominant partner so do the fucking.
SO I HEAR. I MEAN - SOMEONE TOLD ME, OK?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 19:34, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:18, archived)
# quality :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 10 Aug 2017, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] chocolate or strawberry?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 15:45, archived)
# mmmmm milkshake
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 10 Aug 2017, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Didn't need much altering tbf


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(A Nonny Mouse, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 14:11, archived)
# See also Jay-Z :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and Dirty TOAP
(bilbo has been lurking successfully since, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 21:15, archived)
# Tell me more! : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 14:56, archived)
# This is v good
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 16:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] hot to trot
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 10 Aug 2017, 14:06, archived)
# she's giving nothing away with that smile
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 14:16, archived)
# the tease :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 10 Aug 2017, 15:04, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 15:28, archived)
# woulda shoulda coulda
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 10 Aug 2017, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] That's a hard one...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] The Boss


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(I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 11:19, archived)
# <critic>The bit in the circle is stronger, I'd have gone with that.</critic>
Have a click anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] This King thought he was safe when he took 7000 soldiers in to battle...

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 11:16, archived)
# That is beyond outstanding! Bay-err long way!
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Thu 10 Aug 2017, 15:22, archived)
# There's a bloke bottom right being killed with a sweetcorn.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 15:30, archived)
# ...swears he's Elvis
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 19:35, archived)
# *unfolds the next scroll*
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Aug 2017, 16:49, archived)

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