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[challenge entry] ho-ho-snow

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 11:25, archived)
# ho ho ho
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 11:54, archived)
# from "A Few Good Men And One Bad Dentist"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 0:35, archived)
#
o o
(ozof, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 5:47, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 8:05, archived)
# the tooth is out there
seX Files
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 11:55, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - PORK PIES AND WHALES
An easy one this week, simply mash up your favourite pork pie and a type of whale. Use your imagination.

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 20:48, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E39WWj_RpBc

(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 20:51, archived)
# How niche
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 21:54, archived)
# I thought I heard you say Quiche :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 23:31, archived)
# I did, then decided to type the above
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 23:56, archived)
# angery
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 0:01, archived)
# sapphic cetaceans!
(ozof, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 22:46, archived)
# Damnit. Now I really want a pork pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 0:14, archived)
# Any tenuous excuse to wheel this one out...
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 10:19, archived)
# This is the best I could muster...
pork_whale

uk.whales.org/species-guide/ginkgo-toothed-beaked-whale
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 12:07, archived)
# Told you it was easy
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Choose Christmas


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(rjstoz, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 18:48, archived)
# No cuddly toy?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 19:07, archived)
# poor roachford :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 7:54, archived)
# we can't have that child do a job
kids have no sense of work quality
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 20 Dec 2017, 19:31, archived)
# <s>all of that stuff</s> HEROIN
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 11:46, archived)
# Oi God!!!
GOD
I know it's nearly your only son's birthday soon, but where is this week's image challenge?
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 16:43, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Where's Guildford - I don't know I'm from up North
Quotient - One word challenge
Not Donald - Anything apart from Trump
2 minutes to live - Photoshop like you've got something to lose






[edit] Now, where do I get the BAN and DELETE THIS POST buttons from?
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 17:31, archived)
# Option B please...errrrrr...
God
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 18:05, archived)
#
LESBIANS.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 19:17, archived)
# I'M TRYING TO VOTE
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 20 Dec 2017, 19:32, archived)
# click harder
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 20:09, archived)
# This is bullshit!
You're not my real GOD!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 20:27, archived)
# F
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 23:59, archived)
# Sexy nuns for me please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 14:46, archived)
# just carry on with the Christmas cards
there's loads of scope and only two pages so far
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 17:34, archived)
# NO
*sulks*
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 18:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 16:30, archived)
# The 'bathe in my milk' lady has become quite pervasive!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 20:36, archived)
# It's extremely creepy!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 21:44, archived)
# I like the stain on her housecoat and the shot of her staring through the window, it's pretty hot!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 22:01, archived)
# The whole place is stained...
And the rope under the bath is her only way out...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 22:27, archived)
# modern art, innit
(ozof, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 22:44, archived)
# Bathe in my cunt shed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Santa in the 1980s


pea for compo
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Theresa has a 'Finnigan' moment!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 14:26, archived)
# shopped pics etc :-)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 14:30, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 14:35, archived)
# If it was her nipples would be around her knees.
(gijoel, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 7:54, archived)
#
not enough sag.
(nowthatthewilderbeestsgone, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 19:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 20 Dec 2017, 11:47, archived)
# Glad you're having a good time over there Yoda
Nice tree Skywalker
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] How do I get to you?
(Tsuenwanker, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 11:46, archived)
# Ah, a festive widowmaker...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 19:08, archived)
# yeah, probably just stay in and have a pot noodle this year...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 10:20, archived)
# dog's breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 13:31, archived)
# Satan Claws!
(Kimbo, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 1:44, archived)
# Nicely done
(gijoel, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 9:36, archived)
# Awwwww
*pats on head*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 13:03, archived)
# I like his scorpion tail hat and now I wonder where I can get one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Pop culture you say...


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many apologies for lack of text tweaking - the gimp is crashing my computer every time I try to use the cage transform :(

also: Hello!
it's been a while

EDIT: where did click for bigger come from?
I've been away too long

(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 19:37, archived)
# Hi
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 23:51, archived)
# Hi, welcome back!
A hint - warping text around a cylindrical object is a good idea.

Not being picky, just saying.

Glad to have another old fart back on the board!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 6:31, archived)
# Is this right
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 10:55, archived)
# Hello sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] xmas pea

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 16:19, archived)
# and now i want to knit a bacon blanket
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] what's in the box!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 16:31, archived)
# a tangerine, a walnut and a whip and top
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 16:47, archived)
# But
what are the three shells for?
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 20:07, archived)
# A walnut whip please!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 2:34, archived)
# That's a fantastic idea
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 19:17, archived)
# cue jake
(ozof, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 19:50, archived)
# I am now torn
between hugging & nomming
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 19:44, archived)
# With the right technique, you can do both...
as my sex life will attest...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 14:43, archived)
# Well done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 14:54, archived)
# <3 <3
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 14:57, archived)
# Nice
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 19 Dec 2017, 14:57, archived)
# now that's just showing off
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 14:59, archived)
# :)

thought that was going to be jungle balls at first
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 15:37, archived)
# lovely
*jingle-clicks!*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 15:55, archived)
# nice! :)
(ozof, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 18:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 19:46, archived)
# *jingles b3ll*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 0:09, archived)
# Oh good job, q4n...oh!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 20 Dec 2017, 7:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 8:42, archived)
# 3PPB
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 20:16, archived)
# I can't believe this had never been done before!
.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 17:04, archived)
# thought that might have been a comment on the sort of people this place attracts these days until the jingle descended
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 19:14, archived)
# episode 9 spoiler alert: darths long lost sister returns to spice things up a little:

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 14:12, archived)
# You mean Sith-ter!
ba-doom-tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 15:56, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 16:19, archived)
# I'm intrigued how you're getting both a 'ba' and 'dum' from the same floor tom,
Let alone when the 'tss' cymbal stand is stuck through the skin...

(Taking the ba dum psss...love it really)
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 21:48, archived)
# Bass drum innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 22:48, archived)

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