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# POAT
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 24 Dec 2017, 13:20, archived)
# large print for the elderly.
soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 24 Dec 2017, 13:21, archived)
# Snokebite and black
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 14:24, archived)
# snokeing is bad for your health
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 16:17, archived)
# I'm a fan of this
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 16:38, archived)
# sith teeth
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 17:17, archived)
# Mrs Snokeum
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 20:13, archived)
# I left my vagina out in the rain last night
(gijoel, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 7:39, archived)
# Sir Farage of Twat
(I helped save b3ta! HSDriver was probably still at work on, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 23:29, archived)
# You get a click for ....
...'Deranged frog-faced loon'.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 8:41, archived)
# a bit unfair on the frogs though
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 9:57, archived)
# I am assured that....
....the frogs are prepared to "take one for the team" on this occasion....
(I_love_rachelswipe, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 12:50, archived)
# “Bends over and lubes up”
One for the team, a frog and just the tip.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 18:11, archived)
# This new passport really takes me back.


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Keep it in your back pocket tho.
(I helped save b3ta! epsylon, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 16:19, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 17:54, archived)
# past blast master
(ozof, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 19:00, archived)
# You're ghosting us, motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 23:18, archived)
# for no particular reason I give you 'girl kissing otter' RE-EDITard
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 14:53, archived)
# Is this something to do with the London Zoo fire?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 15:12, archived)
# i will tell thee if ye answer a riddle for me...
after masturbating to kill time during a power outage, and confusing deepheat with moisturiser in the blackness.. how to stop the agonizing burning of the scrotum?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 15:29, archived)
# I'll let u know when the electric comes back, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 15:32, archived)
# since you OBVS dont have the answer to the teste question, can I just say that im feeling so much better after losing two stone
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 15:59, archived)
# That was some wank
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 16:01, archived)
# Hah
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 17:24, archived)
# hush you..
you're only getting involved because I cried during the money shot
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 17:35, archived)
# A weeping eye?
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 17:53, archived)
# less of the weeping more of the JIZZPLOSION!
if you dont mind
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 20:56, archived)
# +onspencerblues
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 21:03, archived)
# Frank Spencer Blues Explosion
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 23 Dec 2017, 21:43, archived)
# thangyaverymush
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzRtUSr1taY
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 21:52, archived)
# dip it in yoghurt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 16:32, archived)
# Where were you yesterday when the sewing puns were happening?
Hmmmmmm?
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 17:24, archived)
# wheres the pun in that?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 17:39, archived)
# oh i see what you did there, just because smash is into sewing you assume she is into sewing
well let me tell you thats knot quilt correct..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 17:47, archived)
#
bud dum tshhh
drum drum thimble
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 17:52, archived)
# haha good one, a little whos your father from the pincussion section never hurt anyone as long as they are in ribbon
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 21:00, archived)
# Not a patch on yesterdays thread.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 23 Dec 2017, 21:47, archived)
# mannequin knot stretch this out sew thistle be my elastic wit
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 22:37, archived)
# <3
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 15:30, archived)
# chim chiminee naboo
(starfish_7, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 11:45, archived)
# nicely done :)
(ozof, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 11:56, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 13:57, archived)
# OMG do you know Mary Vader?
her husband Jeff owns the deathstar..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 14:10, archived)
# "Oh a spoonful of darkside helps the medicine..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 14:22, archived)
# never pays his paper bill, that one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 14:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 6:17, archived)
# cheers n00b
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 8:28, archived)
# Nothing ever changes...


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(Lord Bryon, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 0:24, archived)
# "Naah, I wanted bloop ass ports. Ass ports for bloops"


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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 22 Dec 2017, 20:17, archived)
# :D
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 22 Dec 2017, 20:20, archived)
# rip :'(
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/50827/newest
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Dec 2017, 21:54, archived)
# Best thing.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 22:15, archived)
# Potty-mouthed prize time...


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Sollve Crude Cryptic X - Big Hard Xmas Bastard to win this filthy threesome. See www.b3ta.com/links/1472172

(Normally only post my profane puzzle piffle on the links board, but it's Xmas, this took me fucking ages to make, and there's a fairly decent prize... so I hope you'll 'scuse me this quick plug on the main board.)
.


(merkinhead poos sideways, Fri 22 Dec 2017, 14:26, archived)
# FP this NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 22 Dec 2017, 12:33, archived)
# Silent hill nurse!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Dec 2017, 17:47, archived)
# blue passports
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Dec 2017, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] What's small, blue, and gives Nigel Farage an erection ?
(Comic pas, Fri 22 Dec 2017, 18:58, archived)
# Nazi Smurfette?
Saucy Polaroids of Hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Dec 2017, 20:21, archived)
#
Dead migrant child?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Dec 2017, 20:57, archived)
# oof
(horrid, Fri 22 Dec 2017, 23:01, archived)
# horid
(ozof, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 2:28, archived)
# infest
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 9:13, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 4:24, archived)
# gross, dude
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] fuck yeah imgur
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 19:35, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/11242940
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 19:39, archived)
# How festive!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Dec 2017, 8:29, archived)
# Face AND tits!
Classy. I'd like to order a set of 24 cards for next Christmas.
(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 10:59, archived)
# Well it's christmas..so I feel no apology is needed...
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 16:43, archived)
# Sorry mate, you'll have to wait your turn.
There's a Q.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 16:52, archived)
# You stitched us right up with that!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 16:54, archived)
# Are you trying to start a pun
Thread?
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 17:33, archived)
# now I'm just cross
stitch
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 18:53, archived)
# Hey
Don't try and pin this on me
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 18:55, archived)
# I just felt like it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 19:02, archived)
# Just you and me doing this huh?
I'm surprised nobody else has cottoned on!
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 19:11, archived)
# you hit the nylon the head mate
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 20:16, archived)
# ooooof
I'm glad it's just you and me anyway,
Everyone else is a punless prick
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 20:34, archived)
# we can reel them out without the other
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 21:10, archived)
# We certainly can...
...because we are rather crafty
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 21:23, archived)
# now we're spinning them out
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 22:53, archived)
# It's turning to bobbins.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 Dec 2017, 22:55, archived)
# your stringing it out
ps and thanks for joining in
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 23:10, archived)
# well well well, weft have weave got here then, top punnage
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 23:24, archived)
# *clears throat*
A hem
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 22 Dec 2017, 0:09, archived)
# sheet that was good
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 22 Dec 2017, 0:15, archived)
# Thanks for the acknowledgement
Most people would blanket
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 22 Dec 2017, 0:18, archived)
# Seam me up Scotty....
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Fri 22 Dec 2017, 8:16, archived)
# hem hem that was bad
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 22 Dec 2017, 10:03, archived)
# Sorry I fell asleep
Needless to say
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 22 Dec 2017, 10:55, archived)
# Crochet Monsieur!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 22 Dec 2017, 16:35, archived)
#
darn it, finding a pun did seamstressful
(noddin0ff TCA ATT GGA, Fri 22 Dec 2017, 16:35, archived)
# The puns were getting thin.
Positively threadbare, lacy even.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Dec 2017, 17:53, archived)
# We are running out of
Material
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 22 Dec 2017, 19:54, archived)
# I'll remember this thread, after my bath.
Whilst towelling myself dry.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Dec 2017, 21:00, archived)
# Oh my we really are scraping the barrel here I'm
Afrayed
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 22 Dec 2017, 23:46, archived)
# AFTERBATH!
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 14:15, archived)
# Say what now?
Keep reeling them off..
(Bobbinns Wrapped in cotton wool, Fri 22 Dec 2017, 12:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Dec 2017, 17:50, archived)
# Pleat stop!
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 22 Dec 2017, 23:44, archived)
# Something about a Singer
(SteppenHerring Yes, I am quite fond of cheese, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 18:01, archived)
# We'll fix the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 18:12, archived)
# Come on
No needle for that language
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 18:26, archived)
# :)
(ozof, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 20:27, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 22:04, archived)
# That
Made my Christmas
(AnthT, Fri 22 Dec 2017, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Niggles has only got one bauble ...
(Comic pas, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 16:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 16:13, archived)
# but who'll blink first...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 16:33, archived)
# *cough*
b3ta.com/board/11198828

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 16:55, archived)
# I was
100% certain that would happen :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 17:58, archived)
# Haha his nose
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Dec 2017, 18:19, archived)
# i like this :)
(ozof, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 5:35, archived)
# Standards have definitely slipped over the years


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(A Nonny Mouse, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 14:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 15:38, archived)
# close as i can get - the Spam Whale
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 12:36, archived)
# Haha
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 12:38, archived)
# is you claiming that the meat content in spam is maybe dick?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 12:43, archived)
# shoulder pork, ham and cock.
we all know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 12:46, archived)
# and one salt-lick
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 13:48, archived)
# WIN
Edit: compo it
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 12:44, archived)
# If we're allowing any-old pork product...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Prolly bindun?
falalalalalalalalalalalala
Merry Christmas B3tans!
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 11:54, archived)
# aya mun little bit Bob Marley
https://youtu.be/dSVz_bA1SaM?t=1m08s

p.s. still waiting on your pointless victory to be aired on aussie tv, i find british gameshows a little hard to watch due to the poxy amounts of prize money on offer, but I always have a quick peek just in case
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 12:41, archived)
# Hah I was thinking more of this :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIFqnEoctI4
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Also...
se7enswanswim
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 13:00, archived)
# Dang!
Nearly spit out me brew!
(Bobbinns Wrapped in cotton wool, Fri 22 Dec 2017, 12:14, archived)

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