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[challenge entry]
(, Tue 4 Dec 2018, 10:59, archived)
# Seahorse!
Wow
(, Tue 4 Dec 2018, 11:56, archived)
# With your fetlocks blowing!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2018, 14:09, archived)
# :-) it's like being there
(, Tue 4 Dec 2018, 13:08, archived)
# I must have missed that scene in the movie
(, Tue 4 Dec 2018, 13:40, archived)
# :-)
(, Tue 4 Dec 2018, 19:52, archived)
# it's sea-mless ;p
(, Tue 4 Dec 2018, 13:19, archived)
# this is the best thing on the internet
(, Wed 5 Dec 2018, 1:07, archived)
# Reminds me of that song....something something horses...
...if only someone could establish a link to the horse song...
that would be great. Kthnx
(, Wed 5 Dec 2018, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] The Sony Clampact Discman
(, Tue 4 Dec 2018, 4:14, archived)
# It only plays recordings of the sea
(, Tue 4 Dec 2018, 8:25, archived)
# That and the Little Mermaid soundtrack
(, Wed 5 Dec 2018, 5:46, archived)
# How much do I have to shell out for that?
(, Tue 4 Dec 2018, 10:39, archived)
# Pearl Jam?
(, Tue 4 Dec 2018, 12:21, archived)
# If you hold it up to your ear, can you hear the sea?
(, Tue 4 Dec 2018, 12:25, archived)
[challenge entry] USBaboons of the Bushveld
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 22:49, archived)
# Universal sexual bus
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 22:54, archived)
# He has to shove it in three times
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 22:55, archived)
# Or else he gets the hose again
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 23:02, archived)
# then there's the awkward moment when the device is not recognised
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 23:02, archived)
# He caught NTFS :(
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 23:08, archived)
# The port is UPSIDE DOWN!

I know I posted this comment hours ago and it disappeared. Maybe got lost in the overnight redesign?
(, Tue 4 Dec 2018, 11:56, archived)
# Reminds me of one of the few kiwi (insert Welsh/Newfie/neighbouring country) jokes I liked
Why do kiwis like to fuck sheep on their backs?

So they can kiss them
(, Wed 5 Dec 2018, 0:48, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 4 Dec 2018, 12:49, archived)
# XD
(, Tue 4 Dec 2018, 13:52, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 4 Dec 2018, 13:55, archived)
# Oh look!
It's flipped the right way around to fit a babboon's penis!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2018, 19:56, archived)
# Pong
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 21:59, archived)
# but how do they smell?
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 22:00, archived)
# Does it come with it's own scented bag?
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 22:00, archived)
# It comes with some bum-scented shampoo.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 22:04, archived)
# Why would I want shampoo that makes me smell the same?
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 22:08, archived)
# *Dragons Den flustered entrepreneur gif*
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 22:18, archived)
# The Spanish word for fox is zorro
Fun Fact
(, Tue 4 Dec 2018, 12:39, archived)
# Also available as a roll-on.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2018, 12:49, archived)
# Very sophisticated.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2018, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] No scratching

(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 20:09, archived)
# It looks well pissed off
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 21:36, archived)
# pfff
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 22:00, archived)
# This has a cat in it and is therefore excellent
(, Tue 4 Dec 2018, 8:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2018, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 14:56, archived)
# What, you expect us to panda to your every whim?
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 15:09, archived)
# pun threads like this are more than I can bear.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 16:21, archived)
# Why's that, do they leave you bamboozled?
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 16:55, archived)
# drat! you used my next pun. Now I'm stuck ;p
but have some bean sprouts anyway
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 18:05, archived)
# Rowan up an alternative
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 20:05, archived)
# It's not as black and white as you think.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 19:39, archived)
# Drumstick curry :(
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] do the mash potatah!
(obvs if happy toast had done this gif you'd be able to hear it)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 13:40, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 13:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 13:52, archived)
# MOD bum touching codez
(, Tue 4 Dec 2018, 14:35, archived)
# ha!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 22:20, archived)
# This is fine...
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 3:59, archived)
# it'll be fine. it's only money, food, work and basic services that'll be affected
It'll bring England closer together. Like the Blitz
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 4:18, archived)
# I don't know which neighbour to kill and eat first, neither of them looks particularly tasty.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 7:45, archived)
# That probably means they'll be eating you.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 9:23, archived)
# Corner in the market there
Post-Brexit cookbooks.

Assuming Scarfolk hasn't done it already.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 9:48, archived)
# there are several
I was going to do one a year or so ago but luckily checked first
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 10:55, archived)
# Agreement a day brexit calendar
Or possibly a Brexit Agreement Perpetual calendar.
Maybe snakes and ladders with a tiny ladder marked referendum followed by an ever increasing number of snakes, the top row is all snakes.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 20:04, archived)
# This right here is satire with a capital 'Sssssssss'...!
:)-<
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't ascii me why I posted this
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 21:24, archived)
# You're on a zebra kick ;)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 1:23, archived)
# How can you say that with no evidence?
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 1:59, archived)
# sexeh!

(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 3:03, archived)
# OMG
I just blew a wad in my trousers :P
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 4:18, archived)
#
Needs more lingerie. I can't see Ze Bra.
(I'll fuck off back to lurkage now..)
(, Wed 5 Dec 2018, 14:59, archived)
# I like this!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 5:32, archived)
# thanks!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 13:30, archived)
# Very neat =)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 10:01, archived)
# very appreciated! =)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 13:31, archived)
# we don't make mistakes
just happy ASCII-dents
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 18:08, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 18:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Great balls of dung

(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 21:06, archived)
# :D
Imagine--when your sole purpose on earth is to roll dung balls.
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 21:27, archived)
# They are also astronomers!
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 21:32, archived)
# Step up from brexit minister
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 15:53, archived)
# brown and bell-sounding. lovely
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 22:07, archived)
# needs more cowbell
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 22:51, archived)
# FUCKLIFT!
AWESOME! \o/
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 1:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 17:26, archived)
# XD
Welcome to b3ta, noob!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 18:02, archived)
#
whoosh
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 18:21, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 5:31, archived)
# looks like the album cover of some artsy prog rock band
i like it
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 11:36, archived)
# and that's how they make ferrero rocher
lovely shop
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] The top-rated calendar app in prehistoric times
Calendar
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 20:40, archived)
# alarming
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 20:50, archived)
# half expected a bunch of druids turning up around june or july
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 21:20, archived)
# I expect a giant Bill Murray to smash the lot with his fist in a prehistoric version of
the movie, Groundhog Day.
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 21:30, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 20:02, archived)
# nice kite!
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 20:15, archived)
# thought it might be up your alley pedro
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 20:28, archived)
# Hey Pedro . . .
He said UP YOUR hehehe
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 21:44, archived)
# Oh R2!
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 21:00, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 21:08, archived)
# Fuck!
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 22:28, archived)
# Lift!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 1:38, archived)
#

(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 3:05, archived)
# What the hellis that source image though?
Is it a pole vaulting dog?
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 5:32, archived)
# are you with PETA? if so its just a dog doing agility training
if not, its what you can accomplish with a pole, a chop and a tube of tarzans monkey grip
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 13:14, archived)
# Oops a daisy...
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 14:26, archived)
# These clothes look quite stylish, I'm sure there is a joke in there somewhere
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 14:48, archived)
# Shhhh! You'll summon the beast
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 15:33, archived)
# WHO WANTS TO SEE A JOKE?
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 17:59, archived)
# Old jokes are not very fashionable.
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 18:06, archived)
# Oh go on, you know you want to say it
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 17:54, archived)
# WhOOpsies
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 16:56, archived)
# SO YOU GUYS LIKE SEASONAL JOKES EH?
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 17:58, archived)
# Yeah got any Winter jokes?
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 18:07, archived)
# nice legs!
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 18:06, archived)
# Ahahaha
I like this
(, Mon 3 Dec 2018, 5:29, archived)
# This just came up on my dashboard when I crossed the Canadian border
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 2:10, archived)
# What units are used on the left dial? Furlongs per fortnight?
poutine maintenance...BAH! :)
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 3:20, archived)
# Jiggawatts!
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 13:34, archived)
# :(
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kapsalon
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 9:20, archived)
# :))
Nice invention!
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 13:34, archived)
# It's no
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 17:53, archived)
# HPFCE?
I don't get it
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 11:55, archived)
# PFECH, NOOB!
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 13:33, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 13:49, archived)
# *Looking at his tweets*
4-ever n00b :(
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 13:57, archived)
# needs to merge his company with these folk and shorten entertainment to 'e'
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 14:34, archived)
# Follow the only road!
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 18:13, archived)
# The same procedure as last year, Miss Sophie?
The same procedure as every year, James.


(, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 22:35, archived)
# I look forward to my Cadvent Calendar

(, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 22:50, archived)
# Reflectoporn opportunity missed...!
(, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 22:50, archived)
# Don't worry
Barbarossa will be along in a bit, I'm sure.
(, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 23:23, archived)
# oh will I now!
Turns out, yes, yes I will..

(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 0:22, archived)
# FP this now
It's a seasonal tradition.
(, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 23:48, archived)
# You could get a nasty cut mucking about with metal flaps like that.
I cannot endorse this!
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 1:39, archived)
# It's CHRISTMASSS
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 9:15, archived)
# ...and behind every door?
Pasta!
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 19:02, archived)
# Armour dillo
(, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 19:03, archived)
# *applause*
(, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 20:18, archived)
# According to Wikipedia, the word armadillo means "little armoured one" in Spanish
(, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 20:51, archived)
# No you're wrong.
It's literally French for Armoured Dildo. I'm a stranger on the internet and insist that what I say is true!
(, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 21:46, archived)
# The Internet, you say?
Then I bow to your infallibility!
(, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 21:57, archived)
# inthedarknet more like
(, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 22:33, archived)
#
in
ibility
us
(, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 23:19, archived)
# Stranger Danger!
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 1:03, archived)
# That means 'love Pedro' in Mexican.
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 1:11, archived)
# LAWL!
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 1:40, archived)
# Yup you’re a dildo
You said it
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 11:16, archived)
# Whoa!
(, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 19:22, archived)
# When attacked, he can curl up into a ball...
...it's freakin' amazin'.
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 1:08, archived)
#

(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 0:34, archived)
# That's the face of a killer.
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 1:04, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 16:38, archived)
# Yes, several times on social media
(, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 16:52, archived)
# social what?
You kids and your newfangled shenanigans!
(, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 17:21, archived)
# Don't let the name fool you
You will never interact with a more wretched hive of scum and villainy
(, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 17:42, archived)
# What about /links?
(, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 18:50, archived)
# Not even once
(, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 18:56, archived)
# That place only exists in rumours
(, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 20:29, archived)
# never going back again?
(, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 22:35, archived)
#
I heard about that...
...don't believe it.
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 1:14, archived)
# I don't blame him
he has bigger tits than Trump
(, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 17:13, archived)
# Ah ha ha ha
(, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 19:28, archived)
# haha!
(, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 20:01, archived)
# I've seen a few to be honest.
Nicely done though
(, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Returkey of the Jedi
(, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 15:27, archived)
# lovely
AT-RK?
(, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 16:39, archived)
# That

doesn't seem to work here
(, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 17:09, archived)
# A nice outing for a B3ta classic
(, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 18:35, archived)

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