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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Tue 4 Dec 2018, 10:59,
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Seahorse!
Wow
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 4 Dec 2018, 11:56,
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With your fetlocks blowing!
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Tue 4 Dec 2018, 14:09,
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:-) it's like being there
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Tue 4 Dec 2018, 13:08,
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I must have missed that scene in the movie
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Cerberus64 ,
Tue 4 Dec 2018, 13:40,
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:-)
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Tue 4 Dec 2018, 19:52,
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it's sea-mless ;p
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LS18 ,
Tue 4 Dec 2018, 13:19,
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this is the best thing on the internet
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Wed 5 Dec 2018, 1:07,
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Reminds me of that song....something something horses...
...if only someone could establish a link to the horse song... that would be great. Kthnx
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 5 Dec 2018, 17:23,
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The Sony Clampact Discman
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Pizopop was here ,
Tue 4 Dec 2018, 4:14,
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It only plays recordings of the sea
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Tue 4 Dec 2018, 8:25,
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That and the Little Mermaid soundtrack
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Pizopop was here ,
Wed 5 Dec 2018, 5:46,
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How much do I have to shell out for that?
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Cerberus64 ,
Tue 4 Dec 2018, 10:39,
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Pearl Jam?
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KiDaPoT pads it out with socks on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2018, 12:21,
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If you hold it up to your ear, can you hear the sea?
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Hemipygous ,
Tue 4 Dec 2018, 12:25,
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USBaboons of the Bushveld
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 22:49,
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Universal sexual bus
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 22:54,
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He has to shove it in three times
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97800 ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 22:55,
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Or else he gets the hose again
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97800 ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 23:02,
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then there's the awkward moment when the device is not recognised
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 23:02,
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He caught NTFS :(
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97800 ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 23:08,
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The port is UPSIDE DOWN!
I know I posted this comment hours ago and it disappeared. Maybe got lost in the overnight redesign?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 4 Dec 2018, 11:56,
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Reminds me of one of the few kiwi (insert Welsh/Newfie/neighbouring country) jokes I liked
Why do kiwis like to fuck sheep on their backs? So they can kiss them
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Wed 5 Dec 2018, 0:48,
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8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 4 Dec 2018, 12:49,
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XD
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 4 Dec 2018, 13:52,
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Haha
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Tue 4 Dec 2018, 13:55,
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Oh look!
It's flipped the right way around to fit a babboon's penis!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 4 Dec 2018, 19:56,
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Pong
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 21:59,
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but how do they smell?
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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 22:00,
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Does it come with it's own scented bag?
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Sn0tters ๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ช ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 22:00,
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It comes with some bum-scented shampoo.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 22:04,
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Why would I want shampoo that makes me smell the same?
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Sn0tters ๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ช ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 22:08,
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*Dragons Den flustered entrepreneur gif*
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 22:18,
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The Spanish word for fox is zorro
Fun Fact
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim ,
Tue 4 Dec 2018, 12:39,
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Also available as a roll-on.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 4 Dec 2018, 12:49,
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Very sophisticated.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 4 Dec 2018, 16:15,
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No scratching
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 20:09,
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It looks well pissed off
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 21:36,
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pfff
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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 22:00,
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This has a cat in it and is therefore excellent
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Tue 4 Dec 2018, 8:24,
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Hahaha!
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 4 Dec 2018, 12:50,
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m4g1cF1ng3rZ Curious Aphorism ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 14:56,
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What, you expect us to panda to your every whim?
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 15:09,
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pun threads like this are more than I can bear.
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LS18 ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 16:21,
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Why's that, do they leave you bamboozled?
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Cruising Capacity ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 16:55,
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drat! you used my next pun. Now I'm stuck ;p
but have some bean sprouts anyway
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LS18 ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 18:05,
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Rowan up an alternative
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 20:05,
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It's not as black and white as you think.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 19:39,
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Drumstick curry :(
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 17:21,
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do the mash potatah!
(obvs if happy toast had done this gif you'd be able to hear it)
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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 13:40,
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 13:43,
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 13:52,
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MOD bum touching codez
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Tue 4 Dec 2018, 14:35,
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ha!
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 22:20,
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This is fine...
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 3:59,
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it'll be fine. it's only money, food, work and basic services that'll be affected
It'll bring England closer together. Like the Blitz
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 4:18,
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I don't know which neighbour to kill and eat first, neither of them looks particularly tasty.
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97800 ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 7:45,
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That probably means they'll be eating you.
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gijoel ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 9:23,
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Corner in the market there
Post-Brexit cookbooks. Assuming Scarfolk hasn't done it already.
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 9:48,
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there are several
I was going to do one a year or so ago but luckily checked first
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 10:55,
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Agreement a day brexit calendar
Or possibly a Brexit Agreement Perpetual calendar. Maybe snakes and ladders with a tiny ladder marked referendum followed by an ever increasing number of snakes, the top row is all snakes.
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 20:04,
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This right here is satire with a capital 'Sssssssss'...!
:)-<
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 20:47,
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Don't ascii me why I posted this
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LS18 ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 21:24,
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You're on a zebra kick ;)
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 1:23,
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How can you say that with no evidence?
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LS18 ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 1:59,
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sexeh!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 3:03,
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OMG
I just blew a wad in my trousers :P
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LS18 ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 4:18,
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Needs more lingerie. I can't see Ze Bra. (I'll fuck off back to lurkage now..)
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eviluncledon quit lurking to post this on ,
Wed 5 Dec 2018, 14:59,
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I like this!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 5:32,
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thanks!
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LS18 ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 13:30,
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Very neat =)
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 10:01,
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very appreciated! =)
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LS18 ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 13:31,
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we don't make mistakes
just happy ASCII-dents
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 18:08,
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Arf!
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LS18 ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 18:50,
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Great balls of dung
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 21:06,
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:D
Imagine--when your sole purpose on earth is to roll dung balls.
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LS18 ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 21:27,
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They are also astronomers!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 21:32,
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Step up from brexit minister
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 15:53,
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brown and bell-sounding. lovely
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 22:07,
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needs more cowbell
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LS18 ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 22:51,
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FUCKLIFT!
AWESOME! \o/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 1:37,
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 17:26,
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XD
Welcome to b3ta, noob!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 18:02,
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whoosh
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 18:21,
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:)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 5:31,
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looks like the album cover of some artsy prog rock band
i like it
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 11:36,
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and that's how they make ferrero rocher
lovely shop
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 13:45,
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The top-rated calendar app in prehistoric times
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Pizopop was here ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 20:40,
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alarming
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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 20:50,
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half expected a bunch of druids turning up around june or july
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 21:20,
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I expect a giant Bill Murray to smash the lot with his fist in a prehistoric version of
the movie, Groundhog Day.
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LS18 ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 21:30,
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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 20:02,
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nice kite!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 20:15,
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thought it might be up your alley pedro
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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 20:28,
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Hey Pedro . . .
He said UP YOUR hehehe
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LS18 ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 21:44,
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Oh R2!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 21:00,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 21:08,
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Fuck!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 22:28,
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Lift!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 1:38,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 3:05,
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What the hellis that source image though?
Is it a pole vaulting dog?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 5:32,
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are you with PETA? if so its just a dog doing agility training
if not, its what you can accomplish with a pole, a chop and a tube of tarzans monkey grip
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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 13:14,
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Oops a daisy...
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Ninj ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 14:26,
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These clothes look quite stylish, I'm sure there is a joke in there somewhere
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97800 ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 14:48,
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Shhhh! You'll summon the beast
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 15:33,
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WHO WANTS TO SEE A JOKE?
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 17:59,
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Old jokes are not very fashionable.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 18:06,
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Oh go on, you know you want to say it
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 17:54,
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WhOOpsies
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 16:56,
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SO YOU GUYS LIKE SEASONAL JOKES EH?
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 17:58,
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Yeah got any Winter jokes?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 18:07,
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nice legs!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 18:06,
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Ahahaha
I like this
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 3 Dec 2018, 5:29,
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This just came up on my dashboard when I crossed the Canadian border
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 2:10,
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What units are used on the left dial? Furlongs per fortnight?
poutine maintenance...BAH! :)
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LS18 ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 3:20,
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Jiggawatts!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 13:34,
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:(
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kapsalon
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 9:20,
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:))
Nice invention!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 13:34,
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It's no
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 17:53,
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HPFCE?
I don't get it
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97800 ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 11:55,
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PFECH, NOOB!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 13:33,
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97800 ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 13:49,
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*Looking at his tweets*
4-ever n00b :(
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 13:57,
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needs to merge his company with these folk and shorten entertainment to 'e'
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 14:34,
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Follow the only road!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 18:13,
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The same procedure as last year, Miss Sophie?
The same procedure as every year, James.
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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely ,
Sat 1 Dec 2018, 22:35,
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I look forward to my Cadvent Calendar
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Ninj ,
Sat 1 Dec 2018, 22:50,
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Reflectoporn opportunity missed...!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Sat 1 Dec 2018, 22:50,
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Don't worry
Barbarossa will be along in a bit, I'm sure.
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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely ,
Sat 1 Dec 2018, 23:23,
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oh will I now!
Turns out, yes, yes I will..
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 0:22,
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FP this now
It's a seasonal tradition.
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Sat 1 Dec 2018, 23:48,
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You could get a nasty cut mucking about with metal flaps like that.
I cannot endorse this!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 1:39,
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It's CHRISTMASSS
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 9:15,
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...and behind every door?
Pasta!
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 16:57,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 1 Dec 2018, 19:02,
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Armour dillo
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97800 ,
Sat 1 Dec 2018, 19:03,
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*applause*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sat 1 Dec 2018, 20:18,
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According to Wikipedia, the word armadillo means "little armoured one" in Spanish
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Sat 1 Dec 2018, 20:51,
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No you're wrong.
It's literally French for Armoured Dildo. I'm a stranger on the internet and insist that what I say is true!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 1 Dec 2018, 21:46,
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The Internet, you say?
Then I bow to your infallibility!
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Sat 1 Dec 2018, 21:57,
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inthedarknet more like
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Sat 1 Dec 2018, 22:33,
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in ibility us
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97800 ,
Sat 1 Dec 2018, 23:19,
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Stranger Danger!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 1:03,
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That means 'love Pedro' in Mexican.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 1:11,
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LAWL!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 1:40,
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Yup you’re a dildo
You said it
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boff FL OZ ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 11:16,
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Whoa!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Sat 1 Dec 2018, 19:22,
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When attacked, he can curl up into a ball...
...it's freakin' amazin'.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 1:08,
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 0:34,
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That's the face of a killer.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 1:04,
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bindun?
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Q4nobody ,
Sat 1 Dec 2018, 16:38,
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Yes, several times on social media
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97800 ,
Sat 1 Dec 2018, 16:52,
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social what?
You kids and your newfangled shenanigans!
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Q4nobody ,
Sat 1 Dec 2018, 17:21,
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Don't let the name fool you
You will never interact with a more wretched hive of scum and villainy
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sat 1 Dec 2018, 17:42,
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What about /links?
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 1 Dec 2018, 18:50,
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Not even once
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97800 ,
Sat 1 Dec 2018, 18:56,
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That place only exists in rumours
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sat 1 Dec 2018, 20:29,
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never going back again?
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Sat 1 Dec 2018, 22:35,
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I heard about that... ...don't believe it.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 2 Dec 2018, 1:14,
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I don't blame him
he has bigger tits than Trump
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sat 1 Dec 2018, 17:13,
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Ah ha ha ha
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@man move along, nothing to see here on ,
Sat 1 Dec 2018, 19:28,
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haha!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 1 Dec 2018, 20:01,
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I've seen a few to be honest.
Nicely done though
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sat 1 Dec 2018, 21:16,
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Returkey of the Jedi
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Sat 1 Dec 2018, 15:27,
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lovely
AT-RK?
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Q4nobody ,
Sat 1 Dec 2018, 16:39,
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That
doesn't seem to work here
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sat 1 Dec 2018, 17:09,
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A nice outing for a B3ta classic
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Sat 1 Dec 2018, 18:35,
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