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# A particular set of racist skills
(Leemondus, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 16:08, archived)
# HIS ASS
(97800, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 20:41, archived)
# ALL TIME
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Feb 2019, 22:39, archived)
# COSHING
(97800, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 6:44, archived)
# Down with this sort of thing!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 14:52, archived)
# and lasses?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 16:41, archived)
#
No, he hates women (allegedly)
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 16:55, archived)
# suspected as much
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Ey up, Chuck


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(Ian Corrigible, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 14:18, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 11:35, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 11:48, archived)
# Seems like it could be a beamNG drive mod
(MRS2, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Imagine...


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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 10:34, archived)
# Imagine there's no Malkovich, and no Malkovich too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 12:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 14:43, archived)
# haha love this
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 17:15, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Feb 2019, 22:40, archived)
# You're a bloody mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 23:03, archived)
# :D !!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 8 Feb 2019, 16:11, archived)
#


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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Feb 2019, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] You say you want a revolution?.......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 5:30, archived)
# Have a click for the work involved, if nothing else.
(97800, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 8:20, archived)
#
MANY layers
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 17:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 10:10, archived)
# Nice!
*click*
(Moggy's nun...ha ha XD)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 17:52, archived)
# That's brill
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 18:40, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 8 Feb 2019, 11:43, archived)
# Freebase Lonely Hearts FUCK Band!

This is incredible
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 12:03, archived)
# I know......FUCK!
Maybe fix that later.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 17:52, archived)
# There! Fixed! Had to use a shoehorn,...but there it is.
Plus a few more extra things... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 20:49, archived)
# Who are these guys, I see them on here a lot
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 14:44, archived)
# They are your special friends.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 17:53, archived)
# FUCK!®
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 1:39, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 1:57, archived)
# I love you
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 20:21, archived)
# Wowsers
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 8 Feb 2019, 11:45, archived)
# Fucking hell...that's amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 8 Feb 2019, 16:03, archived)
# With the mendels
Not quite the image challenge. First post after 15 years of lurking.



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(mycrobe, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 1:13, archived)
# Hello! Have you really lurked here for 15 years?
I looked up some of the words in your picture.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 2:18, archived)
# since 2002 or 2003, I'd say
The oldest b3ta email I still have is [b3ta] Issue 75: "All toad. No hole." from 7th Feb 2003.

The first entry in that mail was: 

: ANIMAL, VEGETABLE OR MINERAL QUIZ
  What the fuck is it?
  
  Artamnesia writes:
  
  "In the game Twenty Questions, it's the first
  thing you ask. But can you tell from the 16
  images which is animal, vegetable or mineral?"
  
  And what a selection of objects! Tricky? Very.


I just clicked the link to play the game and got forwarded through a bunch of highly reputable looking URLs, and finally ended up with a Flash Upgrade for my system! Handy!
(mycrobe, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 22:27, archived)
# :) I stopped updating Flash last year, I think I've only seen the placeholder appear twice since that time.
Firefox got a bit heavy-handed with it too, forcing updates in order to view content. At a certain point I just decided it wasn't worth bothering with any more. I believe it was installed on something like 95% of systems at one point. I wonder what the numbers are now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 1:06, archived)
# Very good.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 5:53, archived)
# Help, I need somebody
To explain this to me
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 7:49, archived)
# I looked up some of the words in the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 12:03, archived)
# so did i
still don’t get it, i’m afraid
(ozof, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 19:09, archived)
# I have a nasty suspicion it requires some intelligence, which seems unfair on most of us to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 20:44, archived)
#
There was a guy named Mendel who liked mating pea plants together.

Some peas plants were short and some were tall. He noticed that if you bred a short plant with a tall one, all the offspring were tall.

But then when he bred those tall offspring with each other, you'd get a 3 tall plants for every Ringo.


                    all
    T                T           T   T   T   
    A                A           A   A   A
    L        -sex->  L   -sex->  L   L   L     
    L  x             L           L   L   L
    L     X          L           L   L   L   X
    L     S          L           L   L   L   S


Everyone thought he was a loony.
(mycrobe, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 21:49, archived)
# Welcome to the Ringo patch :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 1:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's name her Eleanor
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 0:10, archived)
# YES THERE WAS A FILM OF IT OK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 0:11, archived)
# Checks imdb
Clicks
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 7:46, archived)
[challenge entry] A shameless advert for burgers
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Guilty! And stop that, John.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 22:26, archived)
# hahaha cleva
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 23:05, archived)
# I think this is good
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 23:21, archived)
# As do I.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 23:04, archived)
# hahaha, have an old Macca Pakka
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 8 Feb 2019, 18:25, archived)
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(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:14, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:54, archived)
# haha I always suspected he was on the (sea) weed
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:58, archived)
# :)
Yes, it started on that bloody yellow submarine
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 19:15, archived)
# is that where he got bladder-racked?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 19:19, archived)
# ya wohl!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Too obvious?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 16:10, archived)
# "These wingsuits are shit!"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 16:15, archived)
# given the news today it would have been better if the Beatles had been black
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 16:46, archived)
# But that's not Liam, it's Ewan
(Cerberus64, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 17:29, archived)
# oh yeah I see. The power of lossy ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 17:31, archived)
# same thing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 17:43, archived)
# Wrong!
Obi Wan was much bolder than his Master.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:19, archived)
# but not as italic ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:25, archived)
# No! That's not the Jedi way.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:26, archived)
# There should have been a Jedi called Sans Serif
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:27, archived)
# I think that's where Boba Fett's Great Great Grandfather is from....the Sans Serif Outer Region...also known as the Great Outer Rim.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:30, archived)
#
Princess Lucida
Sans Solo
ummm...
Courierbacca
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:33, archived)
# NO COMIC SANS SOLO!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 19:10, archived)
# love it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 19:20, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Feb 2019, 1:19, archived)
# Oh you were right! Found this on the web:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 19:34, archived)
# Haha
Dreadful. I'm calling!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 19:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 19:55, archived)
# Wait...
Has the ban on Prince been lifted?
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 11:07, archived)
# Can't stand beatles or trekwars but
but I do like this
wtf¡¿
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 17:37, archived)
# ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:04, archived)
# oh you're so different and edgy
;-)
(horrid, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:32, archived)
# Yeah...he's a walking contradiction.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
www.b3ta.com/board/11277491
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:54, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 19:45, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:31, archived)
# PLONK

I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:45, archived)
# Splat!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 0:46, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Isn't it good
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Indecent
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 15:09, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 15:11, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 16:11, archived)
# Very good!
I'm your number one fan.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 17:25, archived)
# Beatles Compos are pure Misery.
Jusssayin'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:28, archived)
# Frightened jeep is also chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 16:10, archived)
# cock and hen
farmyard friends
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 17:29, archived)
# TROOOLLLLL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I am Legend?
(RustyTrombone, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 11:40, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 10:45, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 11:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 15:25, archived)
# rock n roll
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 13:00, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 16:12, archived)
# What I have is a very particular set of racist skills

news
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 7:50, archived)
# As interview anecdotes go, I've heard better
(97800, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 8:46, archived)
# I'm sure people reach a certain age and are like "fuck it, I've lived long enough, I'm going to start saying anything that comes into my head"
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 5 Feb 2019, 10:08, archived)
# hehe what a knob
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 12:05, archived)
# #himtoo
as neeson allowed himself to get smashed up the pooper in exchange for a movie role, harvey weinstein realised blackfacing was overkill when dealing with whores like this..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 13:34, archived)
# It's a rum do, and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 16:14, archived)
# #fakenews :)


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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 19:46, archived)
# Ha Ha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:17, archived)
# Great publicity for his new movie though...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] ju geddit?
(nraphael, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 5:28, archived)
# Cheggers debrained it all?
Ja?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 14:50, archived)
#
cheggers? Les Dennis more like.

Beat Les ffs
(nraphael, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 23:04, archived)
# I can't stand the brain
against my window
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:50, archived)

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