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# Trash Of The Titan
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 0:50, archived)
# Kathy Griffin?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 0:56, archived)
# Wrong again, Tribs...it's Bea Arthur.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 1:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's a bad joke.

Edit: thanks all :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 23:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 23:49, archived)
# And we have candles
Great post for your B3ta day.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 0:26, archived)
# Trying to burn the whole place down?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 0:37, archived)
# Ha Ha!!!
The Flames of Victory are ablaze!
Have a candle! (This is the only one I could find)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 0:52, archived)
# Neat! It's also personali...
WAIT!! :((
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 1:09, archived)
# Not everything is about you, Pedro....it's a candle for mofaha.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 1:31, archived)
# You shouldn't have.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 1:36, archived)
# Happy candles!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 Feb 2019, 17:23, archived)
# Cheers!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 3:54, archived)
# Happy Happy
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 4:27, archived)
# :))
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 3:53, archived)
# sixteen candles, so old enough to join the b3ta army
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 7:40, archived)
# Happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 9:05, archived)
# yay!
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 21 Feb 2019, 9:43, archived)
# Yay ! Happy candle

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 11:55, archived)
# Jeez, gonna need 'enable word wrap' for that many candles!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 14:49, archived)
#
Yay and Woo and Candlube salutations mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Q&D; Mustapha Bin Dun etc.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 23:02, archived)
# within the past week
unless that's a repost

/ed
I was mistaken, was thinking of this
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 7:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Tamagotchi, divided
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 22:48, archived)
# That's better than the original
(MRS2, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 23:55, archived)
# Looking back, I realize these were training us to keep our mobile devices charged.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 0:58, archived)
# meanwhile, my cat is terrified of usb cables for some reason
(ozof, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 5:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Vince Van Geek

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] And a few years later...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 23:05, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 23:31, archived)
# Ha Ha! Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 0:53, archived)
# I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 3:39, archived)
# hahaha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 14:36, archived)
# Manley?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 23:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 21:16, archived)
# Moobio
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 21:33, archived)
# Chocolate sponge cakes!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 21:37, archived)
# The guy on the right didn't get one, I decided not to say anything but it's been bothering me
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 21:40, archived)
# He's already eaten his and got choccy fudge icing all over his upper lip
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 23:17, archived)
# Thanks I feel better now
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 3:42, archived)
# They've been waiting for ages then 3 will come at once
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 21:54, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 21:57, archived)
# The perspective on this has broken my brain
(97800, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 22:24, archived)
# Yeah it is a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 22:54, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 22:34, archived)
# nice wine stoppers
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 22:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 20:42, archived)
# That's lovely that is
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 20:44, archived)
# Nice style!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 21:33, archived)
# very suspicious
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 22:08, archived)
#
s a
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 3:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh ! Sod it!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 18:37, archived)
# "So nice to hear sound of audience crapping!"
Benny Hill, 1973
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 19:04, archived)
# hehe
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 20 Feb 2019, 19:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 22:02, archived)
#
(97800, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 19:13, archived)
# Benny & the rocket jets
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 21:04, archived)
# il met by moonlight
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 22:29, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 23:32, archived)
# Kill me now


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 15:36, archived)
# I hope you're proud of yourself
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 15:43, archived)
# They can turn off the internets now because I have just won.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 15:44, archived)
# But... fans are meant to push the air about, this device gets pushed about *by* the air
this device gets pushed about *by* the airi.imgur.com/0IzOfa1.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 15:49, archived)
# That's only what they want you to think...
(I've spent a long time convincing my kids that wind farms actually generate wind, don't spoil it for them)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 16:03, archived)
#
If you thought hard enough, he'd always considered, you could work out everything. The wind, for example. It had always puzzled him until the day he'd realized that it was caused by all the trees waving about.
- Terry Pratchett
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 16:14, archived)
# Never actually read any Terry Pratchett
I probably should
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 17:37, archived)
# YES, all ~40 Discworld novels
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 18:11, archived)
# Apart from the ones that are the same
(97800, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 20:55, archived)
# Not even "Good Omens"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 21:38, archived)
# Never actually read any Terry Pratchett
I probably should
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 22:56, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11278718
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 23:18, archived)
# I always thought it was bird wings that create the wind.
I'm sticking with that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 17:41, archived)
# Stands to reason.
The best way to prevent global warming is to blow on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 16:20, archived)
# What farm makes salty water?
a wind to brine farm
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 16:35, archived)
# And upon the water sits a saline ship
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 16:48, archived)
# *solutes the captain*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 17:35, archived)
# Fan-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 16:48, archived)
# Hehe!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 20 Feb 2019, 16:50, archived)
# Ahem -
xkcd.com/1378/
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 18:19, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 20:24, archived)
# Ooops
but I refer you to Darwin and Wallace, Napier and Burgi, etc., etc...
(davyclam, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 20:46, archived)
# straight to bed. no supper
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 18:28, archived)
# spang!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 22:32, archived)
# Hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 8:12, archived)
# Well, *I* like it
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 8:28, archived)
# *Weeps silently*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 24 Feb 2019, 21:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 20 Feb 2019, 12:07, archived)
# You're odd.
(I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 20 Feb 2019, 11:53, archived)
# On second thought I may have made things worse.
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 20 Feb 2019, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 20 Feb 2019, 11:34, archived)
# NOW JUST HOLD ON A SECOND THERE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 11:39, archived)
# Not so fucking Jolie
Gary Oldjoke
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 11:43, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 11:44, archived)
# *snorts*
Allow me to make amends.
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 20 Feb 2019, 11:47, archived)
# Too late...
...you've insulted the great mofaha.
It's best to go run and hide....or bake him a cake or something.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 12:02, archived)
# I can't seem to stop
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 20 Feb 2019, 12:07, archived)
# Honestly, I'm just disappointed :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 15:19, archived)
# You could re-do all mine if you like. I did loads, but they vanished from the archive when I was banned for posting jokes on b3ta.com.
I'll let you know if I remember what any of them were.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 20 Feb 2019, 16:24, archived)
# Fake!
Numan would grow a natural black beard. No grey.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 13:02, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] o/ -vo
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 11:14, archived)
# Nice duvet covers
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 11:47, archived)
# A death bed shall be made for the ill-fated.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 11:53, archived)
# Star Trek will certainly win
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 13:22, archived)
# I agree. One good shot with the phaser and it's over.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 17:39, archived)
# Indeed! Much more effective than smacking glow-sticks against each other.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 21:01, archived)
# So uncivilised.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 22:05, archived)
#
Quoi?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 22:55, archived)
# How stupid. Those can't even cut off a hand!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 0:58, archived)
# Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 14:35, archived)
# o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 17:39, archived)
# Lovely.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 8:31, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 9:57, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 11:04, archived)
# There's no place like Home.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 11:17, archived)
# *approves*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 13:19, archived)
# Love that hillside!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 22:37, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 23:51, archived)
# Noice.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 8:31, archived)
# Bindun? Probably but needed it out of my head..
I make no apologies..



Click for bigger (53 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 7:05, archived)
# haha!
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 20 Feb 2019, 8:00, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 11:05, archived)
# Hey little sister...
make me a brew...!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 20:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 11:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 0:00, archived)
# People put effort into making an image or a joke and a simple "wo" makes people feel heard
(97800, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 7:41, archived)
# and ya
you smooth talker
I shall be skipping all day now
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 8:03, archived)
# golly
wo
(davyclam, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 9:09, archived)
# "Golly, woo, yay, hoopla!"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] MC, VVG style
pea-roast (natch!)
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 23:26, archived)
#
I like this more than I should :)

A Woo and a Yay in your general direction!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 10:35, archived)
# Yay!
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 14:35, archived)
# Meanwhile in a seldom used room somewhere near Westminster...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 19 Feb 2019, 22:39, archived)
# bloke behind tucker looked familiar
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Woof
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 21:56, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 22:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 23:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 0:22, archived)
# Your Grace?
Bishop Erkenwald?
(davyclam, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 9:16, archived)
# fein artf!
(ozof, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 23:15, archived)
# I wondered why my deck of cards smelled of corn chips
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 0:09, archived)
# *applause*
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 8:32, archived)

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