Newsletter - call for contentHave you seen anything this week that should be in the newsletter? Stuff you've made, snippets of news, or just things you've found funny.
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rob,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 16:00,
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I'll reply "threadwaste, where's the pic" to get that out of the way myselfso back to the question: have you seen anything useful for newsletter content?
( rob,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 16:01,
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A saucy painting of bill Clinton in a dress and heels was found in Jeffry Epstein's houseLooks like something you'd see round here
shorenewsnetwork.com/2019/08/15/odd-clinton-painting-found-at-the-home-of-dead-pedophile-jeffrey-epstein/
(shorenewsnetwork.com/2019/08/15/odd-clinton-painting-found-at-the-home-of-dead-pedophile-jeffrey-epstein/
gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 18:43,
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"Parsing Bill" by Petrina Ryan-Kleid
gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 18:54,
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Yeah I think I can see something as well Sn0tters ๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ช,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 23:09,
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I honestly don't think that bothers Bill as much as most others would be.
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 20:13,
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The Sun's take on Putin visiting an extreme right wing motorbike club in CrimeaWhat's the most important thing?
Well his tight trousers of course.
With it being the Sun, he's not even wearing tight trousers.
www.thesun.co.uk/news/9699023/putin-night-wolves-biker-gang-protests-russia-moscow/
(Well his tight trousers of course.
With it being the Sun, he's not even wearing tight trousers.
www.thesun.co.uk/news/9699023/putin-night-wolves-biker-gang-protests-russia-moscow/
Sn0tters ๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ช,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 16:09,
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Sad to see my Monday morning invention of an alarm clock with a remote teddy bear you squeeze to snooze the alarm has already been invented(
Sn0tters ๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ช,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 16:13,
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Invent one where you have to tear it to pieces to shut it up. Put real guts inside. Seriously.
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Thu 15 Aug 2019, 16:36,
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Could get messy if the cat's in bed with me and I grab the wrong thing Sn0tters ๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ช,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 16:41,
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heated wiper blades are the investment of the day PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 16:50,
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Imagine my dispair upon discovering there was already a James Brown alarm clock that went "Heeey, get on upa!"
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 21:43,
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Self-lighting cigarettes were the pub invention of the evening here...
Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 22:23,
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I am nearly 100% sure I have seen those before Sn0tters ๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ช,
Fri 16 Aug 2019, 0:31,
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After further research, they've been invented numerous times over the last century,with the same, probably predictable results: lots of broken fags and no-one likes huffing phosphorus...
( Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Sun 18 Aug 2019, 20:14,
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Might be worth having a look on reddit, I think they have a few links there. mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 16:34,
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Also, I hear that there's some funny things being written on qotw these days.
(,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 18:07,
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Mediocrity rises to the top on Reddit,and Twitter is 99% Brexshit noise.
I like a newsletter. The web needs editors.
(And b3ta remains a good one for launching projects - newsletters remain a major source of traffic. No one clicks links on Twitter.)
(I like a newsletter. The web needs editors.
(And b3ta remains a good one for launching projects - newsletters remain a major source of traffic. No one clicks links on Twitter.)
monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 19:08,
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So don't look at the top :)Yes Twitter is horrible.
I liked the newsletter when it was predominantly b3ta or b3ta-generated content, those things which made the site unique.
Many of the most active posters here now have social media accounts where they routinely cross-post. A sizable majority of their posts are generic, in the sense that they could be posted almost anywhere online.
While it's great to be outward-looking, formerly it was the inward-facing b3ta 'culture' which overwhelmingly drove this site. If social media has destroyed anything, it's that.
(I liked the newsletter when it was predominantly b3ta or b3ta-generated content, those things which made the site unique.
Many of the most active posters here now have social media accounts where they routinely cross-post. A sizable majority of their posts are generic, in the sense that they could be posted almost anywhere online.
While it's great to be outward-looking, formerly it was the inward-facing b3ta 'culture' which overwhelmingly drove this site. If social media has destroyed anything, it's that.
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 21:11,
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I was actually looking at the early B3ta newsletters last night (easy to access if you know how).I was mostly struck by how many of the links are now dead...some of the content is available via other means (I laughed a lot watching a YT video of Hacker or Spacker), but the supposed permanence of the 'net at the time is starkly highlighted by observing what has been lost in less than two decades...
( Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 22:21,
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Sad, isn't it?I remember trying to look at some pretty famous old sites on the Wayback Machine, and most of them are broken.
And almost all of Facebook's content will be lost one day. The content is not accessible to archivists, and I can't see Zuckerberg giving a shit about preserving it.
(And almost all of Facebook's content will be lost one day. The content is not accessible to archivists, and I can't see Zuckerberg giving a shit about preserving it.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 23:05,
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everything changes, nothing lasts, turns out the fat guy was right all along mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 16 Aug 2019, 3:25,
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*coff*"we love the web"...*coff*no we don't
*coff*yes we do
*coff* no we don't...we fucking hate the web
*coff*the web is great
*coff*fucktheweb*coff*
(*coff*yes we do
*coff* no we don't...we fucking hate the web
*coff*the web is great
*coff*fucktheweb*coff*
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 23:43,
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There's this wannabe John McClane from my neck of the woods...... who thought crawling through a storm drain to "scratch it off his bucket list" was a good idea
www.islandecho.co.uk/man-thought-it-was-the-end-after-getting-stuck-in-15-inch-pipe/
(www.islandecho.co.uk/man-thought-it-was-the-end-after-getting-stuck-in-15-inch-pipe/
Pizopop was here,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 17:05,
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Product idea: a custom bucket with your bucket list printed on stickers stuck to the side.When you do something from the list, you pull the sticker off and throw it in the bucket.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Thu 15 Aug 2019, 17:10,
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Then at the funeral a makeshift system of pulleys can be usedto make the late owner literally kick it into the crowd wedding bouquet style
( Pizopop was here,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 17:12,
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Whoever catches the bucket has to fulfill any remaining stickers.Actually, it should be: whoever gets hit by the bucket. Because no fucker is going to want to catch it.
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Thu 15 Aug 2019, 17:13,
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...starting with the one that led to the previous owner's current condition... Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 17:26,
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....and the only way to avoid that fate? You're immune if you have a bucket of your own! mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 17:30,
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...a move known as the "Edna". mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 17:54,
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As in: Edna BucketGEDDIT?
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Fri 16 Aug 2019, 16:29,
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This app is a bit genius...(
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 18:54,
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that is neatI was just about to download it and hope my location sounded funny and I could post it, then remembered that I don't really want to post my location
( rob,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 18:56,
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I want to move to rock,paper,scissors PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 19:21,
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It was a shite idea when it was touted 6+ years ago...If you've got smartphone connectivity, you've got accurate location data available via GPS or cell tower, not a lookup in some proprietary, closed-source keyword database on the 'net...
( Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 22:47,
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This makes me sad [insert relevant pictoral representation]These are called emoticons and the world was a better place when you could express emotions via a clever combination of characters from various writing systems of the world (or, personally, pure ASCII)...
( Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 22:59,
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A guide on how to develop a separate consciousness in your own headwww.tulpa.info/what-is-a-tulpa/
There are many people I would not trust with a secret person only they can talk to
(There are many people I would not trust with a secret person only they can talk to
Sn0tters ๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ช,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 22:33,
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What are we, your content bitc..?Ah, ...oh...
As you were.
(As you were.
unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 23:03,
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yes you areWell I thought I'd at least try and involve you lot coz I do miss stuff
( rob,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 23:06,
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I thought of some funny jokes based on puns on reggae singers' names. Let me know if you're interested, or I'll just perform them at the Fringe instead.
(,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 23:19,
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Bob moley and the weasels
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Fri 16 Aug 2019, 9:35,
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This amused me greatly (mostly as I have the 12" single) Therefore I have clicked "I like this"
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TBL I posted this on,
Fri 16 Aug 2019, 18:26,
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How did you get into my kitchen drawer? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 13:30,
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Stretched measuring tape and 46 dead AA batteries. And plastic things that are actually ratchet screwdriver fruit.
(,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 13:34,
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i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 17:17,
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Yep that looks strangely familarPlan to deal with it sometime never.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 16:38,
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Oh shit, I have entire rooms like this...
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 16:41,
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Have you donea Jed Maxwell chestface yet? Might work.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 15:48,
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Sorry, but who is that?Edit: apart from Mia Farrow.
Another Edit: No worries, next front page from Monkeon has told me.
(Another Edit: No worries, next front page from Monkeon has told me.
Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 21:55,
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mitchellslawncorp.com/simon-cowell-plastic-surgery-before-and-after/
Edit: actually, probably not a great idea to hotlink to a spam website...
(Edit: actually, probably not a great idea to hotlink to a spam website...
Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 17:32,
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You're correct....it's all alien to me... :/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 0:33,
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just a bunch of bleeps and bloops to me as well gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 0:37,
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Maybe if you keep listening, you'll dish something out.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 0:37,
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I just feel that I'm on a different frequency gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 0:42,
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I'm just tuning you guys out, LOL PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 0:51,
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That reply is a clear signal that you want attention.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 1:03,
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I do enjoy a positive reception here PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 1:09,
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I enjoy the modulation of your tone gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 1:26,
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These puns are becoming very static lately.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 1:29,
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like some vital force is being drainedAre chi bo-rne out so quickly?
(,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 8:38,
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meh a travelling large primate with a fondness for snow turning up unexpectedly in Alaska would sort that out
His codpiece is too small to be functional, purely for decoration gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 0:35,
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Is this the one where he has sex with his sister? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 0:51,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Unlikely Movie Adaptations"){kind=small}
She said she wanted to make sweet music but he knew it would be murder getting her to return it(, Wed 14 Aug 2019, 21:48, archived)
DNS_PROBE_FINISHED_NXDOMAIN:(
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Aug 2019, 23:26,
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Yeah just saw that - some testing crap that leaked Sn0tters ๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ช,
Wed 14 Aug 2019, 23:28,
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It's probably "flag of colour" nowadays, personal computer gone mad
thanks!The King meanwhile had to find some way of paying off all those city damages
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(,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 0:02,
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The beat don't stop till the break o dawnooh im too late arn't i
( gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 0:25,
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He's considering wether it will fit up his bum isnt he
Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim,
Wed 14 Aug 2019, 12:42,
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The wrinkled nose suggests it's already been there
Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Wed 14 Aug 2019, 12:58,
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Seins sacrés!
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de-ris www.theguardian.com/world/2019/aug/13/french-politician-accused-of-doctoring-photo-of-alpine-climb
unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Tue 13 Aug 2019, 23:44,
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Mange toutest cette horreur?
and something about hovercrafts and eels?
(and something about hovercrafts and eels?
unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Wed 14 Aug 2019, 0:04,
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They're running out of days for romcom titles
monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 13 Aug 2019, 22:38,
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It's wheelie good!Or : Bin dun!
( Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Tue 13 Aug 2019, 23:06,
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An obvious throwaway film from the director gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Wed 14 Aug 2019, 4:56,
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If the director reads this he'll feel really put out. Early in the morning. Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Wed 14 Aug 2019, 5:39,
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Nothing the bin men won't refuse. gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Wed 14 Aug 2019, 6:14,
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Not saying the script was crowdsourced but even the local Yodel courier put something into it Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Wed 14 Aug 2019, 7:50,
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If they can pick up some new ideas, that would be great....otherwise kick it to the curb.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 14 Aug 2019, 11:50,
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The writer for the famous "food waste disaster" scene spilled the beans Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Wed 14 Aug 2019, 13:01,
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'all the single horses,'
( gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Wed 14 Aug 2019, 2:09,
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edit: Now that it's an FP tag-along....I should've done a better job on this...meh....hindsight...
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 0:31,
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:DNow I want to see Matthew Broderick on a saddle too
( Pizopop was here,
Wed 14 Aug 2019, 2:58,
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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a barand the barman says "why the long face"
( rob,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 10:30,
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She'll stop posting here if you're not careful Sn0tters ๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ช,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 10:34,
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getting about 5 emails a week demanding an unbanbut you know, fuck it
( rob,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 10:42,
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I'll go and talk to her lawyersShe never stops banging on our doors
( Sn0tters ๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ช,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 10:43,
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I need to know, did he order a pizza when he was holed up in Nakatomi Plaza? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 13 Aug 2019, 22:45,
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You're just pandaing to Prodge Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Tue 13 Aug 2019, 21:00,
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Not everything is as black and white as it seems Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Wed 14 Aug 2019, 5:40,
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Your article reflects the problem people care about. Articles that provide timely information reflect multidimensional views from many perspectives. I look forward to reading quality articles that contain timely information from you. Thank you for sharing this great information.
word games
(,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 10:44,
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word games
This is an adaptation I definitely support :)Beautifully done too
( Pizopop was here,
Tue 13 Aug 2019, 22:45,
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it started off slow, but it can only get better cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Tue 13 Aug 2019, 13:32,
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