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# oh i don't lnow

(edited with unbroken link): twitter.com/trussliz/status/1163746041117794306
(AND it's not even her dog)
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 21:22, archived)
# It would appear that that link has been deleted.
Nice goatse too. *shudders
(gijoel, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 23:34, archived)
# Obviously it contained too much TRUTH
(97800, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 23:39, archived)
# oh. edited
also twitter.com/MrMichaelSpicer/status/1163794611111780352
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 21 Aug 2019, 7:00, archived)
# :)
(ozof, Wed 21 Aug 2019, 6:38, archived)
# Jesus Wept
At original. Excellent leg action.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 21 Aug 2019, 11:30, archived)
#
she's such a fucking cheese toting toolbag. Bad enough whoever dressed the set with whatever came to hand, didn't move the shit that was on the tables already, file with two blanks in it....but then she she looks at it and thinks 'looks normal enough'. gah.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 21 Aug 2019, 19:19, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Aug 2019, 19:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 20:20, archived)
# Jeremy Corvid?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 20:37, archived)
# He isn’t affiliated with any party :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 20:56, archived)
# \o/ YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 20:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent Prodge! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 20:47, archived)
# More of this sort of thing
(97800, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 21:27, archived)
# Woo
Long time no see ...
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 21 Aug 2019, 0:02, archived)
# Nice! And nice to see you!
(And this is my 9,999th post on here. I guess I should make something for 10k).
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 21 Aug 2019, 9:36, archived)
# Happy big round numbers day
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Aug 2019, 10:25, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Aug 2019, 19:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 18:55, archived)
# The tap seems to struggle getting that figure out at the start!
Really had to faucet
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 19:16, archived)
# Another post down the drain ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 19:31, archived)
# Pffft
You big drip!
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 19:39, archived)
# Just needs a few taps to get it started
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 22:49, archived)
# Ohhh, neat!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 20:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 21 Aug 2019, 0:39, archived)
# What comes out of the hot tap*?
*Faucet...I'm multiculturally sensitive...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 23:12, archived)
# Hot tap (faucet) = hot chicks
Cold tap is room temp.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 21 Aug 2019, 0:39, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 17:36, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 18:20, archived)
# Pedro, what begins with K and ends up with you looking at this picture?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 19:46, archived)
# I'm not sure, but it's not OK :)
Plz tell me.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 20:34, archived)
#
KARMA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 21:14, archived)
# 😭
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 21:50, archived)
# Kinky
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 20:41, archived)
# kleptomania
(ozof, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 21:18, archived)
# ketamine
(ozof, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 21:18, archived)
#
kum
(JauntyArt, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 12:53, archived)
# 's'nuff
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 18:20, archived)
# pussy pistol
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello son
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 0:34, archived)
# Well there you have it!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 0:40, archived)
# It's where I have it
amirite?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 11:45, archived)
#
This makes all my efforts worthwhile.
Buy it on a t-shirt!
www.redbubble.com/people/i124nk8/works/39400839-the-ball-dryer?p=mens-premium-t-shirt&rel=carousel
(JauntyArt, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 1:23, archived)
# Based on a true story
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 4:46, archived)
# Torching all time his ass
(97800, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 7:01, archived)
# quicker than waxing
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 7:48, archived)
# A bloke at work
Always did that in the gym changing rooms. Weirdo.
(rogerzilla, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 7:52, archived)
# BALLS!
b3ta is down for maintenance.
This is not showing on the FP.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 12:28, archived)
# I think I used the wrong FP algorithm
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 17:39, archived)
# 'Oh bugger me, now I recognise this place!'
now I recognise this place!'
(JauntyArt, Mon 19 Aug 2019, 21:52, archived)
# He seems quite happy to accept his fate
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 19 Aug 2019, 22:12, archived)
#
Just like Jeffrey Epstein
(JauntyArt, Mon 19 Aug 2019, 22:29, archived)
# Suicided by tunnel
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 22 Aug 2019, 9:56, archived)
# I think he arranged the hit...
she was about to expose him.
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Wed 21 Aug 2019, 15:12, archived)
# Ahh makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 22 Aug 2019, 9:56, archived)
# That’s a terrifying smile
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 4:47, archived)
[challenge entry] ...and then it rained.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 19 Aug 2019, 12:39, archived)
# Marvellous
(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 19 Aug 2019, 17:36, archived)
# Every commute would be massively improved by the inclusion of a Totoro or Catbus...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 19 Aug 2019, 21:10, archived)
# This is so good
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 19 Aug 2019, 22:13, archived)
# Love these
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Mon 19 Aug 2019, 23:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Monday.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 19 Aug 2019, 9:50, archived)
# \o/
(ozof, Mon 19 Aug 2019, 11:05, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11293285
(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 19 Aug 2019, 17:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Aug 2019, 20:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't look directly into the USB slot


(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 19 Aug 2019, 6:33, archived)
# Haha!
Clicking it hard like the mouse it won't find
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 19 Aug 2019, 23:22, archived)
# Is that USB see?
(nonotreally, Wed 21 Aug 2019, 1:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Never disrespect SuperGoose

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Aug 2019, 22:58, archived)
# Angry feathery bastards
A hissing and a shiting. Get back in the oven.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 19 Aug 2019, 23:26, archived)
# :) and won't let a bloke take a rest on the wall :(
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 22 Aug 2019, 0:07, archived)
# This is fab!
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Sat 24 Aug 2019, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Mundane you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 18 Aug 2019, 21:26, archived)
# Oddly hypnotic
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sun 18 Aug 2019, 22:12, archived)
# I wonder why that bastard flashes that way.
Oh . . . I see :P
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Aug 2019, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] You ain't never had a blend like me
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sun 18 Aug 2019, 19:12, archived)
#
He got quite a shock
(loci, Sun 18 Aug 2019, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Sun 18 Aug 2019, 17:14, archived)
# Weasels TIGged my flesh
(horrid, Mon 19 Aug 2019, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Breakfast's ready darling'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 18 Aug 2019, 15:48, archived)
# Careful m8, 11/9 jokes are officially off limits now
(97800, Sun 18 Aug 2019, 15:58, archived)
# Is that true? ヽ(。_°)ノ
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Aug 2019, 16:40, archived)
#
H͓͈̠̖̖̯̤͍̘̳̞̼͈̞͚̦̀͢͞e̡̢̛͍̠̲̰̻͇ ̖͚̼̼͙̬͔͎̜͡͞C̵̴͕̝̲̰̭͎̪͉͚̗̘̦̲̗̼͍͉̀o̴̷͓̩͖̰͎̱͝m̴̴̛͓̞̞̩͖̦̘̥͚̮ͅe҉͏̢͖̘̭̟͚ͅt̷̙̱̟̖̺̥͘͡h͞͏̵̢̤̼͕̝̭̝̺̭̣͍̻̼̣̳̳̣̖͙͟ͅ
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Aug 2019, 16:56, archived)
# WTF?
world trade fuck
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Aug 2019, 17:23, archived)
# ^ witchcraft©.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 18 Aug 2019, 20:32, archived)
# Hopefully sn0tters will be along shortly to ban him
(97800, Sun 18 Aug 2019, 20:35, archived)
# I'll ban you, you cheeky upstart
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sun 18 Aug 2019, 20:37, archived)
# Yesss
(97800, Sun 18 Aug 2019, 21:03, archived)
# YAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Aug 2019, 21:22, archived)
# That's enough Pedro.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Aug 2019, 21:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Aug 2019, 23:02, archived)
# :(((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Aug 2019, 21:44, archived)
# ...but I makeded it just for you! :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Aug 2019, 22:09, archived)
# ୧(ಠ益ಠ)୨
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Aug 2019, 23:12, archived)
# heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 0:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Aug 2019, 4:47, archived)
# So pop-tarts are still a thing...?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 18 Aug 2019, 20:07, archived)
# Are you not aware of Little Mix?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 19 Aug 2019, 21:48, archived)
# Vaguely, via my niece...
...didn't realize they were electrothermically powered...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 19 Aug 2019, 22:49, archived)
# *ka-pew*pew*

Luke: I got you, man!
Darth: No way! I dodged it...and then I got you and blew you up! You're dead!
Luke: No fucking way!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Aug 2019, 15:16, archived)
# Grow up Darth, and play fair
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Aug 2019, 15:37, archived)
# Darth: *chokes Pedro*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Aug 2019, 17:24, archived)
# Han broke Greedo's favourite toy first
(97800, Sun 18 Aug 2019, 15:44, archived)
# R2 runs on batteries...I did not know that!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Aug 2019, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(WGCtrev, Sun 18 Aug 2019, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] The Black Swan is on the next page.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Aug 2019, 13:55, archived)
#
twitter.com/TetZoo/status/1163054994637168642
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 18 Aug 2019, 14:23, archived)
#
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(97800, Sun 18 Aug 2019, 15:43, archived)
# Which newspaper is this from?
You should be a journalist.

It's like they love sensationalising NDAs, a standard business tool.

If they ever get hold of a SWOT analysis god help us...
(LokiMD, Mon 19 Aug 2019, 14:47, archived)

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