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# Just what were they thinking?

At some point in time, the Samaritans decided that Paddy Power was the right thing to do. WTF?
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 15:06, archived)
# The Samaritans in association with Dignitas.
(Cerberus64, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 16:15, archived)
# Mind once did an article
on Richard Branson saying if he feels a bit sad he just goes to look at the Flamingos on one of his islands.

Helpful.
(horrid, Sun 1 Sep 2019, 10:04, archived)
# A great department!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 1:46, archived)
#
Perk of the job, innit
(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sat 31 Aug 2019, 18:20, archived)
# Yep, plus a pension!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Ger-growin' older, Ger-Granville..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 1:27, archived)
# He's got lovely smooth hands, what hand moisturiser does he use?
Or is it not. his. hand aaargh
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 23:50, archived)
# ummm, 'LOL'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 0:15, archived)
# I remember when Macromedia Flash was just this tall
*holds hand a foot from the ground*


(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 0:26, archived)
# How fast the babbys grow...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 0:34, archived)
# But how...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 31 Aug 2019, 0:36, archived)
# Something about instain mother
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 0:37, archived)
# In my day it were nought but Logo turtles
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 0:38, archived)
# Now we have Mr Bubz!
www.instagram.com/misterbubz/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 1:22, archived)
# I think that dog needs therapy
The cost of instagram fame (and being forced to wear one too many outfits)
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 2:09, archived)
# The Classic Mr Bubz video
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQNL83fhWJU
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 31 Aug 2019, 4:57, archived)
# Haha, of course!
I had seen that video before, but only learned of Mr. Bubz yesterday. My life is complete.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 11:39, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 22:35, archived)
# Yesss
(97800, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 6:16, archived)
# I used to use a program called Authorware back in the day.
Macromedia, who had both this and Flash, were great, they involved all us developers in their product and prioritisng features and fixes, I knew all their lead developers, and they hosted some great conferences around Europe, including some smoky ones in holland. they really made us feel part of the product. then macromedia got bought out by Adobe and the walls went up. they weren't that interested anymore in the developers, except as a way to market their products. I thought they were a bunch of cunts by comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 4:57, archived)
# The bigger the company the worse the people, hardly surprising
(97800, Sun 1 Sep 2019, 9:15, archived)
# so, time to throw away my shockwave flash training notes then
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 8:10, archived)
# Thanks...I'll let my team of technicians know.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Sep 2019, 1:17, archived)
# I was thinking about plumbers and this popped into head
so I did it to get it out of my head



Click for bigger (250 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 21:29, archived)
# CALL THE COPperS
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 21:36, archived)
# I accidentally clicked "click for bigger" and it used up all my broadband,
I want compensation
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 30 Aug 2019, 22:08, archived)
# Curse you Rob for making me do this

(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 22:53, archived)
# I'm aroused
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 22:57, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 23:08, archived)
# Look! Plumbing! {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 31 Aug 2019, 0:38, archived)
# It could be something from the film Brazil...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 23:40, archived)
# Yeah there's no logic to it beyond the phrase appearing in my head
I thought it was a bit Blue Jam. Which does have a woozy atmosphere not a billion miles from Brazil.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 10:24, archived)
# In Brazil, it's a renegade air conditioning technician, but close enough...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 19:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 20:42, archived)
# I like the chicken though...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 21:16, archived)
# If it's not 'original' and it's not 'spicy'...
...what *is* it?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 23:41, archived)
# Bland and Unoriginal, of course!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 0:07, archived)
# bleached
(ozof, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 4:15, archived)
# the choicest marinade of sticky floor leavings
we take care to roll only the cheapest, plumpest breasts in more than 7 different floor areas to give our chicken that tang you just can't place
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 8:25, archived)
# It's the heated corpses of tortured birds
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 12:53, archived)
# But that's the tastiest bit Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 0:48, archived)
# Get Ready
(@lexistwit is a work of fiction, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 18:27, archived)
# power, corruption and lies more like
(97800, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 18:29, archived)
# noice
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 18:32, archived)
# ugh!
more gammon-washing
(ozof, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 4:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Q&D. I'm not proud...
(Bananaworld, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 18:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 18:11, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 18:28, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 18:54, archived)
# love that
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 19:57, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 30 Aug 2019, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Damn!!
Why didn't I think of this!!
(Victor Victoria, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 22:03, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 1 Sep 2019, 0:26, archived)
# Nicely :)
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 1 Sep 2019, 0:26, archived)
# Look, he's waving


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(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 14:05, archived)
# Benny Hitler
(horrid, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 14:31, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 14:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 17:20, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11293959
(97800, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 17:50, archived)
# Reposting cunt
/ac
(97800, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 17:48, archived)
# No, he's drowning. You're all drowning.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 17:59, archived)
# The imminent food wars will sort the overcrowding and weed out the weakest of society
(97800, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 18:09, archived)
# LET THE DARWINATION COMMENCE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 18:55, archived)
# I'm tooled up already, bring it
(97800, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 18:56, archived)
# Everything he does is just because people laughed at his bus models
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 8:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Eminend
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 8:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Not even incontinence could stop him getting revenge
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 2:39, archived)
# Likes
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 12:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 1:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 1:45, archived)
# XD/ -cha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 2:38, archived)
# BOING!@*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 1:56, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 2:39, archived)
#
.ฬฎ.
 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 4:47, archived)
# (‘) .. (‘)
. . _____ . .
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 13:41, archived)
# Sproink!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 13:56, archived)
# XD/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 16:08, archived)
# Holy bat-stiffy!!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 14:58, archived)
# Exactly, gub-gub!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 16:10, archived)
# This is the best thing
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 17:47, archived)
# ‘\o/
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 18:03, archived)
# Great storyline.
But...
I like Yvonne Craig
I like Dianne Chandler
But which is better?
There's only one way to find out...

WAAAAAAAANNK!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 12:59, archived)
# Shhhhhhhhhhh!
*Top Secret Information*
MODS!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 20:19, archived)
# Holy tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 1 Sep 2019, 0:28, archived)
# Great whites make poor imposters.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 0:49, archived)
# The famous hammerfred shark
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 0:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Dustin still fancies Mrs Robinson, even if she's a bit wrinkly these days!


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(Victor Victoria, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 23:27, archived)
# more crumbling than Rampling these days
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 23:37, archived)
# She's the cat's meow!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 0:20, archived)
# Ralphie and his dad's "major award."
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 0:53, archived)
# hey now!...

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 1:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 1:34, archived)
# Are you trying to access my compiler?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 1:57, archived)
# She just wants to show him her spreadsheets.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 2:37, archived)
# interface
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 3:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Closer to 0079.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 19:00, archived)
# Wrist sounds great
(97800, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 20:33, archived)
# Without wrists, there'd be no wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 22:18, archived)
# Life finds a way...
...unless you're a dinosaur...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 23:27, archived)
# No Mr Bond, I expect you to die
eventually
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 20:57, archived)
# "Jeez--I thought you expected me to talk :("
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Bambi
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 17:13, archived)
# (P)Rick
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 19:24, archived)
# Respect for the dead
(P)lease
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 19:57, archived)
# Snot is obviously Rees-Mogg, think Boris would probably be Monty
(97800, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 20:14, archived)
# Boris IS Bambi
๐Ÿคก clown
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 21:47, archived)
# I've got a Stanley Steamer!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 20:33, archived)
# *checks urban dictionary*
(97800, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 20:46, archived)
# You're over thinking this!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 23:58, archived)
# I knew you would
:)
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 21:46, archived)
# Toxteth O'Grady
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 22:22, archived)
# Is that a Zapata moustache?
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Forced Entry


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(72targetlad, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 10:42, archived)
# So
There's at least,

70 60 more years of albums.

Ok then
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 12:48, archived)
# FOR SALE - 1 used Parliament building, crumbling foundations, rotten to the core and full of rats.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 29 Aug 2019, 10:32, archived)
# I dunno, hell of a fixer-upper
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 11:32, archived)
# knock down the inside
keep the facade, fill the centre with an incongruous glass/metal box and voila, a swanky hotel/apartments.

- every city centre developer
(horrid, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 12:45, archived)
# Can't I just convert it into a refugee/homeless shelter instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 13:27, archived)
# Absolutely not.
Most of it must remain uninhabited as an overpriced investment opportunity.
(horrid, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 14:48, archived)
# Awww, I wanted to invite Daily Mail and Express reporters to the grand opening
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 16:07, archived)
# what an upscale air bnb?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 18:15, archived)
# i thought trump had already bought it
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 16:10, archived)

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