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# Incoming
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 13:01, archived)
# Right you joker, where's the blag going off?
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 11:29, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 13:23, archived)
# I didn't even know there was another Scarface remake.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 16:14, archived)
# Now these are small
But that Carter is far away.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 22:30, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 23:57, archived)
# Cumquat's political forecasting
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 1:28, archived)
# Christmas is early.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 1:46, archived)
# This is how people will dress in the future. Like Bucks Fizz
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 2:52, archived)
# still making their minds up
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 3:04, archived)
# Can confirm, am time traveller
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 10:43, archived)
# Logan's Runs
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 3:09, archived)
# you're a bit optimistic
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 9:36, archived)
#
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 23:39, archived)
# groovy baby
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 0:13, archived)
# Wow! Great stuff!
Zappa iz God.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 0:45, archived)
# Best One Yet!®©
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 1:02, archived)
#
needz moor titz
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 1:45, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 3:11, archived)
# hat
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 3:22, archived)
# 10/6
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 12:22, archived)
# stiff
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 12:22, archived)
# .............o..............k..............
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 12:38, archived)
# bat-standing
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 1:32, archived)
#
and dancing
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 1:46, archived)
# CHA!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 12:23, archived)
#
ikr
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 12:34, archived)
# Where the fuck is Vicki Vale?
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 6:54, archived)
# Still I keep Vicki waiting
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 12:19, archived)
# Yeah...this comix needz moor V.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 12:35, archived)
# HOLY XENOMORPH!
I never saw that coming by the way. Good twist!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 8:38, archived)
# 'Alien Drugs'
Never trust a CatWoman !
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 12:36, archived)
# MasturBat to the rescue!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 11:49, archived)
# "To the MasturBat Poles!"
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 12:37, archived)
# Catbitch.....!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 19:32, archived)
# *SLASH!*CLAW*BITE!*
(, Sat 26 Oct 2019, 2:37, archived)
# So when's Maria going to make an appearance?
The Boy Wonder's exclamation would have a double meaning then...
(, Sat 26 Oct 2019, 15:12, archived)
# No way, man....Maria is Sacred.
All mine....(and Hitler's)
(, Sat 26 Oct 2019, 16:27, archived)
# New Duke of York logo
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 21:23, archived)
# Allgdly
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 8:13, archived)
[challenge entry] pushing last week off the board like...
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 19:37, archived)
# That's a big Captcha
"Click every square containing a country that's GONE COMPLETELY NUTS"
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 19:54, archived)
# Does it...tile?...
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry] British Marketing Board
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 18:48, archived)
# A new painting, Oath.
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 11:17, archived)
# That's tonight's screaming nightmares sorted, cheers
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 11:28, archived)
# Hahah
sorry about that!
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 11:35, archived)
# Zukkers eyes are undressing me
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 11:57, archived)
#
Zukkers Trump's
undressing me cartoon vaginas
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 18:50, archived)
# I didn't know Zukerberg is a Vulcan
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 12:03, archived)
# Have you ever seen him express an emotion...?
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 12:16, archived)
# Is greed an emotion?
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 0:24, archived)
# Data from Star Trek innit
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 18:40, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 12:18, archived)
# ^This I believe!
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 23:40, archived)
# he's a really weird looking guy
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 16:08, archived)
# Should've waited a bit longer after raiding the beer in the fridge
(, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 22:54, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 18:51, archived)
# Magical
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 18:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Grot
(, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 22:38, archived)
# Great days!
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 8:49, archived)
# *Sid James laugh*
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 21:42, archived)
# Why did this happen?
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 11:37, archived)
# sharing is caring
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 11:53, archived)
# Fiesta or Razzle?
for that is the question
and did anyone actually enjoy reader's wives?
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 12:42, archived)
# 'Newsprint' paper and spray adhesive on free shitrags from Londis.. then shop drop in various newsagents and cafes for chuckles
(, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 21:12, archived)
# I knew it
(, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 21:24, archived)
# b3ta is now a fake news website
(, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 21:57, archived)
# b3ta was a real news website?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 22:04, archived)
# No it was a fake comedy site
(, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 22:05, archived)
# I thought it was a puerile digital arts community
(, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 22:21, archived)
# No, we got promoted to "subversive meme design website" by the Daily Mail, remember.
We've grown up.
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 9:53, archived)
# If we got mentioned by the Daily Mail I'm no longer sure we exist
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 10:06, archived)
# Cripes!
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 10:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 10:26, archived)
# Told you.
Grown up. Like a proper social media website and everything.
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 10:31, archived)
# Gentrification, is what it is
Soon we peasants will be edged out in favour of hipsters and social media consultants and meme generators.
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 10:33, archived)
# Hello, is that the Mirror Group?
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 17:30, archived)
# They'll serve deconstructed face-swaps served on a shovel
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 1:00, archived)
# That's remarkably civil of them, considering how mean we are to them on a regular basis.
At the very least I'd have expected the caption under the photo to read "Rob manuell: Internet cunt".
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 17:42, archived)
# "You could be forgiven for thinking this cheeky chappie with the European sounding surname was the jovial jokemeister of b3ta
but dig deeper and this so-called "internet guru" rules over this shabby corner of the internet and its denizens in such a harsh manner that they refer to him as the "Ginger fuhrer" in his "b3ta bunker". A modern day Fagin, cyber-fagin if you will, he commands a gang of artless dodgers ready to purloin the orphan works of the innocent (claiming immunity under European copyright laws) and refashion them for consumption on popular social media sites." ...cont. on p.94
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 18:25, archived)
# FP this now
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 19:03, archived)
# Sneaky audition for a post at the DM.
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 21:46, archived)
# Clickin' dis.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 0:49, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 2:57, archived)
# O_o
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 15:16, archived)
# You're going to get a reputation
"The B3ta Banksy" or something.

Question : If Moggy and co. are so determined to make a lot of money through political means, why couldn't they just take the traditional route of embezzlement and awarding huge contracts to their mates? Why did they have to drag the rest of us into it too?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] BARPM
(, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 20:58, archived)
# ha
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 1:44, archived)
# Easy on the janitors
we don't all have mustaches
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 17:59, archived)
# Hong Kong Fuey?!
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 21:47, archived)
#
Big fat fingers pointing into my face
Telling me to get busy cleaning up this place
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 0:53, archived)
# Fun with dogshit
(, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 12:04, archived)
# "Siri, show me how Brexit's progressed."
(, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 13:03, archived)
# Will we see the return of white dogshit after brexit?
#TakingBackControl
(, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 13:06, archived)
# No, the starving masses will have eaten their dogs
(, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 13:29, archived)
# "Later, as he sat on his balcony eating the dog, Dr Boris Johnson reflected on the unusual events that had taken place within this huge country during the previous three years."
(, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 19:14, archived)
# Alas, poor Dilyn!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 19:28, archived)
#
Thatcher put a stop to that
(, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 16:53, archived)
# White dogshit
White hen's eggs
White people running corner shops
(, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 18:50, archived)
# Sorry about that....
It wasn't my dog and I couldn't find a wheelie bin to shit into.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 13:51, archived)
# There's literally one in the photo
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 9:55, archived)
# I think you'll find that is a paper recycling tub...
I know this as I used the Guardian to polish my poop hole.
(the lack of wheels is the clue there)
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 10:20, archived)
# oh yeah
Well you definitely can't poo in there. Good call!
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 10:29, archived)
# You have to have some standards.
They sort those papers out by hand you know!
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 10:53, archived)
# Excellent double-footed finish
(, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 18:42, archived)
# Plopscotch
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 8:55, archived)
# boris wants an election, does he? well, let's just see about that...
(, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 11:19, archived)
# The spice must flow!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2019, 8:41, archived)
[challenge entry] All we need now is the massive drugs.....
(, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 8:33, archived)
# haha
Girls
(, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 16:54, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 6:27, archived)
# Respect the drip.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 13:19, archived)
# MANDALS REQUIRE SOX
In a post Brexit Britain...
(, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] First Non lurk in years. Post here for compo?


Edit - learning GIMP as a casual PS user - screwed my text up
and apologies to Scarfolky types.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 14:53, archived)
# Babies prevention sounds about as grammatically correct as cats protection
(, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 20:02, archived)
# SPAFF health office.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 20:05, archived)
# i was bitten by a guy with babies and now i have to pay child support
(, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Watch out, watch out.....

Quick and dirty, I've got to go and collect a child from school....
I haven't decided which one to take yet!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 14:47, archived)
# Wish I'd kept my satchel now
"Humphrey-themed mugs, milk bottles and straws are now collectors items"
(, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 17:28, archived)
# Ive still got a Humphrey bottle!
Iโ€™ll have to get it up on eBay.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 18:09, archived)
# Soft as silk Tim....soft as silk.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 18:26, archived)
# I don't think you can upload porn on eBay.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 20:06, archived)
# Huge fan of the Loach Cinematic Universe
(, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 13:15, archived)
# i understand that reference
(, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 0:47, archived)
# Small Cheese Falcon
(, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 3:11, archived)

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