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(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 20:02, archived)
# It's fabulous! But I don't see me in there anywhere
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 20:06, archived)
# You are on mofaha's head.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 20:16, archived)
# <3 <3
Is that a recent photo? It looks like mofaha has lost a considerable amount of weight.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 20:17, archived)
# Still fat.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 20:45, archived)
# OBV
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 20:51, archived)
# That’s my O face
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 14:21, archived)
# Nice hats
hats
tits
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 20:14, archived)
# Yes!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 20:16, archived)
# They didn't *all* die this year, surely...?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 20:22, archived)
# They are all alive and well.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 20:36, archived)
# Brilliant
can those hands on Jennifer Anniston's top be mine please
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 21:25, archived)
# Ha Ha....that is Barbara Streisand!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 21:35, archived)
# It's not Andrea Zuckerman?
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 23:11, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 22:53, archived)
# ;/
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 23:31, archived)
# Sleep tight, my children.
my children.
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 2:21, archived)
# TIIIIITS!!!!!!
That's me spent. Robins middle finger was the clincher that sent me under.
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 2:24, archived)
# My job is done here.
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 4:33, archived)
# Awesome work there
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 7:47, archived)
# There you are!
Late to the party.
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 16:36, archived)
# Vry late
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 23:04, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 17:51, archived)
# XDTHANKSXD
Only took me 2 weeks to make! \o/' Cheers!
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry] is it art if the monkey took it?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 19:02, archived)
# Which one is the monkey?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 20:05, archived)
# Bit Danny Baker
jussayin 8D
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 17:57, archived)
# My new Parabat--thank you, Santa

Actually, I once traded a small ski boat for a ParaPlane. A fun ride!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 18:53, archived)
# ...another batman post? :(
;) Nice
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 20:05, archived)
# Pollocks to the lot of you. Keep up the good work.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 18:47, archived)
# Gawd Bless Us Everytime
...or something like that
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 20:05, archived)
#
There she looks like a painting
Jackson Pollock's No. 5
Come into the forest and taste the trees
The Sun starts shining, and I'm hard to please
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 3:20, archived)
# ok, so, i was just reminded that i haven't done this in a long time
and i decided to pop over and revive my blind drawing compo for christmas. obviously, it's a reindeer. for anyone who doesn't know the rules, it's to draw a reindeer in mspaint, without looking, and post the results. get cracking!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 16:20, archived)
#

Yeah the tail, I have no idea
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 16:33, archived)
# it's the tasmanian devil
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 16:37, archived)
# sick
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 16:46, archived)
# Haha!
Nice aardvark, Mo!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 16:49, archived)
# This is the BEST Xmas Evaaarrr!! God Bless Us Everyone
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 16:40, archived)
# that's more ravedeer than reindeer
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 16:43, archived)
# \../.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 16:43, archived)
# That's a moose...obv
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 16:45, archived)
# a Very Merry Christmoose!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 16:46, archived)
# HAAA!!!! GAAAAY!!!!!
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 2:25, archived)
# XD
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 16:42, archived)
# Platypusdeer~
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 16:44, archived)
# I had my eyes closed! It's hard. It was correct in my mind.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 16:47, archived)
# the essence of the beast without any unnecessariness
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 16:45, archived)
# He's a sprinter.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 16:48, archived)
# Yours is the BEST, OBV.
Now I'm waiting for 4 more to build Santa's sleigh
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 16:50, archived)
# This one is broken! XD
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 16:54, archived)
# The head is fabulous though
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 16:55, archived)
# he's doing a little trot
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 16:57, archived)
# Viola!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 17:53, archived)
# Very festive!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 19:04, archived)
# wowz
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 19:16, archived)
# Banoj!
(, Fri 27 Dec 2019, 0:03, archived)
# SMASHY!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 18:00, archived)
# I'm back, baby!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 19:05, archived)
# fell off the page a bit
but in my defence, i am now so full of ham and christmas pudding that i can barely move, let alone draw with a mouse
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 8:51, archived)
# vg :)
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 16:36, archived)
# This is my first time trying, go easy
(, Thu 26 Dec 2019, 0:39, archived)
# O_O
(, Thu 26 Dec 2019, 1:04, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Fri 27 Dec 2019, 0:04, archived)
# I'll post the punchline when I come up with one.

(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 15:21, archived)
# Also
They wouldn’t have used Arabic numerals.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry] MERRY CHRISTMAS
(well, mebbe not)

(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 14:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 14:30, archived)
# Snowflake with special needs at that ;p
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 14:36, archived)
# Donner's A Goner :(
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 14:43, archived)
# If he passed away, would this be Donner's Pass?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 14:55, archived)
# Donner kebab more like.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 15:04, archived)
# greasy enough to make Comet Vomit
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 15:36, archived)
# or give Blitzen der schitzen
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 15:41, archived)
# :D
Where on earth do you even find a Santa Claus crying stock photo...
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 15:22, archived)
# I just googled for "santa claus crying."
There are a number of them with Santa and a kid on his lap both crying.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Not funny or anything...


Just my adaptation of Thomas Kinkade's "Christmas at the Courthouse", featuring our village pub and shop. Done for chaaaaarity cards you know.

Have a goodun guys n gals
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 12:20, archived)
# Horse has pissed everywhere.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 12:28, archived)
# Piss is a alien
Beware
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 12:39, archived)
# Nicely work!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 14:27, archived)
# ta
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 14:56, archived)
# Pretty - where can I get the puzzle? :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 15:01, archived)
# it could be dun
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 15:34, archived)
# No worries....this place hasn't been funny for years. Happy Christmas!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 16:03, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 16:35, archived)
# :O
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 17:49, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 17:08, archived)
# SPEEDCORE IS BACK - DJ HETZ HUDSON too!!!
Merry Christmas To All Of You!!!

SPEEDCORE - THE FAST WAY OF LIFE

(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 10:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 12:12, archived)
# speedcore will never die
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 12:14, archived)
# ever
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 12:14, archived)
# DJ Hetz Hudson brings you...
...the fastest x-mas on this planet!!!

SPEEDCORE - THE FAST WAY OF LIFE

More beats, more bpm, more presents, more speed and more speedcore...

I love you all @ b3ta.com board - have a merry speedy christmas!!!






(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 12:20, archived)
# It wasn't me, I did not post this
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 14:00, archived)
# Then do you have a spack-loving twin brother? ;p
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 14:29, archived)
# :O

(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 14:43, archived)
# Here's a head thumper by the late Valin
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 15:01, archived)
# :D
Here's one I did but I'll link it since it could trigger migraines or epileptic badness
i.imgur.com/VTninJy.gif
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 15:43, archived)
# Oh! and I finally saw your SOS message on IMGUR, LOL
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 15:50, archived)
# haha, yeah, I was running out of options that day :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 17:19, archived)
# WTFITP?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 16:01, archived)
# KPOP maybe?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 17:50, archived)
# love this!
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 8:56, archived)
# Oh no...
... there is only one speedcore pope DJ Hetz Hudson from Germany...
The fastest and most famous speedcore wizard at the wheels of speed!!!

And never forget:

SPEEDCORE - THE FAST WAY OF LIFE
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 17:42, archived)
# Do you find your Speed Core
gets slightly slower each year?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 13:30, archived)
# No, this year speedcore is faster than ever....
umz umz umz umz with 500 bpm strictly from my heart!!!

The fastest x-mas ever!!! I love you all @ b3ta.com!!!


(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 17:40, archived)
# SPEEDCORE is sooooooo 2012....
....Death Metal and English Renaissance are the cool things now.
Get with the program, son.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 16:01, archived)
# Happy Brexmas!

(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 10:39, archived)
# How many times did you masturbate while making this image?
I'm guessing 4.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 12:15, archived)
# thumbs ready
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Girl with a Santa hat
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 8:59, archived)
# She can climb up my chimney any day.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooooooo.......what's in the box?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 0:42, archived)
# I like this.
Does that make me a bad person?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 1:23, archived)
# no
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 1:31, archived)
# 'person'....?
silly dog.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 1:33, archived)
#

(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 1:40, archived)
# "You shouldn't be able to edit your post. This is bullshit!"-PedroHin 2019
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 1:58, archived)
# Mods, I want to withdraw my like
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 2:05, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 2:33, archived)
# I CAN"T READ IT!!! :((
wait wait wait...

"Come back Pedro"
"No More Nazi"
"Do more spinny Gifs"?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 2:36, archived)
#

(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 12:04, archived)
# They have AntiGravity Boards now?...*wants*
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 16:05, archived)
# Me back Pedro
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 12:20, archived)
# Yay, vote for Pedro
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 14:01, archived)
# i laika this
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 10:05, archived)
# Da, comrade!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 12:03, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 1:30, archived)
#
True story: There was a print of the original painting in my hotel room in China, and it was hung sideways! Ha ha!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 1:36, archived)
# excellent
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 10:30, archived)
# I thought outside the box this time.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 16:06, archived)
# Shiny!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 13:28, archived)
# The original always reminded me of gift wrap anyway.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Santa Crossing the Alps
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 22:21, archived)
# Such tiny legs! :D
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 23:06, archived)
# fixed
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 3:09, archived)
# Mmmmmmm!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 12:05, archived)
# Just shaved, and smells like coconut oil.....enjoy!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 16:08, archived)
# Save the eggs
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 16:49, archived)
# be on the look out for poachers
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 16:58, archived)
# that scrambled my brain
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 18:57, archived)
# Haha. That was a pretty good yoke.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 20:28, archived)
# My brain is working out lyrics to 'Dont Kill the Eggs'
...to the tune of a similar song by Yes.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 17:30, archived)
# "flying saucers aren't what we expected..."
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 21:00, archived)
# What?!?
'Mork & Mindy' was prophecy
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 21:34, archived)
# Eggy eggy

(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 21:53, archived)
# \0/ \@/
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 12:24, archived)
# Fuck Oeuf
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Christmas Crackers - Warhol's follow-up to Soup Cans
(Never publicly displayed due to risk of him getting shot again)


Uber-Sized
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 14:48, archived)
# look like fag packets
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 18:03, archived)
# Or broken wieners
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 19:02, archived)
# I googled something like that once, still cannot unsee.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 21:50, archived)
# crackers with teeth, their spindly legs hidden by the warning message asthey chase after terrified sprouts
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 10:49, archived)
# :((
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 13:13, archived)
# fatty drives the bus
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 14:09, archived)
# His sleigh's out for repairs ;p
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 14:48, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 18:49, archived)
# Lovely work
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 21:55, archived)
# I like this! ^ :)
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 23:04, archived)
# Golders Green?
Do they celebrate Christmas?
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 10:57, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 11:39, archived)
# b&
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 12:34, archived)
# It's okay, I'll c*** b*** under a different name
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 12:41, archived)
# Bants Phart
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 12:52, archived)
#
Pato, out of his head on MASSIVE "ERB" and distraught over his girlfriend's death, commits suicide by ramming his head into his TV screen.

Coming back from an all weekend bender, in his addled state he thinks Liza will be waiting for him. On opening the front door and seeing the half empty flat with things scattered wherever he threw them in his grief, the loss hits him hard for a second time.
A short while later, Pato hallucinates that their unplugged television set is showing his late girlfriend, waiting there in heaven for him. He expresses his wish that they be together for eternity.
It is significant that all the scenes including Liza are displayed in black and white - this represents the afterlife. Once reminded of the loss Pato dons a checkered cap and changes into a grey suit. By putting on his black and white clothes he has made up his mind to end it all.
The start of the video show the gates of heaven. "On air" refers to the christian idea that heaven is located in the sky, or has an ethereal quality. Ali Campbell represents a God figure and the audience members are souls that have passed to the afterlife.
Pato's erratic behaviour continues after death, where he presumes to mount the stage and perform almost as God's equal, rather than take his place among the audience. God seems amused by this.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 14:03, archived)
# "It is significant that all the scenes including Liza are displayed in black and white - this represents the afterlife"
Whoah, that's like some Twin Peaks shit right there.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 15:11, archived)
# I no!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 15:17, archived)
# "MASSIVE 'ERB"
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 15:47, archived)
# Yes, and me bin liner of sensi
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 16:01, archived)
# Rex Kwon Do
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 17:37, archived)
# Well, if a 'baby' were to 'come' on stage to his 'back',
it would be behind him.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 23:01, archived)
# Buddabye bye bye m8
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 18:19, archived)
# We had snow like this last week in Missouri.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 1:49, archived)
# NICE
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 10:27, archived)
# :D Merry Christmas
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 11:27, archived)
# you too :D
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 12:32, archived)
# Yeah! And it will be 70f/21c on Christmas day
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 13:16, archived)
# Yep - - - bad timing for 'seasonal' weather
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 13:55, archived)
# Wonderful
Happy festive holiday.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 1:17, archived)
# vg :)
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 2:01, archived)
# o/'
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 0:43, archived)
# Yo Dawg!...
We heard you like painting, so we painted a painting in your painting.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 13:20, archived)
# \o
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 0:43, archived)
[challenge entry] White Xmas incoming
(, Sun 22 Dec 2019, 23:18, archived)
# I can't work out if she's being naughty or nice, I guess this is why I'm not santa
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 1:06, archived)
# Looks nice.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 1:18, archived)
# A lot nicer than that awful Emin woman,
anyhow.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 10:40, archived)
# This is what you get when you stick your cock in Minecraft
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 8:34, archived)
# {:-D
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 13:07, archived)
# ...in your what?
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 13:17, archived)
# Minecrack?
(, Mon 23 Dec 2019, 13:58, archived)

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