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(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 20:10, archived)
# chortle
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 13:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 19:25, archived)
# What a piece of junk!
(Cerberus64, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 19:43, archived)
# Ha Ha! Perfect! XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 19:44, archived)
# Nice arts!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 20:49, archived)
# yup pirty pikchahz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 21:28, archived)
# Had a bit of trouble parking the falcon last night...
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 7:07, archived)
# Is that a euphemism for bumsex?
Because your nob is flat, vaguely circular, with two prongs at the front and a protruding pod to one side?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 18:04, archived)
# Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 18:20, archived)
# These are ace.
Do you have them all collected in a single place - Tumblr or whatever? I like one-man image challenges.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 21:44, archived)
# All my work is for b3ta.com
Best place ever.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 22:23, archived)
# OOh
this is nice
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 21:45, archived)
# It's a freakin' disaster!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 22:24, archived)
# o/' Sweet Dreams!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 2:39, archived)
# '\o
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 6:58, archived)
# Pun shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 22:04, archived)
# Chuey
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 22:25, archived)
# Now that its all CG, CG Yoda can just shit out 1 billion of them. Job done.
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 8:11, archived)
# o_O.........ok........
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 15:57, archived)
# bea uti ful
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 13:51, archived)
# tha ank s
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 15:58, archived)
# Top Shop squire!!!
\o/woo
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 19:26, archived)
# \o/-yay!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 19:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 10:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] "But do long-distance relationships ever last?"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 19:09, archived)
[challenge entry] OBEY

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(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Mon 23 Mar 2020, 18:58, archived)
# Grim Fandango?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 20:58, archived)
# I don't want people always asking me about Grim Fandango.
Nevertheless, it is probably one of the best Lucasarts games ever made, with a soundtrack that I still listen to today, then GOG made it even better.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 4:20, archived)
# I'll make a point of never asking you about Grim Fandango.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 7:16, archived)
# What's all this about Grim Fandango?
(davyclam, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 9:18, archived)
# Just don't ask jonbob about it.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 19:11, archived)
# Good game, very stylish.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Mar 2020, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Alligator, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 17:18, archived)
# Still shining after all these years.
Nothing says it like two old fat gals in a hallway :/
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 15:38, archived)
# I'm first to admit I suck at humor :(
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 15:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
Best laugh I've had all year
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 19:46, archived)
# wow!
Then good for both of us :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 20:09, archived)
# I like this
Not sure whether it's even funnier that you've ignored the obvious 'squawking'
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 7:55, archived)
# :) 'bwaaak' impresses me as default poultry speak
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 19:39, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 8:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 20:20, archived)
# Anyone archiving boris footage?
Thinking about how out of his depth Boris is - is anyone archiving his daily conferences, so we can edit them all together when this is all over, and watch him age in real time?
(I helped save b3ta! benjymous help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 14:06, archived)
# haha gud 1 m8
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 14:25, archived)
# 7 min 45s onwards here
www.dailymotion.com/video/x62gv9b
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 14:25, archived)
# "Don't you think he looks tired?"
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 14:58, archived)
# That's not really in the spirit of us all pulling together to make it through this crisis, is it?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 23 Mar 2020, 15:59, archived)
# yes because handling a pandemic that could kill thousands is a walk in the park
Boris isn't my fave person either, but he is at least following scientific advise and is uncomfortable with taking away our liberties.

He is dealing with a situation that is constantly changing and the public are being utter twats and making things a lot more difficult. All the other usual politicians and media shit stirrers do is throw pebbles from the sidelines and ignore government advice to score cheap political points. And I'm looking at you Corbyn, turning up for a TV slot to claim all the good stuff was your idea and flaunting the advice to stay at home because you are so vain you think it's about time to remind people that you have achieved the square root of fuck all for the past 37 years.

FFS can you imagine what would be happening if Corbyn and Abbot were in charge right now? They can't even decide on a new leader, let alone what the right course of action would be in the face of bodies piling up.
(plankton, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 16:20, archived)
# You are wrong
and you are a grotesquely ugly freak
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 16:59, archived)
# That's me told eh?
I should have covered the camera I suppose.

BTW, you are a twat as well.
(plankton, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 17:05, archived)
# Rude
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 17:11, archived)
# I await your merry banter together in a podcast or sitcom or something
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 17:16, archived)
# Yeah, it was. Sorry.
I didn't know the catchphrase and I got all hot and bothered about media twats and useless politicians. Spent too long on the idiot-infested swamp that is Twitter...
(plankton, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 12:34, archived)
# I think that you might have missed a witty reference there.
I agree with you, but I still laughed at that quote.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 11:19, archived)
# Yes, went completely over my head
Soz for the rudeness. It was comedy rudeness in my defence. I never really got into Chris Morris, so I never learnt the catch phrases :-(
(plankton, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 12:30, archived)
# Thanks!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 17:47, archived)
# Probably an unpopular opinion round here,
but I actually think the Boris's usual schtick has pretty much vanished from view. He has seemed almost statesman like at times. No doubt he realises that affecting an air of cheerful buffoonery doesn't really play well during a plague.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 17:46, archived)
# ^
This
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 17:56, archived)
# ^that
(97800, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 18:03, archived)
# the other >
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 23:20, archived)
# Thtar Warth
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 11:44, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 11:46, archived)
#
I like sith
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Mon 23 Mar 2020, 13:49, archived)
# Thith ith prepothterouth!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 14:10, archived)
# V. good.
Thethethetheth www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctaszjeaDK0
(plankton, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 19:12, archived)
# vg :D
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 11:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 11:36, archived)
# Yay!
Lately I seem to have become unable to watch a film without observing where people aren't distancing sensibly.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 11:57, archived)
# Comics without borders
(97800, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 12:35, archived)
# oh very good
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 14:44, archived)
# :-)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 15:03, archived)
# Haha nice
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 17:04, archived)
# clickety
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 17:36, archived)
# mecking
farvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 19:11, archived)
# Haha quality
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 20:05, archived)
# Birds just LOVE this time of year!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 1:39, archived)
# Birds?

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 1:41, archived)
# Well, kittens too, obv!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 1:57, archived)
# Awwww
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 2:04, archived)
# WHO THE HELL LET HIM BACK IN?!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 7:30, archived)
# IKR?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 15:27, archived)
# YS.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 22:05, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 16:50, archived)
# You?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 11:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 11:30, archived)
# MODS!--(animal porn here--repeat offenders)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 4:27, archived)
# Oh, what a lovely tea party
(97800, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 8:37, archived)
# Chugging like a pro.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Pass it on

(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Sun 22 Mar 2020, 23:32, archived)
# They're not maintaining 2m distance!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 1:39, archived)
# perhaps they're 10m tall
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 5:05, archived)
# Lovely
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 7:30, archived)
# Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 11:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 22:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 1:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Monopoly is a terrible board game


www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/22/nhs-paramedic-evicted-from-home-for-fear-he-would-spread-covid-19
(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 20:11, archived)
# Is this a worse thing than, say, evicting a care worker?
(97800, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 21:31, archived)
# It's the worst thing that ever happened, I read about it
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 22 Mar 2020, 22:07, archived)
# I think that would be equally cuntish, but it really shouldn’t be a competition, so I don’t see your comparison being all that relevant
And given they are expecting him to immediately move out, due to the fear of him catching it, itโ€™s just cuntishness pure and simple. Any evictions at the moment not triggered by anti-social behaviour by tenants are the actions of scumbags, and this one is triggered by him trying to save lives.
(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 22:24, archived)
# Fuck sorry dude I'm still not getting it, do you think he should have moved out without being asked?
Edit: Thinking about it, you're probably right. Thanks for posting.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 2:56, archived)
# Aren't all Evictions currently suspended by law?
For the next 3 months at least?

There's nothing she can do anyway, the vile bitch
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 9:42, archived)
# I think the law is coming in this week
And they donโ€™t tend to be retrospective.
Dont think she has a leg to stand on anyway though, sheโ€™s just seeing if she can get away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 10:06, archived)
# not B3ta thank you.
(davyclam, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 12:38, archived)
# I did make this this morning..
But it's been several generations since I've posted on here so I forgot how to. I got old! Like this meme!!

(Mantrid, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 19:56, archived)
# sweaty pits
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 1:40, archived)
# You mean "sexy" pits.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 7:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 18:41, archived)
# mmm toasty
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 19:06, archived)
# Very.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 2:15, archived)
# Liking this lots
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Mar 2020, 19:37, archived)
# Meee tooo
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 2:15, archived)
# Why yes that is a light saber in my pocket
and I am also happy to see you
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 19:43, archived)
# The classy response
Would have been something about giving her a pearl earring
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 22:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 2:14, archived)
# WOO!
Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 2:53, archived)
# Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandles!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 7:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 9:31, archived)
# Happy Candules!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Mar 2020, 11:25, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 14:10, archived)
# gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 21:48, archived)
# absolutely beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 2:16, archived)
# Reminded me of the Dark Lily in Legend
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 3:25, archived)
# Yes !
that was highly erotic, fabulously sexy transformation.
(davyclam, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 12:40, archived)
# Hubba!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 23:16, archived)
# CHA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 2:16, archived)
[challenge entry] How about a nice card game?
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 16:53, archived)
[challenge entry] #memeforvictory
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 14:52, archived)
# Where's that cat who asks for a cheeseburger?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 17:12, archived)
# Probably dead by now.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Mar 2020, 19:39, archived)
# w/y/h!
Bit o' panowie too because why not.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 21:36, archived)

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