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# Family fun, Monkey Island style, to get you out of the house for a while x

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(Bod- wot u upto m8, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 12:26, archived)
# Almost too realistic, haha.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Mar 2020, 13:42, archived)
# *chortles*
How did you get that one into place without any staff noticing?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 14:43, archived)
#
It's out of view from the tills
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 14:46, archived)
# How long did it last?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 14:46, archived)
#
I'm not sure, I did it, got my photo and ran away
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 15:43, archived)
# I'm a fan of irl b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry] The Corona Lisa
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 12:14, archived)
# 😷
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 14:29, archived)
# Another prime Ninj cut
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 21:43, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! krang, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 10:45, archived)
# I did a mix thing
using similar punnage
(I helped save b3ta! johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Sun 29 Mar 2020, 21:50, archived)
# Far cough
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry] It's the large type, short syllable edition - so he should be able to manage.
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 3:28, archived)
# ^ this cunt on his high horse
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 3:56, archived)
# Like when your co-worker is a left-winger
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 1:58, archived)
# You work with left-wingers?!
(davyclam, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 18:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Clueless.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 26 Mar 2020, 0:41, archived)
# Nuce
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 1:30, archived)
# Meanwhile....outside the White House...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 1:54, archived)
# Ha ha!
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 10:16, archived)
# Nicely concealed sig.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 13:46, archived)
# this wins lots of things!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 17:43, archived)
# Top shop
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Some Disaster Quo felt appropriate


Due to broken links, there is now very little evidence Disaster Quo ever happened.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 23:45, archived)
# The b3tard curse
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 23:57, archived)
# Peak Quo was pre-b3tards, wasn't it?
Everyone owned their own space to host on.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 0:06, archived)
# Bit of both probably
And ultimately an internet wide problem - our collective history is dust in the wind.

Good luck to anyone finding the podcosts and streaming videos they loved in 20 years time. A handful will be saved but most will be "did I dream that?"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 1:31, archived)
# Maybe best to live in the moment then
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 4:03, archived)
# Although I am very glad this still exists
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FilR5L1o6zs&t=339s
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 4:29, archived)
# I'm still gutted about the takedown of Thomas the Wank Engine.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 13:48, archived)
# To be fair
Rick would be pretty relaxed about catching it, since he is in the 0% risk group.
(rogerzilla, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 11:42, archived)
# Lolz
(Sherbs, Fri 27 Mar 2020, 0:06, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 25 Mar 2020, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] The Novel Coronavirus
(JauntyArt, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 23:02, archived)
# I'd like to meet whoever first coined the term "social distancing" and shake them by the hand
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 23:31, archived)
#
It was said in the movie Contagion but it must originally be from epidemiology guidelines.
(JauntyArt, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 9:51, archived)
# When you know a .gif isn't worth finishing
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Another not worth it :/
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 22:25, archived)
# Woo

(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 8:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Home schooling the younger family members about the current crisis?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 21:09, archived)
# Dark at the end
Like a Brothers Grimm tale
(rogerzilla, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 21:33, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 20:16, archived)
# ooooh
I like this
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 21:10, archived)
# Escherichia covi?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 17:52, archived)
# Clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Morribobs

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(wizzer77, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 18:40, archived)
# GET HIM HITLER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 18:51, archived)
# alright Catnipppp
/ac
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 25 Mar 2020, 19:13, archived)
# RIB
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 20:17, archived)
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(Bod- wot u upto m8, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 18:14, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 17:41, archived)
# I'll buy one and stick it on the Mrs Caddy
Wooyay
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Sat 28 Mar 2020, 16:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 29 Mar 2020, 12:25, archived)
# *Titters*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 0:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Covid-19 test

Stare at this for 30 seconds, then look at the back of your hand.
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Wed 25 Mar 2020, 16:38, archived)
# O_0
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 16:43, archived)
# when do we get back to the boy in the boat?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 18:16, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11309785
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 21:11, archived)
# Woah
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Boris has the best team on this. Don’t worry.
(JauntyArt, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 15:58, archived)
# I liked Breaking Bad...
...But that follow-up doesn't look up to much.
(xaer0mancer, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 21:30, archived)
# The last social distancing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 15:50, archived)
# Vintage Jim Carrey clip--re-cast with US Democrat politicos
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 14:31, archived)
# Sometimes proctoscopes need a little encouragement

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 15:11, archived)
# Allegedly one member of the family would enjoy it
(rogerzilla, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 16:02, archived)
# You're saying Andrew would do Her Maj up the arse.
(With or without the gorilla mask)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Mar 2020, 20:18, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 16:23, archived)
# Can she snap up a frog with her tongue?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 16:26, archived)
# That's why they call her Liz.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 16:27, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 17:40, archived)
# XD Ha Ha!!
Forever a b3ta classic.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 20:23, archived)

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