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# "Dominic Cumt is feeling down in the dumps because everyone thinks he's a right cumt"

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 9:25, archived)
# I can hear the theme tune.
DA DA. DA DA. DOMS A CUMT.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 29 Jun 2020, 9:27, archived)
# Unfortunately he's getting his wish to reform Whitehall with the resignation of the top civil servant
the cumt!
(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Mon 29 Jun 2020, 9:40, archived)
# "resignation", yeah
(97800, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 13:50, archived)
# You missed out Combat Flump
www.theneweuropean.co.uk/polopoly_fs/1.6686459.1591349749!/image/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_630/image.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Vegetable Rights & Peace
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 29 Jun 2020, 9:18, archived)
# Like it
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 10:37, archived)
# I like this as well
Though for some reason I had to open this post in a separate window to do so, which is odd
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 11:55, archived)
# Great!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 13:40, archived)
#
Magnificent
(rimbaud, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 0:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Ecce Kimmo
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 8:16, archived)
# Perfect.
Ernie from Sesame Street.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 29 Jun 2020, 8:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 12:34, archived)
# BLM
(javpanda, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 7:44, archived)
# sounds great
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 4:59, archived)
# Have you shopped their hands or are they all giving that gang sign on the original?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 5:47, archived)
# Those are the original. Los ninos locos de playa
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 6:38, archived)
# *flashes sign*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Madonna and Chuckle
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 3:09, archived)
#
Skillz!
(LittlepixelTM, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 12:35, archived)
# This should win.
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Son of Mac

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(Ian Corrigible, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 1:47, archived)
# Heisenberg is looking well
(97800, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 7:53, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NEW FACES FOR ART

It's happened again, an amateur artist has tried to restore a priceless work of art and ended up painting a terrible face on it.
So lets see if we can do better, pick a famous portrait or sculpture and give it a new face.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 1:46, archived)
# The Girl With The Peeled Face
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 3:28, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 5:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Harrumph

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 5:38, archived)
[challenge entry] ....

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 5:57, archived)
[challenge entry] War Stars

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 9:26, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 10:45, archived)
#
All so good.
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Senator Padme Armadillo

It's a shit pun but at least it's Star Wars. (Although not the popular Star Wars.)
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 23:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 18:42, archived)
#
(97800, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 19:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 19:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 19:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 19:59, archived)
# horace goes shivving
(ozof, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 22:49, archived)
#
(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Sun 28 Jun 2020, 19:56, archived)
# 8D

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 19:59, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 28 Jun 2020, 20:47, archived)
# Remember Henry? Fucklifts aside, it was the unfunniest b3ta meme ever
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 20:04, archived)
# No...that Fall Fashions thing was a complete sham.
Never gained in popularity as it was promised to do.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 22:27, archived)
# IT’S NOT MY FAULT IF PEOPLE DON’T GET THE JOKE, THIS IS VERY HURTFUL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 23:11, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 0:49, archived)
# Fuck yeah. I'm doing foal fashions, just so you know. Wow! This thing is really taking off!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 3:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 21:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 22:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 22:21, archived)
#
Bravo!
(LittlepixelTM, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 12:35, archived)
#
WYH!
(LittlepixelTM, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 12:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 22:32, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 23:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 Jun 2020, 1:24, archived)
# winnah
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 1:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Michael Bigfoot
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 14:34, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry] An oldie from when UKIP was a thing
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 16:15, archived)
# Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 16:46, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 19:40, archived)
# Is that Andre's bigfoot?
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 16:40, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 19:39, archived)
# faceape
click
(ozof, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 22:47, archived)
# Which foot is the big one?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 22:47, archived)
# ...
apologies to Pat Mills and Kevin O'Neill

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(I_am_B, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 8:29, archived)
# Never go full Vyvyan
(97800, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 8:50, archived)
# Moving the Earth out of the EU
(davyclam, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 9:19, archived)
# Terrexit
(97800, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 9:41, archived)
# Good Fonting byraway
(davyclam, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 9:23, archived)
# "This is how I shagged her."
(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Sun 28 Jun 2020, 11:51, archived)
# I get this reference!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 1:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 8:16, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger lie
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 19:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Also...this smug bastard...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 20:24, archived)
# Arm dill standard!
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 21:44, archived)
# Alright Elton.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 22:37, archived)
# fake
no golf sale
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 0:01, archived)
# Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 0:04, archived)
# haha great!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 1:55, archived)
# smarms
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 1:56, archived)
# Yeah...fake Snarnz tattoo...obv...
What a poser.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 2:33, archived)
# Doesn't mofaha have an award for those?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 2:49, archived)
# Don't rely on him....he didn't even FP those girls right...
...they should be a fixture at the top of the FP for the next 5 years at least.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 3:13, archived)
# I hope to someday know what you and mofaha are talking about
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 3:23, archived)
# I'm not sure what you're referring to so I can't help
You can ask me anything though, I'll tell you whatever you want to know.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:02, archived)
# He said he doesn't like you.....or Pedro...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:04, archived)
# atomic I'm sorry I keep losing the thread here, who said this? are they bigger than me?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:06, archived)
# The fake Snarnz tattoo guy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:11, archived)
# Yeah he looks kind of tough, I don’t think my innovative ‘selective bravery’ extends to that individual.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:15, archived)
# If it was gub-gub though I’d kick his ass, obv
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:17, archived)
# He's a Dragon Master!
His karate is better than your karate.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:30, archived)
# I am very dangerous.
Roar.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:36, archived)
# DO YOU WANT KARATE?
b3ta.com/board/10143223
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 5:16, archived)
# I trout you can find a beta opponent
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 5:26, archived)
# What is this award for?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:52, archived)
# COCKWEASLE
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:55, archived)
# It is for good snarns
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 5:13, archived)
# I knew that was coming
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 5:20, archived)
# Ok. Snarns were part of cockweasle’s wonderful world, which in turn was part of the gay shift / super happy fun time / pizza time universe
In part, the expression on the cat’s face on the award is a snarn. But snarns has a wider meaning. One way to translate it in this context might be: awarded for good fun and laughs, specifically the kind of fun and laughs we had on the gay shift.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 5:24, archived)
# Sounds fantastic, I wish I had witnessed it
I spent most my b3ta years enjoying the newsletter, wasn't clever enough for the board.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 5:27, archived)
# I miss those nights, waking the house up howling with laughter at 3:00am, never able to explain the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 5:32, archived)
# All the pics are gone.......GONE! :'{
b3ta.com/search/board?q=best+thread+ever
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 18:19, archived)
# Perhaps that's for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 19:06, archived)
# The Secret Life of Plants
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:03, archived)
# Well it's not a secret now, is it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:03, archived)
# Just pretend we don't know what we're talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:05, archived)
# I can do that,
when it comes to playing dumb I am quite thorough.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:42, archived)
# Parent of elementary student supremacist
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:47, archived)
# You can't tell if they're boys or girls, nowadays, can you ?
(davyclam, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 12:48, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 18:13, archived)
# Down with this sort if thing
{:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 28 Jun 2020, 20:51, archived)
# Looking like a true survivor
Feeling like a little git
(rogerzilla, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 9:57, archived)
# When I was a teen and I would hear "Island Girl" played at my noisy work I thought he was saying "I love girls"
and I would think to myself what a lie that was
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 23:10, archived)
# I would have expected a "FUCK LS18" snuck in there,
or am I not looking hard enough?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:57, archived)
# Isn't that him below the arrow in the red 'Andy Pipkin' vest? [centre stage right]
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 8:23, archived)
# He's not worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Mao Dugong
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 16:43, archived)
# Very good.
Are you aware of Dr. Dugong?
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 18:35, archived)
# Is that show still on the go?
I started to lose interest after they moved to the city.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 20:58, archived)
# The last few seasons have been gentler in pace and more sombre in tone, but I think it just gets better and better.
Series 7 was shown in 2018, there's usually around 2 years between seasons, so they might be close....

(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 22:50, archived)
# If you missed it during the week you could still catch the sunday manatee
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 3:03, archived)
# Nope
I like the Adult Swim stuff I've seen, but I have seen very little.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 23:53, archived)
# Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job, 5 seasons of genuine discomfort apparently taped on 70’s videotape, including 70’s videotape special effects
Honestly I think it’s genius but some of it is almost too uncomfortable to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 18:45, archived)
# It took me until quite recently to watch Tim & Eric.
I saw bits of it the first time round, thought "this isn't Sealab 2021" and gave up on it. I came round to it via Decker/On Cinema and Steve Brule and I'm glad I did cos now I got a nice set of pearls in that mouth and it didn't hurt a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 19:13, archived)
# Someone forgot to include "Sacrifices to the Pagan Gods" in this year's budget
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Anacondoleezza Rice
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 11:31, archived)
#
Hehe. I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 27 Jun 2020, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry] OK. You've gone 50/50, so let's take two wrong answers away...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 9:39, archived)
# Corbyn's fault
(97800, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 10:06, archived)
# Partially, yes
He managed to give the Tories a whopping big majority that gave them carte blanche to be as corrupt, incompetent and evil as they wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 12:37, archived)
# "if you're having trouble telling which one is the right answer, you can "phone a friend" or "drive to Barnard Castle""
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 10:19, archived)
# Why can't they just leave us alone?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 10:24, archived)
# Haha!
Morning Cap'n :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 11:04, archived)
# I reckon he'll go with blaming the police.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 12:41, archived)
# The coughing bastard in the audience.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 10:12, archived)
#
The biggest lie the British public has told itself is that it has had a lockdown.
(LokiMD, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 15:56, archived)
# things keep getting weirder over here in the states


cfbaf (1200x1600 or so)

all I need now is an asteroid or aliens and I win Apocalypse BINGO
(flozenstein is running around naked, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 0:46, archived)
# Brother, it's weird all over.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 9:39, archived)

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