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[challenge entry] Another film one
Definitely doesn't count
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 0:12, archived)
# yes!
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 4:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 21:29, archived)
# THUNDERCATS ARE GO!!
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 22:24, archived)
#
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# It looks like she's freezing, and has been guzzling Ice Magic*

* known as 'Magic Shell' in the US
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 23:34, archived)
# Known as Frazzledrip in other parts of the world.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 0:02, archived)
#
Lernt something new today
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 1:12, archived)
# .......every.......day.......
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 1:23, archived)
# :)

(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 23:51, archived)
# Fangs for the reply.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 0:05, archived)
# Oh wow, you're just like that LS18 guy
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 23:54, archived)
# Are you calling me a dumb self-righteous hypocrite who can't even Star Wars?
...The unmitigated audacity...
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 0:04, archived)
# No! I mean, you're just funny, you're a funny guy, haha
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 0:08, archived)
#
You mean, let me understand this … cuz I … maybe its me, maybe I’m a little fucked up maybe. I’m funny how? I mean funny, like I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 0:15, archived)
# Just... you know, how you tell the story, with multiple images stolen from the internet
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 0:20, archived)
# no, wait, that's not how it goes...
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 0:20, archived)
# Put them through the mirror app for hella LOLz.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 1:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 1:36, archived)
# Alien penis right in the nose!
Don't you hate when that happens?
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 2:03, archived)
# I would say that the word 'hate'
Is not an accurate term for the the thoughts and feelings experienced when looking at this manipulation
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 2:16, archived)
# Looks like the alien nose penis
packed a mighty punch, judging by the facial expression
(, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 11:49, archived)
# whoa full on conjoined nosewinkies
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 2:58, archived)
# clever
and grim
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 23:48, archived)
# ...and very accurate.
I just saw a video of Google earth, of Epstein Island, where he had a fake tennis court painted on a hill. Why would anyone do that? Maybe cuz under the hill is about a million skeletons?
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 0:05, archived)
# This is swell!
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 1:03, archived)
# Almost infected.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 1:22, archived)
# Can't wait to see how this one plays out
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 1:50, archived)
# Informants suddenly die by 'suicide'...black criminal gets gold statue...mass mandatory vaccines kill millions...
...mind-control media...and the rest gets swept under the rug...New World Order.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 2:02, archived)
# alright catnippppp
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 4:01, archived)
# too soon :(
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 8:52, archived)
# He had a very big heart and a gentle soul. He dealt with all the darkness he observed around him by creating his art.
-his art +all the darkness he observed around him
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 12:34, archived)
# Nail/head
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 14:47, archived)
# I like his brother Rick's smash hit 'Disco Duck'
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 14:48, archived)
# I thought the pizza slice was Wizbit
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 9:42, archived)
# O_o
Crazy
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] If anyone has a spare hour I recommend watching the documentary
'What's the matter with Tony Slattery'

Upsetting but insightful
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 20:58, archived)
# I’m upset already, why didn’t they call it What’s the Mattery with Tony Slattery

(Edited to conform to standard reply template)
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 21:10, archived)
# I'm waiting for the sequel
What's the scoops with Greg Proops
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 21:17, archived)
# The Life and Trials of Ryan Stiles?
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 21:25, archived)
# Totally Abhorent, it's Josie Lawrence
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 21:44, archived)
# The Inner Pain of Mike McShane
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 21:52, archived)
# Hickory Dickory Dockery, Hello it's Colin Mochrie
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 22:06, archived)
# Uncontrolled wrath.
Rory McGrath.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 22:29, archived)
# That's cheating, you're not allowed to do real ones.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 22:41, archived)
# Poke him with a branch don't you know, Richard Vranch at the piano
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 23:04, archived)
# Aggressive and Lairy
Drew Carey
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 23:12, archived)
# I Don't Know the Cunt and Couldn't Even Tell You if he's Bald or Hairy,
Drew Carey
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 23:20, archived)
# I saw the Drew Carey show once, trust me it’s shit and for cunts
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 23:25, archived)
# To be honest, I'd assumed that.
Also genuine thanks for ruining the chevron, I was losing the will to live.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 23:28, archived)
# I had my “This is all Drew Carey‘s fault” defense ready, glad I won’t be needing it, it was pretty weak stuff.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 23:32, archived)
# It was getting a bit shady
Wayne Brady
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 23:32, archived)
# I Don't Know the Cunt and Couldn't Even Tell You if he's a Man or a Lady,
Wayne Brady
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 23:36, archived)
# I Don't Know the Cunt and Couldn't Even Tell You If she’s Human or an Abhorrence,
Josie Lawrence
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 23:44, archived)
# Jennifer Lawrence's mad auntie
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 23:50, archived)
# I just realized someone up the thread used the same rhyme as me. Big shout out to them, sadly might have to ban them though in the circumstances.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 23:53, archived)
# MODS!
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 3:02, archived)
# Unscary
Drew Carey
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 23:13, archived)
# Jesus and Mary with
Drew Carey
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 23:22, archived)
# You'd Better Be Wary, It's
Drew Carey
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 23:23, archived)
# Chevrons Are Scary, Sayeth
Drew Carey
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 23:24, archived)
# Something Something Fairy,
fucking Drew Carey
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 23:25, archived)
# He Likes His Meat Rarey, Paleo
Drew Carey
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 23:27, archived)
# B&
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 23:30, archived)
# It's almost as if the mods stopped giving a fuck years ago.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 23:31, archived)
#
It's almost as if
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 23:39, archived)
# Thank goodness rob comes back once every six months to put everything right.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 23:51, archived)
# There are mods?!
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 0:28, archived)
# oh, how truculent and edgy
is our hellbound hedgy
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 4:59, archived)
# He's B& and you're B& too for mentioning it
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 17:53, archived)
# Paul Simon must be turning in his grave already
once again, you get your news etc
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 1:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Starting to get a little stale.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 18:09, archived)
# Oh that's a hoagie
What's a bear claw?
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 18:46, archived)
# I think it's a pastry cakey kind of thing half sliced into fingers.
Archer?
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 19:05, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 19:24, archived)
# It is. It’s made from something like flaky pastry, and it’s very sweet
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 19:39, archived)
#
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# Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 22:30, archived)
# ^& this^
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 23:13, archived)
# ^this^
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 23:13, archived)
# Obligatory Harold & Kumar quote
- So, I gotta ask you Neil, did you ever get it on with Wanda off the set?

- Dude, I humped every piece of ass ever on that show.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 19:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 17:59, archived)
# haha
I was thinking of petit poisrot but this is better
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Just gonna push that saucy mussel shit off the board
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
have a pea

(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 17:41, archived)
# magnum pea eye?
baddum tache :)
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 17:46, archived)
# Let's discuss your seafood phobia
or is it just being shellfish?
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 17:48, archived)
# I do like lobster
but I think it's because I like the specialised cutlery
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 17:59, archived)
# so much pea
(, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] very much my dinner in the 90s a day or so before signing on :(
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Rent - A - Roast
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 17:57, archived)
# *Pssst, Grotbags wasn't in Rentaghost...*
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 18:28, archived)
# arrrgh FML
In my defence it was along time ago
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 18:35, archived)
# You want the McWitch
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 19:54, archived)
# Is this a McDonald's sandwich?
I'm loving it
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 21:24, archived)
# I instantly thought that
but then I kind of convinced myself that she was.

Mandela effect?
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 20:10, archived)
# But that’s Grotbags, no?
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 18:43, archived)
# Yes yes something about an emu
I think
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 18:48, archived)
# RIP Grotbags. Lovely woman.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Madras ring
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 16:29, archived)
# WOW that gameshow got popular
only went to 22 when I watched it
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Set phasers to FUN!
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 16:23, archived)
# Ouch
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 16:48, archived)
# Go to your room...
...and die.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 17:13, archived)
# oooof
I love the little green backward talker guy
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 17:17, archived)
# You're thinking of Shrek.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 18:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 14:34, archived)
# Cracking pear etc...
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 14:43, archived)
#
 
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 20:15, archived)
# firm and juicy etc...
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 23:20, archived)
# Burry good
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 14:45, archived)
# I love Ally McPeel
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 14:59, archived)
# Pears Morgan
aka gronkpan
What did I win?
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 16:06, archived)
# Nada
AKA not a thing
AKA zilch
AKA jack-squat
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 17:42, archived)
# Cool...have them all delivered to me ASAP.
kthnx
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 20:28, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 19:42, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] "that bitch Sue Ellen has put me on a diet"
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 14:24, archived)
# :D
Now do 'Better Call Saulad'
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 14:33, archived)
# Butter call Saul?
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 14:44, archived)
# Even Better,,, errr, ummm, 'Butter'
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 14:48, archived)
# Fine punnage.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 14:55, archived)
# "I shit" -J.R.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 13:58, archived)
# fail :(
this is a movie
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 14:25, archived)
# SO?
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 14:34, archived)
# What can I say?
I'm a stickler for the rules!
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 14:44, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 14:49, archived)
#
"Well, if there aint' going to be any rules, let's get the fight started. Someone count. 1,2,3 go."
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 16:07, archived)
# If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our
fight club
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 13:34, archived)
# Joke shop sick.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 13:38, archived)
# b3ta you mean
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 14:19, archived)
# Bumper shop of joke sicks
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 17:36, archived)
# If you slam the book shut the spine blows chunks
I just realized you didn't say book.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 19:52, archived)
# this show has passed me by
looks good
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 14:25, archived)
# season 1 is very good
season 2 not so much
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 19:03, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Boy!

Click for bigger (387 kb)
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 13:32, archived)
# I approve of this
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 14:04, archived)
# Jings
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 16:48, archived)
# excellent tattyshop
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 17:40, archived)
# lol
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 19:43, archived)
# Fancy a game of 'Uh-Oh'?
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 12:51, archived)
# this is YOUR day. don't believe anything anyone else tells you.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 13:19, archived)
# Lovely.
Mind you, 'mossad frogman' would probably be a weapon not a perpetrator!
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 13:30, archived)
# I’m seeing Mossad Frogman on the Khashoggi stage at #infest
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 19:46, archived)
# Happy Candles Cap’n
WOO \o/
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 14:41, archived)
# I'm working on a similar idea.
Happy Firewax!
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 16:12, archived)
# -working on a similar idea +going to copy that
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 19:50, archived)
# wrong again Sherlock
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 20:29, archived)
# -wrong again Sherlock +right as always mofaha
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 3:03, archived)
#

Mrs Maxwell. In high security. With the rope.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Cock out
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 8:40, archived)
# alright LS18
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 9:26, archived)
# not noncey enuff
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 14:30, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 12:51, archived)
# I like this
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] It's not TV
but it's topical
(, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 21:03, archived)
# Private Fucknugget: Weekend Warrior
(, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 21:12, archived)
# Happy candles, Captain
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 0:45, archived)
# Cheers, mofaha.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 12:51, archived)
# Oooooooooohhhh.....fyer
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 0:56, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 12:52, archived)
# Waxy Love Tidings©!!
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 17:52, archived)
# Happy Candules!
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 13:02, archived)
# Danke.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 13:08, archived)
# Happy candles from one Captain to another
Many thanks for all your great posts.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 21:44, archived)
# :)

(, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 21:16, archived)
# Aces!!!
(, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 22:11, archived)
# "In space no one can hear you...wait for it....CREAM!!".
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 17:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 20:34, archived)
# Would wear this hat
(, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 22:01, archived)
#
-wear
+eat
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry]


Of course, Sam Fujiyama beat me to it.
(, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Shhplaaat...

Sweet Jesus! Sorry Bod, just seen yours. Knew I should have done it last night!
(, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 17:41, archived)
#
A shit one from a while back

(, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 18:55, archived)
# Heh heh heh!
(, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 14:50, archived)
# It looks like he might be
Vindaloo for quite some time
(, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 21:26, archived)
# A long time huh?
Saga loo??
(, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 22:01, archived)
#
There's a lot of aloo mutter going on here
(, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] We're the Chutney and we haven't had our dinner
(, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 17:31, archived)

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