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[challenge entry]
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Spent far too long on this for
the end result!

(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 14:07, archived)
# I like this.
What chuckle-matching algorithm did you use?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Sophie's Choc Ice
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 13:59, archived)
# oh fuck
heh-heh!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 14:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 14:54, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Infamy, infamy.
I still seem to be having trouble distinguishing between film and TV.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 11:36, archived)
# I'll allow it.
It's very good.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 12:22, archived)
# Thank you!
Generous on both counts.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmmmm...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - HAPPY SAD FILMS

Turn that frown upside down! Reimagine serious dramas as comedies: Carry On Schindler's List, The Giggling Godfather...
Fire up photoshop (or the image editing software of your choice) and make some seriously funny pics.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 7:50, archived)
# Bravo mofaha!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 8:02, archived)
# I concur
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 8:45, archived)
# Mofahurrah!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 10:32, archived)
# Mofahabulouth
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 15:38, archived)
# The Very Hungry Human Centipede
Well, the front end is
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] also...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 9:56, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 12:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 6:20, archived)
# abov nun of the?
idgi. nice arts tho
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 8:01, archived)
# Pointiferous!
Circumcised cross to boot
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 8:09, archived)
# I can see her stipples iykwim
Edit deleting this til Jabberwoc's here
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 8:18, archived)
# -_-
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 8:19, archived)
# The man's obsessed with PPE
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 14:41, archived)
# How come we never see you both on the same thread?
...Hmmmmmm.....
(, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 4:20, archived)
# If there was an internet Points of View,
I would complain about this well-drawn nazi Bungle porn.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 10:34, archived)
# Isn't that basically Twitter?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 14:47, archived)
# I wondered what happened to pedo bear.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 13:42, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 14:30, archived)
# monochromohomoerotoriffic!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 14:40, archived)
# \o/-THANKS, MY FRIENDS!
-homo
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 20:29, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 3:36, archived)
# Person, woman, man, camera, tv
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 3:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Now, are you going to wear this, while running in the park? (pea)

(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 15:29, archived)
# Well, I dunno... is it safe?
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry] m.a.s.k
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 8:04, archived)
# Contact Tracing by
Matt Tracker
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 12:36, archived)
# I hope yours
does better than mine.
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Pardon? hwerhes jgghniiy
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 7:05, archived)
# Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, ermahgerd carbon monoxide
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 2:14, archived)
# ^ a female dear
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 2:19, archived)
# Rey
She is not The One
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 2:26, archived)
# ...
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 2:31, archived)
# Fa Fa Away*
*A long long time ago in a galaxy
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 4:07, archived)
# URoRRUR URoRRUR URoRRUR 'UUU-'UUU
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 16:29, archived)
# LA!
LA LA LA LA...can't hear you...
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 18:12, archived)
# So!
So what is it you cunt face?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EePtIkuy5lg
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 21:05, archived)
# TEA!
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 21:09, archived)
#
blasting womp rats on my T-16 back home
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 21:27, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 21:41, archived)
# I heard about this from the guy who did the ADR recordings! He said this session was hilarious.
Lol, I just looked at the clip, I’d assumed it was the clip from Welcome To Woop Woop where the entire audience shouts out the line.
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 21:13, archived)
# I just looked up what you were referencing
and I know I've seen it, but don't know how or when. There's a lot of movies the mrs said we waitched but cant remember :/
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 21:44, archived)
# "you're worse than the nazis, lady!"
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 4:33, archived)
# STAY OFF MY MOUNTAINS!
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 4:50, archived)
# I’m singing in the valley
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 4:54, archived)
#
....................................I know.......
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 6:21, archived)
# The Hills Are Dead
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 13:13, archived)
# No-one wants to go up there to retrieve people
like Everest
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 14:21, archived)
# 0 fucks
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 18:13, archived)
# Where ARE your masks?
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 14:46, archived)
# Nobody talks like that...you Nazi.
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 18:14, archived)
# Where're then.
But it's an awkward, ugly looking contraction, is where're.
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 19:12, archived)
# over there're're're
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 14:42, archived)
# in Scotland
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 20:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Ill-fitting masks: useless
(if not counterproductive)
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 1:56, archived)
# Damn, the Boche finally get him
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 9:51, archived)
#
ha ha
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 15:41, archived)
# lesson to learn:
NEVER EVER fuck with the queen.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 3:53, archived)
# News

Click for bigger (546 kb)
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 18:18, archived)
# they have coat hangers for mouths
and question marks for tuning pegs
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 18:26, archived)
# COAT HANGERS
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 18:27, archived)
# FOR MOUTHS
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 18:27, archived)
# They really are shit, ain't they!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 19:59, archived)
# occasionally useful for hanging hair shirts out to dry or so i'm told
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 20:03, archived)
# ????
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 22:13, archived)
# base - how low can you go?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 22:16, archived)
# is that Mick Hucknall on the left?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 19:03, archived)
#
at Mick Hucknall is what passes for humor
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 22:10, archived)
# oh well
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 22:43, archived)
# A brief Tomasz there
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 23:23, archived)
# ...
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 23:36, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 22:49, archived)
# john travolta's wife died last week too
oh wella wella
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 23:49, archived)
# tell me more
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 23:57, archived)
# he was gay and it was a sham marriage
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 23:58, archived)
# summer nights, eh?
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 0:00, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 0:16, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 0:35, archived)
# "pathological narcissism mixing with the unbounded entrepreneurial spirit" in a song about Trump

from 1991
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 0:39, archived)
# make americans grate again
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 0:42, archived)
# Person, woman, man, camera, tv
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 0:46, archived)
# these public toilet signs get more confusing by the day
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 1:09, archived)
# A-ha's less-popularzzzz
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 1:22, archived)
# Demi Moore
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 2:24, archived)
# Did she put up a fight?
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 2:28, archived)
# It's not rape if you shout "it's just a prank, bro!"
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 2:50, archived)
# Was it love at first sight?
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 2:58, archived)
# My sense of time is really fucked right now, that seems like months ago
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 0:18, archived)
# grief can do strange things to a man
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 1:13, archived)
# Their legs are thin.
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 2:10, archived)
# Black Legs Matter
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 2:15, archived)
# ALL legs matter.
Especially Isla Fisher's.
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 2:26, archived)
#
Can't help about the shape I'm in
I can't sing, I aint pretty and my legs are thin
But don't ask me what I think of you
I might not give the answer that you want me to
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 9:47, archived)
# Bit callous of Robert & Jimmy
Jussayin
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 16:33, archived)
#
Yes yes yes

Morning breath is real
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 16:55, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 17:23, archived)
# A little bit of thoughtfulness is all it takes.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 17:55, archived)
# FP NAO PLZ
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 18:06, archived)
# no no no
still enjoying my 2
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 18:56, archived)
# I'm a cop, you idiot
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 19:25, archived)
# BACK THE BLUE!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 19:42, archived)
# ACAW*
*wazzocks
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 22:27, archived)
# Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 19:26, archived)
# Nothing to do with a secret underground nuclear installation.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 19:42, archived)
# this got my morning laugh
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 9:02, archived)
# Hope you've got a crafty watermark in here somewhere, it's now all over "the internet"
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 22:11, archived)
# Sadly not.
It's second in this thread because I thought it was a bit NWOT. I am a good judge of what people like.

Still, seeing it pop up uncredited on my own timeline with loads more shares than my one gave me the Happy Toast Twitter Experience™.

(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 22:37, archived)
# ahhh
i saw this on facebook. I knew it must have originated here.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 17:45, archived)
# racist
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 23:47, archived)
# ^ gottle of gear?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 23:57, archived)
# Paul Simon - You can call me AI
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 15:17, archived)
# Do you reckon when they designed a jude law looking android they said "let's give it a touch of male pattern baldness, it'll look more realistic"?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2020, 0:51, archived)
# b3ta loves u
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 4:25, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 5:14, archived)
# :D)
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 13:44, archived)
# frag
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 13:14, archived)
# Now I have the Fraggle Rock theme stuck in my head :(
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 14:05, archived)
# The other Buddha.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 13:55, archived)
# I can't believe it's not
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 14:05, archived)
# Sexy Buddha!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 14:41, archived)
# Sexy MASSAGE Buddha
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 14:48, archived)
# ...with a hoppy ending
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 14:49, archived)
# SEXEH ALIEN CRAB.
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 2:13, archived)
# Why do you always copy me?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 19:39, archived)
# The VolksWagen Ribbit
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 1:12, archived)
# Buddha does not abide in the realm of self and other, so how could there be an other Buddha?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 14:07, archived)
# WELL??
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 14:09, archived)
# It's Buddha's rubbery ego.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 14:39, archived)
# Rubbery eggo
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 16:14, archived)
# Tell me...
What should I do if I see a Buddha on the street? I've heard some say that you should kill it.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 14:48, archived)
# First you have to see it :)
In all seriousness, where did you hear that? It’s something Rinzai said.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 16:10, archived)
# I read it somewhere years ago
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 18:53, archived)
# Word of the day: co-ignimbrite
I'm proof-reading, I had to google this one, I thought it was a typo
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 19:15, archived)
# it's a clay of words
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 19:21, archived)
# Gah
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 19:30, archived)
# soz
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 19:38, archived)
# looks like it should be smoking a bubble pipe and advising Alice
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 14:45, archived)
# Put it back in yer undies Pedro
(, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] While attempting to go for a sneaky piss on the White House lawn, Donald Trump's stupidly long tie gets in the way.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2020, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 24 Jul 2020, 22:49, archived)
# Oh god no!!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2020, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 1:52, archived)
# LEAVE STANDING CAT ALONE!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 17:00, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Jul 2020, 23:44, archived)
# Do those come in Hockey Sticks?
Also: Where can I buy a cock apron?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 22:31, archived)
# Pissing on a prostitute who is pissing on a bed that Obama slept in once
(, Sat 25 Jul 2020, 1:38, archived)

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