I have no idea which one is which
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 7 Sep 2020, 11:06,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Opposite TV"){kind=small}
NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - OPPOSITE TV
Add more balance to TV by making the exact opposite shows. Yesterday's World, Answer Time etc
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 21:29,
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how ya doin' suddenly seems so much more sinister
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 21:48,
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To be fair, this would be an absolute hootThe One Where Shipman gets shut in a box
The One Where Myra can't decide which man
The One With Hitler's Sandwich ('banana and crisps!')
(The One Where Myra can't decide which man
The One With Hitler's Sandwich ('banana and crisps!')
ousgg is not seeking approval,
Mon 7 Sep 2020, 18:30,
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Closed All Hours (thanks to the pandemic)First of the Winter Wine
The Little Whimper Theory
(The Little Whimper Theory
Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Mon 7 Sep 2020, 0:13,
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Overpriced Ripoff HuntHave a Really Shitty Morning Britain
Point
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Sun 6 Sep 2020, 23:50,
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so in this versionRoss really is a nice guy?
( JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Mon 7 Sep 2020, 10:06,
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Songs of Criticism joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 7 Sep 2020, 12:03,
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could never get past that level without a cheatregardless of peek or poke
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 20:58,
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Nice, but needs more shit animation.
(
showrat I Fought The Law on,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 22:34,
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Auto-pongAuto = a motor car
Pong = smell
His colostomy bag split during the drive over
(,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 20:49,
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Pong = smell
His colostomy bag split during the drive over
yes, but what inspired this latest artistic outburst? artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 20:56,
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we're talking about trump, yeah?not that it really matters at this point in history anyway
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 21:09,
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Perhaps, but it isn't.There is an abundance of anti-Trump postings on b3ta--mostly unchallenged.
Apparently the few which are unflattering of Biden seem to ruffle feathers.
(Apparently the few which are unflattering of Biden seem to ruffle feathers.
LS18,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 21:21,
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yup - yo is defo the victim here - milk it brother, milk it! artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 21:23,
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hahah--exactly what has inspired your burst of inquiry about this post?
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LS18,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 21:26,
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oh that's ok thenlet's put an idiot in charge of nukes. are they a nice idiot or a nasty idiot? doesn't matter, just get them in there so i can pretend to have some control.
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 21:35,
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Probably due to his stutter/stammerBut, make fun of someone's disability, by all means.
( 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be,
Mon 7 Sep 2020, 13:49,
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Synopsis: Most of us think your current president is a dangerous proto-fascist...
(
Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 21:30,
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That's fine--you are entitled to that opinion. It's not my calling to preach or change minds.You don't seriously think that bickering over a post you disagree with will change anything, do you?
( LS18,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 21:33,
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> It's not my calling to preach or change minds.please stop posting here then, sincerely yours - a fellow b3tan.
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 21:37,
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Oh, wow!What a typical left-wing control-freakish demand--"You aren't allowed to say anything I disagree with!"
( LS18,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 21:41,
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Just waitBefore you know it this entire thread will never have existed.
( jonbob loves you,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 21:43,
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That depends on how nasty it gets.I'll just say that I have no interest in changing minds. I post because there are those who enjoy them--people who understand what I'm talking about.
( LS18,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 21:46,
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Think what you like. Isn't it nice that someone isn't trying to control YOU?
( LS18,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 21:55,
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Imagine being youThinking up new ways to take the piss out of a guy who you think has a brain condition.
You fucking wanker
(,
Mon 7 Sep 2020, 5:47,
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You fucking wanker
I think he has a fair point about some b3tans being massively thin-skinnedin all fairness, David Cameron probably isn't a serial pig fucker either, but it's fun to make jokes about people
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Mon 7 Sep 2020, 6:15,
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You should be ashamed of posting such inaccuraciesPong never had that nice cube action you've got going
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Mon 7 Sep 2020, 6:10,
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the poopside down adventure
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 19:56,
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Freddie,before Brian May convinced him to substitute "bicycle" for "icicle."
( LS18,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 21:44,
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This is a serious matter, Pedro.Save your jokes for Joe Biden and the other Demoncrats.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 21:37,
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Click for bigger (56 kb) PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 21:45,
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Question: Do you have any pretty girls for source pics?Cuz you always doing the ugly ones.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 23:27,
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Maybe you're just seeing your own ugliness being reflected back at you
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 23:42,
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You're doing it all wrong πππ
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 23:50,
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*disintegrates into a pile of eight bit coins* artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 23:56,
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*goes back in time to make certain that Artifus' parents have sex*
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 0:01,
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Somebody deleted a reply
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 0:10,
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go back in time and fix it doctor woo artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 0:15,
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katie lies, you can see it in her eyes mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 0:52,
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Remember the 30 minute painting contest? We don't do fun shit like that anymore.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 2:20,
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I don’t remember :( I think I may have souped my brains. mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 2:48,
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It was only 10 years ago.....10 YEARS AGO!!!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 2:54,
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There may have been a few other events since then that have kind of overshadowed it a little, unlikely though that sounds mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 3:03,
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I would do it as long as sharpie or graphite is an accepted mediumor charcoal
( gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 7:57,
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No worries.Nothing gonna happen here....ever....
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 17:57,
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That's a cool frog!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 9:57,
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30 minutes.....only......to paint.........with brushes.....
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 17:58,
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I do like it!It's a nice aOpIZWo
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 19:25,
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Also.......your girls are UGLY.
SO SO UGLY!!!!!!!
(SO SO UGLY!!!!!!!
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 18:01,
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Was that before or after the 'dress up as a robot but only with things that you have to hand'?
Just before mictoboy dressed up like the 50,000 foot woman.Everything went downhill after that.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 17:59,
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Asking permission to print this and frame it in my attic.
(
Shlvng,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 22:56,
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Make it your basement, and we got a deal.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 23:26,
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it's turtles all the way downonly dreams are up
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 20:59,
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Jumbo Dildo & Needn't Rap PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 19:36,
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Moat Puddle & Inbred Jon PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 19:38,
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Blind Reed & Tampon Judo PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 19:41,
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Nimble Trojan, Odd Dupe PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 19:42,
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Jeep Brand Dildo Mount PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 19:44,
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Is it any good? ...the show, that is.PS: Woo!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 16:55,
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Number 1 on Netflix But then venom is 4 and it's shit!
hope that helps
(,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 17:14,
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hope that helps
I don't trust 'ratings' for 3 months after the release of anything. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 17:50,
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Yeah, I'll probably give one episode a go
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 17:22,
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Cheesy with added cheese!Addictive though and the baddie is hilariously camp.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 14:40,
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IDGI......I don't watch a lot of fish-based television programs.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 21:52,
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You should be locked upMy eyes, brain cannot unsee.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 21:36,
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Or goo goo ga ga, it’s a bit easier to play mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 1:07,
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MISSISSIPPI QUEEN (If You Know What I Mean)
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 4 Sep 2020, 18:01,
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This just caused panic here trying to turn it off and YouTube ignoring the stop button mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 1:00,
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I went to San Francisco a couple of years ago, I didn’t see any hippies. Where are you getting your information?I donβt mean this in a negative way.
( mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 1:09,
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There was a late middle aged guy on a bus dressed in the most screamingly mismatched “highlights of gay culture” outfit who caught me looking at him and smiling, he shrugged and rolled his eyes and said, “hey, go big or go home!” Thinking about it, his voice was very similar to the hotel clerk in Spinal Tap who the band manager calls a twisted old fruit, and who says, βIβm just as god made me sir.β
( mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 1:25,
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I think it’s possible we have different ideas about what a hippy is mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 1:44,
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Hippies, Fags, Gays, Queers, Protesters, Antifa,...etc...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 1:46,
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Are we playing Fox News bingo? Edit: I can hear an owl outside, the owls are not what they seem
( mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 1:49,
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Haha don’t be stupid that makes no sense it was her log mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 2:02,
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Homosexual Hippy Owls!Did you see the seagull drones? They look and fly like seagulls. Watching our every move.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 1:59,
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Why didn't you FP my latest Freebase pic?Fuck Off, man!
That's a fucking classic!
(That's a fucking classic!
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 2:17,
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There’s a modnote on it that says, in-jokes are never frontpaged, and there are three black flags. mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 3:15,
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Mississippi Queen...She Taught Me Everything!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 4 Sep 2020, 21:48,
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Were they really in Vicksboyg? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 12:43,
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Bit late, m8......I thought you'd be all over this.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 19:00,
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I'm not on the computer as much on Saturdays
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 19:15,
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CHA!...Of course not!...Busy internet superstar and all...
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 19:20,
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I'm a Social-Media Bum-fluencer PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 19:23,
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Bryan Ferry is having trouble finding a recording gig, eh?
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 19:47,
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apparently it is elvis costello's dad artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 19:53,
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Wow, Bryan Ferry doesn't look old enough to be his dad!
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 19:55,
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I mean...He was only 9 years old FFS!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 20:00,
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no, see, it is elvis costellos dad who is having trouble finding a recording gigwhat with being dead and everything, see?
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sun 6 Sep 2020, 18:39,
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hmmmmm
son just messaged me this. twitter I think?
insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas,
Fri 4 Sep 2020, 14:37,
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Top Level Domain... maybe? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 4 Sep 2020, 17:21,
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Toilet Lid Dinnerplate mmmmmmm(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Fri 4 Sep 2020, 18:49,
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Kramer says "Like any wedding, people will need to book well in advance, because as the word gets out that The Real Kramer is officiating wedding ceremonies, I can see my schedule becoming quite busy. After all, while there are dozens of 'Elvis Impersonat
(
Chumps π,
Fri 4 Sep 2020, 22:03,
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Yeah it’s really going to take off now it’s been posted on b3ta mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Sat 5 Sep 2020, 1:03,
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I found this on facebookwhere it had been stolen from twitter
who had stolen it from b3ta
the circle is complete
(,
Fri 4 Sep 2020, 14:41,
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who had stolen it from b3ta
the circle is complete
When was it on that there b3ta thingy PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 4 Sep 2020, 16:53,
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how iz babe made? cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Fri 4 Sep 2020, 23:46,
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What is the capital of Ecuador? mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Sat 5 Sep 2020, 1:13,
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Response so far has been a little strange. mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Fri 4 Sep 2020, 19:06,
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Oh I didn’t see that subtle addition due to the faint red line drawing my eyes skillfully to the joke. mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 1:06,
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Shit comment from Shit member(invisible PG13 comment)
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 4 Sep 2020, 21:51,
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I told you I was going to be nice from now on and you said, “like me”, but this sounds a bit mean atomic Also why is the second shit capitalized? Also what is the capital of Ecuador, you canβt say E
( mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Sat 5 Sep 2020, 1:20,
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You’ve not addressed the vexed question of the second shit and I’m not prepared to engage further until you do Why is the second shit capitalized? Itβs a simple question.
( mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 1:45,
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An upstanding established member, such as myself.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 2:05,
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For the curious, here's footage of the unshopped table.(
Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Fri 4 Sep 2020, 15:06,
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I’ve just realized that footage is an anachronism mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 1:56,
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This is my shit photoshop thrown together in a few minutes. It got someone 220k likes so far on Twitter.. THEY ARE MY FUCKING LIKES!! MINE!!! RAGING!!!
(,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 7:26,
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Welcome to HappyToast Pylon ClubMy own membership came about with a Mickey Mouse cheese factory gif
(,
Sat 5 Sep 2020, 8:44,
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