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[challenge entry] All right now by Free, becomes....
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 19:41, archived)
# I'm blaming you for this.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 20:34, archived)
# Is the album actually called Cxi Olean then is it Mr. Spooner?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 20:41, archived)
# If I entered it into the compo...yes...
...(bite me)
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 21:58, archived)
#
this is completely unacceptable
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 18:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheers
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 19:18, archived)
# Augh!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 20:03, archived)
# I would have connected the string to the food, but lost interest halfway through :(
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 20:31, archived)
# Hello, I see you're very new here. Please don't claim other people's work as your own. And yes I AM a board nazi, what of it?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 20:45, archived)
# Is it okay to post a hyperlink to a cool thing that I found elsewhere on the world wide web?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 21:42, archived)
# NOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 22:20, archived)
# Oh right, so it's one rule for us newbies, another for the Established board members
utter bullshit, leaving 4EVA
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 23:59, archived)
# Not very welcoming
(, Mon 28 Sep 2020, 0:08, archived)
# I came back to say that
(, Mon 28 Sep 2020, 0:09, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Mon 28 Sep 2020, 4:28, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 21:22, archived)
#
Ohfuckinghell
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 21:45, archived)
# I'd say the same idea coming up only once every 13 years is pretty good going
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 21:49, archived)
# Saw 'em at Reading 199X...
We had to convince a fucked up mate that they weren't calling him 'bastard'...
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Oi! Le Bon, I said do that tomorrow
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 17:43, archived)
# *angry_reacts* for so-bad-it's-good punnage



I had to filename it though. I thought that was Richard Simmons
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 19:30, archived)
# Simon & Simmons?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 20:29, archived)
# Fuck, I see the resemblance. I don't think Richard Simmons is very well known in the UK.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 20:51, archived)
# I can see why
They keep the poor fucker buried under a layer of pavers
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 20:59, archived)
# I am so, SO sorry...

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(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 17:38, archived)
# Worms!!!!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 18:39, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 20:55, archived)
# Oh that's nasty =D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2020, 0:20, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 17:27, archived)
# pfft
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 17:28, archived)
# top
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 17:32, archived)
# Yes I can only see the start of the bell
I want to see the bell end
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Whoa, oh, oh

..meet child of swine
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 16:18, archived)
# Haha!
:)
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] this is what it looks like, When Coves Dry
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 16:29, archived)
# swild of chine?
IDGI
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 19:42, archived)
# Sweet child of mine
Meet child of swine
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] The Tie of the Eiger
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 16:01, archived)
# nice
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - SONG SPOONERISMS

Song Spoonerisms - swap letters or sounds about in song titles for hilarious effect, like Batch my sick up or Hairway to Steven, then make up a picture for it.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Strictly Come Dancing with Wolves...
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 11:34, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 11:53, archived)
# Woo-ooooooooooo!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Honest
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 0:42, archived)
# I like your picture
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 3:42, archived)
# Andy R's post triggered this
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 21:56, archived)
# IDGI
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 22:29, archived)
# It's just a bad pun
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 22:37, archived)
# It's also about a czar that went missing
and the zany hijinks that occurred while trying to find him
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 22:57, archived)
# Yeah see this is more like it
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 23:44, archived)
# Sounds like a movie.
A really bad movie.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 23:59, archived)
# it's The Terrible
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 0:23, archived)
# Ivan to see it
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 3:15, archived)
# It's got Ashton Kutcher in it
and that other guy
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 0:26, archived)
# OMG is it Jack Black?!?
I LOVE JACK BLACK HE'S SO FUCKING FUNNY
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 0:35, archived)
# no it's the other other guy
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 0:41, archived)
# Tom Green?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 0:55, archived)
# That's the one
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:14, archived)
# Thanks, I hate it
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:14, archived)
# :(]
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:39, archived)
# I just found a movie that's worse than yours.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 2:30, archived)
# Haha!
Definitely worse.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 3:05, archived)
# dafuq
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 13:42, archived)
# Watered-down Belushi
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:18, archived)
# Also not quite as dead
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:21, archived)
# Bummer
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:24, archived)
# Briiiight eyyyes, buuuur ning like fi-yar!!!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:39, archived)
# I loved him in school of hard rocks, he was really oh no wait I hate him
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:37, archived)
# You just passed the Voight-Kampff test.
Now we just need to determine if you are a human, or a lesbian
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:41, archived)
# Is this when you lock me in a room full of naked writhing women to see how I react?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:49, archived)
# 🤔😋😱
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 2:01, archived)
# I swear Pegbu it’s 9:00pm here and if you’ve gone to bed already we can’t be friends any more.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 2:01, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 2:04, archived)
# When are you gonna do Animal Housetrained
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 2:14, archived)
# Why don’t you do it, amniotic stole your idea, this won’t even be stealing, I’m gifting it to you.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 2:20, archived)
# Meh...
It's it's it's kind of a dumb one
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 2:21, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 2:26, archived)
# It's not TOTALLY dumb!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 2:28, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 2:35, archived)
# Isn’t it past your bedtime?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 2:37, archived)
# Yeah that’s what I thought, pajama boy
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 3:32, archived)
# Yeah, I liked it the first time, when it was called 'Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure'.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:16, archived)
# toooootallyyyyyy
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:25, archived)
# That's the movie with Keanu Reeves
and that other guy
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 3:26, archived)
# You don’t have to say bad pun, you can just say pun. Might save you some time.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 23:43, archived)
# ok so I may have posted an “oh my god, it’s full of czars” image. But that’s not the point
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 23:58, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 0:26, archived)
# That's bewitching*
*not really.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:17, archived)
#
Is it kind of like using a word or phrase so that more than one meaning is suggested to evoke humor?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 0:35, archived)
# Is what kind of like using a word or phrase so that more than one meaning is suggested to evoke humor? I’ve lost the thread here.
I was implying that ‘bad pun’ is a redundant phrase, a statement which further implies that all puns are bad. But in reality gub-gub, I was being purposely slightly vague when I said that, in the hopes that I’d have the joy of explaining it all to you afterwards :)
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:41, archived)
# I did start to wonder if there are good and bad puns.
So your effort wasn't all for naught.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 2:18, archived)
# Well I can’t claim to be an expert in the field, but I’m definitely completely right.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 2:25, archived)
# Defo outstanding in your own field.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 2:36, archived)
# Bear with me
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 2:39, archived)
#

(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 19:33, archived)
# Less laid back than the original.
But the IMDB rating is higher.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 0:36, archived)
# in the basement, being shot by Bolsheviks
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 17:22, archived)
# I'm deeply honoured
and I like this.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Just another couple of years...
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 21:15, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 21:16, archived)
#
arrrrgh, I thought for flipin ages to get this in to the compo and failed

very good
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 21:51, archived)
# I had the same idea, but not the time
and mine wouldn't have been as good

was surprised that nobody did it until yesterday
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 17:41, archived)
# Super
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 21:52, archived)
# haha!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 21:53, archived)
# Less than 8 hours to FP.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 22:26, archived)
# More than 24 hours of you being butt-hurt
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 23:41, archived)
# I'm trying to forget about that.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 0:01, archived)
# I think it was 10 hours
calculating between b3ta GMT and twitter PST while the wife is peppering me with questions about curtains was a struggle
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 21:11, archived)
# aces
-click-
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 22:43, archived)
#
oh you...
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 22:52, archived)
# brilliant :)
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 23:08, archived)
# *applauds*
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 23:33, archived)
# Excellent
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 23:35, archived)
# Winner!
Excellent work Monkeon
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 10:03, archived)
# Yes!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 11:54, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 11:57, archived)
# Ba...ahahaha
Love it!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 14:45, archived)
# Haha
Clever =)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2020, 0:17, archived)
# Woo! Yay! Hoopla!
Man, that's good...
(, Mon 28 Sep 2020, 9:37, archived)
# Haha
I love it!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 18:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 19:49, archived)
# bril
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 21:53, archived)
# Nobody wants lentil soup?
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 22:28, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 22:55, archived)
# Dinner’s on the Yellow Brick Road guys
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 23:42, archived)
# I like this
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 23:42, archived)
# Don't Be Lie
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 0:00, archived)
# I don’t belie this
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Rude!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry] How laid back are the mods?
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 13:12, archived)
# it's hard to know, they're pretty tight-lipped
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 14:35, archived)
# Might get in a flap about it
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 14:49, archived)
# enough to muffle him?
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 14:56, archived)
# :)
You are a cunning linguist
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 17:49, archived)
# I thought it would bee f***** curtains for this one!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 18:26, archived)
# Good thing that bloke’s standing in the way of her cunt otherwise this would be NSFW
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 18:57, archived)
# Hahaha
Don't beat around the bush
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 19:09, archived)
# Well it doesn’t seem to have knocked you out of your groove
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 19:17, archived)
# Don't clam up now
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 19:28, archived)
# Oi, back in your box
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 19:15, archived)
# the warm, moist box
Ediiiiiit
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 19:16, archived)
# Desert Dessert
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 17:52, archived)
# LOL
Something about a camel toe
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 19:10, archived)
# all that sand is going to chafe
gritty in the teeth too
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 18:27, archived)
# :)
Arid
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] A heartwarming story of a man who takes up cooking to raise money for cancer treatments
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 12:36, archived)
# Pedro this is very good, well done you!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 16:08, archived)
# Oh, thank you
I think one other person actually clicked 'I like this'
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 17:37, archived)
# Was it this guy?
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 17:44, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 17:50, archived)
# Don’t let it upset you Pedro, it’s just some jerk with a time machine showing off
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 18:55, archived)
# "procured bread"
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 17:51, archived)
# You're welcome
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 18:27, archived)
# Nicely
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 23:34, archived)
# Bless you, young cat-person
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 0:27, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 11:26, archived)
# I just realized, that's the same exact expression I make when I look at my phone.
that's the same exact expression I make when I look at my phone.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 18:23, archived)
# Haha - brill
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Jenkins!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 10:53, archived)
# But...
...that's far more terrifying than the original.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 12:42, archived)
# *SURPRISE SAUSAGE!!*
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmmmm...

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(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 10:51, archived)

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