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All right now by Free, becomes....
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razzle ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 19:41,
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I'm blaming you for this.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 20:34,
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Is the album actually called Cxi Olean then is it Mr. Spooner?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 20:41,
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If I entered it into the compo...yes...
...(bite me)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 21:58,
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this is completely unacceptable
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 22:38,
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Click for bigger (770 kb)
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collapsibletank procreates ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 18:05,
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Cheers
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dribble ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 19:18,
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Augh!
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collapsibletank procreates ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 20:03,
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I would have connected the string to the food, but lost interest halfway through :(
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dribble ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 20:31,
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Hello, I see you're very new here. Please don't claim other people's work as your own. And yes I AM a board nazi, what of it?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 20:45,
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Is it okay to post a hyperlink to a cool thing that I found elsewhere on the world wide web?
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dribble ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 21:42,
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NOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 22:20,
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Oh right, so it's one rule for us newbies, another for the Established board members
utter bullshit, leaving 4EVA
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dribble ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 23:59,
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Not very welcoming
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dribble ,
Mon 28 Sep 2020, 0:08,
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I came back to say that
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dribble ,
Mon 28 Sep 2020, 0:09,
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 28 Sep 2020, 4:28,
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 21:22,
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Ohfuckinghell
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collapsibletank procreates ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 21:45,
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I'd say the same idea coming up only once every 13 years is pretty good going
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dribble ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 21:49,
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Saw 'em at Reading 199X...
We had to convince a fucked up mate that they weren't calling him 'bastard'...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 23:09,
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Oi! Le Bon, I said do that tomorrow
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 17:43,
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*angry_reacts* for so-bad-it's-good punnage
I had to filename it though. I thought that was Richard Simmons
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 19:30,
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Simon & Simmons?
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gub~gub can't hummus ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 20:29,
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Fuck, I see the resemblance. I don't think Richard Simmons is very well known in the UK.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 20:51,
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I can see why
They keep the poor fucker buried under a layer of pavers
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 20:59,
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I am so, SO sorry...
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collapsibletank procreates ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 17:38,
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Worms!!!!
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 18:39,
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:)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 20:55,
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Oh that's nasty =D
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Sherbs ,
Mon 28 Sep 2020, 0:20,
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.
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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 17:27,
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pfft
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 17:28,
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top
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 17:32,
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Yes I can only see the start of the bell
I want to see the bell end
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 22:13,
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Whoa, oh, oh
..meet child of swine
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 16:18,
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Haha!
:)
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Ninj ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 16:28,
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this is what it looks like, When Coves Dry
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 16:29,
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swild of chine?
IDGI
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Chumps 👀 ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 19:42,
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Sweet child of mine
Meet child of swine
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 21:33,
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The Tie of the Eiger
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Ninj ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 16:01,
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nice
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 16:03,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - SONG SPOONERISMS
Song Spoonerisms - swap letters or sounds about in song titles for hilarious effect, like Batch my sick up or Hairway to Steven, then make up a picture for it.
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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 15:16,
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Strictly Come Dancing with Wolves...
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 11:34,
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 11:53,
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Woo-ooooooooooo!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 13:36,
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Honest
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showrat I Fought The Law on ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 0:42,
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I like your picture
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 3:42,
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Andy R's post triggered this
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gub~gub can't hummus ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 21:56,
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IDGI
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 22:29,
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It's just a bad pun
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gub~gub can't hummus ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 22:37,
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It's also about a czar that went missing
and the zany hijinks that occurred while trying to find him
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gub~gub can't hummus ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 22:57,
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Yeah see this is more like it
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 23:44,
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Sounds like a movie.
A really bad movie.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 23:59,
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it's The Terrible
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 0:23,
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Ivan to see it
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gub~gub can't hummus ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 3:15,
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It's got Ashton Kutcher in it
and that other guy
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gub~gub can't hummus ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 0:26,
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OMG is it Jack Black?!?
I LOVE JACK BLACK HE'S SO FUCKING FUNNY
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 0:35,
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no it's the other other guy
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gub~gub can't hummus ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 0:41,
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Tom Green?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 0:55,
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That's the one
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gub~gub can't hummus ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:14,
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Thanks, I hate it
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:14,
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:(]
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gub~gub can't hummus ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:39,
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I just found a movie that's worse than yours.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 2:30,
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Haha!
Definitely worse.
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gub~gub can't hummus ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 3:05,
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dafuq
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 13:42,
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Watered-down Belushi
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:18,
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Also not quite as dead
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gub~gub can't hummus ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:21,
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Bummer
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:24,
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Briiiight eyyyes, buuuur ning like fi-yar!!!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:39,
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I loved him in school of hard rocks, he was really oh no wait I hate him
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:37,
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You just passed the Voight-Kampff test.
Now we just need to determine if you are a human, or a lesbian
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:41,
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Is this when you lock me in a room full of naked writhing women to see how I react?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:49,
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🤔😋😱
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 2:01,
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I swear Pegbu it’s 9:00pm here and if you’ve gone to bed already we can’t be friends any more.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 2:01,
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Haha
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 2:04,
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When are you gonna do Animal Housetrained
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 2:14,
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Why don’t you do it, amniotic stole your idea, this won’t even be stealing, I’m gifting it to you.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 2:20,
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Meh...
It's it's it's kind of a dumb one
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 2:21,
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:(
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 2:26,
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It's not TOTALLY dumb!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 2:28,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 2:35,
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Isn’t it past your bedtime?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 2:37,
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Yeah that’s what I thought, pajama boy
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 3:32,
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Yeah, I liked it the first time, when it was called 'Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure'.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:16,
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toooootallyyyyyy
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:25,
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That's the movie with Keanu Reeves
and that other guy
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gub~gub can't hummus ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 3:26,
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You don’t have to say bad pun, you can just say pun. Might save you some time.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 23:43,
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ok so I may have posted an “oh my god, it’s full of czars” image. But that’s not the point
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 23:58,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 0:26,
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That's bewitching*
*not really.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:17,
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Is it kind of like using a word or phrase so that more than one meaning is suggested to evoke humor?
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gub~gub can't hummus ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 0:35,
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Is what kind of like using a word or phrase so that more than one meaning is suggested to evoke humor? I’ve lost the thread here.
I was implying that ‘bad pun’ is a redundant phrase, a statement which further implies that all puns are bad. But in reality gub-gub, I was being purposely slightly vague when I said that, in the hopes that I’d have the joy of explaining it all to you afterwards :)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:41,
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I did start to wonder if there are good and bad puns.
So your effort wasn't all for naught.
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gub~gub can't hummus ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 2:18,
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Well I can’t claim to be an expert in the field, but I’m definitely completely right.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 2:25,
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Defo outstanding in your own field.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 2:36,
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Bear with me
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 2:39,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 19:33,
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Less laid back than the original.
But the IMDB rating is higher.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 0:36,
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in the basement, being shot by Bolsheviks
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rogerzilla ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 17:22,
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I'm deeply honoured
and I like this.
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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 20:35,
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Just another couple of years...
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 21:15,
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Arf!
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jonbob loves you ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 21:16,
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arrrrgh, I thought for flipin ages to get this in to the compo and failed very good
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razzle ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 21:51,
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I had the same idea, but not the time
and mine wouldn't have been as good was surprised that nobody did it until yesterday
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custard ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 17:41,
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Super
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 21:52,
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haha!
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gub~gub can't hummus ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 21:53,
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Less than 8 hours to FP.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 22:26,
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More than 24 hours of you being butt-hurt
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 23:41,
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I'm trying to forget about that.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 0:01,
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I think it was 10 hours
calculating between b3ta GMT and twitter PST while the wife is peppering me with questions about curtains was a struggle
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gub~gub can't hummus ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 21:11,
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aces
-click-
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 22:43,
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oh you...
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unclepills ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 22:52,
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brilliant :)
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ozof ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 23:08,
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*applauds*
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 23:33,
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Excellent
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 23:35,
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Winner!
Excellent work Monkeon
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Q4nobody ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 10:03,
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Yes!
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 11:54,
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8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 11:57,
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Ba...ahahaha
Love it!
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GillianT's_Pet_Trombone ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 14:45,
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Haha
Clever =)
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Sherbs ,
Mon 28 Sep 2020, 0:17,
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Woo! Yay! Hoopla!
Man, that's good...
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Mex3 =mememe ,
Mon 28 Sep 2020, 9:37,
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Haha
I love it!
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Brandy_Bumwinkle ,
Tue 29 Sep 2020, 18:05,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 19:49,
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bril
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gub~gub can't hummus ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 21:53,
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Nobody wants lentil soup?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 22:28,
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:D
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gub~gub can't hummus ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 22:55,
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Dinner’s on the Yellow Brick Road guys
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 23:42,
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I like this
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 23:42,
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Don't Be Lie
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 0:00,
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I don’t belie this
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:51,
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Rude!
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Ninj ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 17:33,
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How laid back are the mods?
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 13:12,
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it's hard to know, they're pretty tight-lipped
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 14:35,
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Might get in a flap about it
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rogerzilla ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 14:49,
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enough to muffle him?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 14:56,
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:)
You are a cunning linguist
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 17:49,
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I thought it would bee f***** curtains for this one!
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showrat I Fought The Law on ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 18:26,
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Good thing that bloke’s standing in the way of her cunt otherwise this would be NSFW
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 18:57,
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Hahaha
Don't beat around the bush
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 19:09,
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Well it doesn’t seem to have knocked you out of your groove
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 19:17,
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Don't clam up now
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gub~gub can't hummus ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 19:28,
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Oi, back in your box
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showrat I Fought The Law on ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 19:15,
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the warm, moist box
Ediiiiiit
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 19:16,
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Desert Dessert
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 17:52,
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LOL
Something about a camel toe
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 19:10,
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all that sand is going to chafe
gritty in the teeth too
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 18:27,
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:)
Arid
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 19:10,
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A heartwarming story of a man who takes up cooking to raise money for cancer treatments
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 12:36,
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Pedro this is very good, well done you!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 16:08,
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Oh, thank you
I think one other person actually clicked 'I like this'
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 17:37,
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Was it this guy?
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 17:44,
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:(
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 17:50,
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Don’t let it upset you Pedro, it’s just some jerk with a time machine showing off
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 18:55,
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"procured bread"
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 17:51,
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You're welcome
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showrat I Fought The Law on ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 18:27,
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Nicely
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 23:34,
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Bless you, young cat-person
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 0:27,
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...
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Ninj ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 11:26,
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I just realized, that's the same exact expression I make when I look at my phone.
that's the same exact expression I make when I look at my phone.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 18:23,
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Haha - brill
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 21:55,
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Jenkins!
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S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps. ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 10:53,
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But...
...that's far more terrifying than the original.
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FridgeBadger ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 12:42,
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*SURPRISE SAUSAGE!!*
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 14:25,
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Mmmmmm...
Click for bigger (121 kb)
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Ninj ,
Sat 26 Sep 2020, 10:51,
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