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[challenge entry]
(razzle, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 15:56, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 16:58, archived)
# Khaaaaan!
(dribble, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 17:19, archived)
# Ha ha!
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 18:18, archived)
# Heh Heh!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 15:54, archived)
# 439 layers in photoshop (or the image editing software of your choice)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 16:00, archived)
# DAMN, SAMN!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 17:01, archived)
# It took ages
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 17:13, archived)
# But what if I don't want to buy a windmill?
Will I be subjected to goat turds?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 16:30, archived)
# Yodeladyyoldeladyyodelayheehoo

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 17:00, archived)
# That's friendlier than I expected.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 17:11, archived)
# The sweet smell of happiness
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 17:31, archived)
# About these grapes you sold me
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 17:14, archived)
# MMM BUMGRAPES
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 17:30, archived)
# I don't see any point in continuing with this competition
This is unquestionably the best possible submission.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 21:39, archived)
# BUY A WINDMILL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 22:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 22:39, archived)
# CEASE & DESIST
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 23:44, archived)
# BUY A WINDMILL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 2:32, archived)
# The Twat In The Hat
(JauntyArt, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 15:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 15:42, archived)
# It's like watching someone having a mental breakdown in real-time.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 5 Oct 2020, 15:44, archived)
# I like this, I don't know who that is though, I just think the has suits him
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 16:00, archived)
# When is white history month?
Every other fucking month of the year.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 16:03, archived)
# Who is it ?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 16:11, archived)
# Laurence Fox, one of the Fox acting dynasty
He’s in a huff with BLM and black history month. Recently formed a new political party along those lines and he’s boycotting Sainsbury’s because they’re publicly supporting these issues.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 17:14, archived)
# Cheers
hahah fucking hell, the tories aren't shit enough for me, I'm starting my own gang.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 17:14, archived)
#
he's raised 5 mill already, allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Mon 5 Oct 2020, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Lynx Oceania?
Was going to do a Lynx gag, but decided Axolotls are funnier.


Click for bigger (88 kb)
(Max Harvey, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 13:39, archived)
# happiest of all the amphibians
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 13:55, archived)
# And always looking fabulous with their built-in feather boa...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 12:52, archived)
# Fabulous typeface matching!
Now do BOVA with a cow
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 14:16, archived)
# Now do a seasoned-up hyena in the back of a Cortina
(rogerzilla, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 15:26, archived)
# What do you think I am?
Your Ian Dury and the Blockheads lyric photoshopping tart?
(plankton, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 16:21, archived)
# Just popped into my head. So I made it.

Click for bigger (105 kb)
(Max Harvey, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 12:40, archived)
# Is this what Lego sharks look like now? :(
Can't leave anything good alone, can they? I remember when this was all fields and green bricks were unheard of
(dribble, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 13:29, archived)
# lego sharks
You're right, I think they have changed. Didn't notice when I googled lego shark. Probably should have dug out an classic version.
(Max Harvey, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 13:40, archived)
# And all the people faces should be identical
and star potter sets would be sacrilege
(dribble, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] ceiling cat is watching you grout
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 12:23, archived)
# OUCH :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 14:51, archived)
# haha!
Ceiling cat is watching you trying to tile a bathroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 5 Oct 2020, 12:28, archived)
# I must've replaced that one tile a hundred times
bastard cat
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Exclusive to Goop
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 12:10, archived)
# *bokes*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 12:23, archived)
# eeewwwww
gross
(gijoel, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 8:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 5 Oct 2020, 11:14, archived)
# By coincidence, I was reading about dermestid beetles just this morning
For purely academic purposes, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 12:06, archived)
# Had to google it.
I imagine they'd feast on the floppy doppily bits first.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 5 Oct 2020, 12:29, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 14:18, archived)
# this image seems femuriliar
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Good things come to those who wait.
(I helped save b3ta! smello, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 10:03, archived)
# I like the logo muchly
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 12:23, archived)
# It's International Sloth Day on the 20th October!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 12:25, archived)
# It's my birthday on the 5th October
jussayin'
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 12:32, archived)
# Happy Evicted-From-Womb Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 13:30, archived)
#
👍
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 14:37, archived)
#
happy birthday to yoooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Mon 5 Oct 2020, 14:55, archived)
#
🎂😀
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 15:00, archived)
# Ending on November the 15th.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 14:13, archived)
# Saaayyyyy...
That's a nice bike.

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 2:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 6:06, archived)
# Fritzl The Cat
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 7:56, archived)
# I really do love this
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub things are really fine, really, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 8:26, archived)
# It's uncatty!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 14:18, archived)
# You're great at these Pedro
I hope you don't mind, I slipped my challenge entry into your thread. You probably didn't even notice but I still like to be polite.
Have you ever been to AUSTRIA Pedro?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 6:07, archived)
# I have never been to a country whose name begins with 'A'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 11:36, archived)
# Well I'm glad you had such a memorable weekend with me in Antigua
😭
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 15:09, archived)
# Does Alba count?
Or East Angular?
(rogerzilla, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 15:29, archived)
# Uhmerica
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Killing the competition
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 0:52, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 10:17, archived)
#
(koolfred, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 21:56, archived)
# Are these remapping my brain chemistry?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 21:57, archived)
# Chemistry doesn't have maps Pedro. Nor do brains. So that's a no.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 22:24, archived)
# You know nothing about brains
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 1:00, archived)
# OMG THIS IS SO CUTE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 22:25, archived)
# Especially how half the middle cat's head is missing
(dribble, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 0:01, archived)
# Compo it!!!
No idea what its advertising tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 23:02, archived)
# PLUG II Jo
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 23:06, archived)
# Plug in,
j/o.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub things are really fine, really, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 0:43, archived)
# So it really is an ad! They should definitely compo it, those kittens are adorable!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 0:51, archived)
# Aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub things are really fine, really, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 1:19, archived)
# Plug in. Join us.
Apparently. So I did. It burned my neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 7:41, archived)
# Computer viruses
(dribble, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 8:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 1:57, archived)
# My eyes are up here
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub things are really fine, really, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 2:10, archived)
# Should've started out with teh kittinz...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 2:54, archived)
# First they came for teh kittinz, and I said nothing....
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 8:56, archived)
[challenge entry] And don't forget the joker!
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 21:04, archived)
# Lose weight with Ayd's!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 0:04, archived)
#
Is that the good Ayds or the bad Ayds?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 6:44, archived)
# Puntastic
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 7:58, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - ANIMAL ADVERTS

Put animals in famous adverts or make adverts for stuff that animals would buy. Make Animal Ads!
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 20:43, archived)
# Do we fire up photoshop?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sun 4 Oct 2020, 20:58, archived)
# Not allowed to say that any more, it looks like endorsement
Other raster graphics editors are available
(dribble, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 21:29, archived)
# not to mention vectorphobic
(ozof, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 1:11, archived)
# (or the image editing software of your choice)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 21:30, archived)
# Paint Shop Pro v8.10 FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 22:18, archived)
# I chooooooooose..
UM BONGO!
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sun 4 Oct 2020, 22:19, archived)
# You're not really here for the photoshopping are you
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 22:25, archived)
#
I haven't got photoshop

I'm sorry everyone. I'll leave quietly.

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sun 4 Oct 2020, 22:36, archived)
# Then you should probably use the image editing software of your choice. But I don’t think there’s really one called Um Bongo. Don’t shoot the messenger, ok.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 15:00, archived)
# is this the Jonathan Ross version?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 23:39, archived)
# Please Please Me
(JauntyArt, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 10:40, archived)
# mohair nan?
(ozof, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 12:22, archived)
# lee shoves you?
(ozof, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 12:22, archived)
# tray dipper?
(ozof, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 12:22, archived)
# raper pack-biter?
(ozof, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 12:24, archived)
# wait, e's a dick?
(ozof, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 12:26, archived)
# He's ebeneezer dick
(dribble, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 12:51, archived)
# Lenny Paine
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 13:19, archived)
# Dick Paine
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 14:54, archived)
#
Pick My Love Lump?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sun 4 Oct 2020, 16:43, archived)
# Excoriation disorder
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 16:45, archived)
# Vore
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 18:34, archived)
# I'm seeing them at Brutal Assault 2021
(dribble, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 19:15, archived)
# Does that mean you're not going to #infest?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 21:31, archived)
# do you reckon Ringo had had his left eyebrow shaved off?
(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 16:14, archived)
# He was trying to shave his beard and completely lost co-ordination. Great drummer though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 18:34, archived)
# timingWhat's the secret of great drumming?
(dribble, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 19:21, archived)
# Interviewer to John Lennon: Is Ringo the best drummer in the world?
John Lennon: He’s a witless table tapper, frankly. And a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 23:11, archived)
# If you strike us down...we shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 17:38, archived)
# Half of their force operates on earth, the other half in the shadow lands of the great beyond, but sadly due to an administrative cockup they sent the wrong two.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 1:12, archived)
[challenge entry] This is a Public Service Announcement....
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 9:21, archived)
# Ebony & Ivory?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 14:41, archived)
# Our Horse, in the Middle of our Stream
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 17:40, archived)
# Knight Boat To Cairo
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 7:59, archived)
# Ibony and Evory
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 18:40, archived)
# Ebenny & the ivory jets
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub things are really fine, really, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 3:39, archived)
# Knights of boat sat in?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 4 Oct 2020, 19:51, archived)

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