Very goodI especially love the suicide suggestion.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Mon 28 Dec 2020, 14:38,
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Content??Suicide suggestion can be justifiable as long as the alternative (being not suggesting suicide) delivers an objectively worse outcome.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Mon 28 Dec 2020, 16:20,
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Twitter doesn't have a problem with mentions of ending one's own life.
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 28 Dec 2020, 16:41,
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I like the Atari in the windowit'll give them some final moments of entertainment as they fall to the ground
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Tue 29 Dec 2020, 11:40,
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Those clowns have as much in common with conservatism or Conservatism as the Queen does with poverty.
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Thu 31 Dec 2020, 15:12,
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The Sooty bath essential exfoliating gloveChristmas gift novelty nightmare
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 28 Dec 2020, 13:56,
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Sooty proctologist, a moment ago the wand was only an inch long![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Brexit"){kind=small}
Continuing the game show theme, let's play BREXITBASTARDS
Octo I ruin everything.,
Mon 28 Dec 2020, 11:19,
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shove it in my heart shaped box do it like you really mean it
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artifus is doing it all wrong,
Mon 28 Dec 2020, 1:05,
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sorry should be thinking of angels instead
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Mon 28 Dec 2020, 1:35,
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Kurt was invited to a 'Dress as someone famous" partyHe told them he couldn't choose so the host said, "Come As You Are"
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PFC Hudson,
Mon 28 Dec 2020, 12:58,
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I heard that stuff works really well if you first...shake it up. LOL!!!11!!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 27 Dec 2020, 21:13,
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What do you mean I'm not helping?!? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 28 Dec 2020, 1:08,
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the tortoise? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 28 Dec 2020, 20:56,
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that sounds filthy PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 28 Dec 2020, 14:20,
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Look at my horse, my horse is a FreebaseGive it a lick, it tastes just like Fucklift.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Mon 28 Dec 2020, 0:49,
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This exercise is not usually performed by horses, right?
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 28 Dec 2020, 3:47,
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I thought a horse might have stolen my thesaurus, but when I asked him about it, he said "nope". mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 28 Dec 2020, 22:29,
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They loved the snow.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Sat 26 Dec 2020, 19:18,
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Don't go messing with a son of a bitch (AKA Holy Bastard) PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 26 Dec 2020, 16:43,
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Giving Macca boots was a mistake I think
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 26 Dec 2020, 3:09,
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Not because he’s barefoot in the original, but because I want him to freeze to death. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 26 Dec 2020, 4:15,
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He looks fucking sharp now.He looks fucking sharp.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 26 Dec 2020, 4:18,
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Yeah you’ve flattered him, sartorially speaking. But veracity is important in art, and so is Paul freezing to death. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 26 Dec 2020, 4:26,
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I used to be an art critic, did you know that? I used to go into museums and say things like, “This probably isn’t as great as people think it is” and I tell you, no-one wants to hear that shit mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 26 Dec 2020, 4:31,
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I'm sticking to my story.He looks fucking sharp though.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 26 Dec 2020, 4:43,
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Paul is no fool."I ain't going out in the bloody snow without me wellies!"
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 26 Dec 2020, 4:46,
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He's a walrus, he won't freeze, duh! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 26 Dec 2020, 13:11,
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Why don't we do it in the snow Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 26 Dec 2020, 13:33,
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They're going back to their house now.Christmas is over.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 26 Dec 2020, 19:32,
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Is that why they'reIn the middle of our street? LOL!!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 26 Dec 2020, 20:27,
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I like that.I also like *50 FPs*...\0/ Thank you, b3ta! Celebration tonight!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 26 Dec 2020, 19:31,
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I stole your title and fixed Paul's knee. o/'-cheers
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 26 Dec 2020, 20:22,
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Cool! Royalty cheques to the usual address pleaseCongrats on the FP milestone too!
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Pizopop was here,
Sun 27 Dec 2020, 0:59,
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Your first image suggests this man is staringat snowman cock
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 25 Dec 2020, 18:52,
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You’re doing the lord’s work friend, don’t think for a moment that it goes unnoticed.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 26 Dec 2020, 3:08,
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The mark of a true artistbeing able to piss your name in the snow
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 25 Dec 2020, 18:46,
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Why is Roger's handwriting the same as Pete's?
gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Sat 26 Dec 2020, 0:22,
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Pete was doing some one-handed 'research' so Roger drank two tins of Irn Bru and wrote Pete's name for him mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 26 Dec 2020, 13:11,
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I thought maybe Pete borrowed Roger's pen? gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Sat 26 Dec 2020, 20:49,
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stay tuned for an important message from some twat..
R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!,
Thu 24 Dec 2020, 21:07,
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All those presentsand chitterlings for dinner!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Fri 25 Dec 2020, 1:10,
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And I thought they smelled yummy on the OUTSIDESchluurrrp!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 25 Dec 2020, 2:25,
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NOOOOOOOOooooooooOoooooOoOOOOOOOOoooo.....
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 25 Dec 2020, 20:03,
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The true meaning of Christmas Eat until you explode
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 25 Dec 2020, 18:49,
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I just want my fucklift to fuck again Thought he'd caught the clap but his knob fell off
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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Thu 24 Dec 2020, 20:56,
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A Modern Engineering Marvel PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 25 Dec 2020, 2:26,
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Whatever happened to Jolly Jack? Is he doing time for tupping squirrels? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 26 Dec 2020, 4:19,
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I’m not at all aroused by that GORGEOUS picture of flan, just so you know. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 26 Dec 2020, 4:17,
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Lovely! Have an old family holiday favo(u)rite
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 25 Dec 2020, 2:26,
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kill them, kill them all
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Thu 24 Dec 2020, 19:13,
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That's not how the game works, you have to fuck or marry 2/3 of them. brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Thu 24 Dec 2020, 20:21,
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'tis only fairthey've fucked most of us already
( JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Sat 26 Dec 2020, 2:43,
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All the people who make Britain (a) Great (big pile of steaming poo)
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 25 Dec 2020, 0:28,
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This is why I drink alone.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Fri 25 Dec 2020, 19:45,
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