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I found this coverage of the Tour de France and think it should win the compo.*
Well, coverage USED to be on channel 4; google tells me it's on C4 in Wales at least!
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sun 27 Jun 2021, 13:02,
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Opi/Omi in German is like granny/grandpacrazy French
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁,
Sun 27 Jun 2021, 13:26,
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Definitely should win the compo, yes.By the way... ITV4 if you're in Blighty
or get GCN+
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Sun 27 Jun 2021, 15:15,
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or get GCN+
Do not go to Gran's house on LSD.Jusssayin
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 27 Jun 2021, 17:43,
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If we are bringing back former Chancellor's, bring back this guy!
Octo I ruin everything.,
Sun 27 Jun 2021, 7:53,
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Bit disappointed with the announcement of the new Health ministerI mean after Jeremy 'rhyming slang' Cunt, and Matt 'Hand/Cock' Wanker, I can't think of any juvenile double entendres for Sajid Javid.
Help me B3ta, you're my only hope!
(Help me B3ta, you're my only hope!
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sun 27 Jun 2021, 13:06,
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Savage Vag-HeadPronounced vaj obviously
( Octo I ruin everything.,
Sun 27 Jun 2021, 13:30,
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former banker with deutsche bank c. 2007-8, if my memory isn't failing meso his numerical analysis skills will be focused on improving services in a financially prudent manner*
*shutting down branches, hiring new staff whose job is to tell you which machine to use or ask if you've tried seeking medical help online instead
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Sun 27 Jun 2021, 14:14,
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*shutting down branches, hiring new staff whose job is to tell you which machine to use or ask if you've tried seeking medical help online instead
Perhaps he'll reform, make improvements in the areas where enormous sums are being wasted
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Sun 27 Jun 2021, 14:32,
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so cancel or investigate a few recent contracts thencan't imagine whose he'd start with
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Sun 27 Jun 2021, 16:50,
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Bojo will immediately stamp on any potential dobbing of colleagues, especially since the dodgy dealings would have occurred on his watchWas thinking more along the lines of a cull of NHS Office Space Toms
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Sun 27 Jun 2021, 17:57,
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Huh, he's just gone to the back benchesnot like he's completely out of work and needing to supplement his income with a load of tell-all exclusives about all the incompetents and racists in the palace, er I mean Number 10
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Sat 26 Jun 2021, 23:36,
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He was already supplementing with the contract awardsbut yeppity, he has only resigned as a secretary of state, not an MP. And now we get to do Sajid Javid / Sontaran pics again
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unclepills,
Sat 26 Jun 2021, 23:54,
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Oooh, I did wonder if I should. I rarely do.It's no Ninj
( unclepills,
Sun 27 Jun 2021, 21:03,
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BREAKING NEWS: Freebase resigns from B3ta
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 26 Jun 2021, 20:13,
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:O Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...............
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 26 Jun 2021, 20:17,
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A year or two hidden away on the obscure corners of b3ta like /talk and he'll be back, out of exile and ready to resume duties
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 26 Jun 2021, 21:45,
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Don't corporate emoji me, Pedro!So mad right now...grrrr....D:
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 27 Jun 2021, 3:27,
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You’re typing this on your corporation-free off-grid recycled cardboard computer are you? 
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 27 Jun 2021, 17:45,
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You mean, "All your Ginabase are belong to Flancock".Apology accepted.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 27 Jun 2021, 3:29,
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Twizzling your turkeyClick for (slightly) bigger
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 26 Jun 2021, 18:47,
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Oh my...hahahaha
*SPANG*
(*SPANG*
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sun 27 Jun 2021, 19:58,
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No it looks more like PROYGCVM
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 26 Jun 2021, 12:52,
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??'I Bet I Die on Your Date Of Birth'?
...bit morbid, mate!
(...bit morbid, mate!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 26 Jun 2021, 16:47,
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But I'm American, so I have an excuse PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 26 Jun 2021, 17:40,
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OMG you're the TandooriConquistador?!?*FEARS*
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 26 Jun 2021, 17:46,
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NO ONE EXPECTS THE TANDOORI CONQUISTADOR!!!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Sat 26 Jun 2021, 21:05,
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I misspoke. I meant sacofricosis. Finally got it right
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 26 Jun 2021, 23:54,
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I do hope rob is getting paid by that vape shop that all the new people keep accidentally visiting via the FAQ
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Sat 26 Jun 2021, 17:11,
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Sat 26 Jun 2021, 21:30,
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For most users, the best way to post an image is to use b3ta's built in image hosting. Simply press the "Switch to image mode" button before writing a new post. The uploader will automatically resize your images based on the current dimension and file size limits, so you don't have to.
Alternatively, it is worth considering buying some webspace to host your images there. It's not all that expensive, you get to have your own domain name and you can also make your own website with cool stuff like a gallery of the pics you've made for b3ta.
The other option is to find somebody on the web willing to host your pictures for free. there are a few options out there, including:
B3tards file uploader - made by coding genius and b3ta boarder robtoo - images only.
SMOKING THINGS has a kind of feel-good sound to it mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 26 Jun 2021, 23:59,
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In Space Nobody Can Smell Your Shit Vape.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 27 Jun 2021, 3:25,
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It's his retirement planFor when the world tires of kittens, smug bastards and magenta CDCs
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Sun 27 Jun 2021, 9:24,
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Learnt something this weekI thought C4 was just a private commercial organisation like ITV.
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Fri 25 Jun 2021, 18:28,
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"Fore!"
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_le_shat Back with another one of those cock blockin' beats,
Sat 26 Jun 2021, 20:24,
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I used to do bits of work for the C4 website and I once suggested that I could bash out a Countdown flash gameas it would be obviously be popular and they pulled a face about how much money the guy who owned the rights would want and "don't even go there"
( rob,
Fri 25 Jun 2021, 17:53,
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Interesting to know, cheers.I'd have thought it was a super obvious target for licenced cash grab game devs of the 80s.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Fri 25 Jun 2021, 18:48,
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i made a numbers game solver in vb many moons agoshowing working an' everything.
wasn't as appealing as carol though.
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Sat 26 Jun 2021, 13:21,
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wasn't as appealing as carol though.
Whatabout the other 75?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Sat 26 Jun 2021, 20:22,
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You do not need to use all the numbers.Interestingly you are not allowed to have your running total turn negative or turn into a fraction. It's not a rule that's invoked often, but still a silly rule if you ask me.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sun 27 Jun 2021, 14:33,
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she did something for me in gregory's girl when I was a ladand I reckon I wasnt robinson crusoe there
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sat 26 Jun 2021, 0:01,
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ah, that's it. in her wetsuit cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sat 26 Jun 2021, 22:59,
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Also it's my candleday. But no candles. Sixteen years!
Octo I ruin everything.,
Fri 25 Jun 2021, 12:21,
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To be fair, he couldn't be sacked for incompetence as that would reflect badly on the Supreme LeaderThis way he gets to resign in mild disgrace to the backbenches and in a year or two can be promoted again once everyone's forgotten about it and how the S*n got hold of the CCTV footage and the rampant corruption surrounding her and Luther Pendragon and the latest test&trace scandal and and and
And happy candleday!
(And happy candleday!
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 25 Jun 2021, 12:30,
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You'd hope so, but no, they called it Luther Pendragon Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 25 Jun 2021, 21:57,
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"Like trying to keep a volleyball underwater"Happy no candle candle day Octo
( unclepills,
Fri 25 Jun 2021, 12:33,
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Do KSU know something we don't? (2nd paragraph)(
tinglto 4 sheets to the wind,
Fri 25 Jun 2021, 13:35,
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"Ready for your first jab? It's only a little prick, it won't hurt." 
I'm so, so sorry.
JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim,
Fri 25 Jun 2021, 12:08,
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Think how I feel!This took me ages.
( JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim,
Fri 25 Jun 2021, 15:46,
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Jesus ChristI've just eaten dinner. I might have a little vom after seeing that.
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Fri 25 Jun 2021, 20:03,
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hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts,
Fri 25 Jun 2021, 11:51,
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Like snogging a dirty washing up sponge
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Octo I ruin everything.,
Fri 25 Jun 2021, 12:08,
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