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[challenge entry] "We're not having a repeat of last year's big red arse"
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and paedo
TOAP and molester
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 18:23, archived)
# TOAP
Touched Openly Another Puppy
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] 'The Animals on holiday' you say?
(Victor Victoria, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 17:30, archived)
# This wins.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 18:45, archived)
# Party Animals
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 20:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Crew report no adverse side effects…

Click for bigger (156 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 16:29, archived)
# HAHA, excellent! Updated my earlier logo.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 16:39, archived)
# amOzone
shirley
(Smug Bastard LOL, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 17:19, archived)
# this is much better
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 17:56, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 17:03, archived)
# What's under his hat? Bruises? Or space slugs? What else is he hiding?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 18:48, archived)
# Wunderbar.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 21 Jul 2021, 7:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Jeff is getting out of control!
(Jonsey420, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 14:19, archived)
# Andre could go if his weight was offset by Wicket and Jimmy Kranky
so your thesis checks out. Good work.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 14:27, archived)
#
sadly Parfitt and Rossi were ruled out on medical grounds :(
(Jonsey420, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 14:33, archived)
# 10, 9, 8, 7, 6 . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 14:21, archived)
#
chaser.com.au/world/jeff-bezos-tragically-survives-space-flight/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 14:34, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 14:41, archived)
# haha
Tragic!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 14:42, archived)
# I was hoping that he'd get travel sick
and vomit over everyone during a profound moment.

In many ways, his whooping was far less dignified.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 16:04, archived)
# 10m 10s
That's almost as much per minute as a boxing match on Sky pay per view.
(rogerzilla, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 16:10, archived)
# Hello. Woo/Yay/Houpla etcs.
Jesus, I haven't been here for years. Ten years, probably. Hello, old friends.

Can somebody help me out, please? I'm looking for the best resolution Smug Bastard I can find. Anyone got anything?
(rymix, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 11:37, archived)
# there were higher res ones, Prodigy69 found the complete photoset, but it seems to have gone
www.b3takit.co.uk/site/smug-bastard/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 11:47, archived)
# Thank you!
I recall that somebody found the original stock images one time. But the b3takit is perfect for me, thanks.

I'll come back for the contests. It's been a long time...
(rymix, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 11:49, archived)
# Here's the rest of the set, not huge images though
andoria.co.uk/B3ta/SmugBloke.7z
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 14:11, archived)
# Brilliant, thank you
He truly is a smug bastard
(rymix, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 17:08, archived)
# Greetings member number 13079 from Member number 31538.
It's not changed much here apart from talk going into hiding (still there just have to change the url) Few old hands still about few new ones and of course the inevitable trolls. Just like old times really (except we are old now)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 12:09, archived)
# I think somebody sent out the signal to activate the sleeper cells.
Let's make b3ta great again!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 13:16, archived)
# I've missed you all
This is the one place on the internet I can return to knowing with every confidence that you're all kind and funny and considerate.

I'm back home. Now to make some silly pictures.
(rymix, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 14:11, archived)
# PULL UP A KITTEN, SHOP A CHAIR

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 14:37, archived)
# I resent that
I'm not funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 15:55, archived)
# But you are to us
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 16:04, archived)
# Depends which 'funny' they meant.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 22:32, archived)
# Not very hi-res


But it is stereoscopic.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 16:55, archived)
# So you can see the V-1s.
(davyclam, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 18:08, archived)
# Why is the car in front of the smug cunt?
Great, now I'm all cockeyed
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 23:53, archived)
# Because
you've got your eyes in backwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 15:44, archived)
#
quality gear this
(yeswehavenopasties, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 5:27, archived)
# GAYSHIFT PARTY DANCE TEIM
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 0:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 2:02, archived)
# Is he gonna play it or just dance with it?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 2:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 6:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 20 Jul 2021, 6:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 8:19, archived)
# This is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 0:56, archived)
# spoiler alert...pretty sure i solved it!
the middle lass only has one black testicle but its bouncin around that much and at such a fast rate it gives the viewer/contestant the appearance of two ebony doorknobs swinging in a sock, whereas the other two have the full set of 2 in total. please direct me to the gaysift prize showcase collection area so that i may obtain lift for my fuck
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 4:21, archived)
# You win a fart
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 11:43, archived)
# Is that Nicola the paper bag lady?
(rogerzilla, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 8:20, archived)
# Ahoy there!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 21:11, archived)
# :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 23:33, archived)
# Captain Bee Fart
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 2:03, archived)
# He has a channel
www.youtube.com/channel/UCUMZybDJyqZYrj9eBx5DaSQ
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 3:14, archived)
# That's RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 7:46, archived)
[challenge entry] alright b3ta? bin a while
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 20:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
Classic B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 20:33, archived)
# Hello.
Nice, standard, 3 hairs per ball.
Carry on...
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 21:18, archived)
# Hairs?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 21:34, archived)
# The yout' haven't got hold of our cdc's as well now have they?
These kids with their shaved ballbags....

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 21:41, archived)
# Taking the spunk-o-saurus out for a walk
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 22:35, archived)
# its good manners to always arrive before the hare in a racing enviroment
espankily if you are a filing peddles
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 22:35, archived)
# hi
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 2:04, archived)
#
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 17:59, archived)
# Here's the moment he contracted it (last pic)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Pre-mission for NAVY seals

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(targetlad72, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 16:19, archived)
# Such beautiful plumage!

Edit: son o' treat owl, dammit!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 15:29, archived)
# It's worth at least a Tena.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 16:15, archived)
# Dries your mouth out
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 16:46, archived)
# Tastes like pork rinds too!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 18:47, archived)
# You’re upsetting me
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 19:31, archived)
# Tastes like bleached cotton and glue to me.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 2:06, archived)
# Not to worry,
wherever you find one of those there's usually a raspberry drink not to far away.

Refreshing!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 19:40, archived)
# Blue WKD
(rogerzilla, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 11:17, archived)
# you padded that one out a bit
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 19 Jul 2021, 13:30, archived)
# There's an Ocado just for you...
(LokiMD, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 12:34, archived)
# The curse of Tom Scott?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssZ_8cqfBlE
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 19 Jul 2021, 13:06, archived)
# Don't wanna be...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 19 Jul 2021, 12:14, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Club 18-30
(JauntyArt, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 10:48, archived)
# What kind of monkey is that?
fuck knows
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 0:48, archived)
# Proboscis?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 15:04, archived)
# Yes
It is the Cockfaced Monkey
(JauntyArt, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] "Bring me two more of these, ya, ya!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 8:41, archived)
# Good banana substitution there
Although I see Mr O. Utang has croissants too. Smug ape bastard.
(rogerzilla, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 8:52, archived)
# Cheers, he likes the variety, he sometimes asks for a banana IN the Croissants the smug bastard!
Only noticed I've stuck his left foot on his right leg too! Can't be bothered to fix it.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 10:13, archived)

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