![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Putin"){kind=small}
Caption competition time...
Putin: What's brown and green, has eight legs and if it fell out of a tree onto you would kill you?
Boris: I gohnk no. Whak ij groun and gyeen, haj ayk yegs ang ij ik kell ouk og a kree onkoo you woug kiy you?
Putin: A snooker table.
I had a bash at sketching something detailed
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Never realised it was a bell tower before. Guess it is a bell end tower now.
Yes, I know 3ppb
That's the minimum.There are more than 3 eah
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 13 Mar 2022, 15:27,
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Let's not fight anymore
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 14 Mar 2022, 1:46,
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Now there's a fun scrolling surprise...Of course, the tower has been at risk of collapse for ages -- who knew a simple administration of 37300 mgs of Viagra would fix the whole thing?
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Sun 13 Mar 2022, 14:07,
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Diana died of the CovidThen the ghost of Diana gave it to Prince Philip and Freddie Mercury
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Sun 13 Mar 2022, 12:11,
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Feeling cute. Might go to my neighbors and ask them to "Let me in". Idk
sof sof,
Sat 12 Mar 2022, 18:53,
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My name? It's "J. R. Hartley"
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Sat 12 Mar 2022, 19:11,
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He's got nice teeth PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 12 Mar 2022, 20:08,
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Whose are they PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 12 Mar 2022, 23:44,
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Yes! You terrible man! Where have you been? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 12 Mar 2022, 23:13,
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Now I remember why I stopped talking to you :( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 14 Mar 2022, 1:46,
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I have become old.So very old. Like CS2 old (because it has ImageReady and I quite like that), but still OLD!!! OLD LIKE THE EARTH BENEATH OUR FEET! OOOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDDDD!
How bout yous?
(How bout yous?
sof sof,
Thu 17 Mar 2022, 19:41,
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Less Debbie Harry and more Vlady Ga-Ga amirite!
icmfp
unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Sat 12 Mar 2022, 19:15,
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Just trying to keep you abreast of what’s going on.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 12 Mar 2022, 20:55,
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While it's still fresh in your mammary.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 12 Mar 2022, 21:06,
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Start Wars - the unpopular global franchise Coming soon to a border near you
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 12 Mar 2022, 17:36,
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alright, "QotW: I'm Sorry I've Drawn a Dog"" Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁,
Fri 11 Mar 2022, 20:20,
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arf! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Fri 11 Mar 2022, 21:28,
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Lighten up Jolly Jack
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 12 Mar 2022, 17:07,
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Seems rather angry that we're all looking at its tits...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Sat 12 Mar 2022, 21:20,
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Can you redraw this but with 8 bellytits?I can pay. I have a big bag of Quavers.
( Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at,
Mon 14 Mar 2022, 9:24,
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Juss takin’ a stroll…talkin’’bout killin’.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 11 Mar 2022, 14:34,
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The tories will never recover from this satires on Russian influence
/brant
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 12 Mar 2022, 16:10,
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Vlad Headroom? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 11 Mar 2022, 12:47,
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That's not a bad suggestion.I'll try but if it takes longer than 5 minutes I'm giving up.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Fri 11 Mar 2022, 13:39,
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Hahdid not see this before I uploaded and f5'd.
...And your blue is more accurate.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Fri 11 Mar 2022, 14:06,
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I MISSED MAR10 :(It's-a Meee, It's-a Yoooou
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 11 Mar 2022, 3:40,
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Looks good.......a few more explosions please.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 11 Mar 2022, 1:30,
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Dis Gorn be FP'ed PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 10 Mar 2022, 20:14,
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I’m fairly sure it’s the reptile baby from the V TV series.The old one, not the shite remake.
( jonbob loves you,
Fri 11 Mar 2022, 15:57,
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As I recall mine had its arms on the sides.That’s definitely the critter from V. There was another more human-looking one but I can’t really remember.
gifer.com/en/OvEQ
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jonbob loves you,
Fri 11 Mar 2022, 18:17,
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Not a friend of Gilbert from Get Fresh/Gilbert's Fridge? brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Fri 11 Mar 2022, 18:44,
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I think you ordered the wrong Sea Monkeys Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 10 Mar 2022, 20:25,
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I think this one needs to be put in a bigger tank now.
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 10 Mar 2022, 14:09,
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North Atlantic Treaty Organisation? FUCK OFF! We’re the Organisation of North Atlantic Treaties! SPLITTERS!
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 10 Mar 2022, 12:39,
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yesonly joking he is the German chancellor
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 10 Mar 2022, 13:42,
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So wow thats a nato what now right.Response so far has been a little strange.
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Thu 10 Mar 2022, 15:12,
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something like that - Nato being totally spineless and Vladolf laughing his tits off
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 10 Mar 2022, 15:39,
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I'm not sure that's an accurate assessment of the current geopolitical situation, but each to their own.
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Thu 10 Mar 2022, 15:53,
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It's an entirely inaccurate assessment. I don't understand people who are both anti-war and anti-NATO. It's a defensive pact. It does not do aggressive expansion. It doesn't exist to defend non-members, yet it's done a hell of a lot to support Ukraine while walking a tricky legal tightrope, and doing everything it can to avert nuclear war, for fucks sake.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Thu 10 Mar 2022, 17:18,
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NATO was created by the Pentagon, for what that's worth.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 10 Mar 2022, 17:46,
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I don't think that statement means anything.The North Atlantic Treaty Organisation was created by a building in a NATO country? K.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Thu 10 Mar 2022, 18:19,
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maybe not NATO as such, but I'm sure USA has invaded a few countries since 1949
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Thu 10 Mar 2022, 20:47,
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This is true. But it would make for a far more complicated infographic.
There are a load of other Soviet/Russian military ...operations that aren't listed because they were not invasions per se.
(There are a load of other Soviet/Russian military ...operations that aren't listed because they were not invasions per se.
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Thu 10 Mar 2022, 21:42,
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understand
I wonder if russia realises that NATO is a defensive org thats not against them?
or have we been fed bullshit and NATO is really against them?
or NATO believes russian PR and thinks NATO is really after them
may be I should stop watching rick and morty (btw the latest season is great!!)
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Thu 10 Mar 2022, 22:38,
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I wonder if russia realises that NATO is a defensive org thats not against them?
or have we been fed bullshit and NATO is really against them?
or NATO believes russian PR and thinks NATO is really after them
may be I should stop watching rick and morty (btw the latest season is great!!)
Something missing?What about Afghanistan, Libya, Serbia?
Not that I think that gives Putin any reason to bomb the crap out of civilians in Ukraine, just saying maybe NATO isn't 100% defensive.
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Fri 11 Mar 2022, 15:43,
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Not that I think that gives Putin any reason to bomb the crap out of civilians in Ukraine, just saying maybe NATO isn't 100% defensive.
I don't recall NATO invading or attacking any of those places. brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Fri 11 Mar 2022, 18:06,
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The image challenge is PutinI was portraying how I think Putin sees the situation
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 10 Mar 2022, 18:20,
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Would you provokeA terminally ill nutter with nuclear weapons? Ok, his generals would probably refuse a launch order outside accepted last-resort doctrine, but who really knows?
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Thu 10 Mar 2022, 17:54,
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The generals are currently being killed in action at the rate of about 1 per week. brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Thu 10 Mar 2022, 18:56,
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Nice to see Uri Geller doing something useful Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 10 Mar 2022, 20:27,
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For International Women's Day and the crisis.... where world leaders fail
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Just had a cry you loonThis is just so silly it's so good
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