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[challenge entry] ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 13:27, archived)
# IRL GIGGLES
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 13:58, archived)
# Fun with oligarchs!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 15:52, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I have no evidence but he just looks like a sexual sadist Bond villain
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 12:56, archived)
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(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 11:07, archived)
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(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - ELON MUSK

Elon Musk can take a joke can't he, let's find out. Give us your best Elon shops, puns and laughs at his considerable expensive.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 9:39, archived)
# Aren't you the bloke from pie face records?
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 9:44, archived)
# Before we start, has he bought the US nuclear codes yet?
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 9:56, archived)
# Yes
They were posted on Twitter last night.

5318008 618
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 10:57, archived)
# they should never have allowed the Donald to pick his own numbers
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 10:01, archived)
# Elon M Bison
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 10:16, archived)
# Elon Mus Kox
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] While we're at it....have a Elonmuskrat.

(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 10:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 13:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 22:26, archived)
# Chun Li's knickers
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 11:45, archived)
# Cor!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 14:13, archived)
# I predicted this
Must purchase a LOTTO ticket today.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 10:53, archived)
# Image challenges are getting to be rather predictable, eh.
I wonder how many other hot news and pop culture stories from circa 2017 will be image challenges in 2022....
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 14:27, archived)
# I heard that the mainland is thinking of breaking away from the EU. Some kind of a Breakit or Brickit thingy.
Should be good for a few larfs if anything comes of it.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 14:29, archived)
# BELLYRUBS PLZ?
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 2:19, archived)
# PS: sorry for deleting this earlier Mr Wonder

(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 7:48, archived)
# IT MOVES!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 9:59, archived)
# Stay tuned. Might add a BLARGH later ;)
EDIT: For now I only have this.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 12:21, archived)
# Tom Hanks hasn't aged well
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Derby...

Click for bigger (338 kb)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 22:51, archived)
# Would you care to race, grandmother?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 22:53, archived)
# Grey space party!!!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 22:55, archived)
# hah!
Very good.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 23:19, archived)
# Sign Your Name
FP
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 23:21, archived)
# haha
nice one.
remember playing that, too
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 0:05, archived)
# OOF!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 2:07, archived)
# Lovely stuff
.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 19:33, archived)
# Huuguughghg!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 19:32, archived)
#
notlikingthisstarwarsreboot
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 19:51, archived)
# virgin on the ridiculous
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 20:15, archived)
# Worst proctologist ever
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 20:17, archived)
# I tried eating grilled wookie once
It was chewy
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 20:39, archived)
# Blank reply here
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 21:04, archived)
# +'s penis.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 21:07, archived)
# In the UK in the 80s we used to get chewy things sellotaped onto the front cover of comics
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 21:22, archived)
# Refresher bars, and Highland Toffee, and severed penises
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 21:41, archived)
# ewwww gross, highland toffee
Wham bars ftw
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 10:00, archived)
# Nearly every one of them would inevitably ensure
a trip to the dentist as they were pretty good at removing fillings.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 13:21, archived)
# Boldly just fuck off would you?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 15:29, archived)
# Would you kindly
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 15:35, archived)
# Deanna Troi is not best pleased.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 15:37, archived)
# Haha that’s been a catchphrase lately, specifically when the iPad fucks me about
I tried explaining it to my wife but before I’d finished she was staring into the distance, no idea why
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 16:35, archived)
# Does your imaginary wife always ignore you?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 17:04, archived)
# I would imagine so
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 19:36, archived)
# Nam
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 19:43, archived)
# -Nam +Leytonstone
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 22:45, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 15:40, archived)
# Star Trash
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 15:42, archived)
# 2043
The planet Mars is renamed 'Amazon Distribution Centre Mars'. Deliveroo investigate purchasing Europa.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 15:46, archived)
# We will be well old and giving 0 fucks by then.
Don’t Fear The Reaper
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 16:02, archived)
# This is true. Deliveroo Meals On Wheels.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 16:19, archived)
# Johnnycab will certainly be a thing by then
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 18:34, archived)
# Just a minimum wage guy in a costume, it’s cheaper.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 19:44, archived)
# UR NAN
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 20:00, archived)
# Bitch won’t work for minimum, costumes are extra too
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 22:42, archived)
# Honestly I think you gave up on the gossip thing too quickly, I was ready to make the effort to change
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 22:51, archived)
# Ben Afflec and Jennifer Lopez back together!! At last!!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 22:54, archived)
#
don't care
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 23:22, archived)
# That’s ok, you’re not the target demographic
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 23:42, archived)
# Are they taking Zuckerborg home?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 16:01, archived)
# He has borg pubes.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 16:04, archived)
# 9bp/lobe
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 16:38, archived)
# Vunderbergeriffic
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 16:07, archived)
# Yeah, billionares are sad wankers
we are much cooler here on b3ta
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 17:03, archived)
# Besos can't stop making pictures of me.
I find it weird but I'm fine with it.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 17:04, archived)
#
B P
s d
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 18:59, archived)
# Pesod idgi
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 19:39, archived)
# Poor, but happy
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 19:32, archived)
# I noticed a small issue regarding rank and have fixed it for you.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 17:56, archived)
# Perfect
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 19:06, archived)
# Now you've Gorn and done it!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 19:14, archived)
# They're still ugly though.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 19:49, archived)
# they're billionaires
They don't have to be attractive
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 22:51, archived)
# This is wonderful
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 18:16, archived)
# He's the African-American it's ok to despise
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Uh oh. Looks like somebody misread the memo .......

44 billion for this?????
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 15:23, archived)
# A STOCKIN’ FEET GAME
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 16:41, archived)
# in family or RUMPUS rooms.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 15:07, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 16:32, archived)
# A knife stuck in your back! Feel it twist, and you hear it crack!
and you hear it crack!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 19:48, archived)
# Poor Jack is feeling a bit left out and sad now
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 14:27, archived)
# This better get FP. I spent literally seconds cloning the beard.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 14:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 15:08, archived)
# Whoah!
That must have taken entire minutes :D
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 15:08, archived)
# ...of looking through my old images :-)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 15:10, archived)
# hahaha, just noticed the bird's nest
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 15:23, archived)
# She's got her shorts pulled up!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 16:06, archived)
# She looks like Marge Simpson on this image.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 16:32, archived)
# Classic
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 18:15, archived)
# Hope he will be okay, thoughts and prayers
thoughts and prayers
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 15:12, archived)
# :)) FABULOUS!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 15:13, archived)
# LEAVE OBAMA ALONE
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 16:42, archived)
# glorious 😝
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 17:59, archived)
# It's got layers
... might animate it later
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 18:09, archived)
# How many layers? It might make a difference.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 16:41, archived)
# no fewer than 2 at least maybe fewer or more
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Elongated Mask Buys Three Peach
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 10:09, archived)
# makes sense he's a boss fight
Someone should make a side scrolling beat em up where you repeatedly punch drones in the face until you reach boss fights where they are all billionaires. Zark Muckerberg, Melon Usk and Beff Jesos.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 10:13, archived)
# I'm not worried about making money
or interested in being commercially viable

Just what you want to hear from your new boss
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 10:15, archived)
# Not clicking that, probably a virus
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 10:13, archived)
# Soz
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 10:40, archived)
# ha!
I knew I'd seen that somewhere. Yours is much better :-)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
Elong Mask

(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 12:15, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 12:46, archived)
# It's The Leader!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 12:59, archived)
# Don't rile the new owner, he'll glare menacingly at you and call you a pedo guy and have armed police raid you
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 12:15, archived)
# Yeah I'm out of twitter. I never really got it in the first place.
Unless you're a celeb with something to sell I don't see why you'd bother now. Maybe back when it first started.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 12:29, archived)
# Let's get amoral libertarian sociopaths to run social media, that's definitely what's been missing.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 13:22, archived)
# Without the police, criminals won't find it fun any more and they'll just stop
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 14:51, archived)
# Moving from government restrictions to personal responsibility
as people learn to regulate their own behaviour
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 14:53, archived)
# flawless reasoning, nothing can possibly go wrong.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 15:55, archived)
# Pfffft
"regulate their own behaviour"
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 19:07, archived)
# Yeah, it was much better when the Saudi Royal family and Morgan Stanley owned it
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 18:00, archived)
# You're absolutely right, it's a binary choice between those two options
and everyone on the losing side should kill themselves.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 22:59, archived)
# Eh?
I think you're building quite a big strawman there...
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 8:24, archived)
# Whyioughtta!
...oh!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll drop this here
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] He's already rebranded Twitter
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 16:20, archived)
# Sean Bean innit

Click for bigger (1305 kb)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 10:02, archived)
# Which Lord of the Rings character was a loan shark?
Boromir! (borrow more)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 12:16, archived)
# I don’t want to be ‘that guy’ but I need to point out that this is non-canon
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I for one welcome...
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 8:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 10:02, archived)
# alright
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 10:03, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 2:51, archived)
# I like your picture
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 7:40, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 12:29, archived)
# Mr Trumble
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 8:46, archived)
# Mr Shambles
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 10:00, archived)
# Scaramouche
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 12:30, archived)
# Fandango
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 14:34, archived)
# I always wondered why an Italian clown in the 1500s would be doing a Spanish dance.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 14:36, archived)
# Multiculturalism
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 16:44, archived)
# I thought they were all just killing each other back then
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 16:47, archived)
# Mamma Mia!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 16:54, archived)
# Oh crap
Here we go again
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] What’s Rob going to do with all that money?!
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 23:25, archived)
# Pay for the upgrade to allow for editing of the subject line
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 23:40, archived)
# Add automatic search/replace for youtu.be links
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 5:53, archived)
# Fuch that!
Edit: fuck that!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 7:41, archived)
# If he buys b3ta I'm gonna flounce off to Geocities or MySpace or somewhere
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 23:49, archived)
# google circles
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 3:59, archived)
# New icons
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 0:01, archived)
# When do I get paid?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 0:31, archived)
# You have to join Twitter first.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 0:45, archived)
# Can't see anyone new doing that now
it's about to become a total dumpster fire
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 8:16, archived)
# It's been a skip fire since forever.
I still don't understand what makes it better than any internet forum, what its purpose is, or what its business model is.

I really don't understand why the world should care about it, or why news organisations believe quoting from twitter is the same thing as reporting the news.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 14:37, archived)
# Conformity, L@@K!!! and FOMO
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 19:11, archived)
# ...all the cool kids are doing it.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 0:46, archived)
#
-cool kids
+mindless sheep
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 16:05, archived)
# ...oh, that's right, LOL
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 1:07, archived)
#
Cha!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 16:05, archived)
# the FUCK orbital forklift web
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 4:01, archived)
#
FUCKLIFT?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 16:06, archived)
# forklift, can’t you read?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 16:45, archived)
# My mistake….
fukoff
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 16:49, archived)
# :( just trying to help
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 16:54, archived)
# i heard he's also eyeing up goatse and tubgirl
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 6:48, archived)
# Non Fathomable Tokens
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 16:46, archived)
# He'll invest it all in invisible Simpsons nfts
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 9:50, archived)
# It happens
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 11:16, archived)
# This world is so stupid.
People are so stupid.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 15:13, archived)
# Things are just as they are. ‘Stupid’ is a judgement you’ve made. I suggest you try making a more satisfying one :)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 16:51, archived)
# Therapy FTW!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 19:14, archived)
# OK.....YOU are stupid.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 19:51, archived)
# j'accuse

Click for bigger (203 kb)
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 22:06, archived)
# Alright, "classical art memes"
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 22:39, archived)
# More like....memmeries
amirite?
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 23:15, archived)
# FFS MAN!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 16:08, archived)
#
Sorry Pedro
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 17:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 21:01, archived)
# For a moment
I thought this was an invisible Simpsons thing.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 21:45, archived)
# lovely
(, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 1:04, archived)
#
I thought it was a bunch of Hitlers
(, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 0:07, archived)

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