She could just lie and say she did, then everyone else can pretend they can’t smell shit
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 12:19,
archived)
just another day at Tory HQ
(
Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 13:44,
archived)
Is there a bog nearby?Can you smell it?
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 14:54,
archived)
Quick !pull your trousers down !!!!!
(
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........π«₯,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 16:24,
archived)
FUCKTEAM: Augmented for FuckThis is undoubtedly one of the greatest things I've ever seen.
Last time, on Fuck Corp
No Goof
Lou, someome on the phone for you/a
Breathe
Jump Back
(,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 21:46,
archived)
Last time, on Fuck Corp
No Goof
Lou, someome on the phone for you/a
Breathe
Jump Back
Hello, Dekion.Been a while. Decided to see what /board was up to, and seeing your name put an instant smile on my face.
(
Captain Howdy,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 22:25,
archived)
Dude!We need you!
Make stuff!
Also: I looked at your entire profile 3 times.
Iβm not ashamed to admit that you are fucking great.
(Make stuff!
Also: I looked at your entire profile 3 times.
Iβm not ashamed to admit that you are fucking great.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 1:16,
archived)
Their hands are so clean and human.I think this image has been photoshopped.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 1:15,
archived)
I definitely will still fix the hands but I got a little sidetracked this evening:
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 20:06,
archived)
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Tory Leadership Race"){kind=small}
I know he's gone but a bald head is easier to C/P !
showrat I Fought The Law on,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 18:51,
archived)
Sunak is 170cm (5ft 6 inches tall).(
Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 19:00,
archived)
And Zahawi apparently lives in a house with very low ceilings.
(
Chumps π,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 19:15,
archived)
what torso matching algorithmetc. etc. etc.
(
JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 19:38,
archived)
DETECTING FUCK..........analysing_fuck......G//:Generating/Fuck/Coupon - I GOT THE POISSON, IGOTTHEPOISSON(, Wed 13 Jul 2022, 20:05, archived)
Right in the cloaca.I'll bet that stings.
( FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 23:14,
archived)
call the police
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 23:29,
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massaging a dead gull
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 13:22,
archived)
it's actually his name?I thought people were calling him a wanker
( JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 19:39,
archived)
head size may vary
Click for bigger (111 kb)
Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 17:42,
archived)
Jacob Rees Mogg vs
Macob Jees Rogg vs
Racob Mees Jogg vs
Racob Jees Mogg vs
Macob Rees Jogg.
Personally my money is on the Jogg brothers.
(Macob Jees Rogg vs
Racob Mees Jogg vs
Racob Jees Mogg vs
Macob Rees Jogg.
Personally my money is on the Jogg brothers.
Octo I ruin everything.,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 17:33,
archived)
he's not bitter, just psychopathic just psychopathic
( Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 18:05,
archived)
They let anyone in the Groucho Club nowadays Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 17:43,
archived)
Pro-noun-ciation is key.
Click for bigger (309 kb)
Octo I ruin everything.,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 16:41,
archived)
In for a penny, in for a pound (of your sweet, sweet human flesh) Octo I ruin everything.,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 16:55,
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Boris loves his leaving present Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 17:44,
archived)
Eurovision winner Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 17:43,
archived)
This is terribleAnd you should be ashamed but I will click
(
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 21:50,
archived)
NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - THE TORY LEADERSHIP RACE
The Tories are picking a new leader, guess the winner, make some puns from their names, design challenges they must overcome
like a Tory Leadership Krypton Factor, b3ta up the worst news cycle in ages.
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 14:54,
archived)
ALTERNATE IMAGE CHALLENGE - TORY LEADERSHIP HOPEFULS ON MOVIE POSTERS WITH ONE LETTER CHANGED[picture of 'Speed' movie poster with the title changed to 'Spend', and Rishi Sunak's face superimposed over Sandra Bullock's]
edit: shit, her face wasn't even on the poster. That's my idea ruined.
(,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 15:27,
archived)
edit: shit, her face wasn't even on the poster. That's my idea ruined.
You LITERALLY just killed b3ta π
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 15:54,
archived)
Looks like you're gonna have to knock up some more drawing contests pedro??Think I'll go back to more lame 404 posts this week/month
(,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 16:12,
archived)
I have no material in my to-do folder except for pictures of feet PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 16:13,
archived)
One does not simply vote in that Mordaunt
(
Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 16:08,
archived)
Now this I LIKEBasin Instinct - Angela Rayner open legs scene whilst simultaneously washing her hands of the allegations!
(,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 16:10,
archived)
I think you've strayed a bit from the challenge brief there into frothing right-wing echo chamber territory
(,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 16:28,
archived)
I'll squash the T and R together to make it look like one
(
Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 16:45,
archived)
Rishi Vader force chokes Boris to death and no-one says release him
(
Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 16:49,
archived)
He keeps him in force choke and forces him to make a dirty phone call to Lebedev at the standard Octo I ruin everything.,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 17:02,
archived)
Not very considerate to the transatlantic boarder's either
(
Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 17:39,
archived)
Maybe they can use it for launching t-shirts at a rock concert. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 14:30,
archived)
Who do you think you are, the English Minister for Education? Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 14:33,
archived)
"I tell you, Margaret, they're always there first in line when the buffet opens. They must set their bleedin' alarms"
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 11:22,
archived)
"It's turned up too high! It's on Autoburn" Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 12:23,
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ha! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 13:19,
archived)
Good punAutoburn is the default setting after gently warmed
( Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 18:08,
archived)
Regular as Klokwerk Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 18:09,
archived)
How to tell the difference when you are too tense.
sorry
Chumps π,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 8:53,
archived)
This one's for the Old Gipper!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 3:36,
archived)
BON(e)US CONTENT
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 4:05,
archived)
Oh yeah, yeah. Furrowed brow & Bic lighter?
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 0:05,
archived)
...and a dog's tongue up his arse, obv
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 0:06,
archived)
This is a Film I would love to go and see
(
The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 17:26,
archived)
Who do you blame when things go wrong?
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Tue 12 Jul 2022, 19:28,
archived)
he hasn't walked the same since that flag flossing
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 9:59,
archived)
Clearly discriminatoryagainst people who are actually like this.
(,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 17:45,
archived)
pissheads? Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 18:11,
archived)
I'm tired of these melon-farming pms in my melon-farming cabinet PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 3:35,
archived)
TAK HOM A SAK PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 12 Jul 2022, 19:59,
archived)
Dr Who looks greatnot sure about the new Tardis
( Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Tue 12 Jul 2022, 22:16,
archived)
It makes sense if he's The Masteror the Time Meddler.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 13:59,
archived)
imagine the splintering crunch as he hits, mmm
(
empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Tue 12 Jul 2022, 18:39,
archived)
Looks like an episode of Ivor The Engine gone very wrong. Octo I ruin everything.,
Tue 12 Jul 2022, 18:59,
archived)
He didn't like it
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 12 Jul 2022, 19:41,
archived)
Some kid burned my neck. I didn’t feel it. mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Tue 12 Jul 2022, 20:15,
archived)
In-jokes are never appointed Minister For Brexit Opportunities And Government Efficiency Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Wed 13 Jul 2022, 10:35,
archived)
Frowning Street Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Tue 12 Jul 2022, 17:09,
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