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# Spin to Live
Credit to Cold War Steve for his included picture.

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(Flumper, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 9:00, archived)
# I only saw the Twitter thread
But this at the very least, was completely tone deaf.
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 6 Sep 2022, 9:26, archived)
# What the fuck, someone at ITV actually thought this was a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 9:42, archived)
#
In 2025, the world's economy is in shambles and America has become a totalitarian dystopia. 28-year-old Ben Richards, an impoverished resident of the fictional Co-Op City, is unable to find work, having been blacklisted from his trade. His gravely ill daughter Cathy needs medicine, and his wife Sheila has resorted to prostitution to bring in money for the family. In desperation, Richards turns to the Games Network, a government-operated television station that runs violent game shows. After rigorous physical and mental testing, Richards is selected to appear on The Running Man, the Network's most popular, lucrative, and dangerous program. He is interviewed by Dan Killian, the executive producer of the program, who describes the challenges he will face once the game begins. He also meets Fred Victor, the director of the show, and Bobby Thompson, the MC and host.

The contestant is declared an enemy of the state and released with a 12-hour head start before the Hunters, an elite team of Network-employed hitmen, are sent out to kill him. The contestant earns $100 per hour that he stays alive and avoids capture, an additional $100 for each law enforcement officer or Hunter he kills, and a grand prize of $1 billion if he survives for 30 days. Viewers can receive cash rewards for informing the Network of the runner's whereabouts. The runner is given $4,800 and a pocket video camera before he leaves the studio. He can travel anywhere in the world, and each day he must videotape two messages and mail them back to the studio for broadcasting. If he neglects to send the messages, he will be held in default of his Games contract and stop accumulating prize money, but will continue to be hunted indefinitely. Killian states that no contestant has survived long enough to claim the grand prize, nor does he expect anyone to ever do so. Richards simply hopes that he will last long enough to secure his family's future with his prize money.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 9:42, archived)
# Remake incoming
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 6 Sep 2022, 9:57, archived)
# The Schwarzenegger movie was a load of old shit
Perhaps the general mood nowadays is grim enough that Netflix or someone would pay for an adaptation that's faithful to the source

They'd probably still "reimagine" the ending
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 10:11, archived)
# I liked it. But as I understand it, it's pretty far from the source material. So in this case a remake could work.
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 6 Sep 2022, 10:18, archived)
# CCTV hooked up to broadcast TV - contestants picked by lottery
Love Island replaced by Survival Island.
(Flumper, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 10:29, archived)
# A show about
people reacting to what they see on TV being watched by people reacting to them.
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 6 Sep 2022, 10:51, archived)
# I'd watch someone watching me watch that
(Flumper, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 11:44, archived)
#
Alright, 'David Grant'
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 12:21, archived)
# Real life versions of The Hunger Games, Battle Royale, Squid Game
That's Saturday night on ITV sorted
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 10:55, archived)
# Did he ever get his money?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 11:45, archived)
# He has to survive winter first
(Flumper, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 12:14, archived)
#
(Mouseover here for spoilers)
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 12:23, archived)
# It is a good idea.
Imagine if the BBC pulled a stunt like this, what the fascists complaining about Joe Lycett being allowed to comment on Truss's competence would have to say about it.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 14:10, archived)
# What are you on about? Joe Lycett's trolling was utterly inspired.
(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 15:04, archived)
# Sorry, my brain words not good do come out received well on this today.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 16:12, archived)
# That's alright.
I was being sarcastic.
(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 16:34, archived)
# Congratulations to Chucky on becoming our new PM

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(Ragamuffin, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 1:37, archived)
# Love the shop
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 6:47, archived)
# Ha!
The resemblance is uncanny
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 6 Sep 2022, 6:53, archived)
# Holy shit, that's the greatest lurkage I've ever seen!
3 digit user number and 1 post!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 7:08, archived)
# Shall we call them a cunt yet?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 7:21, archived)
# That would be brilliant ...
That would be brilliant - but it's not true. I was a regular on here for years and then stopped (for very personal reasons) a good few years ago. Only restarted doing stuff recently .. you know, head exploded, lost my way, personal tragedy, all the usual guff.
Maybe my account info got wiped ... or maybe this is an account i set up and never used. Either way my heads too fecked to rationalise those sorts of things these days.

Everything used to be signed "Rags"
(Ragamuffin, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 8:17, archived)
# Would be quite good if i could find my old account mind
(Ragamuffin, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 8:25, archived)
# Don't worry, you're nobody on b3ta unless you're on at least your third account.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 8:29, archived)
# arseboon dilbaro
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 8:35, archived)
# Are really old accounts still stored / recoverable ?
(Ragamuffin, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 8:39, archived)
# In theory, but I don't think anyone admins b3ta to that extent anymore
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 8:47, archived)
# I've never asked for my old account to be reinstated.
Not out of principle or anything, just what's the point? Most of my old images died with b3tards anyway.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 8:57, archived)
# Fair point - everything's on HDDs somewhere anyway
(Ragamuffin, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 9:01, archived)
# rob's offered to dig passwords up/reset them for people before
dunno how many took him up on it
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 8:35, archived)
# What took you so long, you cunt?
;)
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 8:09, archived)
# Your mother
(Ragamuffin, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 8:18, archived)
# simple, but classic.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 8:28, archived)
# Trucky

(Flumper, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 8:23, archived)
# .That's the one
That's the one .. so i went and found the doll image and just shopped it to look more like Truss/Chucky .. i think it was on HIGNFY that the likeness was first mentioned. I'm sure i'm one of hundreds who've made an attempt
(Ragamuffin, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 8:28, archived)
#
(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 14:52, archived)
#
b3ta.com/links/1591928
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 15:29, archived)
# Yuk! [corporate sick/boke emoji]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 18:12, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11375938
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 8:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 23:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Truss Abbot
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 20:26, archived)
# Surgical truss

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 20:50, archived)
# My eyes!
(rogerzilla, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 21:43, archived)
# The famed unibollock!
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 5 Sep 2022, 21:54, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 22:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 22:51, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 23:00, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 23:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 7:21, archived)
# that's nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 22:43, archived)
# Good god
Reminds me of this youtu.be/oCEDjEp60aE
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 23:17, archived)
# Not my proudest.
(beef_thief, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 0:16, archived)
# And then Phillip Schofield laughed and said, ‘Fuck you and your problems’
(JauntyArt, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 19:41, archived)
# That so Phil.
Always thinking of himself.
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 5 Sep 2022, 20:05, archived)
# Shirley?

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 20:05, archived)
# His Mrs was probably used to this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 23:21, archived)
# You can always sell your car to the smug bastard
(rogerzilla, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 6:18, archived)
# Please, don't ban me and don't put me "Naughty stepped" for this
I'm not trolling anything but I risk posting some invisible Bart Simpson (Invisi-Bart) images on b3ta. I hope someday you guys can do their own images with invisible Bart, maybe here on b3ta, or in other sites such as Twitter, Instagram, DeviantArt, etc...
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Please, don't put me "Naughty stepped" for this and please don't ban me, this is NOT a troll posting. I have 6 years as user on b3ta and for me it's just for fun make invisible The Simpsons characters so please, respect my opinion and I understand that b3ta is NOT DeviantArt.
(Anthonyb3ta70100, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 18:18, archived)
# Go away
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 18:21, archived)
# Don't have an account, man
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 18:28, archived)
# the view of the left arm of Milhouse's glasses should be distorted.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 18:30, archived)
# Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 18:44, archived)
# I didn't this.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 18:54, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 21:04, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 19:05, archived)
# DevianAunt more like!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 19:10, archived)
# You are my favourite, Anthonyb3ta70100. X
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 19:13, archived)
# Look and learn, Waynster...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 19:22, archived)
# These should be posted in multiple threads
fail
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 20:16, archived)
# I'm putting you "Naughty stepped" for this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 21:11, archived)
# But he didn't this!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 21:14, archived)
# Why don't you start an invisible Anthonyb3ta70100 thread....
(hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 21:54, archived)
# Please wipe after taking a dump on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 23:59, archived)
# you're an odd fellow, Anthonyb3ta70100,
but you steam touch a good ham
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 0:30, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 9:34, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 17:04, archived)
# Well I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 10:43, archived)
# Whatchoo Tolkien About?

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(I helped save b3ta! hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 16:51, archived)
# Q&D
(Great_Boo, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 16:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Kneecap time
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 5 Sep 2022, 15:55, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmm...
Bark like a dog for me. BARK LIKE A DOOOOOOG!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 16:14, archived)
# I preferred I, Clavdivs
A story of power, corruption and lies, apparently
(rogerzilla, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 16:44, archived)
#
youtu.be/B9XcXniI3JQ
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 17:22, archived)
# Oh you bastard. Now I'm conflicted.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 18:32, archived)
# Fuck yes.
*fumbles*
(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 19:28, archived)
#
Now you mention it, there is something odd going on with her left kneecap. Some kind of ghost or ghoul hidden under the skin.
(Great_Boo, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Obligatory Palpatine PS for Truss


"The galaxy imports two thirds of its Chiss from the Unknown Regions.
That. Is. A. Disgrace."
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] 2nd Obligatory Palpatine PS for Truss
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 21:39, archived)
# Tory Prime Ministers - A Recent History.
.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 14:14, archived)
#
I've just spent a moment looking for a dot which, when clicked, would lead to a picture of some bazonkas. Edit: yay!
(Great_Boo, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 14:23, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 5 Sep 2022, 14:28, archived)
# ............ I don't think you want the dot.
I reeeeeeally don't think you want the dot.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 14:32, archived)
#
Hahaha yay! also, I had no idea Sequential Art was still a thing, I shall have to catch up.
(Great_Boo, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 15:14, archived)
# Tits on a squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 17:12, archived)
# I'd click the like button
But I'm afraid that the resultant electrical surge would make the energy costs at b3ta towers dramatically unaffordable.
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 5 Sep 2022, 15:00, archived)
# on that subject
just got an email from my webhost about putting their prices up 'cause of all the energy bollocks, so it's definitely a concern
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 20:28, archived)
# This is not the Gorillaz album I was looking forward to
(Astatine, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 15:29, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 15:35, archived)
# impossible not to read that in David Byrne's voice
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 15:46, archived)
# You may find yourself, in your mum’s basement
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 17:02, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 21:06, archived)
# Long time no see
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 15:39, archived)
# …tits on a squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 17:12, archived)
# Holy Tits!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 15:47, archived)
# …on a squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 17:12, archived)
# Your all weird
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 18:11, archived)
#
You seem to be having consternation about ze subject. Tell me, vos your mother a squirrel in any way?
(Great_Boo, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 18:12, archived)
# Tits. On a squirrel.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 20:15, archived)
# Shame she doesn't use her husband's surname of O'Leary, everything she signs could have been initialled LOL
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 16:28, archived)
# like
Send them to Rwanda LOL
Let the poor freeze LOL
Give Jacob those workhouses he wants LOL
Prison for anyone calling me Cheesoid or Thick Lizzy LOL
(rogerzilla, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 21:46, archived)
# Pretty much
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 23:28, archived)
# I like this
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Taking back controlled substances
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Let the 'shoppery commence!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 13:23, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 20:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Has he gone yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 12:26, archived)
# Bugger. Nope.
But one more post should do it.....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 12:27, archived)
# Goodbye Boris. Don't come back.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 11:29, archived)
# My hopes are not high for what comes next.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 12:12, archived)
#
Unfortunately, Liz Truss has the managerial competence of a stunned baboon and the compassion of a malarial mosquito. The whole country will collapse under her watch but, crucially for Conservative Party members, at least she isn't brown.
(Great_Boo, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 13:21, archived)
# "An Indian PM? Seriously? A woman is bad enough!!!1"
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 14:08, archived)
#
Ah but a woman who will spend her entire time cosplaying Mrs Thatcher while the poor commit suicide will allow all the retired majors to have a fond reminiscing wank, even as the sovereign nation they adore subsides into a sea of shit.
(Great_Boo, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 14:32, archived)
# Retired majors, gotcha.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Modern life is dangerous!

text on a purple
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 10:41, archived)
# still can't push waynster off
:(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 10:42, archived)
# Post a whole series of pictures, each with its own thread, it's what Established users would do
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 11:03, archived)
# Catfisting?
Seems unnecessary to me.
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 5 Sep 2022, 10:58, archived)
# American B3tans, what are you grilling tomorrow on the holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 0:18, archived)
# ET's ballsack?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 0:24, archived)
# Over the Pentagon?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 0:34, archived)
# When Mars Ballsacks
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 0:39, archived)
# go get ur own!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 0:36, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 1:32, archived)
# sry, i know what u like bby!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 1:39, archived)
# Now I need to see what it suckles on
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 1:40, archived)
# It depends on the time of day,
usually Mother, of course

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 1:50, archived)
# IMPEACH THIS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 10:52, archived)
# Fancy Nancy!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 13:56, archived)
# Most difficult gang sign ever
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 17:04, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 17:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 5:48, archived)
# Atomic grills kittens?
'I like 'em slightly crunchy, good to the last meow'
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 9:35, archived)
# You can use the claws to pick your teefs.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 10:53, archived)
# *SMOOCH*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 12:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 20:04, archived)
# WTF
Was smug guy not invited?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 20:06, archived)
# They don't like him.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 20:18, archived)
# He's a bastard, u know...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 20:20, archived)
# A smug one at that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 20:24, archived)
# CLOKON PROING

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 21:35, archived)
# IDGI
Is this about A-I Gorn/Lamppost porn?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 21:42, archived)
# I typed in "a man who thinks clicking a button to gain favour is in fact an absolute plonker" in support of Waynster
And thats what came up. (I didn't make this)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 21:47, archived)
# Ahh......sure hope mofaha is taking notes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 21:52, archived)
# Just wait till I put 13 in separate threads
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 21:57, archived)
# Typical incel, sitting their on you're mums computer
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 22:01, archived)
# XD THANKS! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 22:05, archived)
# However I see for most of you, you are just here today to say cunt a lot. Little tip - cunt is a fucking ace word if used sparingly. Using it everyone isn't big or clever - which is apt as I think none of you are either.
XD Word!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 22:08, archived)
# Cunty cunty cunty cunty cunty cunts.
I'm big AND I'm clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 22:14, archived)
# Let's not be Nazi's about it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 22:32, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 22:34, archived)
# Why are they forcing school kids to draw these?
Pathetic!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 22:40, archived)
# Because Arnie says so

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 22:44, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 23:02, archived)
#
๐Ÿณ๏ธ you win. ๐Ÿณ๏ธ
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 23:18, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 1:38, archived)
# repost ingcunt
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 20:10, archived)
# Fresh out teh shop, Yo!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 20:18, archived)
# I thought it DID smell fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 20:19, archived)
# PS:
imgur.com/a/srKnmk8
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 20:22, archived)
# W:OW !
DatzKooooL
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 20:25, archived)
# This is the future that liberals want.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 20:31, archived)
# Bollocks!.....Also, if you need me, you know where I'll be...
if you need me you know where I'll be...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 21:02, archived)
# Watching children swim?
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 21:15, archived)
# "Coaching"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 21:35, archived)
# Stroking your "greyhound" as he pops his head out of the kennel
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 21:42, archived)
#
-"greyhound"
+"Moby Dick, The White Whale"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 21:44, archived)
# I am on my desktop PC now.
...just realized Freebase is crying! WTF did you do, you big fat hippie?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 21:27, archived)
# He's sweating.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 21:34, archived)
# ... from his eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 21:38, archived)
# You weren't there, man!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 21:42, archived)

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